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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 00:33:39


Big Bag is back...whistle blown!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 00:33:45


At 6/23/06 12:30 AM, Seamonky wrote: Flag this shit now! Jerking off thing!
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/320464

I got the first one marked for review and there is another in the portal now get them while they are hot! eagle keep the decon level at 2 still because it is starting over again!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 00:47:08


Blams: 9117
Saves: 5272
Total B/P points: 14389
Total B/P points acquired today: 82
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major (1111 until next grade)

well i seem to have missed several attempts at flagging some submissions. i wish i could have gotten the whistle points for that, but o well. doing a big request for the ratings club. hope that everyone had good days today, as mine was excellent for being gone much of it.

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 00:50:17


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Saves: 2405
Total B/P points: 6505
Total B/P points acquired today: 147

I missed a lot of whistle points, didn't I? Oh well. I still love the fact I got over 100 a day. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 01:06:38


At 6/23/06 12:50 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: I missed a lot of whistle points, didn't I? Oh well. I still love the fact I got over 100 a day. :)

And by the interesting posts a couple posts up I think we know who did it too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 01:09:57


At 6/23/06 01:06 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/23/06 12:50 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: I missed a lot of whistle points, didn't I? Oh well. I still love the fact I got over 100 a day. :)
And by the interesting posts a couple posts up I think we know who did it too.

Yup, that was the guy that put those horrible Jerking Off Videos in the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 01:14:34


Master Report for 06.22.06

Blams: 1474
Saves: 755
Total B/P points: 2229
Total B/P points acquired today: 97
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Private First Class (271 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 20.469
B/P Rank: #1666 (+34 move since last log)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 01:23:57


At 6/23/06 01:09 AM, Seamonky wrote:
At 6/23/06 01:06 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/23/06 12:50 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: I missed a lot of whistle points, didn't I? Oh well. I still love the fact I got over 100 a day. :)
And by the interesting posts a couple posts up I think we know who did it too.
Yup, that was the guy that put those horrible Jerking Off Videos in the portal.

Oh, yes it was me. I am not the only one doing this. I have two other guys who do it. I have to admit they are disturbing, but submitting them wasn't my real idea. Want to talk to the guy behind of all the Big Bags?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 01:28:38


At 6/23/06 01:23 AM, FuckYouBudday wrote:
At 6/23/06 01:09 AM, Seamonky wrote:
At 6/23/06 01:06 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/23/06 12:50 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: I missed a lot of whistle points, didn't I? Oh well. I still love the fact I got over 100 a day. :)
And by the interesting posts a couple posts up I think we know who did it too.
Yup, that was the guy that put those horrible Jerking Off Videos in the portal.
Oh, yes it was me. I am not the only one doing this. I have two other guys who do it. I have to admit they are disturbing, but submitting them wasn't my real idea. Want to talk to the guy behind of all the Big Bags?

I have to ask you are you the guys who be sending in those other insane flashes where the guy's penis gets chopped off as well?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 02:08:55


Attn: Everyone

I just wanted to apologize to you all, for what I did in this club. I honestly didn't know spamming was such a serious offense here. I am also sorry for not taking the club seriously and respecting other members. It turned out I actually didn't read all the rules for some reason. Most of what happened was a misunderstanding anyway, mostly on my part; I acted pretty stupidly.

Sincerely
Mad-Cow


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 02:24:37


At 6/23/06 02:08 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: Attn: Everyone

Incidentally, before people respond to his post, let me note that I have talked with him on AIM about this already. He really didn't know about the spam troubles we have had in the past, but he is all the wiser now. Also, the jokes about LittleWashu were meant as jokes, but the situation got out of hand. That being said, I feel confident enough to let him post here again in the Barracks.

As far as his discharge goes, I want to give him an opportunity to prove himself. I am letting him post here for now, after which I will talk with the officers about his reinstatement. Based on your input, I'll make the final decision.

On another note:

DEFCON Update:

I think it's safe to go back to DEFCON 3 for now. I know the flagworthy flashes have continued to surface, but it seems to be weaning, at least for now. Keep a sharp eye for everyone's favorite flash's filesize, though (247.3KB).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 02:44:01


Update
Blams: 3907
Saves: 1744
Total Blams/Protection points: 5651
Total Blams/Protection points acquired today: 93
349 points until next upgrade.
I hope I did good for my first day on the force.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 03:16:27


Man how do I miss all of the unsuitable flashes? Last time someone (I know who did it but I'm going to withhold thier identity) was submitting the big bag clips a bunch of time I whisteled every one of them. I guess it's just a matter of lucky timing. And why does flagging submissions feel so good? It's not like were ever going to get the gold whistle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 03:21:27


Ung ung ung im a happy homosexual black man fuck me in the anal

Can I join good sirs? Please Ill be really good and give you blowjobs and anal whatever you want!

Theres another Big Bag in the portal you know I can help really give me a chance bend the rules just this once I give great head <3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 03:35:49


At 6/23/06 03:21 AM, HappyBlackMan wrote: Ung ung ung im a happy homosexual black man fuck me in the anal

Can I join good sirs? Please Ill be really good and give you blowjobs and anal whatever you want!

Theres another Big Bag in the portal you know I can help really give me a chance bend the rules just this once I give great head <3

First of all you're spamming which is not tolerated here. Secondly you're a citizen which means you're not ready to be here.
When you get your act together and have a few hundred more blam's and protects maybe you can join the Police Headquarters. But for now, goodbye.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 03:41:55


At 6/23/06 03:21 AM, HappyBlackMan wrote: Theres another Big Bag in the portal you know I can help really give me a chance bend the rules just this once I give great head <3

Let me think about it...No. I'm not even going to talk about the racial comments you just said, but instead, ever come back here again, and I'll have a moderator take care of you. That's all I have to say about the matter.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 04:25:25


Coop83 Report 23.06.06
Blams: 9,030 (+15)
Saves: 4,014 (+5)
Total: 13,044 (+20)
Points to EnglishPhantom: 80 (He has stqarted B/Ping again in a bid to pass -poxpower- before me)
Points to EG Major: 956 (If EnglishPhantom decides to try and continue B/Ping after passing -poxpower-, I shall definately reach Major before him.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 05:00:40


Daily report

Blams: 62
Saves: 42
Total B/P: 104
Posts: 13
Reviews: -4. I'll need to get myself back to 1000/500 after some loss of reviews. :S

At 6/22/06 05:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: Is it me or is Top Fulp crazy?
#1: He put two things on the front page that were totally stupid. The Gayest Showdown and homer.swf.

It's his website, he can put any flashes on the front page, even the shittiest flash on the portal.

#2: Deleating flash movies? I lost a review and a responses because of that.

I lost 4 reviews and 4 responses from that. It is quite annoying, but I do hope there's going to be a change in the review system.

At 6/22/06 11:09 PM, Seamonky wrote: Rank: Elite Guard Captain

Congrats on reaching to Captain. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 05:14:33


Free whistle points: go and whistle "hot asian sex shocker" for containing explicit context. Hurry, such entries can be flagged ion 20 seconds!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 06:12:30


At 6/22/06 07:12 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/22/06 Report - As of 0645 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #467 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3903 +7 from yesterday
Saves: 2236 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 861 points until Sergeant Major

6/23/06 Report - As of 0550 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #467 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3910 +7 from yesterday
Saves: 2239 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 851 points until Sergeant Major


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 07:10:20


At 6/23/06 06:12 AM, mr_trivia wrote:

Go Triv! :-P

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 07:34:28


Blams: 4375
Saves: 2549
Total B/P points: 6924
Total B/P points acquired today: 51
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Master Sergeant (76 until next grade)

I didn't do quite as well as I hoped to do yesterday since I was working on my new submission for most of the day. Maybe if I'm lucky I will level up today.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 07:39:14


Since nobody is responding in the audio forum, I would like to ask my question here. Could someone go to my profile, click the link to my audio and tell me if it works when they click the play button? For some reason when I click play, it doesn't work. Well, since it is my first submission, it had to be screened. But my friend could hear it fine, and left a review.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 07:47:27


At 6/23/06 07:39 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Since nobody is responding in the audio forum, I would like to ask my question here. Could someone go to my profile, click the link to my audio and tell me if it works when they click the play button? For some reason when I click play, it doesn't work. Well, since it is my first submission, it had to be screened. But my friend could hear it fine, and left a review.

Something is wrong. I couldn't hear anything when I pressed to play button.

Go Triv! :-P

Congrats on his 4,444th post.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 07:47:31


At 6/23/06 07:39 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Since nobody is responding in the audio forum, I would like to ask my question here.

Odd... It doesn't work for me either, other song's do. Can't advise you there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 07:53:38


At 6/23/06 07:47 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Odd... It doesn't work for me either, other song's do. Can't advise you there.

If you download it, you can hear it. I guess it's still being screened, since first submissions take several days to be screened. I think then it will work. My friend just downloaded and left a review based on that i guess.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 10:50:14


At 6/22/06 10:41 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 6/22/06 10:35 PM, RyanKajito wrote: What would be something you flag anyways? Because I only flag flashes once in a blue moon. Would you flag something called "Free Blam Point" and if so, what for?
no we don't flag those anymore we let those get blammed so that the user who submits them can get a 15 day portal ban. if you see a stolen flash that you know is stolen you can flag that. if you see a flash that messes with your computer flag that. or if you see something like that big bag flash, that penis chopping off flash or that shooting the women in the head flash flag those as well.

I know that but wait... if there's a flag where it shoots a woman in the head, you flag it? What about if it's something sick like killing a bunny or something?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 10:55:22


I have not posted here for ages.... sorry for being inactive but i have had some important problems I have had to sort out these last few weeks. It will be about a week yet until I get totally back to full active ness but I want to apologies for it in advance. Hope it's no problem.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 10:56:25


At 6/23/06 10:50 AM, RyanKajito wrote: I know that but wait... if there's a flash where it shoots a woman in the head, you flag it? What about if it's something sick like killing a bunny or something?

#1: Yes, you flag it. It's unsuitable.
#2: If it's something sick like killing something in real life like a Bunny and doing something else horrible to it then yeah, flag it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-23 11:03:54


At 6/23/06 10:56 AM, Seamonky wrote:
At 6/23/06 10:50 AM, RyanKajito wrote: I know that but wait... if there's a flash where it shoots a woman in the head, you flag it? What about if it's something sick like killing a bunny or something?
#1: Yes, you flag it. It's unsuitable.
#2: If it's something sick like killing something in real life like a Bunny and doing something else horrible to it then yeah, flag it.

Thanks! What about something that's called Free Blam Point and it's just a blank screen? I've heard people say, "flagged" in the reviews but I wasn't sure if you really flag it.


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