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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 13:29:09


Hey guys, lol, could i jjoin?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 13:39:19


At 6/22/06 01:29 PM, greenjoe wrote: Hey guys, lol, could i jjoin?

Not right now, but you can join the NGPD, their link found in our FAQ


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 14:48:30


Cmon guys I downloaded PalTalk just for this crew, get online!
Or add me there, 3l_Master.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 14:50:53


At 6/22/06 02:48 PM, El_Master wrote: Cmon guys I downloaded PalTalk just for this crew, get online!
Or add me there, 3l_Master.

I don't use it anymore. it can't be minimized to my tool bar which is just too annoying, but AIM, MSN and ICQ is fine with me.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 15:53:33


At 6/22/06 02:31 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/22/06 01:48 AM, Hemlok wrote: This sounds like a great crew! Sergeant Hemlok reporting for duty! In other words: I would like to join.
Then welcome to the barracks, but first read this

Thank you for the invite general!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 16:01:39


At 6/22/06 03:53 PM, Hemlok wrote: Thank you for the invite general!

Oh please...Call me Phantom. Good luck in our club and in B/P. Hope you enjoy your stay.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 17:15:33



Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 17:22:38


At 6/22/06 05:15 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Stolen:

Good job, flagged. Glad to see you picked up that habbit real fast.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 17:47:43


At 6/22/06 05:22 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Good job, flagged. Glad to see you picked up that habbit real fast.

Just doing my part as a member. :)
Here we go again:

Stolen:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/320401

Real:
http://www.newground..om/portal/view/76478


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 17:51:30


At 6/22/06 05:47 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote:
Just doing my part as a member. :)
Here we go again:

Stolen:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/320401


Real:
http://www.newground..om/portal/view/76478

Flagged... So far you're doing a great job keep it up and thanks because now I'll get another whistle point.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 17:51:38


At 6/22/06 05:47 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote:
At 6/22/06 05:22 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Good job, flagged. Glad to see you picked up that habbit real fast.
Just doing my part as a member. :)
Here we go again:

Stolen:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/320401


Real:
http://www.newground..om/portal/view/76478

I flagged that one I remember watching that movie when I was a noob when will they learn that flash movies have passed because
people actually watched them or seen them before!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 17:52:05


Is it me or is Top Fulp crazy?
#1: He put two things on the front page that were totally stupid. The Gayest Showdown and homer.swf.
#2: Deleating flash movies? I lost a review and a responses because of that.
#3: He barely is on Newgrounds. He's helping Newgrounds in different ways yet some bad stuff is starting to come in the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 17:57:33


At 6/22/06 05:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: Is it me or is Top Fulp crazy?
#1: He put two things on the front page that were totally stupid. The Gayest Showdown and homer.swf.

He can do that because it is his website that is why also why are you complaining? it is because of the gayest showdown going on the front page that I was able to get a higher whistle do to immature pricks who broke the last rule now use it to get yourself a gold whistle

#2: Deleating flash movies? I lost a review and a responses because of that.

hey it lighten's the load for the NG staff so they can improve the site in other ways

#3: He barely is on Newgrounds. He's helping Newgrounds in different ways yet some bad stuff is starting to come in the portal.

His job is maintaining the site while he may not be using his account he is working to make NG better for everyone. also why do you think we were giving the right to vote and to blow the whistle? to get rid of this stuff so suck it up man!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:00:11


At 6/22/06 05:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: Is it me or is Top Fulp crazy?

I will be the counter point. Just for kicks. :)

#1: He put two things on the front page that were totally stupid. The Gayest Showdown and homer.swf.

No they were not stupid. I laughed. Usually, if they can make Tom laugh, and haven't won awards are not well known, they are put on front page. Numa Numa didn't win any awards, and if it wasn't front paged, the craze may have never began.

#2: Deleating flash movies? I lost a review and a responses because of that.

Oh well. Just review something else and try getting another response. It's not THAT bad.

#3: He barely is on Newgrounds. He's helping Newgrounds in different ways yet some bad stuff is starting to come in the portal.

He's a busy man. He has a girlfriend, a family, he's going to work on his stuff at Comic-Con, he's a very busy man. And with people like us and other mods/affiliates, we all help him. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:09:17


At 6/22/06 06:00 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Oh well. Just review something else and try getting another response. It's not THAT bad.

Well, I guess your right.

He's a busy man. He has a girlfriend, a family, he's going to work on his stuff at Comic-Con, he's a very busy man. And with people like us and other mods/affiliates, we all help him. :)

Thats right! He is getting married in 2007, I forgot. I feel so happy being a helper on Newgrounds.

Littlewashu writes:
He can do that because it is his website that is why also why are you complaining? it is because of the gayest showdown going on the front page that I was able to get a higher whistle do to immature pricks who broke the last rule now use it to get yourself a gold whistle

Thats true. I can get whistle points off them abusive reviews.

His job is maintaining the site while he may not be using his account he is working to make NG better for everyone. also why do you think we were giving the right to vote and to blow the whistle? to get rid of this stuff so suck it up man!

That is all true. Sorry about that guys. Just wasn't thinking straight. I was thinking all negative. Also, I am in a bad mood today so I will get over it. Well, gotta finish whistling all the bad reviews on that homer flash.

Sorry about that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:11:34


At 6/22/06 05:52 PM, Seamonky wrote:
#3: He barely is on Newgrounds. He's helping Newgrounds in different ways yet some bad stuff is starting to come in the portal.

Yes. But that's the reason that places like the Barracks exist in the first place were the ones that protect the portal so that the "bad stuff " doesn't come through.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:11:42


At 6/22/06 01:48 AM, Hemlok wrote: This sounds like a great crew! Sergeant Hemlok reporting for duty! In other words: I would like to join.

Yes...welcome to the Barracks, Sergeant!

At 6/22/06 04:03 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Alrighty then, to business, by a vote of the barracks officers, 5 out of 5 active officers ( 7 in general, 2 inactive now ). It has been decided that the former member known as Mad-Cow is now dishonorably discharged, he is to never show his face here again. His ranks of the club are pulled and his stats no longer collected. Should he disobey, mods will take care of this matter. That is what I have come here to say. And to Mad-Cow, hopefully, this will make you more mature over time.

Agreed. I don't need to go back and forth arguing with a 13-year-old that just wants to make trouble. When you feel capable of being able to sustain intelligent and respectful conversation, feel free to come back. However, until such time, please find a thread more conducive to your style of posting and B/Ping.

At 6/22/06 05:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: Is it me or is Top Fulp crazy?
#1: He put two things on the front page that were totally stupid. The Gayest Showdown and homer.swf.
#2: Deleating flash movies? I lost a review and a responses because of that.
#3: He barely is on Newgrounds. He's helping Newgrounds in different ways yet some bad stuff is starting to come in the portal.

First off, I have to agree with LittleWashu, in that it IS his site. However, Homer.swf was pretty funny IMO. I didn't see The Gayest Showdown, but I'm sure it was enough of a level to get front paged if Tom did it.

Also, deleting flash movies is what the NG Admins do. Not all inappropriate flash gets flagged, so why shouldn't the admins have the ability to delete flash of their site?

Sure, he's barely on Newgrounds. He's getting married and he has many more things in is life right now. I'd say his latest Flash entry (despite the AS bugs) was a nice contribution back to the site, as he hasn't been able to do so for a while.

They were good points to bring up, though. It sure spurred on some good converation...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:12:40


At 6/22/06 06:09 PM, Seamonky wrote: Sorry about that.

It's alright. But you know what that means? You sleep in the fireplace tonight. Yes, there will be fire in the fireplace.

I'm not kidding :o

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:20:00


I actually found it funny... Not so much the Homer flash but people's reaactions in their reviews.. Oh my god you suck whoever put this in the Front Page should die. I wonder if maybe Tom just did this to get a rise out of people because it seems to have worked.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:27:23


At 6/22/06 06:20 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I actually found it funny... Not so much the Homer flash but people's reaactions in their reviews.. Oh my god you suck whoever put this in the Front Page should die. I wonder if maybe Tom just did this to get a rise out of people because it seems to have worked.

Also, it's good for whistle points as well. That homer flash will probably get Turd of the Week next week because a lot of people hate that flash.

It's alright. But you know what that means? You sleep in the fireplace tonight. Yes, there will be fire in the fireplace.
I'm not kidding :o

But I don't have a fireplace. :(

I wish I did though.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:31:17


At 6/22/06 06:27 PM, Seamonky wrote: At 6/22/06 06:12 PM, MetalDart wrote:
It's alright. But you know what that means? You sleep in the fireplace tonight. Yes, there will be fire in the fireplace.
I'm not kidding :o
But I don't have a fireplace. :(
I wish I did though.

Then what the hell is that thing in the corner on fire?
OH NOES! It's the oven! Now it made my roast beef all crispy and burnt. :(

Put out the fire with your body.. I'm not touching the fire.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:38:15


Damn, this is really hard getting to the new rank seeing how I need to get more than 1,000 blams and protections in order to bring up my rank now.

When I blam and protect, it always takes me a long time so I open up two windows and watch two movies at once. It's a lot easier. Some times, I can even do three!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:42:09


At 6/22/06 06:38 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Damn, this is really hard getting to the new rank seeing how I need to get more than 1,000 blams and protections in order to bring up my rank now.

When I blam and protect, it always takes me a long time so I open up two windows and watch two movies at once. It's a lot easier. Some times, I can even do three!

Ha...it's nearly impossible to not watch more than one movie at once when you have a full UJ list to get through (like when you first Jack In). Generally what I do is open up a new tab for each UJ flash (I've had as many as thirty tabs in my browser at once time...crazy.) and watch down the row. It's quick, because all I have to do is open the flash, watch it, then press Apple + W to close the flash, vote, then Apple + W to close the voting window for that flash. The browser is then immediately ready for the next flash. This way, I stay nice and efficient, but can give each flash a decent viewing for a proper and fair vote.

I love tabbed browsing... :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 18:43:46


At 6/22/06 06:38 PM, RyanKajito wrote: When I blam and protect, it always takes me a long time so I open up two windows and watch two movies at once. It's a lot easier. Some times, I can even do three!

So you finally figured it out, eh? I've been doing that. And for ones with a HUGE filesize, I open another browser and usually post on the BBS. I usually don't do three, though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 19:28:58


I used to do that but it got a little confusing so I'll just browse the bbs while waiting for the big ones to load. There's a trick that uses java that let's you vote super fast but it only works if you have a mac and I don't know how to do it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 19:37:25


Hey, I'm having problems deciding if this is stolen or not

could someone help me?


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 19:42:33


At 6/22/06 07:37 PM, -dng- wrote: Hey, I'm having problems deciding if this is stolen or not

could someone help me?

have you seen it before? for one if you have seen something like that submitted before by someone else but it got blammed or marked for review then there is a good chance it is stolen

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 20:06:53


At 6/22/06 07:42 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 6/22/06 07:37 PM, -dng- wrote: Hey, I'm having problems deciding if this is stolen or not

could someone help me?
have you seen it before? for one if you have seen something like that submitted before by someone else but it got blammed or marked for review then there is a good chance it is stolen

Hmmm, well I don't think i've seen this anywhere at all...so I suppose it's an orginal. What raised an eyebrow of suspicion here is that it had a link to weebls-stuff.com on the corner, and I don't know if he's affiliated with him...maybe he inserted it as a way of promoting Weebl's website? I went and did not find it there, so that clarified it was made by the author(drfoxx)...so, thanks for the help, littlewashu!


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 20:18:32


At 6/19/06 07:54 PM, Andersson wrote: Rank: Elite Guard General
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 19,515 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 9,978 quality entries.
Well, 507 blam/save points left so far. Should do quite alright then and get Elite Guard Supreme Commander anytime soon. =)

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 19,731 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 10,089 quality entries.

So now I got 180 blam/save points left. Maybe I slowed down my pace a little, but gosh it's good enough. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 20:26:07


A quick question...Are all EGB members supposed to post their stats at the end of the day? I'm new here, still a Private, but gaining b/p points rapidly, well for me anyway. I've read a lot of the posts, but it is a bit intimidating to join a group as elite as this and see how the masters manage.