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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 18:12:53


At 6/21/06 06:05 PM, BigScizot wrote: Man nothing going on in the portal today. It's just quiet, and like empty. Wierd.

its driving me crazy. i was easily on pace for a hundred today, to keep up a well over 75 a day average. now im looking at two sub-75 days in a row if things dont pick up. i hope they do soon. i havent had a good week b/ping in some time now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 18:22:08


they if you guys are bored do what I do when the portal is empty flag abusive reviews that way ng will still be protected ^_^ there is also another bright side to this at least there is non of that Fapping and cumming flash in the portal right

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 18:27:14


At 6/21/06 06:22 PM, Littlewashu wrote: they if you guys are bored do what I do when the portal is empty flag abusive reviews that way ng will still be protected ^_^ there is also another bright side to this at least there is non of that Fapping and cumming flash in the portal right

I'm playing my new Ds lite while waiting sometimes. I love Advance Wars! And I still flag abusive reviews, but it gets tedious after a while. But man, seeing a gold whistle would be worth it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 19:26:55


HAH! Us normal people can never get anything above a silver whistle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 19:31:30


At 6/21/06 07:26 PM, BigScizot wrote: HAH! Us normal people can never get anything above a silver whistle.

what so you are saying I am not normal because I got the gold whistle? that hurt man you hurt my feelings >_<,

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 19:35:06


At 6/21/06 07:31 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 6/21/06 07:26 PM, BigScizot wrote: HAH! Us normal people can never get anything above a silver whistle.
what so you are saying I am not normal because I got the gold whistle? that hurt man you hurt my feelings >_<,

Spending hours a day at your computer marking thousands of reviews is perfectly normal? I think not.

freak >:(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 19:37:41


At 6/21/06 07:31 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 6/21/06 07:26 PM, BigScizot wrote: HAH! Us normal people can never get anything above a silver whistle.
what so you are saying I am not normal because I got the gold whistle? that hurt man you hurt my feelings >_<,

Your special because you are 1 of the 2 or 3 people that have a Gold Whistle. I plan to get a Gold Whistle, but not anytime soon. It might just take awhile. I'm a normal person with a Silver Whistle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 20:20:54


At 6/21/06 02:50 PM, Littlewashu wrote: Eaglerock when you read this I think we may need anothe r decon 2 at this rate because that movie has been spammed 6 times already and I bt he will spam it some more

Thank you for your concern, Officer. As Portal Violations Officer, I take your opinion seriously. May I remind everyone that the DEFCON has not changed from DEFCON 2. I never changed it because the signs pointed to a chronic situation. As is seen, the situation has not changed. Please stay alert and follow the instructions I posted yesterday.

Unfortunately, I was out and have not seen the flagworthy flashes. Can you inform me which flash to look out for? If it is the Big Bag flash, I know about it already, of course. If not, I would prefer some intel on this flash for all to read and utilize.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 20:26:39


At 6/21/06 08:20 PM, EagleRock wrote: If it is the Big Bag flash, I know about it already, of course. If not, I would prefer some intel on this flash for all to read and utilize.

It's mostly that. Sometimes, I saw the chopped off penis guy. Couldn't catch the filesize for that one though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 20:31:20


At 6/21/06 07:35 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
Spending hours a day at your computer marking thousands of reviews is perfectly normal? I think not.

freak >:(

Spending hours a day ay your computer marking countless flash entries as save/blam is perfectly normal? I think not.

Who's the freak?

There is nothing wrong with trying to clear newgrounds of abusive reviews. Everyone does their part to clear the site of abusive flash, as well as unsatisfactory flash. What is the difference? People really need to give flagging reviews more o a chance. It is very good for the site, the users and the individual.

Learn some respect for your Barrack's Officer's. I am sure if it was EagleRock saying such things you would not have responded in the manor you did. It is intresting to see the way many people treat washu. I do beleive there may be a line of prejudice among some of you. Were all here to do what we do. get over it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 20:32:27


At 6/21/06 08:26 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/21/06 08:20 PM, EagleRock wrote: If it is the Big Bag flash, I know about it already, of course. If not, I would prefer some intel on this flash for all to read and utilize.
It's mostly that. Sometimes, I saw the chopped off penis guy. Couldn't catch the filesize for that one though.

That's one of the ones I got...If you see the chopped penis, I'd advise you not to watch any further, because it just gets worse. MUCH worse....I had a hard time getting to sleep that night...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 20:42:25


At 6/21/06 08:32 PM, milinko959 wrote: I had a hard time getting to sleep that night...

And yet, for some reason, I'm not. Maybe it's because after being on Newgrounds for over a year, I've seen many a sickening thing. I wonder if I'm even human now. :\


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 21:04:51


At 6/21/06 08:26 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/21/06 08:20 PM, EagleRock wrote: If it is the Big Bag flash, I know about it already, of course. If not, I would prefer some intel on this flash for all to read and utilize.
It's mostly that. Sometimes, I saw the chopped off penis guy. Couldn't catch the filesize for that one though.

If the damn thing does come around again, I'd appreciate anyone that can provide a filesize to give us warning.

At 6/21/06 08:31 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 6/21/06 07:35 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
Spending hours a day at your computer marking thousands of reviews is perfectly normal? I think not.

freak >:(
There is nothing wrong with trying to clear newgrounds of abusive reviews. Everyone does their part to clear the site of abusive flash, as well as unsatisfactory flash. What is the difference? People really need to give flagging reviews more o a chance. It is very good for the site, the users and the individual.

Turkeybean makes a good point. We are all geeks on Newgrounds here, whether you like it or not. Just because LittleWashu succeeds at flagging more than you do doesn't mean that you need to insult her. I make over 100 B/P a day. What does that make me?

Learn some respect for your Barrack's Officer's. I am sure if it was EagleRock saying such things you would not have responded in the manor you did. It is intresting to see the way many people treat washu. I do beleive there may be a line of prejudice among some of you. Were all here to do what we do. get over it.

Normally I wouldn't care so much, but your attitude lately leaves much to be desired. You pissed off my Relations Officer yesterday, and you pissed off my Portal Violations Officer today. If these are jokes, they're being construed as something different. I'd appreciate a clarification whether you were joking or not. If you are, I'd try to refrain from such jokes in the future, simply because your image around here is getting tarnished fast.

I'm not trying to threaten you or anything, but I won't deal with people making trouble every day in the Barracks. If it's a big misunderstanding, then I apologize. Otherwise, I'd appreciate you being a bit nicer to my Officers in the future.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 21:49:12



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 21:54:38


At 6/21/06 09:49 PM, BigScizot wrote: Great another double submission.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/320191

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/319571

What I need to vote if its a double submission ? can I blow my whistle on that ?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 21:57:08


At 6/21/06 09:04 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 6/21/06 08:31 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 6/21/06 07:35 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
Spending hours a day at your computer marking thousands of reviews is perfectly normal? I think not.

freak >:(
There is nothing wrong with trying to clear newgrounds of abusive reviews. Everyone does their part to clear the site of abusive flash, as well as unsatisfactory flash. What is the difference? People really need to give flagging reviews more o a chance. It is very good for the site, the users and the individual.
Turkeybean makes a good point. We are all geeks on Newgrounds here, whether you like it or not. Just because LittleWashu succeeds at flagging more than you do doesn't mean that you need to insult her. I make over 100 B/P a day. What does that make me?

It makes you someone who likes to wastes hours watching movies/playing games just to decide whether they're good or not. I don't even really watch the movies or play the games anymore, unless they're by someone I've heard of, or something that sounds interesting to me. I just click to open it, watch a little bit of it (unless the bar has been fully loaded) x out, and then vote.

Learn some respect for your Barrack's Officer's. I am sure if it was EagleRock saying such things you would not have responded in the manor you did. It is intresting to see the way many people treat washu. I do beleive there may be a line of prejudice among some of you. Were all here to do what we do. get over it.

lmao, uhm... even though the internet isn't always joking around and stuff, I just can't really take it seriously. I don't respect anyone on Newgrounds, I usually see them as overrated, weird, my e-nig rofl, a nerd, or a good flash artist :p

Normally I wouldn't care so much, but your attitude lately leaves much to be desired. You pissed off my Relations Officer yesterday, and you pissed off my Portal Violations Officer today. If these are jokes, they're being construed as something different. I'd appreciate a clarification whether you were joking or not. If you are, I'd try to refrain from such jokes in the future, simply because your image around here is getting tarnished fast.

I don't know who the Relations officer is; nor do I know what I did to them. But I'm guessing the Portal Violations Officer is littlewashu. I guess I'm sorry, if he/she(zing) took it seriously. Also, getting angry at me doesn't phase me at all. I get yelled at and in trouble almost everyday (well not so much now that school's out), and I always think it's funny when someone is "pissed" at me.

I'm not trying to threaten you or anything, but I won't deal with people making trouble every day in the Barracks. If it's a big misunderstanding, then I apologize. Otherwise, I'd appreciate you being a bit nicer to my Officers in the future.

Lmao, I don't even post in the Barracks on a daily basis. I pop in once in a while to see if anything big is happening ;o

Uhm... I'll try to be nicer I guess. But I'd appreciate it more if you didn't take everything so gosh darn seriously. I'm 13 ok? I have a horrible sense of humor, I think most of you all know that. I think the big bag flashes and others like them are hilarious (except that "this girl was tortured raped and killed thing, I don't even really understand that), and I think it's funny when you make a big deal about something that's only on the internet like Mass Voting.

I'm sorry ?_?

not rly lol >:(

Anyway, I was wondering why some people are like "OmG Taht TtLy SUCKd dun SubM1t StufFF leik dat Evr!1", it's free blam points, just sftu and vote 0. Same goes to the people that complain about the malicious flashes (yea, even you guys) just vote 0, whistle (pm wade) and stfu, there's no need for it to turn into a big deal.

Wow, this is prolly like, the longest post I've made, that makes sense at least, there was this one topic once, that was totally awesome cuz we were just posting silly paragraphs, and the mods didn't notice becuase they're stupid. Well, before I go completely off track I guess I should Edward Take out the Trash already, In a minute mom, sheesh, Ohhh, now look what you made me do >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 21:57:57


At 6/21/06 09:04 PM, EagleRock wrote: Turkeybean makes a good point. We are all geeks on Newgrounds here, whether you like it or not. Just because LittleWashu succeeds at flagging more than you do doesn't mean that you need to insult her. I make over 100 B/P a day. What does that make me?

#1: That make you a really good Newgrounder. You save the good stuff and you blam the bad stuff.
#2: I admit it, I am a Geek on Newgrounds. I am trying to get Elite Guard Supreme Commander by the end of the year. I will also try to get a Gold Whistle by the end of the year but I find it really tough to do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 22:00:49


At 6/21/06 09:57 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
I'm sorry ?_?

Whoa, why did it come out like that? Newgrounds doesn't allow symbols? :o

†he ?|i†e Guå®? ßå®®åçK§ (that looks pretty badass on my comp, wonder if it will work)

å?ç?´ƒ©?ˆ??¬µ˜?œ®ß†¨???¥? let's see if any of those work (alphabet)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 22:07:20


At 6/21/06 09:57 PM, Seamonky wrote: #2: I admit it, I am a Geek on Newgrounds.

I'm a bigger geek than you, though. ;)

I am trying to get Elite Guard Supreme Commander by the end of the year.

If I'm lucky, I'll get that by the end of the month.

I will also try to get a Gold Whistle by the end of the year but I find it really tough to do.

Then you better whistle like crazy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 22:24:10


At 6/21/06 09:57 PM, Seamonky wrote: #2: I admit it, I am a Geek on Newgrounds. I am trying to get Elite Guard Supreme Commander by the end of the year. I will also try to get a Gold Whistle by the end of the year but I find it really tough to do.

Being able to get to EGSC by the end of the year is really going to be somthing to pull off. It will take some serious B/Ping to do it. If you are diligent enough you should be okay. It is the gold whistle that will really be somthing to see. There are so few people with one it would be great to see another. Good luck.

EGSC is so far off for me I am not even going to start looking forward to it. As far as my Gold Whistle I would like to lock it in by Elite Guard Praporshchik. It would be nice to keep silver with siver and gold with gold. I need a lot more flagging though.


At 6/21/06 10:07 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote:
I'm a bigger geek than you, though. ;)

No need to explain that to us. It is common fact.
*Damn, I always forget he's got that shotgun*


If I'm lucky, I'll get that by the end of the month.

O.o Shiney things. Good luck making EGSC. It would be great to have one here as active as you. Portal's speed my friend.


I will also try to get a Gold Whistle by the end of the year but I find it really tough to do.

Silver was extremly easy. Gold is extremly difficult. Do you see a link? I do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 22:24:58


Master Report for 06.21.06

Blams: 1419
Saves: 713
Total B/P points: 2132
Total B/P points acquired today: 34
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Private First Class (368 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 19.781
B/P Rank: #1700 (+39 move since last log)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 22:51:43


At 6/21/06 09:57 PM, Seamonky wrote: #2: I admit it, I am a Geek on Newgrounds. I am trying to get Elite Guard Supreme Commander by the end of the year. I will also try to get a Gold Whistle by the end of the year but I find it really tough to do.

Same. I'm a geek, but not really the LOTR and Star Trek kind. More of a video game and animation kind of guy. I like Newgrounds because many people like video games and other stuff. And the best part of Newgrounds, the whole layout is designed as a game, and I just have to keep playing. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 23:00:28


I'm not gonna be B/Ping very fast for a while.. I no longer have access to a computer whenever I want, so there will probably be a lot of you who will get the opportunity to pass me :P... I'm no longer a B/P whore :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 23:28:27


Is there something wrong with this?

I can't tell if it's a screamer/ if it's stolen ;o


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 23:31:02


At 6/21/06 11:28 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Is there something wrong with this?

I can't tell if it's a screamer/ if it's stolen ;o

I'm pretty sure it's ok. I voted to save it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 23:34:24


At 6/21/06 09:57 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: It makes you someone who likes to wastes hours watching movies/playing games just to decide whether they're good or not. I don't even really watch the movies or play the games anymore, unless they're by someone I've heard of, or something that sounds interesting to me. I just click to open it, watch a little bit of it (unless the bar has been fully loaded) x out, and then vote.

That's exactly what the Barracks is AGAINST. If you wonder why mass-voters have so much power and shit flash ends up on the Portal, that's the reason.

Uhm... I'll try to be nicer I guess. But I'd appreciate it more if you didn't take everything so gosh darn seriously. I'm 13 ok? I have a horrible sense of humor, I think most of you all know that. I think the big bag flashes and others like them are hilarious (except that "this girl was tortured raped and killed thing, I don't even really understand that), and I think it's funny when you make a big deal about something that's only on the internet like Mass Voting.

This is coming from a person that has voted on almost 4,000 flash animations, posted over 4,000 times on this BBS, and has been on Newgrounds for almost 250 days Talk about being a hypocrite!

Either way, your humor came at a bad time. I also like how you completely ignored Ghost_Phantom (the Relations Officer, btw), even though he asked you specific questions. Also, being 13 isn't an excuse for being an asshole. Most Barracks members have a level of maturity here and don't want stupid posts such as "Big Bag, Big Bag, Bidabuddabiggabigga Big Bag." We don't need people spamming up our thread then insulting others on the top of it.

I'm sorry ?_?

not rly lol >:(

You're not exactly making me laugh.

Wow, this is prolly like, the longest post I've made, that makes sense at least, there was this one topic once, that was totally awesome cuz we were just posting silly paragraphs, and the mods didn't notice becuase they're stupid. Well, before I go completely off track I guess I should Edward Take out the Trash already, In a minute mom, sheesh, Ohhh, now look what you made me do >:(

For your information, we "take B/Ping so seriously" because we genuinely enjoy Newgrounds and enjoy the ability to have a Flash Portal where anyone can submit their art, movies, and games. Instead of being selfish and just caring about the stupid B/P points, we're trying to make the Portal more enjoyale for everyone. This way, we can give back and help out the Portal for all the fun flash it has given us. You apparently don't seem to care, which is why you think we're being stupid about stuff like this.

I don't expect everyone to buy into our methods, but if you don't, I just ask you to respect the members here. That is all.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-21 23:43:01


At 6/21/06 11:34 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 6/21/06 09:57 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
Uhm... I'll try to be nicer I guess. But I'd appreciate it more if you didn't take everything so gosh darn seriously. I'm 13 ok? I have a horrible sense of humor, I think most of you all know that. I think the big bag flashes and others like them are hilarious (except that "this girl was tortured raped and killed thing, I don't even really understand that), and I think it's funny when you make a big deal about something that's only on the internet like Mass Voting.
This is coming from a person that has voted on almost 4,000 flash animations, posted over 4,000 times on this BBS, and has been on Newgrounds for almost 250 days Talk about being a hypocrite!

I've only deposited for 250 day :p I don't rly understand how I'm being a hypocrite, but that's ok

Either way, your humor came at a bad time. I also like how you completely ignored Ghost_Phantom (the Relations Officer, btw), even though he asked you specific questions. Also, being 13 isn't an excuse for being an asshole. Most Barracks members have a level of maturity here and don't want stupid posts such as "Big Bag, Big Bag, Bidabuddabiggabigga Big Bag." We don't need people spamming up our thread then insulting others on the top of it.

I Ghost's post, sry. And it's not really a question 'This is spam, explain now or I'll have you kicked out so fast you won't know what hit you.' doesn't make much sense. Is he saying, that I should explain why I spammed or else he'll kick me out of this club?

I'm sorry ?_?

not rly lol >:(
You're not exactly making me laugh.

lmao, I don't care.


I don't expect everyone to buy into our methods, but if you don't, I just ask you to respect the members here. That is all.

w/e.


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EagleRock: just get one aim so we can discuss this faster ok?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-22 00:04:54


Daily Report For 6/21/06

Start: 12,487 Blams/6,470 Saves
End: 12,543 Blams/6,490 Saves
Total: 56 Blams/20 Saves (76 Total)

Next Rank: 467 Until Brigadier General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

Salute.

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Daily Report 6/21:

Start: 21,103 blams. 7,723 saves.
End: 21,200 blams. 7,742 saves.
Overall: 97 blams. 19 saves. (Total: 116)

1,058 until EGSC.

Fine day today.

Salute.


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