The "fake" Metaldart is browsing the forums so there's a good chance he knows were talking about him, I bet the bastard just loves all this attention he's getting.

Private arianna1 reporting for duty here. I am ready to follow orders.

At 6/20/06 08:20 PM, arianna1 wrote: Private arianna1 reporting for duty here. I am ready to follow orders.

Sure, welcome, read this

In the mean time, we are busy dealing with flash pricks

At 6/20/06 07:45 PM, Turkeybean wrote: I would have to agree with you. Error terrorized newgrounds under his reign of ridiculousness. I would not doubt for a minute he is back up to his old tricks. It has been a while since anything has truely screamed his name. Everyone needs to be on a personal alert at this point.

Yes. As well as a change to the DEFCON.

Indicentally, Turkeybean, you made 1,337 posts! Congrats!

At 6/20/06 08:03 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 6/20/06 08:01 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Its obvious what happened the guy that posted here must have seen your name and thought it would be funny to use it when he submitted that crap.. BTW where's Eaglerock I think someone should PM him about what's going on.

Yeah. EagleRock is offline.
I know that he probably used my name, I just hope people who saw know it really wasn't me.
So, is this one of the highest DEFCON's?

I'm not offline, I'm around. I just wasn't by the computer.

DEFCON Update:

We're at DEFCON 2. Keep alert for Big Bag. Remember the filesize, folks: 247.3 KB. Note that it says 247KB on the Portal itself.

If you see 247.3KB, follow these instructions:

- Position right hand on mouse, cursor on "Play This Movie!"
- Position left hand on Alt and F4 (for Macs, of course, choose Apple and W)
- Close eyes
- Click mouse
- Press Alt + F4 (or Apple + W)
- Flag for Unsuitable
- Vote 0

You will not be afflicted by such visions this way.

At 6/20/06 08:06 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Big Bag, Big Bag, Booguh-booguh-booguh-booguh Big Bag :D

If you're making a joke, it's not a funny one. Things like this make you look suspicious. I am awaiting your reply to Ghost_Phantom's post.

At 6/20/06 08:20 PM, arianna1 wrote: Private arianna1 reporting for duty here. I am ready to follow orders.

Welcome to the Barracks, Private arianna1!

thanks for the update eaglerock because I looked and this is what I found that flash you were talking about I flagged it when i saw it well back to the portal ^_^

At 6/20/06 08:53 PM, Littlewashu wrote: thanks for the update eaglerock because I looked and this is what I found that flash you were talking about I flagged it when i saw it well back to the portal ^_^

Excellent! With our premier flagger on duty, Big Bag won't have a chance!

*salutes*

At 6/20/06 09:00 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 6/20/06 08:53 PM, Littlewashu wrote: thanks for the update eaglerock because I looked and this is what I found that flash you were talking about I flagged it when i saw it well back to the portal ^_^

Excellent! With our premier flagger on duty, Big Bag won't have a chance!

*salutes*

When did big bag have a chance? I hope this guy stops spamming this crap.

At 6/20/06 09:02 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

When did big bag have a chance? I hope this guy stops spamming this crap.

Well I don't I want him to do his worst just so that his stupid attempt to ruin NG gets shot down.

At 6/20/06 09:02 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

At 6/20/06 09:00 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 6/20/06 08:53 PM, Littlewashu wrote: thanks for the update eaglerock because I looked and this is what I found that flash you were talking about I flagged it when i saw it well back to the portal ^_^

Excellent! With our premier flagger on duty, Big Bag won't have a chance!

*salutes*

When did big bag have a chance? I hope this guy stops spamming this crap.

you are right even if I didn't flag it anyone who knows how to use their whistle will flag it. the only reason that person does what they do is to get attention and when people leave abusive reviews they are doing 2 things

1 giving him what he wants attention
2 giving the whistle point hungry people just that whistle points.

well If I see it again I will use my whistle have fun people. ^_^

At 6/20/06 08:20 PM, arianna1 wrote: Private arianna1 reporting for duty here. I am ready to follow orders.

welcome to the barracks private. were always glad to welcome new members in. hopefully you will enjoy your stay. maybe you can attempt to keep pace with some of our faster members. hope to see you in the gold badges soon. good luck.

major worldfamous

E.O.D. Report
Blams: 3937
Saves: 2319
Total B/P points: 6256
Total B/P points acquired today: 89
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Master Sergeant (744 until next grade)

Got a lot of whistle points today. I'm happy. And good luck to Andersson in the password game. :)

Blams: 9017
Saves: 5210
Total B/P points: 14227
Total B/P points acquired today: 59
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major (1273 until next grade)

i did alright today, for hardly being on at all. i almost managed to move my daily average up to 53 points, but i assume i can do that tomorrow easily with nothing going on. im also keeping up roughly an 80 a day average this week, so i think my ranking will be significantly greater come saturday. hope everyone else did well today. im going to be shortly. good luck to all.

*salute*

Blams: 2214
Saves: 630
Total B/P points: 2844
Total B/P points acquired today: 39

thats actually really high for me..
ill be next level in no time..

Rare moment in flash portal history. :)
Tom's new flash has glitched and is now currently the lowest scoring flash of all time. It won't show on the last page, but it is the lowest. Just check it's score. #81,030.

At 6/21/06 12:19 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Rare moment in flash portal history. :)
Tom's new flash has glitched and is now currently the lowest scoring flash of all time. It won't show on the last page, but it is the lowest. Just check it's score. #81,030.

i had not seen that movie, well i had, but ignored it because i didnt know it was by tom and company and thought it would be lame..
im sure the glitch wil fix itself next time the score lists update.

Daily Report For 6/20

Start: 12,432 Blams/6,439 Saves
End: 12,487 Blams/6,470 Saves
Total: 55 Blams/31 Saves (86 Total)

Next Rank: 543 Until Brigadier General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

Salute.

Master Report for 6.20.06

Blams: 1402
Saves: 696
Total B/P points: 2098
Total B/P points acquired today: 39
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Private First Class (402 until next grade)
Total stats gathered since last log: 63
Avg. total stats per day: 34.842
Posts: 571 (5.342 per day)
Posts that day: 14

Daily Report 6/20:

Start: 21,082 blams. 7,715 saves.
End: 21,103 blams. 7,723 saves.
Overall: 21 blams. 8 saves. (Total: 29).

1,174 until EGSC.

Haven't been active as much today. It was one of those days, where I had to help out my dad with chores and all that.

Salute.

At 6/21/06 12:19 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Rare moment in flash portal history. :)
Tom's new flash has glitched and is now currently the lowest scoring flash of all time. It won't show on the last page, but it is the lowest. Just check it's score. #81,030.

Interesting, when I checked it out, earlier that day, it didn't show a score or place...

At 6/20/06 12:59 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 6/20/06 12:00 PM, Coop83 wrote: Hey, Phantom. You were right.

Was there ever any doubt? Any one who had a doubt please report front and center. Congrats Coop.

*reports front and center* Thank you for the congrats sir. *salutes* I had doubt because I am the only person who can influence my own stats. SIR *salutes*

At 6/20/06 01:26 PM, Andersson wrote: Thank you aswell. My party won't be as swell as yours ofcourse. =P

I don't know, my party is a little subdued after the goings on in Cologne last night.

Coop83 Report 21.06.06
Blams: 9,008 (+34)
Saves: 4,003 (+15)
Total: 13,011 (+49)
Points to EG Major: 989
Points to EnglishPhantom: 48

May be time to acquire my next target soon: -Poxpower- (Yes, I know he's inactive as B/Ping is concerned, but he's one of the most recognisable users about)

At 6/21/06 03:56 AM, Coop83 wrote: *reports front and center* Thank you for the congrats sir. *salutes* I had doubt because I am the only person who can influence my own stats. SIR *salutes*

And yet, you were the one wrong... Oh well, my only real target is Renegade_Girl, and hopefully, by the end of summer ( God no, I want more ) I'll be close to -TheThwomp-

Daily report

Blams: 70
Saves: 37
Total B/P: 107. I had some extra time yesterday.
Posts: 15

At 6/20/06 08:20 PM, arianna1 wrote: Private arianna1 reporting for duty here. I am ready to follow orders.

Welcome to the barracks.

I would like to state something right now, I just recieved a Private Message from EveningShift, seems he wasn't the one do take care of the events of yesterday, yet I can't seem to find any one else alerting about calling a moderator, now, while I trust every single barracks member, leave alerting mods to the officers, and if by chance one of the officers called one please notify in the thread before. We must not call mods in vain, I ask whoever spoke to a moderator about this yesterday, to step forward and confess, some one must have. This is not a matter of trust, since I'd trust almost each of you with my own life, but it is a matter of order, we must maintain it, especially when dealing with anything that mods need to interfere.

I repeat, whoever spoke to a moderator yesterday about a user called EliteGuardBarracks01 please step forward and say so, you will not be punished, but I cannot stress enough how much order is important here.

At 6/20/06 06:18 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/20/06 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #469 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3886 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2228 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 886 points until Sergeant Major

06/21/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #467 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3896 +10 from yesterday
Saves: 2233 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 871 points until Sergeant Major

At 6/21/06 12:19 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Rare moment in flash portal history. :)
Tom's new flash has glitched and is now currently the lowest scoring flash of all time. It won't show on the last page, but it is the lowest. Just check it's score. #81,030.

I guess that many people voted high WHEN it was still under the judgement BEFORE watching the moive since Tom Fulp was the author. As a result, it somehow survived. I know that there are a group of people with high voting powers mass vote 0 on the movies with low scores. Tom would have probably stated that his moive was broken. Sure it was a low score, but I am not surprised.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/320043

Whistle for unsuitable, all it is is a hentao porn slideshow with music.

At 6/21/06 06:41 AM, KungFuCow wrote: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/320043
Whistle for unsuitable, all it is is a hentao porn slideshow with music.

Hentai is allowed, only real porn isn't. Just blam it if you find it bad, you shouldn't whistle it though.

Daily Report (6/20/2006):
Blams: 35
Saves: 41
Total: 76
Total B/P: 6802

Good day yesterday, but even better for whistles :)

At 6/21/06 04:16 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And yet, you were the one wrong... Oh well, my only real target is Renegade_Girl, and hopefully, by the end of summer ( God no, I want more ) I'll be close to -TheThwomp-

Well, I figured that it might be best not to spite myself by costing me some blam points to get the saves up there first. It paid off, with a decent day for the first time in weeks

looks like they are at it again http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/320094 a guy jacking off yet again >_< get it while it is hot