At 6/15/06 06:19 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Blam/Protect can wait when it's time for the game. Ha, I got paired with Bedn :D

Haha. How is he? And when does the game start again. Doesn't it begin at 7:00 P.M. or something? I hope Andersson gets on soon.

At 6/15/06 06:22 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Haha. How is he? And when does the game start again. Doesn't it begin at 7:00 P.M. or something? I hope Andersson gets on soon.

He's alright, although I didn't know his alias is TVs_Patrick_Swayze. I only found out by chance when browsing the NG log's user list. I found the name FatherJmBd, and recognized it as Bedn's account. But when I clicked it, he had changed his alias to TVs_Patrick_Swayze. Yeah, I PM'ed Zen hours agoa nd he said he'd bump it at around 7:00 PM BBS time.

Also, I thought this was spanking good for a first game, let alone a first flash.

E.O.D. Report
Blams: 3594
Saves: 2166
Total B/P points: 5760
Total B/P points acquired today: 81
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (240 until next grade)

Doing it now because I'm bound to forget about it later. So, how did everyone's day go?

Daily Report For 6/15

Start: 12,136 Blams/6,292 Saves
End: 12,184 Blams/6,325 Saves
Total: 48 Blams/33 Saves (81 Total)

Next Rank: 991 Until Brigadier General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

Salute.

Daily Report 6/15:

Start: 20,696 blams. 7,632 saves.
End: 20753 blams. 7648 saves.
Overall: 57 blams. 16 saves. (73 total)

1599 until EGSC.

Salute.

At 6/16/06 12:03 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Total: 48 Blams/33 Saves (81 Total)

At 6/16/06 12:07 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Overall: 57 blams. 16 saves. (73 total)

Today seemed pretty slow but hopefully tomorrow will be better! I got 108 B/P points for today.

At 6/15/06 06:12 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Me too, good flash. Daily Feature tomorrow?

Your prediction was correct, sir. Today's daily feature.
Also, i'm just 34 points off making it to Sergeant first class. I would have made it yesterday if I wouldn't have fallen asleep during the PM contest, grrrr >: (
Lucky for me, there's only been one hint issued so far.

At 6/15/06 06:12 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Me too, good flash. Daily Feature tomorrow?

Yep.

At 6/16/06 12:15 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Today seemed pretty slow but hopefully tomorrow will be better! I got 108 B/P points for today.

There's always a tomorrow. Hopefully, there will be more save-worthy flashes then.

At 6/15/06 12:00 PM, Turkeybean wrote: I will eventually pass you madknt. I have been trying, but sadly am still a great deal of points off. Any thought about slowing down? <_>

slowing down!?
i average about 0.1B/P points per day!
i cant get much slower!

At 6/15/06 02:21 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Lolly pop lol is gay porn.
It's fuckin* nasty.

Not really what I like to see when I'm settling down after the football (England won 2-0) with a burger. Whistled and blammed

At 6/15/06 05:01 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Anyone catch TheWeebl's new flash under judgment?

Just shows how completely random he can be. I only gave it a 3, as it's just skatting really, but with a decent animation

Coop83 Daily Report 16.06.06
Blams: 8,883 (+17)
Saves: 3,941 (+8)
Total: 12,824 (+25)

What is wrong with me? I can't seem to get more than 30 points in a day >:(

At 6/16/06 04:42 AM, Coop83 wrote: What is wrong with me? I can't seem to get more than 30 points in a day >:(

I blame the slow portal last 2 days. Yesterday I only got 96 points which is little compared to most of my days.

At 6/16/06 05:03 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I blame the slow portal last 2 days. Yesterday I only got 96 points which is little compared to most of my days.

It's just so frustrating, considering that I managed about 50 points on Tuesday and then Wednesday / Thursday have only produced about 25 each.

Oh well, we must soilder on. Only 1 more blam until crazy 8s (8,888 Blams looks so nice)

At 6/14/06 05:56 AM, Coop83 wrote:

For the rest of my tiime, I have to study hard since dad wants me to go to Princeton for my master degree. (Chinese parents are extremly strict toward their kids.)

*cue scene from Not Another Teen Movie, where Jake's dad is trying to get him to go to Princeton*
Hmm, I'll have a think, as much as it pains me to help a Sox fan *spits on floor* But I'll help you as a superior officer, how does that sound, sir? *salutes*

Haha...I noticed that you were an Elite Guard Captain. Can a Captain be a superior officer of a Colonel? I doubt it. But thanks to considering to help me anyway. There is nothing that I can do if the portal is slow, is it? PS: I have never seen the moive that you mentioned Although dad wants me to go to Princeton, I do not like the school. I hate those emotionless robots who can do nothing but math. DUKE FOR LIFE! Anyway, when you have a method, tell me. ;)

At 6/16/06 05:46 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

Hmm, I'll have a think, as much as it pains me to help a Sox fan *spits on floor* But I'll help you as a superior officer, how does that sound, sir? *salutes*

Haha...I noticed that you were an Elite Guard Captain. Can a Captain be a superior officer of a Colonel? I doubt it. But thanks to considering to help me anyway.

You misunderstand, I was helping you, as you are my superior officer.

There is nothing that I can do if the portal is slow, is it? PS: I have never seen the moive that you mentioned Although dad wants me to go to Princeton, I do not like the school. I hate those emotionless robots who can do nothing but math. DUKE FOR LIFE! Anyway, when you have a method, tell me. ;)

I'm still working on it. I'm, thinking of asking Bahamut- to burn Princeton to the ground, but that might be viewed as terrorism

Daily report

Blams: 36
Saves: 20
Total B/P: 56
Posts: 14

Well, it hasn't been a good start so far for the summer holidays. Not just because of my activity on Newgrounds, but the fact that there was a power cut last night which lasted for 2 hours (my sister was on the computer at that time) and one of the pet rabbits died. So it's not been a good start. I'll just have to hope it gets a bit better soon.

At 6/15/06 06:07 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/15/06 Report - As of 0555 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #469 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3863 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2214 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 923 points until Sergeant Major

6/16/06 Report - As of 0540 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #469 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3868 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2215 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 917 points until Sergeant Major

Haha, some idiot submitted Territory WAR under a different name, but the flash was the exact same thing. He didn't even take out the copyrights on the preloader, it was flagged in like under a minute. Free whistle point for me :D

Well, I'd just like to make an announcement. I am now in the top 500 B/P'ers! I know most of you are already, but my badges aren't even gold yet. I hope I can rank up soon.

At 6/16/06 08:45 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Haha, some idiot submitted Territory WAR under a different name, but the flash was the exact same thing. He didn't even take out the copyrights on the preloader, it was flagged in like under a minute. Free whistle point for me :D

I heard Afro put some code in that if anyone took any copyrights or anything like a link to his site or his name the game wouldn't work.

Haha nice idea although he alo said if someone actually took their time they might be able to take out that code but atleast most people who steal have no idea about Actionscript or anything flash related, and won't bother giong to remove it all =P.

Yesterday I got about 114, I think my pace will be pretty close to last week's which isn't bad...

nostarforme:(

Here's something we don't see every day... a submission by these dudes

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/318999

Its pretty good... because who doesn't want to kick Federline's ass?

At 6/16/06 01:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Its pretty good... because who doesn't want to kick Federline's ass?

I left a long review. I hope Tom or anyone who worked on that game respond! ANd it would be nice if you guys marked it helpful too.

At 6/16/06 01:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Here's something we don't see every day... a submission by these dudes
Its pretty good... because who doesn't want to kick Federline's ass?

I really have to wonder why that needed to go under judgment. That was a great game. It is on the top of some of the other celebrity kill games we have seen. Like back in the day with brittany and the monster truck, those were the days. I loved having to punch brittany in the gut, bouncing the baby. Halarious. Thanks for pointing it out, I wasn't in the portal yet.

Your of course right though, who dosn't want to kick k-fed's ass?

Great game by "the" dudes, played, reviewd, and it will be one of the points that will contribute to my next rank ( in 11 points from now ).

I wish that Tom Fulp and crew would respond to more reviews. I wrote a lot in my review, and he probably hasn't looked at it yet. ;(

So do i join this thing? or just post

At 6/16/06 01:32 PM, xboyonfirex wrote: So do i join this thing? or just post

Read please

First let me say that I no longer serve a Lieutenant to no one! And that I am but one rank away from completing my B/P journey. And now for the story, I hope you enjoy since It’s been proof read and written the day I became Lt General…. Tom helped with one of the very final points I needed, <3.

Phantom: The journey begins by Ghost_Phantom
Main plot Based off of “ Chronicles of Riddick” – more info this . Random detail, my invention.

The obituaries

“Blammers, I’ve had them on my neck for all my life, the only reason I’m on this doomed piece of ice planet was so Eagle Could get away. I never did hear from him again..” ponders Phantom upon the steady ice burgs of the obituary. Suddenly, a blast to his right, a blast to his left. “Shit, what are blammers doing here? Every thing here but me is long dead… not the time for questions, now I better run before these blammers find what they are looking for” he says with a smirk and turns away in a mad dash south across the jagged lines separating the dead from the living.

“Where the hell is he now? Didn’t I tell you blamming him is hard so do it while he isn’t looking? Idiots”, “Sorry boss, I’ll open the hatch, we will get a side shot at him” exchanges a crew man with his bounty hunter boss. The hatch opens, no one is stands in the horizon, at once a noise is heard, every one diverts their look back and forth in a matter of seconds, yet, the gunner crew man is gone. It would have taken a fool not to know this was Phantom’s work. The now 5 men crew grabs hold of fire arm, but alas, this is too little, too late. Phantom bashes in the window on the ship’s other side and throws a crew man out, jumps in, punches one in the gut, grabs his gun, breaks his neck and shoots another crew man. He points the weapon at the next man with a grin, this one jumps out on his own out of the hovering ship, missing the near by cliff, plunging to an endless abyss. Thus leaving us with only the bounty hunter.
“you made 3 mistakes this time BonusStage. One, you fired a warning shot, two, you hired rookies who have never seen a day of battle before. And three, you didn’t kill me when you had the chance.” “Live and let die” I always say, BS fires a sidearm at Phantom, he ducks behind a corpse while BS made a daring getaway on the decoy ship below.

“I guess I get to keep this piece of shit ship, oh well. Better head down to the new portal, I need to see how Eagle is doing. If blammers were here something must be wrong.
*Phantom accelerates the ship flying to meet the person he had spent 5 years across the planet, protecting.*

The new portal

A ship lands in the docking bay, on a uploading/downloading area only, a moderator calmly points at the mess of a ship and says “Sir, you can’t park here, it will be towed away”. Phantom looks again and says “You want it? Keep it”. Phantom throws the ship keys at the disoriented moderator and walks off. Arriving at an old house he looks inside, an old friend comes to greet him, yet news are that Eagle left the new portal literally a year after Phantom left. Out of nowhere, a loud sound is heard, all too familiar to the two. The mass voters and spammers have united long ago and now called themselves, purifiers. They moved from one portal to another, the old portal known as the NG portal has long ago fallen to death. Yet rebuilt elsewhere and declared universally holy, and now known as the “New Portal”. Till now, also safe from blammers and purifiers.

They gathered the citizens of the new portal to a large hall, where their Lord was supposed convince the city to become purifiers. He was known as the Lord Error. While giving his speech of uniting the people to one way, the purifier way, a citizen broke in rage, claiming that to lose one’s true religion and become a purifier is worse than the fires of hell itself, Error approaches to him and sucks the very soul out of his body sending it to wander forever, in the desert of lost souls, the under verse. Every one reluctantly bows to the Lord. Phantom stands tall, a Commander of the Purifiers approaches Phantom “ this is your last chance to bow to the Lord and except the Purifier way!”. Phantom looks at him through his dark goggles “ I bow to no man “, “ he is no man, he is of the holy half dead who has seen the under verse and came back, disobey and you will see it too, soon enough” the Commander stated. “ I have no interest in that, but I will have a piece of him ( Phantom points to an General holding two large axes and an angry expression )”. The commander is at rage “ how dare you! You…”, the Lord Error intercepted “ then a piece you shall have, Zenock, attack him.

Zenock Attacked Phantom swinging both axes violently, Phantom dives between them. Grabs Zenock’s side blade and lodges it into his chest. He falls on his face, Phantom takes his blade and the ranks of the dead General and walks to Error. “Zenock, one of my best soldiers” says Error, Phantom looks at the body, raised an eyebrow and shrugged his shoulders “ if you say so”, he handed him the ranks and blade, Error refused and pushed his hand back to Phantom “ You keep what you kill, that is the Purifier way…General” Error speaks with a smirk.

To be concluded in part 2.

At 6/16/06 03:15 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: First let me say that I no longer serve a Lieutenant to no one!

Wow Phantom. I would tell you congratulations, but I feel as though it would not suffice at this point. You have certainly come a very long way. I admire the efforts you have put forth to reach your goal. I do worry though what shall happen when you complete your B/P journey. Great job Sir. Best of luck to the last.

The story was amazing. I have not seen anyone write a story worth reading in quite some time. It is surprising to see one coming from you. Great work with this one. I do hope the second part will be completed soon. I am very eager to read it. Thank you for taking the time to share it Sir.

Salute

At 6/16/06 03:22 PM, Turkeybean wrote: The story was amazing. I have not seen anyone write a story worth reading in quite some time. It is surprising to see one coming from you. Great work with this one. I do hope the second part will be completed soon. I am very eager to read it. Thank you for taking the time to share it Sir.

Thank you for the kind words. As for part 2 of the story, it's already lying down ready to be posted at any second, but the actual rank, will take a while, part 2 is 5.5 pages in Word. It shall be quite the gesture to my final rank, but you will all have to wait till then. Now that I am no longer with the mafia ( which I hope you understand was most of all to make room for a new generation after having done enough ) I sometimes feel the need to write, and while this script's backbone is from the movie, the ribs of details are my warped mind alone and for that I am proud of this.

Big Congrats to GhostPhantom as now he finds himself only rank away from reaching the top of the B/P mountain. its the home stretch but I'm sure you'll get to EGSC soon enough. So good luck with that and I'm looking forward to reading the second part of your story.