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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 07:28:19


At 6/13/06 06:02 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/13/06 Report - As of 0550 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #472 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3839 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2210 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 951 points until Sergeant Major

6/14/06 Report - As of 0715 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #469 +3 from yesterday
Blans: 3861 +22 from yesterday
Saves: 2213 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 926 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 08:06:34


Anyone else think that this is just a little odd? The entries submitted and deleted ratio is way off in the portal for yesterday. In fact, it's negative.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 08:22:13


Daily report

Blams: 43
Saves: 14
Total B/P: 57
Posts: 12

And no more school for me. Also, I got myself 8888 saves, so I am getting closer and closer to 10k saves. :D

At 6/13/06 06:19 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: So, have any of you guys noticed the new update? It's cool and will save a few seconds, but I still love the old one.

I prefer that rather than the old one.

At 6/14/06 03:40 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Elite Guard General Thwomp, requesting permission to join the Elite Guard Barracks, sir!

Oh, Mr_Crazy, CrazedChaos and InsomiaC777. Another name change? :| Welcome to the barracks!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 09:33:24


There is no under judgement submissions in the portal as of now. Things have really dried up so far today. WEAK >:-(
*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 09:57:12


At 6/14/06 08:06 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Anyone else think that this is just a little odd? The entries submitted and deleted ratio is way off in the portal for yesterday. In fact, it's negative.

I have seen that a few times in the past.

One thing that came to mind was that it counted the UJs that were submitted the day before but were still UJ when it switched to the next day and then they were blammed.

Thus not being submitted today but still being deleted.

ormassdeletionsoundsgoodtoo

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 10:16:24


At 6/14/06 08:22 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
At 6/14/06 03:40 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Elite Guard General Thwomp, requesting permission to join the Elite Guard Barracks, sir!
Oh, Mr_Crazy, CrazedChaos and InsomiaC777. Another name change? :| Welcome to the barracks!

Forgive me sir *salutes* I did not recognise you there, Mr Crazy. Welcome aboard


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 10:45:42


requesting permission to join The Elite Gaurd Barraks sir! i know im not a elite gaurd but can i be like a trainee? if u answer yes ill work very hard blaming/protecting until ima true Elite Gaurd
dammit! thank u for your time sir!


I mizzed diz shit.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 10:47:21


At 6/14/06 08:06 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Anyone else think that this is just a little odd? The entries submitted and deleted ratio is way off in the portal for yesterday. In fact, it's negative.

I thik its because a lot of those fileswapped movies were deleted and sent to the obituaries because there were a lot of movies with the usual dumb titles of fileswapped films. It was odd seing that there was almost 200 movies blammed in a day which rarely if ever happens so something must have been up.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 11:10:30


At 6/14/06 09:33 AM, KungFuCow wrote: There is no under judgement submissions in the portal as of now. Things have really dried up so far today. WEAK >:-(
*salutes*

No kidding...since I woke up there's only been 3 UJ flashes.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 11:35:47


At 6/14/06 10:45 AM, labor wrote: requesting permission to join The Elite Gaurd Barraks sir! i know im not a elite gaurd but can i be like a trainee? if u answer yes ill work very hard blaming/protecting until ima true Elite Gaurd
dammit! thank u for your time sir!

Read , read , read

Oh and, not that long ago, there 2000 deleted, and like 200 submitted so Wade is just cleaning up.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 11:44:15


At 6/14/06 03:40 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Elite Guard General Thwomp, requesting permission to join the Elite Guard Barracks, sir!

Welcome to the Barracks, sir!

...thwomp. LOL Good thing we don't have Mario here...
At 6/14/06 05:56 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Personally, I prefer staying at Duke. In addition, it is still too early to consider my future since I just finished my sophomore year. Nevertheless, do you have any good suggestion how I can capitalize my limitted time? I hate my rank to slide as much as I hate the Yankees. :P
Hmm, I'll have a think, as much as it pains me to help a Sox fan *spits on floor* But I'll help you as a superior officer, how does that sound, sir? *salutes*

As much as I love the Yankees myself, I won't have you dirtying up the Barracks! Swab up that spit before I get you on KP!


Founder of the Elite Guard Barracks [ Thread ] [ Forums ] Sig by ByteSlinger

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 11:49:02


At 6/14/06 11:44 AM, EagleRock wrote: As much as I love the Yankees myself, I won't have you dirtying up the Barracks! Swab up that spit before I get you on KP!

Yes sir! Sorry Sir! *salutes, then cleans up*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 12:59:37


Portal is slow today. :\

At 6/14/06 08:22 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Oh, Mr_Crazy, CrazedChaos and InsomiaC777. Another name change? :| Welcome to the barracks!

Someone remembered all my previous names. :\ Thanks for the warm welcome.

At 6/14/06 10:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: Forgive me sir *salutes* I did not recognise you there, Mr Crazy. Welcome aboard

It's alright, Captain. *Pats shoulder* You earned my forgiveness.

At 6/14/06 11:44 AM, EagleRock wrote: Welcome to the Barracks, sir!

Ah, Lieutenant General EagleRock, the man who runs the barracks. Tis an honor to recieve a welcome from you, sir.

...thwomp. LOL Good thing we don't have Mario here...

You never know. <_< >_>


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 13:22:28


Holy Crap! I just woke up at 1:00 p.m. (Eastern Coast) and noticed we have -TheThwomp- here! Welcome to the Elite Guards sir!

Well, guys. I finally finished it. I finished my parody of "We Didn't start the Fire," but in a Newgrounds kind of way. I'd still like some help with it because it doesn't sound like it has a godd rhyme scheme. So, drop me a PM or should I post it here?


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 14:28:54


At 6/14/06 03:40 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Elite Guard General Thwomp, requesting permission to join the Elite Guard Barracks, sir!

welcome aboard sir! its always nice to get new members here to the barracks. we are all glad you could join us and i hope you enjoy your stay here. looks like we have another soon-to-be supreme commander in the barracks.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 14:31:23


Hey guys, how do you like my new signature? It's finally animated! :D


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 14:36:00


At 6/14/06 02:31 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Hey guys, how do you like my new signature? It's finally animated! :D

i saw that a few minutes ago, right after i posted welcoming -thethwomp- to the barracks. i wanted to mention it but noticed a bit late. i like it metaldart. what i enjoy most is just how fast everyone is running to catch bauman. their little legs are flying!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 14:37:33


At 6/14/06 02:36 PM, worldfamous wrote: what i enjoy most is just how fast everyone is running to catch bauman. their little legs are flying!

I know! Aren't they just precious! :D

They'll catch em' if you cheer hard enough.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 14:55:00


At 6/14/06 03:40 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Elite Guard General Thwomp, requesting permission to join the Elite Guard Barracks, sir!

It is quite amazing to see you here sir. It is only on a rare occasion to come in contat with you outside of the Level up thread. It should be quite intresting to have you running with the likes of the Barracks. Welcome, I hope you enjoy your stay. Btw, that is quite the intresting name change. I rather miss Mr. crazy. You had that alias for quite some time. Well, back to work for me. Again glad you are here now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 14:59:02


At 6/14/06 02:31 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Hey guys, how do you like my new signature? It's finally animated! :D

It is good to see you were finnaly able to get your sig animated. Did Noob do that for you? It is surprising to see him around. Noob-antichrist was a great sig maker back in his day, and apparently still is. It's nice to see he hasn't walked away completly. It looks great man, glad you were able to get it done.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 15:11:01


Permission to join the elite guard barracks sir!


You're not the main character.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 15:23:28


At 6/14/06 03:11 PM, SarutobiSasuke wrote: Permission to join the elite guard barracks sir!

There are a few things you will need to do before you will be able to join the ranks of the Elite Guard. The first thing I would advise you to do is read the Barracks FAQ's That will explain what you will need to know in order to be succesful. It will be a long hard path. I hope your up for it.

The second thing I woud like you to do is click the NGPD link on the top of my sig. Once you have been promoted to the rank of security guard you may apply there to work through Newgrounds Police Captain. Good luck to you. May be possible see you here again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 16:21:41


I'm enjoying the nice, warm welcomes here.

At 6/14/06 02:55 PM, Turkeybean wrote: It is quite amazing to see you here sir.

Nice to see you as well. Haven't seen you, since you made me my first sig, back when I was Mr_Crazy. Oh, the memories.

Welcome, I hope you enjoy your stay.

After all these welcomes I'm recieving, I think I will.

Btw, that is quite the intresting name change. I rather miss Mr. crazy. You had that alias for quite some time.

Things change as time goes on, my friend.

Well, back to work for me. Again glad you are here now.

Nice to see a familiar face around here.


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 16:30:16


At 6/14/06 04:21 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote: I'm enjoying the nice, warm welcomes here.

You have certainly earned them. You have put a lot of time and work into newgrounds. I am sure anyone here that has posted in the level up thread has come by more than one congratulations from you. You should get the same.


Nice to see you as well. Haven't seen you, since you made me my first sig, back when I was Mr_Crazy. Oh, the memories.

I was wondering if you would remember that. That was some time ago. It is good to see you remember that. Yes, the memories indeed.


After all these welcomes I'm recieving, I think I will.

That is certainly good to know. We tend to have some good times around here. There is always somthing going on.


Things change as time goes on, my friend.

That is true. I think your new alias should prove to be most fitting.


Nice to see a familiar face around here.

Thank you sir. It is very nice to see. It seems rarely when you join a new club there are people you can say you recognize. Always a pleasure.

Salutes

Oh, and one more thing. If you do not like it make sure to let me know, but I had to give it a try for you. Things can always be changed and/or redone. I have noticed the hard time you have had getting it, so I took the liberty to make you a welcome to the Barracks gift. Have a look see...

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 16:44:17


At 6/14/06 04:30 PM, Turkeybean wrote: I was wondering if you would remember that. That was some time ago. It is good to see you remember that. Yes, the memories indeed.

I couldn't forget it, if I tried. ;)

That is certainly good to know. We tend to have some good times around here. There is always somthing going on.

I'll be sure to check in, from time to time.

Oh, and one more thing. If you do not like it make sure to let me know, but I had to give it a try for you. Things can always be changed and/or redone. I have noticed the hard time you have had getting it,

Yeah, all the sig threads I've seen always seemed active, until I post in there. >:(

so I took the liberty to make you a welcome to the Barracks gift. Have a look see...

O_O
You definitely have some skills. The shine on the teeth was an unexpected, yet nice touch. I even finally changed my sig, just for you.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 16:46:25


At 6/14/06 04:21 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote: I'm enjoying the nice, warm welcomes here.

Well duh... You boost our stat average.But aside from that, an active devoted member is always good.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 16:52:50


At 6/14/06 04:44 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote: O_O
You definitely have some skills. The shine on the teeth was an unexpected, yet nice touch. I even finally changed my sig, just for you.

;
Some serious <3 man. I am very surprised to see you change your sig. I have know you to have the last one for a long time. As you said, things do change with time though, ; ). I'm glad you lke it. I tried to keep it simple. I enjoy the shine on his tooth, it gives off that sense that he knows he's awsome. Very happy you like it. Let me know if you ever need anything. Much <3 for the credit too. That is great to see my name at the bottom of your sig. Enjoy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 16:59:18


GAH!! Don't you freaking hate when there's a flash that you know is gonna be a total blam yet it's several thousand kilibytes in size? Le example


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 17:01:06


At 6/14/06 04:59 PM, BigScizot wrote: GAH!! Don't you freaking hate when there's a flash that you know is gonna be a total blam yet it's several thousand kilibytes in size?

Yeah, I open a new window and start blamming other stuff while waiting.

Does it really grind your gears?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-14 17:03:21


Uhm wtf. Is it just me or did the author submit the same thing twice?

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/318683

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/318666

What should we do?


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