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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 02:27:54


A small note, the next person to reply to any these spammers ( I have PM'ed and IM'ed mods about them ) will recieve a foot up his/her ass, we do not need trouble showing we are adding oil to the fire. Just be very very quiet.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 03:18:41


At 6/10/06 02:27 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: A small note, the next person to reply to any these spammers ( I have PM'ed and IM'ed mods about them ) will recieve a foot up his/her ass, we do not need trouble showing we are adding oil to the fire. Just be very very quiet.

Yeah I think that's the thing to do. And I also think the egb spammer speaks English very well, you can see he made "classic spammer" spelling errors.

Due to exams my b/p / post / ng rate will slow down and finally stop, except for experience. I will be "away" from next Wednesday until Friday 23rd, but who cares.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 04:02:38


Daily report

Blams: 53
Saves: 26
Total B/P: 79
Posts: 9. Funny, at this rate, I would be spending over 100 days to get to 14k posts.

At 6/9/06 11:49 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Attantion all Barracks member, old and new.

Not a problem about that. I try my best to keep my posts more than one line. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 05:19:42


BREAKING NEWS: Elite Guard Lt. Colonel DoD was gambling World Cup games last night. He found himself losing 100000000 dollars after he checked the scores. Unfortunately, EG Lt. Colonel DoD suffered an heart attack because of sadness. He was sent to the hospital by his father immeditely after he was found laying on the floor. The doctors tried their best, but they still did not save his life. It was a heart-breaking news to announce that EG Lt. Colonel DoD has passed away. Now he has been REPLACED by Elite Guard Colonel DoD at the barracks and EG Colonel promises to use DoD's power well. PS: EG Colonel DoD asked if anyone here could update his BBS sign by changing the badge to EG Colonel. He would be appreciated if poeple here could help him. End of report!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 05:25:35


At 6/10/06 05:19 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: PS: EG Colonel DoD asked if anyone here could update his BBS sign by changing the badge to EG Colonel. He would be appreciated if poeple here could help him. End of report!

Congrats, also, ask whoever made your sig, madknt. Or leave a post on the ASM or ask one our best members, Turkeybean for the help.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 05:39:21


At 6/9/06 06:14 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/9/06 Report - As of 0540 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #474 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3804 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2192 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 4 points until Master Sergeant (which should be met by 1200 Hours today), 1004 points until Sergeant Major.

6/10/06 Report - As of 0535 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #474 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3807 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2195 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 998 points until Sergeant Major


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 05:56:56


At 6/10/06 02:27 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: A small note, the next person to reply to any these spammers ( I have PM'ed and IM'ed mods about them ) will recieve a foot up his/her ass, we do not need trouble showing we are adding oil to the fire. Just be very very quiet.

It seems like I missed all of the fun and games here :(

C0GMA Daily report 10.06.06
Blams: 8,753 (+29)
Saves: 3,885 (+7)
Total: 12,638 (+36)

A better day than yesterday, but my saves are still amazingly low :(

I'll have to start taking a more lighthearted view of flash (or stop viewing so much crap that comes over the portal)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 06:00:19


At 6/10/06 05:56 AM, C0GMA wrote:
At 6/10/06 02:27 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: A small note, the next person to reply to any these spammers ( I have PM'ed and IM'ed mods about them ) will recieve a foot up his/her ass, we do not need trouble showing we are adding oil to the fire. Just be very very quiet.
It seems like I missed all of the fun and games here :(

C0GMA Daily report 10.06.06
Blams: 8,753 (+29)
Saves: 3,885 (+7)
Total: 12,638 (+36)

A better day than yesterday, but my saves are still amazingly low :(

I'll have to start taking a more lighthearted view of flash (or stop viewing so much crap that comes over the portal)

I say you be a relentless ass that only demands perfection. Atleast it'll keep the portal cleaner and make it easier on the general public when looking for GOOD flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 06:14:39


At 6/10/06 06:00 AM, MasterStalker wrote: I say you be a relentless ass that only demands perfection. Atleast it'll keep the portal cleaner and make it easier on the general public when looking for GOOD flash.

And who do you think you are to judge any one, you aren't "good" enough to judge him, hell, you aren't good enough to judge the crap of a dog. Now get the hell out of here before I bring new meaning to the term "pain in the ass".


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 09:32:15


End of YESTERDAY Report
117 B/P. That was a great day to start off my summer break! Also, congrats to TurkeyBean for the new rank up and to worldfamous who will also level up soon.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 12:55:14


At 6/10/06 09:32 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: End of YESTERDAY Report
117 B/P. That was a great day to start off my summer break! Also, congrats to TurkeyBean for the new rank up and to worldfamous who will also level up soon.

117 nice..I'm gonna try and beat that today :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 12:58:08


At 6/10/06 12:55 PM, El_Master wrote: 117 nice..I'm gonna try and beat that today :)

I won't be able to beat it. I'm having some friends over in a couple of minutes. So El_Master, how many B/P have you gotten today? I've gotten about 35-ish.


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My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 13:00:41


At 6/10/06 12:58 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/10/06 12:55 PM, El_Master wrote: 117 nice..I'm gonna try and beat that today :)
I won't be able to beat it. I'm having some friends over in a couple of minutes. So El_Master, how many B/P have you gotten today? I've gotten about 35-ish.

So far I have 46.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 13:19:00


The list has been updated and we have six new members. We now have a total of 60 members but a lot of them aren't around anymore. I'll make a list of inactive members soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 13:26:03


At 6/10/06 01:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we have six new members. We now have a total of 60 members but a lot of them aren't around anymore. I'll make a list of inactive members soon.

Great list and update but you didnt add me :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 13:35:25


At 6/10/06 01:26 PM, El_Master wrote:
Great list and update but you didnt add me :(

Sorry about that I added you on the lis now. Your closer to the bottom

I guess that makes 7 new members.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 13:37:41


At 6/10/06 01:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we have six new members. We now have a total of 60 members but a lot of them aren't around anymore. I'll make a list of inactive members soon.

Heh, seven new members, which is good. About the inactive member list, not a bad idea. Anyway, the list, I got bumped down a rank again, so I'll try and get myself to overtake BlueHippo to get 4th place again. :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 13:54:13


At 6/10/06 01:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we have six new members. We now have a total of 60 members but a lot of them aren't around anymore. I'll make a list of inactive members soon.

Thanks for the update! 60 members is good, I wonder what it is with inactives taken out.

Seems I overtook 2 people this time around, Major_punk and Slash.

Although -Rule- is quite a bit ahead, in a couple days I will rank up and be the only Elite Guard Major General in the barracks, that should be neat.

until Major and Slash become active again >_>

Kind of close to taking 3rd in gain, but Ghost managed to get it ~_^.

Congrats all and keep it up ^_^.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 14:38:48


At 6/10/06 01:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we have six new members. We now have a total of 60 members but a lot of them aren't around anymore. I'll make a list of inactive members soon.

Thanks dude! It's cool to see how "fast" I go lol. I'm getting closer to the top 300!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 16:46:19


At 6/10/06 04:42 PM, The-Blaminator wrote: Blaminator reporting for duty.

Mission one, read EGB FAQ and report back once you are done.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 19:33:49


Can I please join?

I have about 2005 blam and protection points.

;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 19:35:17


At 6/10/06 01:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we have six new members.

Hooray! But look at number 29. I think you may have given the libk to the wrong profile.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 19:58:10


At 6/10/06 07:35 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/10/06 01:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we have six new members.
Hooray! But look at number 29. I think you may have given the libk to the wrong profile.

The link is fine, he typed the wrong name.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 19:58:49


At 6/10/06 04:47 PM, The-Blaminator wrote: Actually, I'm just paying a little visit. I'm not really big on clubs.

Hey how you been Blaminator it's been a while so why are you only visiting this club?

At 6/10/06 07:35 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/10/06 01:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we have six new members.
Hooray! But look at number 29. I think you may have given the libk to the wrong profile.

Thanks I fixed it I'm not sure how I fucked that one up.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 20:04:39


OH SNAPZ! I just realized how fast Agent_Smith_ is catching up to me! But his last post was, was on June 4th, so I wonder what's happened to him. Socially Failed on the other hand hasn't done much really. :( It's nice to have competition every now and then. :)


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 20:29:45


Sorry I don't post here much unless I level up but I leveled up! Elite Guard Sergeant!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 20:34:16


At 6/10/06 08:29 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Sorry I don't post here much unless I level up but I leveled up! Elite Guard Sergeant!

Congrats Ryan! You should post here more though. :(
Only 500 (I think) until your next level up.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 20:40:08


At 6/10/06 08:29 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Sorry I don't post here much unless I level up but I leveled up! Elite Guard Sergeant!

Congrats sergeant but you should try to post more often.

At 6/10/06 08:34 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Congrats Ryan! You should post here more though. :(
Only 500 (I think) until your next level up.

No now he needs 1,000 B/P points Let's see how long it takes for his next rank.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 20:40:29


At 6/10/06 08:34 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/10/06 08:29 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Sorry I don't post here much unless I level up but I leveled up! Elite Guard Sergeant!
Congrats Ryan! You should post here more though. :(
Only 500 (I think) until your next level up.

Thank you, sir!

Yes I will be posting more often.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-10 21:08:49


Hey Ryan, you're not the only one who got something new. I finally have 2000 Protection points! That may not be much to others, but it means a hell of a lot to me! :D

The Elite Guard Barracks


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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