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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:05:36


Holy Shit.. Look in your profiles there's something newand it looks bad-ass.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:06:25


At 6/7/06 07:05 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Holy Shit.. Look in your profiles there's something newand it looks bad-ass.

And here's the thread.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:10:13


The one day Slash has been waiting for, and he can't be here for it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:11:36


At 6/7/06 07:10 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: The one day Slash has been waiting for, and he can't be here for it.

Gotta feel sorry fot the guy. He actually metioned this in the post he made in the barracks forum but I'm sure he'll see it eventually.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:11:56


At 6/7/06 07:06 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/7/06 07:05 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Holy Shit.. Look in your profiles there's something newand it looks bad-ass.
And here's the thread.

Well this is cool I wonder how this will help and in some cases make it bad for NG!

Spam

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:13:29


At 6/7/06 07:11 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 6/7/06 07:10 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: The one day Slash has been waiting for, and he can't be here for it.
Gotta feel sorry fot the guy. He actually metioned this in the post he made in the barracks forum but I'm sure he'll see it eventually.

Just to do something nice, I think we should all dedicate our first PM to him as a get well soon. I am also weird about this idea though because I don't want to rub it in his face. Thoughts?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:17:54


At 6/7/06 07:13 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Just to do something nice, I think we should all dedicate our first PM to him as a get well soon. I am also weird about this idea though because I don't want to rub it in his face. Thoughts?

Well I think it's a good idea so I'll PM him if any of you want to as well Here is slashes profile.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:18:16


Slash deserves out first PM.... Very nice system. and I already know who to block.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:18:25


At 6/7/06 07:13 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Just to do something nice, I think we should all dedicate our first PM to him as a get well soon. I am also weird about this idea though because I don't want to rub it in his face. Thoughts?

I sent him a message on Myspace telling him to get better and i also mentioned the PM system but I think it would be a great idea when he comes back to NG and looks at his profile he'll see all the messages we wrote.

BTW you can't spam it says so when you write a message, something about the Wrath of Zeus.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:29:50


At 6/7/06 07:18 PM, pepeatumi wrote: BTW you can't spam it says so when you write a message, something about the Wrath of Zeus.

I don't think it means anything (scare tactic) and even if there is some punishment we all know what will start happening!

Alt accounts.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:41:43


At 6/7/06 07:29 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
I don't think it means anything (scare tactic) and even if there is some punishment we all know what will start happening!
Alt accounts.

You're probably right but before that happens let's just enjoy the PM system.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 19:56:33


At 6/7/06 05:04 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 6/7/06 04:54 PM, EagleRock wrote: Anyway, back to the podcast, I've filtered down the hour and 20 minutes of recording we had and got it down to 34 minutes of decent chatting.
And by that you mean that you took out all the funny stuff, due to connectivity and clarity problems.

P I'm right aren't I?

You're partially right. I did delete a lot of stuff, but that was the stuff where we were basically just not talking and waiting for people to connect and stuff. Also, that was when we were repeating stuff because someone was cutting out. Some jokes were lost, but most of the on-topic jokes were saved. Stuff about pirating Windows and about MacBooks were taken OUT. Also, the stuff that could incriminate me were taken out as well. ;-)

And in other news, I suprised a cowerker of mine (who is an NG member), when he was asking about another co-worker and I (we're going out this friday) about "did you tell her about NG yet?".

Answer was no. In fact, if this starts going anywhere, I know where my priorities reside, and I will be resigning from the EGB, and from NG.

Not yet thought, don't panic (like hell you'd miss me...). Just putting the possibility on the table. Updates will follow in time.

That's an odd set of circumstances. I'm sure a girlfriend won't alienate 100% of your time, so you'll be okay.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 20:14:22


At 6/7/06 07:56 PM, EagleRock wrote: That's an odd set of circumstances. I'm sure a girlfriend won't alienate 100% of your time, so you'll be okay.

No, only 99% of all time, effort and money. God, that sounds like a price tag. Get a girlfriend, lose an arm, a leg. 3 ribs and a testacle...Buy it now.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 20:19:08


At 6/7/06 08:14 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/7/06 07:56 PM, EagleRock wrote: That's an odd set of circumstances. I'm sure a girlfriend won't alienate 100% of your time, so you'll be okay.
No, only 99% of all time, effort and money. God, that sounds like a price tag. Get a girlfriend, lose an arm, a leg. 3 ribs and a testacle...Buy it now.

What a deal I'll take two!!

I just notice that I have over 300 posts now whoop!

I know that doesn't seem like a lot for most of you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 20:30:09


finally, the much anticipated private messaging system is now in place. i cant imagine how much spam will be sent out be a few well-known users, even with the "wrath of zeus" warning.
im glad to see this inplemented.

At 6/7/06 07:10 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: The one day Slash has been waiting for, and he can't be here for it.

i do feel bad that slash isnt here to see this. i did as requested and made him my first message sent. hopefully slash is recovering hastily.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 21:11:25


At 6/7/06 08:30 PM, worldfamous wrote: finally, the much anticipated private messaging system is now in place. i cant imagine how much spam will be sent out be a few well-known users, even with the "wrath of zeus" warning.
im glad to see this inplemented.

Fortunately I wont get a single PM. I just know it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 23:22:24


WELL HELLO THAR!

I saw on Myspace that the PM system was up, so I checked it out. And yeah, it is sweet! Thanks to everyone who sent me messages!!! Nice to know I'm missed, lol.

I'm happy to say my return will be soon. I'm pretty much healthy again, but there's a few real life problems taking up my attention lately...but once I take care of those, I will be back. I regret to say that I won't be able to pull the old 100+ a day harvests...at least, not EVERY day...but I will be back. It saddens me that my account has been stuck at Brigadier General for long, lol. I WILL be EGSC, dammit.

SO REJOICE! THE RETURN OF SLASH IS AT HAND! Heheh.

For those of you who are new and don't know me, I'm Brigadier General Slash, the Barracks Recruitment Officer. I'm one of the EGB vets (joined on page 13), and I have a reputation for being...well, fucking crazy (even though it's been a while since I was the fastest B/P'er). Y'all will see a lot of me soon, lol.

I'm also known for some rather...unique flashes, lol. I see that many of them are STILL under admin review, pfft. Man, I hope they get deleted soon. They make my profile look bad...

I have a lot of pages to read through...heh. I've checked up on the EGB forums every so often, but not the EGB thread itself.

Well, yeah. I'd say...give me a week, maybe two. I'll be back and, hopefully, be able to be a moderately fast B/P'er once again.

Good hunting, everyone!!! I miss y'all. :-P

:salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 23:40:11


At 6/7/06 11:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: WELL HELLO THAR!

It would take the PM system to get you back here wouldn't it? Good to see you pop in Slash. I wont go into any long detail becasue you have my PM already. No sense in boring you twice ^_^ It'll be good to have you back and B/Ping again sir. Best of luck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-07 23:49:56


At 6/7/06 11:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: WELL HELLO THAR!

who the hell are you?

SO REJOICE! THE RETURN OF SLASH IS AT HAND! Heheh.

hooray! should someone get the booze and strippers ready? they have been styck in a closet for a while waiting for your return, slash. i wonder if they're still alive...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 00:05:41


At 6/7/06 11:49 PM, worldfamous wrote: hooray! should someone get the booze and strippers ready? they have been styck in a closet for a while waiting for your return, slash. i wonder if they're still alive...

I made the strippers into my nurses. They took VERY good care of me in my darkest hours. ;-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 00:15:00


Daily Report For 6/7/06

Start: 11,551 Blams/6,009 Saves
End: 11,629 Blams/6,066 Saves
Total: 78 Blams/57 Saves (135 Total)

Next Rank: 1805 Until Brigadier General

Congratulations to Turkeybean for making Corporal.
Welcome back Brigadier General Slash, sir.

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 00:15:02


At 6/8/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
I made the strippers into my nurses. They took VERY good care of me in my darkest hours. ;-)

i always did wonder what happened to them. the rank ups around here have seemed a bit quiet and sober for some time. at least they were around to help you out slash.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 00:16:23


At 6/8/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 6/7/06 11:49 PM, worldfamous wrote: hooray! should someone get the booze and strippers ready? they have been styck in a closet for a while waiting for your return, slash. i wonder if they're still alive...
I made the strippers into my nurses. They took VERY good care of me in my darkest hours. ;-)

Sure ;-) so you have been gone for a while so I'm not sure if you know this but littlewashu left the Barracks. So you need a week or so to get back on your feet...on your ass. Well hope you feel better.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 00:43:42


At 6/7/06 11:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: WELL HELLO THAR!

I saw on Myspace that the PM system was up, so I checked it out. And yeah, it is sweet! Thanks to everyone who sent me messages!!! Nice to know I'm missed, lol.

LOL...and thanks to all that sent me messages...namely, zero. ;-)

I'm happy to say my return will be soon. I'm pretty much healthy again, but there's a few real life problems taking up my attention lately...but once I take care of those, I will be back. I regret to say that I won't be able to pull the old 100+ a day harvests...at least, not EVERY day...but I will be back. It saddens me that my account has been stuck at Brigadier General for long, lol. I WILL be EGSC, dammit.

SO REJOICE! THE RETURN OF SLASH IS AT HAND! Heheh.

Damn good news. We hope to see you back soon, and you will hopefully be on AIM as well, so we can catch up.

Well, yeah. I'd say...give me a week, maybe two. I'll be back and, hopefully, be able to be a moderately fast B/P'er once again.

The rehabilitation of the great Slash...oh joy!

Good hunting, everyone!!! I miss y'all. :-P

salute:

*salutes*

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In other news, I am going to work on the podcast a bit tonight. Whether or not I finish it, I can't be sure. I'll certainly try, though.

Also, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...my friend Rob and I need a good flash artist to help us with a collab...we have some basic stuff already done, as well as a good plot. If any of you can help or know someone that can...we would appreciate it. As I said, we especially need someone good at backgrounds for this flash.

Thanks!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 01:13:54


Welcome back slash glad to see you are back in on the horse oh and hello everyone else. later EG

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 01:54:48


Good evening, soldiers!

I'm glad to announce that the podcast is finally complete. GarageBand is currently exporting this podcast as we speak. Once complete, I will submit the podcast to iTunes as well as make up the Elite Guard Barracks website at egb.eagleworld.net. For you non-Apple people, I am also converting the podcast to .mp3 to make life easier. Updates will continue.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 02:35:41


At 6/8/06 12:43 AM, EagleRock wrote: LOL...and thanks to all that sent me messages...namely, zero. ;-)

Ehm...*delibarate cough*, I'd suggest to think twice vefore calling a cetain officer, zero.

Any way, good to hear slash will be back soon. keep the beer cold. In the mean time let's make a popularity contest out of the PM contact section :-D


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 02:40:11


faggs

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 02:47:22


At 6/8/06 02:40 AM, G0NZ0 wrote: faggs

A wise man once said: "We are all gay, it only depands on how much". So slamming insults about sexuality, apart from being tasteless, are pointless.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-08 04:03:19


At 6/8/06 02:47 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/8/06 02:40 AM, G0NZ0 wrote: faggs
A wise man once said: "We are all gay, it only depands on how much". So slamming insults about sexuality, apart from being tasteless, are pointless.

Love the confutious style put down. Very Zen.

C0GMA Morning Report
Blams: 8,711 (+39)
Saves: 3,874 (+15)
Total: 12,585 (+54)
Points to EG Major: 1,415

For once a very productive day for me, despite the heat of yesterday.


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