At 6/6/06 05:12 AM, C0GMA wrote: Well, it's absolutely freezing cold outside. I always said it would be a cold day in hell before I'd change my alias.

I would have used " When pigs fly ", that way some other people would suffer too ;-)

At 6/6/6 05:17 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

I would have used " When pigs fly ", that way some other people would suffer too ;-)

What, they'd suffer by having a free two weeks worth of pork meals land on them?

At 6/6/06 05:20 AM, C0GMA wrote: What, they'd suffer by having a free two weeks worth of pork meals land on them?

No, it wouldn't be the pork landing, most likely, their food, if you catch my drift. We all know that flying creatures rarely look for bathrooms.

At 6/6/06 05:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: No, it wouldn't be the pork landing, most likely, their food, if you catch my drift. We all know that flying creatures rarely look for bathrooms.

/insert pic of porcine turd smashing car

At 6/5/06 05:53 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/5/06 Report - As of 0540 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #476 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3755 +9 from yesterday
Saves: 2177 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 68 points until Master Sergeant

6/6/06 Report - As of 0535 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #474 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3776 +21 from yesterday
Saves: 2183 +6 from yesterday
Next Rank: 41 points until Master Sergeant

sir, I come with a report of a stolen entry entitled "destrucitionism" by adam (troopa349) this is a link to it! I saw this on albinoblacksheep.com a while ago under the same name, sir!

At 6/6/06 06:09 AM, -dng- wrote: sir, I come with a report of a stolen entry entitled "destrucitionism" by adam (troopa349) this is a link to it! I saw this on albinoblacksheep.com a while ago under the same name, sir!

Good work, Private, it has been marked for administrative review. But your name sounded unfamiliar to me, so I checked the roster and you are currently not a member. You do fit the requirements, so I recommend you go to the Elite Guard Barracks Forums, read the FAQ and register so that you can qualify as a member.

At 6/6/06 03:39 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I never need a second over 6 hours but I can go through some nights with no sleep...

Same here, problem is during night few flashes are submitted, and I normally sleep during the day so I miss all those flashes submitted during the day.(which are like 3x the amount that those during the night)

The dust settled, C0GMA casually refilled his clip full of blamunition. Lieutenant General Ghost_Phantom stood behind him, inspecing the corpse of the latest kill.

A nice shot, First Lieutenant. Ghost_Phantom patted his pocket, thoughtfully.

Why thank you, sir. I'm only doing a job here, I just like doing it well.

Here, take this, you've earned it. Ghost_Phantom passed across a badge to C0GMA.

But this is a Captain's badge, sir. I am but a first lieutenant.

Congratulations, Captain. Ghost_Phantom walked off among the corpses of the portal battlefield

At 6/6/06 06:57 AM, C0GMA wrote: Congratulations, Captain. Ghost_Phantom walked off among the corpses of the portal battlefield

So I reward murder? How un-alarming. Any way, congratulations on your new rank.

At 6/6/06 07:01 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: So I reward murder? How un-alarming. Any way, congratulations on your new rank.

Well, it seems that you're one of the only ranking officers who still talks to me :( I thought I'd pay my own unique tribute :)

Daily report

Blams: 39
Saves: 21
Total B/P: 60
Posts: 9

And to celebrate the special 6/6/06 day today, I have submitted a flash for today. Enjoy. Happy 666 day soldiers!

At 6/6/06 07:06 AM, C0GMA wrote: Well, it seems that you're one of the only ranking officers who still talks to me :( I thought I'd pay my own unique tribute :)

I'm touched, though that might be gas... Well I already finished my huge General and Supreme Commander stories so I might find a place for you as well, I have just the one.

At 6/6/06 07:17 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I'm touched, though that might be gas... Well I already finished my huge General and Supreme Commander stories so I might find a place for you as well, I have just the one.

Why do I get the feeling I might be playing TurdClock to your Strawberry clock in the great clock metaphor that is life?

:P

At 6/6/06 07:23 AM, C0GMA wrote: Why do I get the feeling I might be playing TurdClock to your Strawberry clock in the great clock metaphor that is life?

Surprisingly no, your character will be mentioned several times through out my Supreme commander story ( 5. 25 pages on Word ) and will be of great value to the main character, though you do die later on and yet, it is a honorable demise.

At 6/6/06 07:25 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Surprisingly no, your character will be mentioned several times through out my Supreme commander story ( 5. 25 pages on Word ) and will be of great value to the main character, though you do die later on and yet, it is a honorable demise.

That will have to be the death of my alt, obviously :P Maybe that's when I get ressurected as Coop83

I am so l333t!!

-Casualty-, I have been admiring your signature pic for some time now. I need to ask, did you make it or did someone else make it? If you made it, could you possibly make me the same one except with a Staff Sergeant badge? And if you did not make it, then could you please tell me who made it so I could make a request?

Yeah, I've gotten kind of tired of my current signature pic.

elite gurad private requesting to join sir

At 6/6/06 11:51 AM, generalmario wrote: elite gurad private requesting to join sir

Welcome aboard, Private generalmario. I'd say judging by your record that you tend towards being against the negative aspects of the flash submitted by people. (Lots of blams, very few saves)

At 6/6/06 11:51 AM, generalmario wrote: elite gurad private requesting to join sir

Welcome to the Barracks son. You first task is a simple one, read and under stand this

As for Coop/C0GMA, there is the option that he is trying to be the next person to have EGSC by blams only, sort of, the opposite of Toocool100
( P.S, link might not, sucky pc )

i read and agree to follow the rules

At 6/6/06 03:20 PM, generalmario wrote: i read and agree to follow the rules

Good, so welcome to the club. You will catch up on almost all of our details in the forums. Sign up there and Eagle shall validate you ASAP.

At 6/6/06 03:20 PM, generalmario wrote: i read and agree to follow the rules

Welcome to The Elite Guard Barracks I notice that you make a lot of one line posts try not to do that here.

may i ask does it cost anything to sign up
or not?

At 6/6/06 03:37 PM, generalmario wrote: may i ask does it cost anything to sign up
or not?

One dollar a month, by giving us your credit card number and hope we don't steal.

Of course it's free, if we charged there wouldn't be 68 registered people, there would be...1? maybe...

It's free.

ok i signed up what do i do next

At 6/6/06 03:52 PM, generalmario wrote: ok i signed up what do i do next

wait. Soon EagleRock will validate you ( I already IM'ed him ). and then you can search through things, get an organized profile, read about stuff, get to know more. And then back to hanging and B/Ping with the rest of us.

Oh...And if I may, try your very best, from now on, to make sure almost every post is a little longer than your usual ones, I understand you don't have that much to say but it may seem like spam, and if you read the spam article of the FAQ, you know why you shouldn't do it.

i got a mail from the site you told me to read the faq and i signed then got a email from the site telling me that i need to vist another site to activate it.

At 6/6/06 04:06 PM, generalmario wrote: i got a mail from the site you told me to read the faq and i signed then got a email from the site telling me that i need to vist another site to activate it.

So do it, I promise we won't charge you a thing, it's just a basic action to activate your account.