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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 17:07:03


It's been awhile since I last posted here, I've been quite busy just fucking around etc. Anyway a quick catch-up and then I'm out again for a week.

At 5/28/06 02:53 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Oh god. Today's not a good B/P day for me at all. I got up one hour ago, from staying up too late last night.

That happens to me alot too, it's kinda annoying though since I always wake up at like 9am but roll over and go back to sleep for a few more hours... so much b/p missed. =(

At 5/29/06 05:31 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:
And the best thing is that I am now in the top 50! :D

Must be nice to be on the official list, and being able to track those around you daily...

Fuck I'm so looking forward to that luxury. Congrats!

At 5/29/06 04:58 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
But I'll be around. Think of it as being banned from posting, reviewing, and voting. I can still see everything, but cant interact...you know what I mean...

Your taking it pretty well, if I had all that happen to me so sudden I'd probibly just give up on NG and you guys would never hear from me again. =P

Anyway nice to hear from you again.

At 5/29/06 06:30 PM, WastedWizard wrote:
Now I'm having to have a operation and if it fuck's up I might not walk again. That is a very short version of it. I am still upbeat though.

Best of luck with your operation, I'm sure you'll turn out fine. =)

At 5/29/06 10:31 PM, LKnight wrote:
After days of b/p-ing, I'd finally like to join please.

It's great to have such an active user in the Barracks. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

At 5/30/06 11:15 AM, -Casualty- wrote:
Muhahaha another member on NG Log >:) My masterplan will soon be completed! Muhahaha

I need to ask you something on AIM one day, remind me about that if I keep forgeting. =|

At 5/30/06 04:20 PM, FR0GMA wrote:

Man your alias is really gay, like come on. Grow the fuck up! And don't you even think about passing me in b/p either! >=(

At 6/1/06 01:33 AM, EagleRock wrote:
...that he was a Lieutenant General.

Heh, another fun story. Thanks. =)

At 6/3/06 05:01 AM, B0GMA wrote:
Afro told me to use the name B0GMA, and so I did.

I give into peer pressure far too easily...

At 6/3/06 01:50 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
The list has been updated.

Thanks JoKeR. I noticed Slash didn't gain any b/p this week, I hope he gets better soon. ;_;

At 6/3/06 05:29 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Thoughts?

Haha, it's pretty good. I wouldn't go singing that in public though but an EGB theme song is an interesting thought. =)

At 6/4/06 04:51 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Damn when is Slash getting back

He must still be in hospital. Did you see this yet?

and what happen to Major_punk or M0GMA he has not posted here in a while!

Even though I don't post as often as some of you guys I'm still lurking and keeping myself updated with the Barracks. This trend of me posting weekly will probibly continue through the summer since I really only stay inside on NG during the winter.

So yeah, see you guys next Sunday then. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 17:10:01


At 6/4/06 04:58 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
It seems everyone is going into early retirement and personally I don't blame them.

...Retirement?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 17:11:02


At 6/4/06 04:39 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Opinion seconded... I just got my new rank your now looking at an Elite Guard General I only got one rank to go.
To bad it will take forever.

Congrats, though that is the hardest rank, and you've just got the biggest VP boost ever, 7%. More than any other rank. About 2 weeks before I'm there too. But at least me and Eagle make cool level up stories </envy>.

As for World Famous, simple reminder of our shaky history in that area is always helpful. And as for the sun shine crew, I think we should get some one to be the gudge, Wade maybe? But any admin would do...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 17:19:29


At 6/4/06 05:10 PM, M0GMA wrote:
At 6/4/06 04:58 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
It seems everyone is going into early retirement and personally I don't blame them.
...Retirement?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never.

newsflash for you I did retire from blamming flash movies I will never blam another flash movie as long as I am on NG

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 17:43:01


At 6/4/06 05:00 PM, worldfamous wrote:
At 6/4/06 04:51 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Thanks but it will take a while because I need 4,500 (less now) B/P points for it that will take about five weeks at my rate.
only 5 weeks? geeze it will take me 5 just to get through each of the 2000 gaps. the general-supreme commander will take me quite some time to work through. much longer than it will take you.

It may take longer for you but at least it seems you have more of a life then me anyway.

Winner of the losers.

At 6/4/06 05:07 PM, M0GMA wrote::

At 6/3/06 01:50 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
The list has been updated.
Thanks JoKeR. I noticed Slash didn't gain any b/p this week, I hope he gets better soon. ;_;

Yeah it was odd seeing him not getting any points.

At 6/4/06 04:51 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Damn when is Slash getting back
He must still be in hospital. Did you see this yet?

No I didn't see that hopefully he gets better soon.

and what happen to Major_punk or M0GMA he has not posted here in a while!
Even though I don't post as often as some of you guys I'm still lurking and keeping myself updated with the Barracks. This trend of me posting weekly will probibly continue through the summer since I really only stay inside on NG during the winter.

So yeah, see you guys next Sunday then. =)

ok See you next week.

At 6/4/06 05:10 PM, M0GMA wrote:
At 6/4/06 04:58 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
It seems everyone is going into early retirement and personally I don't blame them.
...Retirement?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never.

That makes two of us.

Has it been a week all ready!
At 6/4/06 05:11 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/4/06 04:39 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Opinion seconded... I just got my new rank your now looking at an Elite Guard General I only got one rank to go.
To bad it will take forever.
Congrats, though that is the hardest rank, and you've just got the biggest VP boost ever, 7%. More than any other rank. About 2 weeks before I'm there too. But at least me and Eagle make cool level up stories </envy>.

Thanks oh you want a story ok..
Here is the half assed story of my rank up
Once upon a time a guy named JoKeR_ADT he was in a fight and he beat the shit out of someone and was promoted for it. The end
:Oh yeah top that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 19:58:47


At 6/4/06 05:43 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Thanks oh you want a story ok..
Here is the half assed story of my rank up
Once upon a time a guy named JoKeR_ADT he was in a fight and he beat the shit out of someone and was promoted for it. The end
Oh yeah top that.

I don't think I CAN top that. That wins. Congrats on your rankup, too!

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To those interested in the podcast, I'm finally editing it. I apologize in that I have to remove some of the funny stuff, but I really have no choice when it comes to this. Some stuff was such poor quality (in terms of the connection), so I had to remove a lot. All of the stuff we said was great (with the exception of when we complained about the connection ;-), so it should be pretty good in the end. I'm currently editing the Barracks News section, and will see how much time we end up with. Updates will follow.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 21:36:04


At 6/4/06 07:58 PM, EagleRock wrote: I don't think I CAN top that. That wins. Congrats on your rankup, too!

You know it's the best story ever. Thanks for the congrats.

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To those interested in the podcast, I'm finally editing it.

I wish I had a clue on what your talking about?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 22:10:30


At 6/4/06 09:36 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: You know it's the best story ever. Thanks for the congrats.

very true. mine were bad, thats why i quit doing them :(

I wish I had a clue on what your talking about?

eagle got the idea a few days back to start a barracks podcast, recorded with ACTUAL members of the barracks talking about ACTUAL things that happen. a few members (nicluding himself and ghost phantom) recorded footage for the first episode the other night using skype and now hes in the editing process. i for one am interested to hear how it turns out. the last few pages (four or five) have explanations as to whats going on.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 22:12:42


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 22:26:16


At 6/4/06 09:36 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
I wish I had a clue on what your talking about?

DUDE? how could you not keep up on the up comming podcast for all of us Barracks members to hear. I was in it (and sounded like a dag-gone newbie) and was freaking halarious. Ghost_Phantom was joking at me for my alias, AND being the lowest ranked officer in the podcast. You missed out on so much fun man, I wish you were there at that time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 23:05:14


At 6/4/06 10:10 PM, worldfamous wrote:
At 6/4/06 09:36 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: You know it's the best story ever. Thanks for the congrats.
very true. mine were bad, thats why i quit doing them :(

I'm sure if you but some thought into it...actually if you put no thought into it your story will still be better then mine.

I wish I had a clue on what your talking about?
eagle got the idea a few days back to start a barracks podcast, recorded with ACTUAL members of the barracks talking about ACTUAL things that happen. a few members (nicluding himself and ghost phantom) recorded footage for the first episode the other night using skype and now hes in the editing process. i for one am interested to hear how it turns out. the last few pages (four or five) have explanations as to whats going on.

So was the conversation done with text or vocally and where will it be when it's done?

At 6/4/06 10:26 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote:
At 6/4/06 09:36 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
I wish I had a clue on what your talking about?
DUDE? how could you not keep up on the up comming podcast for all of us Barracks members to hear.

Quit an easy question to answer!

Lazy
I was in it (and sounded like a dag-gone newbie) and was freaking halarious. Ghost_Phantom was joking at me for my alias, AND being the lowest ranked officer in the podcast. You missed out on so much fun man, I wish you were there at that time.

Well from the way you put it sounds like it was a vocal conversation and I don't have a mic for my computer.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-04 23:38:23


thats pretty much why i stopped writing little stories for my promotions. inspiration never really hit and they always sounded lame to me. i dont know about everyone else.

i fail :(

as for the podcast, i wasnt involved in this airing. i might try to be sooner or later, but it probably wouldnt be possible until college starts. then i can do whatever the hell i want!

woot!

but from what i hear, it was all done vocally. im not quite sure how it works, but with a mic, headphones and skype you can set up conferences online and such. ill ask eagle, ghost or agent smith to fill you in from here. they know far better than i do. i guess the last question i have about it was did those involved have fun?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 00:02:50


Daily Report For 6/4/06

Start: 11,276 Blams/5,848 Saves
End: 11,355 Blams/5,902 Saves
Total: 79 Blams/54 Saves (133 Total)

Next Rank: 243 Until Colonel (Est. Date: Tuesday 6/6/06)

Good Hunting, Everyone.

Congratulations to JoKeR_ADT for making General.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 01:10:24


At 6/4/06 10:26 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Ghost_Phantom was joking at me for my alias,

That I can't do, Andersson on the other hand, can.

AND being the lowest ranked officer in the podcast.

Ok, that I can do... But Pingu was there and he has the same rank as you, no one laughed at him. So... It's personal :-D, but he did go through more trouble to be there while you were on Skype on for 20 minutes and and didn't find us till I called you....

You missed out on so much fun man, I wish you were there at that time.

Too bad many of my joke lines will be lost because of the connection but oh well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 04:07:34


Coop83 Report 05.06.06
Blams: 8,596 (+17)
Saves: 3,831 (+9)
Total: 12,427 (+26)
Points to EG Captain: 73
Rankup date: 07.06.06

I need 2 really big days to cope with my sub-par day yesterday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 04:40:16


madknts B/P update:
BLAMS: 2079
SAVES: 606
TOTAL: 2685

current rank: Elite Guard Corporal
B/P till Elite Guard Sergeant 315.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 04:45:46


At 6/5/06 04:40 AM, madknt wrote: madknts B/P update:

Technically you are not a member, but if you wish to keep track of your stats and post here I suggest you make it official and join us. Considering your contribution with some signature pics we would love to have you as a member.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 04:47:37


At 6/5/06 04:45 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Considering your contribution with some signature pics we would love to have you as a member.

Technically, that constitutes a nomination for membership. I'll second that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 05:20:15


At 6/5/06 04:47 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 6/5/06 04:45 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Considering your contribution with some signature pics we would love to have you as a member.
Technically, that constitutes a nomination for membership. I'll second that.

I also think madknt should join


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 05:28:11


At 6/5/06 05:20 AM, -Casualty- & Coop83 wrote:
Technically, that constitutes a nomination for membership. I'll second that.
I also think madknt should join

Well then, that settles it, as long as madknt first posts and agrees to join, he may become a member.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 05:53:08


At 6/4/06 06:11 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/4/06 Report - As of 0555 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #476 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3746 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2175 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 79 points until Master Sergeant

6/5/06 Report - As of 0540 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #476 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3755 +9 from yesterday
Saves: 2177 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 68 points until Master Sergeant

At this rate, I'll be promoted by the end of the week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 07:40:52


At 6/5/06 07:24 AM, Ichimanako wrote: Right sir, i want to be one of your army's infantry

Greetings, Private Ichimanako, to the Elite Guard Barracks (yay, finally, a fellow Lithuanian!). You might want to read up on the Elite Guard Barracks Forums FAQ, and register so EagleRock can qualify you as a full member. EGB forums are here.

By the way, whatever happened to the old innitiation picture? I believe it said something like "Welcome to the EGB, where chances are, everyone has a higher rank than you!" or something.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 08:00:33


At 6/5/06 07:49 AM, Ichimanako wrote:
Jeeej, i'm now registering. THank you, now i'm going to blam something, to reach next B/P level. I hope it never takes me ages.

Your welcome, but just wait until you reach the 1,000 point gaps, and it just keeps getting harder, and harder...
It will take you ages :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 08:17:17


At 6/5/06 05:28 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Well then, that settles it, as long as madknt first posts and agrees to join, he may become a member.

sure, why not.
i have been doing some B/Ping lately as the forum has been well below its amusing average lately.
ill keep in touch with the club.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 08:37:10


At 6/5/06 08:17 AM, madknt wrote: sure, why not.
i have been doing some B/Ping lately as the forum has been well below its amusing average lately.
ill keep in touch with the club.

Great, you will be added to the roster. As for Ichimanako, sorry I wasn't here to welcome you but this whole shithole of a country suffered an hour and a half power outage because there are just too many stuff to power and not enough power stations. God I hate it here...


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 08:46:30


At 6/5/06 08:17 AM, madknt wrote:
sure, why not.
i have been doing some B/Ping lately as the forum has been well below its amusing average lately.
ill keep in touch with the club.

Welcome to the EGB Madknt. I didn't think I would be seeing you around here. I'm sure you will bring an intresting change. Hope you enjoy it. See you around.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 10:08:32


At 6/5/06 07:49 AM, Ichimanako wrote:
At 6/5/06 07:40 AM, KungFuCow wrote:
At 6/5/06 07:24 AM, Ichimanako wrote: Right sir, i want to be one of your army's infantry
Greetings, Private Ichimanako, to the Elite Guard Barracks (yay, finally, a fellow Lithuanian!). You might want to read up on the Elite Guard Barracks Forums FAQ, and register so EagleRock can qualify you as a full member. EGB forums are here.
Jeeej, i'm now registering. THank you, now i'm going to blam something, to reach next B/P level. I hope it never takes me ages.

welcome new member it is nice to have another member in our growing family whatever you can do for the portal wheather it be 1000 B/P or just 1 is good. Have fun out there

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 10:08:42


At 6/5/06 08:17 AM, madknt wrote: stuff

Welcome, Elite Guard Corporal madknt! It's good to have you in our army!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 10:38:46


Daily report

Blams: 68
Saves: 38
Total B/P: 106
Posts: 14

At 6/4/06 05:07 PM, M0GMA wrote: Fuck I'm so looking forward to that luxury. Congrats!

Thanks!

I give into peer pressure far too easily...

Shame on you...But I like your name! :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-05 11:04:29