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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 19:00:06


At 5/24/06 06:24 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: I grew tired of my sergeant major badge and traded it in for a Praporshchik badge because it just feels so much better.

Hehe swell, praporshchik was a great badge to have, tis the first of the beginning of getting golden badges (although there is a police badge that is gold =P). Looks good though eh?

I stumbled upon something most peculiar this afternoon. The underdog submission has been blammed and ter odly enough it still holds its title as the underdog. Interesting as I have never heard of a submission being blammed once it has passed the portal. If at all curious its in the flash portal under where the rewards are highlighted. Anyway Happy hunting.

Yeah, I believe it was deleted due to mass reviewing. Look at it, there are one liners (well I dont know if they actually are one line, maybe half liners =P) with all 10's basically all over the place, so I guess it was deleted for cheating to get Underdog.

And nice to see our new member Piccardo joining =).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 19:22:13


been a long time since i made a post in here. ive been kind of busy with school stuff as its getting ready to end and i can finally look towards college.

so for now id like to congratulate everyone on their recent acheivements, especially harryjarry for brigadier general (almost there!), warhammer for praporshick (the gold medals definitely dont go as quickly) and punisher for Lt. Colonel (starting in the 2000 gaps. shouldnt take you too long though).

also, id like to extend warm welcomes to -tkinney- and piccardo. were always kind and accepting to new members, and i hope your stay is enjoyable here in the barracks.

At 5/24/06 05:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You still have the forums if you ever need to chat or freshen up on things, post there if you need a brief, I'm practically the only one still there...

i try to show up and post in the forums whenever possible. things over there have been pretty slow, and id like them to pick up again. i wonder if casualty is working on his idea for a new, improved website.

anyway, congratulations and welcome (to those that apply).

less that 100 till captain. but for now 1st Lt. face_on_fire

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 19:35:31


At 5/24/06 06:24 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
At 5/24/06 05:45 PM, Piccardo wrote: Hello, everyone!
May I join the Elite Guard Barracks?
An Ng user at the top 50 most experience points wants to join us? What an honour. Hello and welcome to the Elite Guard Barracks and thats all I can say for now because I usually let someone finish the rest but welcome.

It's an honour to be here!

I stumbled upon something most peculiar this afternoon. The underdog submission has been blammed.

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Intresting, try contacting Wade, or someone to get it back!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 20:09:49


At 5/24/06 07:35 PM, Piccardo wrote: It's an honour to be here!

It's an honor to have you with us. Hope you will be active here, I believe you are our highest of Exp level member, second is ~X~...I think.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 20:37:05


At 5/23/06 07:12 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
(Functional Genomics if that means anything to anyone-yuck!)

Sounds like a completely different language to me. =P

At 5/24/06 05:03 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
Just so the barracks will know, I will for the most part be inactive. My dad blocked NG from the home server until at least the end of june.

I hate it when things like that happen, such a pain in the ass. So what happened?

At 5/24/06 05:15 PM, -tkinney- wrote:
Elite Guard Private tkinney reporting for duty

Hello and welcome, (your profile message is awesome =)

At 5/24/06 05:19 PM, harryjarry wrote:
Hello all, I just figured I should drop in and report my new rank.
Elite Guard Brigadier General ^_^_^_^_^_^.

Only a 500 difference now, wha?

Just because of you I'm taking the day off school tommorow to get a few more hours of precious b/p time, these 'half days' your getting is just killing me.

Oh btw congrats on the Rank up. (nearly forgot) =P

At 5/24/06 05:45 PM, Piccardo wrote:
Hello, everyone!
May I join the Elite Guard Barracks?

Great to have you here, Master Sergeant!

Keep blamming and protecting and you can potentially have the highest voting power in the Barracks! ^_^

At 5/24/06 06:24 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
I grew tired of my sergeant major badge and traded it in for a Praporshchik badge because it just feels so much better.

I wish it was that easy for me...

Gratz!
At 5/24/06 08:09 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
I believe you are our highest of Exp level member, second is ~X~...I think.

Second is nimmer, hasn't been here in an awful long time though. ;_;

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 20:45:50


At 5/24/06 08:37 PM, Major_Emo wrote: Second is nimmer, hasn't been here in an awful long time though. ;_;

Is Wylo a member, because if he is he a pretty good shot too. But we don't get too many level 23 members now do we?


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 21:44:37


At 5/24/06 08:45 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Is Wylo a member, because if he is he a pretty good shot too. But we don't get too many level 23 members now do we?

i dont remember wylo being a member, but i could be wrong. anyway yea nimmer is second and we definitely do not get ANY level 23 members here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 22:25:59


Hey man, if we can get Shrapnel to join us in the Barracks, we would be set for a while. But, Pimp and Humantarget52 are so close to getting a private badge, it's not funny. But again, it's real nice to have someone who's level 23 to join us. Hopefully we will be a good influence on you.

/Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 22:32:14


the underdog has many bad reviews and someone made a bunch of alts giving it all 10 abusive reviews. the thing was mass reviewed into the underdog spot from what I saw

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 22:39:26


At 5/24/06 10:32 PM, Littlewashu wrote: the underdog has many bad reviews and someone made a bunch of alts giving it all 10 abusive reviews. the thing was mass reviewed into the underdog spot from what I saw

What happens to the account of the mass-voters will they get deleted?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 22:42:07


At 5/24/06 10:39 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

What happens to the account of the mass-voters will they get deleted?

I would say yes, that person who took their time to do all that harm, and trouble, would most likely to get their account deleted. It would not be fair if that person would continue doing crap like that in NG.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 23:08:41


Sorry double post

Stolen Flash

Origional Flash

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 23:16:54


At 5/24/06 11:08 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Sorry double post

Stolen Flash

Origional Flash

Its not stolen it has the same author in both sites Seth Wooten.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-24 23:19:15


At 5/24/06 11:16 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

Its not stolen it has the same author in both sites Seth Wooten.

Well, I guess you are right, so I was too hasty, well, there goes my whistle point. *makes flushing noise* I thought it wasn't the origional author but, it's my fault so, ignore my "stolen/origional" from above.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 00:11:54


Daily Report For 5/24/05

Start: 10,251 Blams/5,278 Saves
End: 10,335 Blams/5,330 Saves
Total: 84 Blams/52 Saves (136 Total)

Next Rank: 1,835 Until Colonel

Cogratulations To:
harryjarry for making Brigadier General
Warhammer_40K for making Praporshchik

Welcome to Private -tkinney- and Master Sergeant Piccardo

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 02:41:45


At 5/24/06 10:25 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: But, Pimp and Humantarget52 are so close to getting a private badge, it's not funny.

I think they haven't got b/p for a long while already, so I don't think they're "dangerous".


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 04:29:15


Coop83 Morning Report
Blams: 8,292 (+18)
Saves: 3,660 (+17)
Total: 11,952 (+35)
Points Until EG Captain: 548

A slow day for me yesterday, because of lots of office work and an evening of catching pneumonia from playing cricket in the rain.

Bruises: 6 (+1)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 05:18:52


Bahamut-'s Daily report

Blams: 7
Saves: 6
B/P: 13
B/P until EGSC: 60. Either today or tomorrow now!

At 5/24/06 11:01 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: So have I but considering that flash had 200 views seconds later makes a little more difficult to catch.

Oh...Now I see the specialty. :O

At 5/24/06 05:19 PM, harryjarry wrote: Elite Guard Brigadier General ^_^_^_^_^_^.

Congrats on getting to the first General rank!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 05:54:29


Just got me flash pro 8, and a certain Macromedia keygen... So basically I'll be learning flash now instead of reading books and stuff, yay.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 06:08:52


At 5/24/06 06:08 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 5/24/06 Report - As of 0550 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #480 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3688 +1 from yesterday
Saves: 2149 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 163 points until Master Sergeant

5/25/06 Report - As of 0535 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #480 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3691 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2149 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 160 points until Master Sergeant


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 07:42:57


At 5/25/06 05:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Just got me flash pro 8, and a certain Macromedia keygen... So basically I'll be learning flash now instead of reading books and stuff, yay.

yay! I learned a lot from trying and practicing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 10:15:32


origional flash

stolen flash

This time, I think this is not the origional author

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 10:58:41


At 5/25/06 10:15 AM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: origional flash

stolen flash

This time, I think this is not the origional author

I knew it! How could a dude without a profile or site make something like that. But I couldn't find the original file...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 11:26:18


Well, guys, after reading all of your posts and being banned for the "incident," it's good to be back, and I hope you can all forgive me. A lot of stuff has happened in the past few days. I have gained enough experience for level 11! Also, to boost voting power, I'm now Elite Guard Staff Sergeant! And it was sad that I couldn't post here, but I know I deserved it. So, I still beg for forgiveness and I would also like to welcome our new members -tkinney- and piccardo! You are both valuable members and can't wait to see ya guys around the barracks.

P.S. I have made a story, but will post it later so it doesn't seem like I'm double posting.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 11:29:05


At 5/25/06 11:26 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Well, guys, after reading all of your posts and being banned for the "incident," it's good to be back, and I hope you can all forgive me. A lot of stuff has happened in the past few days. I have gained enough experience for level 11! Also, to boost voting power, I'm now Elite Guard Staff Sergeant! And it was sad that I couldn't post here, but I know I deserved it.

Good to have you back! COngratulations on the level up and the promotion and I'm looking forward to reading your story.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 11:35:41


At 5/25/06 11:29 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Good to have you back! COngratulations on the level up and the promotion and I'm looking forward to reading your story.

Thanks and here it is! Now remember, I'm not a pro at this.
MetalDart was standing on the edge of the Empire State building. Why you may ask? Well that shall be revealed in good time.
MetalDart decided it would be a grand idea to take a stroll around the city and see how the townsfolk are doing. You see my friends; MetalDart was a well known figure in his community. He was one of the highest ranking officials in his town with the rank of “Elite Guard Sergeant.” Many of the kids want to grow up to be like him.
He has earned his new rank a few days ago, but is now recently on a break. He was caught drinking on the job at the Barracks. He was checking up on the local business and seeing if anyone was making a ruckus. “How’s the bakery holding up Mr. McCormick?”
“It’s doing grand! A lot of people have started coming with the beginning of summer and all. What have you been up to?”
“Nothing much. I caused some trouble in the Barracks, and got the whole week off.” Dart chuckled. But inside, he felt sad and even a little heart broken. BEEP BEEP!
“Whoa! That’s my radio going off! Catch ya’ later!” MetalDart dashed off into the distance.
“I swear that boy will go places one day.” Mr. McCormick sighed and went back to work.
“Listen up F*ckFace, there’s a bank robbery at the First MotherF*cking National Bank, so get your ass over there or your fired dammit!” This was MetalDart’s captain (no relation to the EGB officials! =D). He always sweared at the most inappropriate times.
“But I thought I was laid off!?”
“Crime doesn’t take a vacation. GOT THAT!?” MetalDart smiled.
“Gotcha chief. Is there back up at the bank?” He questioned.
“Yeah bitch. We got officers Socially Failed and Agent Smith. Hoping you can show them the motherf*cking ropes and all. They’re new and shit, so help them out.”
“MetalDart out.”
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MetalDart was running to the scene of the bank robbery, when suddenly a man in a ski mask knocked him over. It was one of the robbers from the bank.
“Freeze scumbag!” The culprit neglected him and ran into the Empire State Building. MetalDart chased the culprit all the way up to the top floor. He always caught his culprit, no matter the cost.
Few minutes later, he caught up with the thief.
“FREEZE!” The robber was standing on the edge of the building. “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!”
“You and I are not so different. We both serve the people. You help the townsfolk, I help the bad people.”
“I don’t have a clue who you are. NOW DROP YOUR WEAPON!”
“Fine, I’ll show you what I mean.” The robber took off his mask. MetalDart looked in confusion. He rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn’t wrong. He wished he was.
“I’m you.”
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The culprit looked just like MetalDart. All facial expressions were the same, all scars, except his badge was black and red instead of the standard blue and white. He had a black shirt on; MetalDart was wearing his Barracks uniform.
“Now it’s time to take you out of my life!” The clone jumped at MetalDart and delivered a swift punch to the face. MetalDart wouldn’t stand for that and returned the favor. The clone was pissed and ripped off his uniform.
“My badges! Bastard!” MetalDart was now just left in a black undershirt, identical to the villains.
“Stop right there!” Socially Failed and Agent Smith arrived to the top of the building as well. “What the hell is going on here?!” Socially Failed looked at the two in confusion.
“I’m the real MetalDart! Shoot the imposter!”
“No, I’m the real one!”
“It’s too tough to choose. We’ll have to make a sacrifice in an old movie cliché fashion.” Agent Smith said.
“I’m the real one- No I am- NO I AM- NO I A- SHOOT ALREADY!!!”
BANG!
There was dead silence. Socially Failed fired the gun. They all watched as one of the two’s body fell down. The body hit the ground with a sudden thud. Socially Failed fell to the ground and started sobbing. “What have I done!”
“You made a great choice.” Metal Dart said as he patted him on the back. The real MetalDart put back on his shattered uniform.
“I think you forgot something.” Agent Smith said as he handed MetalDart his old badge. It started to glisten in the sunlight.
“HEY! Look at that! Your rank just leveled up Dart!”
“So it did!” MetalDart smiled as he now put on his new badge, “Elite Guard Staff Sergeant” it read.
“We’re also taking off your ban and welcoming you back to the barracks.” Commander Ghost Phantom walked up to him and patted him on the back.
*sniff*”You guys are the best! Let’s all go to the Juice Bar! I’m paying!”
“HUZZAH!” They all shouted.
MetalDart looked back over the edge. He was confused. There was no body of his clone on the sidewalk.
“Something troubling you there?”
“A little. I don’t think that’s the last we’ve seen of my clone. Oh well, let’s go.” They all left.
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A knock came from the door so MetalDart’s girlfriend answered it.
“You’re back honey! And with a new badge as well!” She pointed at the red and black badge.

FIN


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 12:16:27


update on the Underdog movie that was deleted Wade just explained the reason why it was deleted it turns out I was correct about it Here is the thread were he answers the question

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 12:19:38


At 5/25/06 12:16 PM, Littlewashu wrote: update on the Underdog movie that was deleted Wade just explained the reason why it was deleted it turns out I was correct about it Here is the thread were he answers the question

Yeah, I've seen that. But why don't we get a new one?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 12:24:49


At 5/25/06 12:19 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 5/25/06 12:16 PM, Littlewashu wrote: update on the Underdog movie that was deleted Wade just explained the reason why it was deleted it turns out I was correct about it Here is the thread were he answers the question
Yeah, I've seen that. But why don't we get a new one?

for this week there will be no underdog. you will have to wait until next week for one I seen this happen several times before. the one that ticks me off the most is when the drewventures into drewland one got deleted :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-25 12:29:37


At 5/25/06 12:16 PM, Littlewashu wrote: update on the Underdog movie that was deleted Wade just explained the reason why it was deleted it turns out I was correct about it Here is the thread were he answers the question

So indeed you were right. Well serves those idiots right for trying to steal the UOTW award.


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