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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 10:07:14


At 5/13/06 03:49 AM, Littlewashu wrote: Slash may have had sex in that flash but he still got owned badly. so He chose to kidnapped level 11 littlewashu and now she is gone for good. But level 12 Littlewashu will take her place

Congrats on the level up and like I told Joker ADT the barbed-wire glove is much more badass than the brass knucks and now you're only one level away from getting some real weapons.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 11:20:38


At 5/13/06 03:49 AM, Littlewashu wrote: Slash may have had sex in that flash but he still got owned badly. so He chose to kidnapped level 11 littlewashu and now she is gone for good. But level 12 Littlewashu will take her place

Congrats on your promotion to level 12 littlewashu.... It must be nice now. Keep up your good work.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 12:04:32


2000 blams milestone! Hooray!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 12:42:00


At 5/13/06 12:04 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: 2000 blams milestone! Hooray!

Congrats! And 5000 for me, but I only saw it when I had 5009 lol


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 12:47:30


At 5/13/06 12:42 PM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats! And 5000 for me, but I only saw it when I had 5009 lol

Well, here's something to tide you over.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 12:52:39


At 5/13/06 12:47 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 5/13/06 12:42 PM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats! And 5000 for me, but I only saw it when I had 5009 lol
Well, here's something to tide you over.

holy crap..... your good.....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 13:34:36


At 5/12/06 07:36 PM, Arthur_Goatse wrote: FUCK YOU GOATSE ROCKS MY COCK

If I can remember correctly, your forums got fucked, and you said it was getting boring to be in the Goatse Gang, yet, you come back, spam our thread, it makes you look more pathetic than you aready are.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 13:40:40


At 5/13/06 01:34 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:
At 5/12/06 07:36 PM, Arthur_Goatse wrote: FUCK YOU GOATSE ROCKS MY COCK
If I can remember correctly, your forums got fucked, and you said it was getting boring to be in the Goatse Gang, yet, you come back, spam our thread, it makes you look more pathetic than you aready are.

It's already been established that there will be NO responding to spammers in this thread...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:03:08


At 5/12/06 11:42 AM, -Pingu- wrote: Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail

If only you said it first...you'd have won the prize...

EagleRock: How do you know she is an alt?
-Pingu-: Well, she looks like one!
I'm a bright one aren't I?

Oh, yes.

-Pingu-: Yes, yes, a bit.
You made me support my own argument there. Excellent...

Somehow, you saing that made it funnier than if anyone else did...

Socially-Failed: WELL, SHE TURNED ME INTO A N00B!
EagleRock (pauses): A n00b?
Socially-Failed (long pause): I got better...
I LOVE that part of the movie script...

One of my favorite parts to the Holy Grail movie, too. I'd have to say, n00b fits in perfectly as a substitution to "newt."

EagleRock: Tell me, then. What do we do with alts?
-Pingu-: They get burned!
I have to set myself aflame then for my alts...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeah, well, your alts are declared as an alt... :-) Similar to the Salem Witch Burnings, if you declared yourself as a witch and admitted it, you were okay. If you hid it, you were burned.

-Pingu-: …n00bs!
EagleRock (nods): So, why do alts burn?
Bahamut-: …Be-…because they’re made…of a n00b?
Lol

That line always crached me up. The way that John Cleese said that line was ad-libbed. In fact, when he said it like that, you can see Eric Idle (I think it's him) crack up. It's such a hard conclusion to draw, isn't it?

Ghost_Phantom grabs Mutant_BusterJr from the sidelines.

Ghost_Phantom: Here’s a flamer! You can use him!
EagleRock: Very good! We shall use my largest scales!
Oh my...

I had to get him in there somewhere.

Congratulations on the rank up.

And in mentioning Nimmer...I haven't seen him in a while? Be he on a quest of sorts?

Yes...he's on a quest for obscurity!

At 5/13/06 01:40 PM, -CruX- wrote:
At 5/13/06 01:34 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:
At 5/12/06 07:36 PM, Arthur_Goatse wrote: FUCK YOU GOATSE ROCKS MY COCK
If I can remember correctly, your forums got fucked, and you said it was getting boring to be in the Goatse Gang, yet, you come back, spam our thread, it makes you look more pathetic than you aready are.
It's already been established that there will be NO responding to spammers in this thread...

He meant it as a joke. Just make sure, if you're joking around, to make it clear next time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:15:29


The list has been updated.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:18:57


At 5/13/06 02:15 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Awww. I just hit 3300 right after that. Oh well. All I have to do is get 300 more B/P and I'll pass the next guy. And out of curiosity, what happened to old members like Captain Chu and Kajito or Wizardman? I rarely see them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:19:23


At 5/13/06 02:15 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Well, Im now over 29K B/P. Under 1000 B/P to go and I shall be an EGSC. I guess this'll take me two weeks to get there. Somewhere before June. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:20:51


At 5/13/06 02:15 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Hard to beleive that i am still on there. Thanks for the update. it is good to see you keeping up with the lists. Thank you.

Sorry it has been so long everyone. I have had some things that I have had to deal with. Not the best couple of weeks. I should have more time now. I have read up on all the pages I have missed to I believe I am currently up to date. If there is anything major should be aware of please let me know. It's good to be back.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:34:13


At 5/13/06 02:15 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

More good news I see... I'm sure members here would agree that medical work should be done with much care, yet I get a fucking call at 9 PM that gives me a freaking stroke, I can't say much, but I will say this, I might just sue the pants off a certain hospital.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:38:50


At 5/13/06 02:34 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I'm sure members here would agree that medical work should be done with much care

Indeed

yet I get a fucking call at 9 PM that gives me a freaking stroke

You're pregnant again aren't you?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:45:13


At 5/13/06 02:15 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Yay and thanks!

At 5/13/06 12:47 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 5/13/06 12:42 PM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats! And 5000 for me, but I only saw it when I had 5009 lol
Well, here's something to tide you over.

lol thanks! I couldn've done that, but I'm too lazy. thanks!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 14:50:14


At 5/13/06 02:15 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

No!!!! You have to re-update, I just made Sergeant!

Anyways, I'm ranked 1, 091, so I'm close to being in the top 1, 000. But update again!

Time to change my signature picture.

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 15:37:21


Meh...the portal has slowed down to a crawl ever since late morning. There was like around 20 UJ flashes then, now there's like 5 :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 15:47:52


At 5/13/06 03:37 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Meh...the portal has slowed down to a crawl ever since late morning. There was like around 20 UJ flashes then, now there's like 5 :(

#1: Yeah, I know. Is the portal broken? lol
#2: I am going to try to do better then what I did in Blams and Saves. Check it out at the top 300 in blams and saves. I only had like around 200 in total and Lidov is about to pass me. Noo!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 15:51:53


At 5/13/06 02:15 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Thanks, and nice job on it =).

You have been doing a great job on it.

Major_punk and me are still next to each other and he has slowed down a bit =O.

ZOGM BIG DAEL@!!!1

School is almost out for me I have about 2 weeks, and the last week is like all half days or something ^_^_^_^. I should be able to keep a much nicer pace and maybe get a star one week =O.

Hopefully, mebbe

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 16:26:33


How much does Macromedia Flash cost? I want to buy it with my birthday money (if I have enough). So, what's the best price?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 20:47:31


So it's about $700. I'm one fourth of the way there, not counting money I have saved in the bank. I may use my birthday money towards it and may start a flash soon. I already used my 30 day trial, and I wasted it just playing around.

*sigh*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 21:15:56


So, how had everyone's day been so far? The portal has been active pretty much all day I've already managed to get 110 B/P's and I probably shoud have more and I also got a new rank now I'm Elite Guard First Lieutenant.

Anyways,back to the portal for me
Happy Hunting!
Salutes!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 21:19:31


At 5/13/06 09:15 PM, pepeatumi wrote: So, how had everyone's day been so far? The portal has been active pretty much all day I've already managed to get 110 B/P's and I probably shoud have more and I also got a new rank now I'm Elite Guard First Lieutenant.

Anyways,back to the portal for me
Happy Hunting!
Salutes!!

Congraulations on your promotion on First Lieutenant. Keep that medal nice and shiny...I guess. Um, the activity is much better now on the portal. Now some of the flash have a better definition of what is "bad" and "good." I was here ealier, and was way too freaking close to call. Still, I have over 300 B/P until my next promotion...*sight*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 21:25:56


My day is fine so far. 86 B/P with 23 under judgement. I might do some reviews later, and I haven't been on for a few hours.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 21:31:03


Oh wow, way too many spelling mistakes on my previous post. Continuing from my previous post, I had to work again, so I'm averaging about 50 B/P. Well, I need the money anyways, so I can be here all day and get paid at work at the same time. You guys that can get 100+ B/P per day are very fortunate. But, it's what the EGBs is made of, so again, it may take me a while to catch up to some of you...(especially you -MetalDart-).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 21:32:35


At 5/13/06 09:31 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Oh wow, way too many spelling mistakes on my previous post. Continuing from my previous post, I had to work again, so I'm averaging about 50 B/P. Well, I need the money anyways, so I can be here all day and get paid at work at the same time. You guys that can get 100+ B/P per day are very fortunate. But, it's what the EGBs is made of, so again, it may take me a while to catch up to some of you...(especially you -MetalDart-).

Dag-gone-it.... I meant "I can't work and be here at the same time." Sorry for the double post, I guess I'm not being myself today.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 21:35:51


At 5/13/06 09:31 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: (especially you -MetalDart-).

Well yeah. As of now, there is a difference of 603 B/P points and I'm pretty active. You joined a year before me and I'm ahead of you. You may pass me, but when summer comes, I'll be active a lot more. So, best of luck in passing me.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-13 21:39:02


At 5/13/06 09:35 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 5/13/06 09:31 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: (especially you -MetalDart-).
Well yeah. As of now, there is a difference of 603 B/P points and I'm pretty active. You joined a year before me and I'm ahead of you. You may pass me, but when summer comes, I'll be active a lot more. So, best of luck in passing me.
Salutes

Pffft, there's no way of me passing you if you are determined to keep up that kind of pace. The summer is going to be really funky for me, college especially.