At 5/6/06 12:22 PM, MetalDart wrote: I don't know why, but I feel a little tired of Newgrounds. The blamming and saving gets a little old, writing reviews for a while kind of gets bothersome IF you write long ones instead of "Lol this rocked. Gewd job." The EXP system takes a long time to do, but when you get to that level, you got it for good. And also, this forum moves a little slow and part of me wants to bump it just so I can keep responding. So, I still love Newgrounds, I just seem a little tired since I haven't upgraded in a while.

And Bonus Stage will probably say "Quit bitchin noob >:U" which I will still find funny. :D

Quit you whinning man

No, you have every reason to feel that way. There are always spots where things get slow and you start to lose interest, and I guaranTEE you EVERYONE has had to deal with the "Crisis of Faith" at least once. This usually happens to me whenever the rank up gets slower but I find a way to stick with it.. You know what WILL help?
Find something to do between blamming/saving, be it off or on the computer..

Personally I like to watch adultswim at adultswimfix.com whenever the portal is slow or whenever I'm just waiting for more to come in XD

If you're losing interest on NG then take a break go out for a while don't worry about B/P's and Reviews just go and I don't know look at the sunset or something then when you feel like coming back keep on doing what you've been doing from the looks of it you just need a break from NG.

At 5/6/06 03:32 AM, Andersson wrote: Daily report:
Blams: 29
Saves: 16
Total B/P: 45.

Damn, that's really slow. :S

The list has been updated.
ThePunisher52 is the first person to get over 1,000 points in a week since I started the list. Maybe I'll make a list of people who got over a 1,000 points?

At 5/6/06 12:28 PM, MetalDart wrote:

At 5/6/06 12:26 PM, Littlewashu wrote: Quit you whinning man

Your right. I should be more ecstatic. From now on, no more complaining! And Washu, is Little Afro an alt of yours, or just a weird fan? I've just seen him/her copying your posts in the abusive reviews section over and over again.

no Littleafro is not my alt. I know who littleafro Is and she is ok with me. the links are different though then mine she just post the same amount of links as i do when i post and I do check them all out each day when they are posted

At 5/6/06 01:11 PM, Bahamut- wrote: Damn, that's really slow. :S

Yes, but it was just a school day! =P

At 5/6/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Thank you! You have corrected my name! =) I got a good amount of B/P thanks to Pico Day and Bank Holiday Monday! Ah, before next week, I shall get 29K B/P!

Just a short notice, if KungFuCow wants me to continue depositing for him I will need him to have his former password, undersdant I have few if any means where I am and understand how much I hate the fact I can't B/P as much as I could so if he wishes me to continue he will need to provide me with minimum means.

Well I passe Donthurtme but its going to be a long while before I pass anyone else.

At 5/6/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Excellent, thanks JoKeR.

Thought about taking some people off to make the list faster to update yet?

Anyway it looks like I'll be ranked #12 for a long time, with Phantom and -Rule- being my closest targets. I also made a small gain on the #13 harryjarry which I'm happy about too. =)

ThePunisher52 is the first person to get over 1,000 points in a week since I started the list.

Yep, very impressive. Gratz!

At 5/6/06 02:11 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Well I passe Donthurtme but its going to be a long while before I pass anyone else.

at the rate youve been moving (assuming you continue that way) it wont be too long before your at the same level i am. theres nobody here in the barracks im close to though. i think the next person is frostbreath with over 13K.

This week has ruined me... I am no longer the man I was, bits and peices remain but I'm now weary and tired. Failed so poorly at B/P, about to be passed again, the pain. Please forgive I was this worthless at the time being...

-CruX-: "How'd you like dinner, baby doll?"

woman: "I liked it alot :)... The show was pretty nice.. haha I liked it when the comedian on stage fell down RIGHT after he was talking about how embarrassing it is to slip in front if someone! Talk about irony!"

-CruX-: "haha... yeah... so... you wanna come in?"

woman: heehee.. I wanna do more than THAT, daddy ;)...

both of them start to kiss, keeping their eyes closed and fumbling at the door knob to get in..

the woman starts to take off CruX's shirt, and gasps at his muscles

woman: *GASP* oh my god! you never told me you were built like an ox!

-CruX-: surprise, baby doll ;).... but this isn't the most important muscle, now is it....

CruX takes her hand and slowly moves it down his pants... her eyes light up at what she's feeling....

woman: mmmmmmm.... did I say an ox? I meant a HORSE!! >:D

the woman pushes him onto the bed. CruX rips off her shirt like the animal that he is and the woman fumbles at his belt with shaking hands, EVENTUALLY taking his pants off. CruX gets on top of her waving his penis in her face

-CruX-: you want this, baby?

woman: YES, DADDY!!!

the woman starts to suck his dick passionately at first, but then faster and faster.

-CruX-: mmmmm yyeaaaahhhh.... fuckkk....

so after oral sex, butt sex, vaginal sex, sex in the bathroom, the roof, the basement, and everywhere else, they end up having one more ride on the bed with the girl on top of him in a reverse cowgirl...

woman: *moans* OH YES!!! mmmmm!!! *more heavy breathing*.... Fuck me harder!!

-CruX-: uugghh... yeah!! I love you, Jennifer!!

the woman stops abruptly

woman: my name's not Jennifer..... >:U

suddenly the ceiling fan falls on -CruX-'s head, impaling him fataly....

woman: NO!!! You CAN'T die!! Where ELSE am I gonna find a guy with a 9 inch penis?!?!?!

suddenly another guy breaks through one of the walls

guy: hey there, sexy lady >:)... How 'bout giving MASTER SERGEANT -CruX- a ride...

woman's attention quickly turns from the dead body on the bead to this new BETTER version of him

woman: OKAY!! :D

and so, Master Sergeant -CruX- started to fuck her, completely oblivious of the dead body that lay on the bed next to them..

At 5/6/06 02:29 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: This week has ruined me... I am no longer the man I was, bits and peices remain but I'm now weary and tired. Failed so poorly at B/P, about to be passed again, the pain. Please forgive I was this worthless at the time being...

woa now sir. dont go emo on us. we dont need any of that in the barracks. werent you just at 90th overall? so you only got passed by one person. youll be back to your old self shortly.

At 5/6/06 02:18 PM, Major_punk wrote:

At 5/6/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Nice update there, and thanks ^-^.

Anyway it looks like I'll be ranked #12 for a long time, with Phantom and -Rule- being my closest targets. I also made a small gain on the #13 harryjarry which I'm happy about too. =)

860 to almost 900 =O, Hehe lets just say I have a little something ready for this week...

ThePunisher52 is the first person to get over 1,000 points in a week since I started the list.

Nice, I doubt I will ever be able to get that but it is a great achievement congrats.

At 5/6/06 02:41 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: -CruX-: "How'd you like dinner, baby doll?"

Congrats on being the first Elite Guard to rank up via a snuff film. Or snuff story. Whatever. lol XD

:salute:

At 5/6/06 03:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 5/6/06 02:41 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: -CruX-: "How'd you like dinner, baby doll?"

Congrats on being the first Elite Guard to rank up via a snuff film. Or snuff story. Whatever. lol XD

salute:

Thank you sir XD

lol but what of our friend down in the lobby, Sergeant Major, -CruX-? How does HE fit in to this story?

Find out in two weeks! >:D

Whistle: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/311428

It crashes your browser.

At 5/6/06 03:10 PM, WastedWizard wrote: Whistle: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/311428

It crashes your browser.

yeah it crashed mine good thng I got back on in time to flag the piece of shit

At 5/6/06 03:10 PM, WastedWizard wrote: Whistle: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/311428

It crashes your browser.

That flash mae me angry, I was in the middle of a long post on another site >=U.

I tried to click it fast (before the whole window loads) so then maybe the flash wouldnt pop-up and it would think I had watched it so I could vote 0 and then flag, but I didnt make it and I had to deal with it all over again.

The second time took a lot longer to recover though, and I didnt get a blam or a flag point for going through it twice!

At 5/6/06 02:41 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:

-CruX-: "How'd you like dinner, baby doll?"

*fap fap fap*

Oh, congrats on becoming a Master Sergeant! ...great story.

*fap fap fap*

At 5/6/06 04:14 PM, BonusStage wrote: -Crux- stole my smiley >:U

BonusStage smileed my steal >:U

At 5/6/06 02:10 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Just a short notice, if KungFuCow wants me to continue depositing for him I will need him to have his former password, undersdant I have few if any means where I am and understand how much I hate the fact I can't B/P as much as I could so if he wishes me to continue he will need to provide me with minimum means.

I no longer wish for you to deposit for me, sir. Not until the end of the month, anyway...

At 5/6/06 04:26 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:

At 5/6/06 04:14 PM, BonusStage wrote: -Crux- stole my smiley >:U

BonusStage smileed my steal >:U

The_Tower_Reversed made a grown man smile >;U

At 5/6/06 01:56 PM, Andersson wrote: Yes, but it was just a school day! =P

Hm, yeah. But I like... gain more blam/save points during school days than a Saturday (For example).

At 5/6/06 11:09 PM, TrantaLock wrote: is this about the elites in halo?

not at all my dear boy!

it's a crew in which rank is decided on one's blamming and protecting skills. Blamming and protecting flash is when you vote on a scale from 0 to 5 on new flashes that just came in... If you protect it (2 to 5) and it gets prtoected, you get a point! And vice versa.

You need at least 1,500 (Elite Guard Private) to meet the requirements to join.

Good luck to you!

End of Day Report (haven't done one of these in a while (0.o):

BP Points:120..

And I don't really review... so.... I guess that's it....

lol

At 5/6/06 11:09 PM, TrantaLock wrote: is this about the elites in halo?

For future knowledge in the C+C, always read the first few pages and last few pages of a club before posting, to know its purpose and see the basic run-down of things, lol.

Day's end report:

160 points. Not bad...not bad at all.
You know what makes me sad? When there's not a news post at the top of the forums, lol. I want to see something BIG happen. I don't even care what...lol. It brings a bit of excitement to nerds like me...

Speaking of excitement, I think a female friend of mine is drunk. And the poor girl is such a lightweight it's not even funny, lol. I think my im conversation with her will be quite interesting.

And speaking of drinking, lol (hey, I'm bored...), they've already decided what to do for my 21st birthday...which is in December, lol. Since I'll be the first of the group to be legal, they plan to get me drunk and then drag me around town and take comprimising pictures of me! lol...oh boy.

Well, out of randomness for now...back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Daily Report For 5/6/05

Start: 8,824 Blams/4,554 Saves
End: 8,945 Blams/4,588 Saves
Total: 121 Blams/34 Saves (155 Total)

Next Rank: 467 Until Major

Congratulations to -CruX- for making Master Sergeant

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

At 5/7/06 12:50 AM, BonusStage wrote: 17!

is today the bithday of our highest b/p member? muchos congratulations to you bonus stage!

At 5/7/06 12:50 AM, BonusStage wrote:

awwwww happy birthday little boy! wanna blow out your candles? awww he's so adorable with his booster chair and his little hat and his teen angst comming to an end pretty soon and his adolescent zit-hurricane coming to an end....

WHO'S A WITTLE BIRFDAY BOY? WHO'S A WITTLE BIRFDAY BOY? WHO'S A WIVEL BEWFDEY BWOY?!?!?!

......BWDHWHEHWEHEHDHEHWH??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

?!?!?!