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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 19:12:08


At 4/23/06 04:46 PM, MetalDart wrote:
At 4/23/06 04:28 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Two boxes having anal sex? ZOMG, I miilked in my trousers. It is so hotttt!!!!! :P Nice try, MetalDart.
Omg you said box lol. But yeah, I'm not going to picture spam. I just like to make others laugh. And Dream of Duke, how is Duke? It seems like a nice place to go to for college.
Lol hope you guys enjoyed.

I studied hard for my SAT test around 2 and half years ago and got a bang. (1550) Plus I did well at my high school as well (straight A's) and my professors also wrote decent comments about me, all the elements made me in a great shape of going to Duke. The reason why I went to Duke instead of Princeton, MIT, or even Harvard was because I did not want to be a robot. The cold fact is that most Harvard/Princeton/MIT students do not do anything but studying 20+ hours per day like robots. I want to do well, study at a good school and have fu at my college life, that's why Duke became my choice. I have two great years there and I am not regretting my decision two years ago about going there instead of Princeton. A high school friend of mine who went there told me that he was completely suffering every single day and it was impossible for him to compete against the Princeton acdemic robots. He is ot having any fun either since the only fun for other Princeton Tigers is to study like robots every day. Saddly, people there are so obseesed with school that they become heartless and ruthless. I may do well at Princeton if I went there, but I doubt that I will have fun, I would likely to miss NG as well since I would not get any time. Printon may be a better school than Duke acdemically, but I refuse to be my books' slave. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 19:13:48


At 4/23/06 03:18 PM, MetalDart wrote: Well, I'm now an Elite Guard Corporal! Hooray.

congratulations on the rank up, soldier :).. I really liked Corporal when I got it.. Made me feel like a double Private, lol...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 19:38:02


At 4/23/06 03:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Expect a flash explaining the whistle rules to be submitted in the next few days.

I will be deity in no tiem!!!1

Star day is fun, I have missed quite a few but I should be on for most of the rest of the day.

Good luck to everyone else on this fien day ^_^.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 19:56:40


XD Slash Firestorm presents the Story of the Day! :-D

I got an instant message, from someone claiming to be the leader of the Hippie Hangout...which I doubt. I'd think the leader of a decent flash group like that wouldn't be as stupid as this. Anyhow, he claimed to be behind my flash being whistled, promising, in ooooh so scary words, that anything I ever submit will be whistled by them, until my account is deleted...like there's a fixed number that gets you deleted, right? Apparently it's because I'm "worse than the Glock Group" (which actually submits decent flash often). Like Wade deletes accounts without checking the flagged movies first. XD

After a lovely conversation mostly consisting of him saying "oh, I'll get you deleted, I read the EGB and see you being a baby about it!" and me saying "I don't care, you can't stop me", he declares "I SHALL E-MAIL WADE AND TELL HIM YOU HAVE ALTS AND YOU SHALL BE DELETED!"

The whole thing gave me a chuckle. Seeing as, even assuming he's telling the truth, I know what will happen. My movies will be cleared, I'll be issued a warning to stop doing the whole alt-submit thing, which I planned to stop doing anyway, and he and anyone who mass whistled my flash will lose points.

So that's the amusing story of the day! :-D
See y'all next time...and still, by the way, expect a flash on Whistle Guidelines in the near future.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 19:59:14


At 4/23/06 07:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: XD Slash Firestorm presents the Story of the Day! :-D

no rest for the overzealous pirate... >:D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 20:02:07


At 4/23/06 07:59 PM, -CruX- wrote:
At 4/23/06 07:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: XD Slash Firestorm presents the Story of the Day! :-D
no rest for the overzealous pirate... >:D

Indeed. :-P
What makes me wonder is, assuming he really is who he says he is (which, again, I doubt), why I'd be singled out. I've never had a problem with the HH...in fact, I like the majority of their movies. Maybe it's the price of being more and more popular. :-P

You know, on the internet... :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 20:07:12


At 4/23/06 08:02 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Indeed. :-P
What makes me wonder is, assuming he really is who he says he is (which, again, I doubt), why I'd be singled out. I've never had a problem with the HH...in fact, I like the majority of their movies. Maybe it's the price of being more and more popular. :-P

You know, on the internet... :-)

You shouldn't worry about it its just a jealous assclown making empty threats I doubt he'll really do anything.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 20:13:08


At 4/23/06 08:07 PM, pepeatumi wrote: You shouldn't worry about it its just a jealous assclown making empty threats I doubt he'll really do anything.

lol, I ain't worried even if he does. Just informing the EGB because 1) it's funny as hell and 2) in case we get any spammer problems from it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 20:56:21


The Elite Guard Barracks, yet again! :o

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 21:01:31


At 4/23/06 08:56 PM, Simba- wrote: The Elite Guard Barracks, yet again! :o

Indeed. Happy Star Day. You may leave now. Thanks.

Slash, this is getting messed up with the flagging of every movie you make. Or in this case, the one Afro_Stud made. It was actually good. Either way, when you submit your whistle rules flash, it will also be flagged probably...


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 21:28:09


At 4/23/06 09:01 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Slash, this is getting messed up with the flagging of every movie you make. Or in this case, the one Afro_Stud made. It was actually good. Either way, when you submit your whistle rules flash, it will also be flagged probably...

lol, I know it's messed up. But I assure you, they will be out of the way eventually. Afro got unfairly flagged due to my being a co-author, and he's 100% innocent of any wrongdoing, so...yeah, lol. They may have made a major mistake.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 21:35:31


At 4/23/06 09:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lol, I know it's messed up. But I assure you, they will be out of the way eventually. Afro got unfairly flagged due to my being a co-author, and he's 100% innocent of any wrongdoing, so...yeah, lol. They may have made a major mistake.

Thats why I coauthored you to see if theyll flag

PS: VOTE (Fair, lol)


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 21:38:25


so im back i droped like 10 spots in the 2 days i was gone. wats up


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 21:56:47


Days end report:
BP: 131
Reviews: a few
replies: a few.

good night


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 22:06:00


Unbelievable. The one Peregrinus submitted got flagged a swell.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 22:09:12


At 4/23/06 10:06 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Unbelievable. The one Peregrinus submitted got flagged a swell.

This is so pathetic and all this because some loser has a grudge against Slash? What a bunch of idiots.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 22:13:59


Indeed. But hey, now that two innocent people, and me, who's like, half an innocent, lol, have been flagged. They aren't going to get away with it forever...hehehe.
Their exercise in futility makes me "lol". :-P

On a side note, should any of them post here (the guy did say he reads the EGB), don't respond, just as you wouldn't for any spammers. I can handle it privatly.

:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 22:39:30



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 22:40:43


Oh, I'm sorry, it got flagged because of morons...

Try the uploads.ungrounded link.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 22:43:31


It got flagged because it was really gay. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 22:49:42


Mmmyes, flagged due to excessive gayity.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-23 23:55:05


excessive gayity...lmao.

looks like you pissed off the wrong people slash. i remember when anything submitted with gost in the coauthor would get flagged. some people just need to go away and lighten up :(

anyways, i hope everyone had a good star day, sorry i've been sort of inactive. some major issues taking place at home, whatever. that aside, i hope everyone has a good fun time b/p'ing ;)

salutes :

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 00:08:21


lol, that's the thing...I didn't do anything to them...or anyone else I can think of. If anything, I'm probably one of the most group-tolerant people around. But if they think they can "protect Newgrounds from my big, bad not-rulebreaking flash" by breaking the rules...lol, they're making a big mistake. Slash doesn't like being told what to do. In fact, it makes Slash want to submit MORE just to spite them...heh.

Day's end report:

202 points. Oh snap. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 00:12:32


Daily Report For 4/23/06

Start: 7,697 Blams/3,865 Saves
End: 7807 Blams/3973 Saves
End: 110 Blams/108 Saves (218 Total)

Next Rank: 720 Until Captain

Congratulations To:
MetalDart for making Corporal
-Rule- for making Major General
Ryan_Kajito for making Private 1st Class

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 00:29:27


Day's End Report:

194 B/P points. There's still 8 movies under judgment so I might still get 200 today I would have gotten to 200 but I had more important stuff to do.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 00:40:23


Well wouldn't you know it, for almost 9 hours my whole city lost power, nothing within miles worked. Cut off, and I missed well over 50 saves after gaining around 250 points. I have to go to school right now but you can believe I'm gonna punch some one very soon just becasue I'm pissed off.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 00:56:24


Daily Report:

ten million blams
five million protections

wow i am so cool!!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 05:50:34


At 4/24/06 12:56 AM, Simba- wrote: wow i am so cool!!!!

I would like to say a few things to you, should you respond in any way but intelligent I will rightfully call a mod and it will be the last we hear of you.

1). As a person you are not only sick but also have some serious problems mentally.
2). As a member of NG you are unwanted, unwelcome and unappreciated, if I had the option I’d choose to tie you down in a meat fridge and wait till you are dead.

And now I am warning that another post in this thread that is anything less than brilliant and by the gods, you will never come back.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 05:59:51


At 4/23/06 05:48 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/23/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #494 +3 from yesterday
Blams: 3511 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2023 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 466 points until Master Sergeant

4/24/06 Report - As of 0520 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #493 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3523 +12 from yesterday
Saves: 2026 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 451 points until Master Sergeant


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-24 08:20:10


At 4/24/06 05:50 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I would like to say a few things to you, should you respond in any way but intelligent I will rightfully call a mod and it will be the last we hear of you.

Probably the best method of telling a n00b to STFU I have ever heard. Ever.

Right the summer is officially here (The cricket is underway and my season starts on Wednesday) That means I'll be living it up outside and offers some flimsy explanation why my average points per day is about to fall.

I'm hoping to make up for that by collecting bucket loads of points when I'm in the office.


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