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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 14:02:29


At 4/10/06 12:15 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: rant about whistling

I understand :( I should have looked better too, and in the futur that will no occur anymore. SIR!

At 4/10/06 01:12 PM, BonusStage wrote: Extremely interesting information about fixit, and I enjoyed learning something today, while not at school. Thanks for the story uncle BS!

(if you don't consider about a month or so to be too much time) but it takes a lot of dedication, and time sitting on your ass ;)

During this holiday, I'm trying to sit on my ass and be dedicated :P It seems to work a bit...

other stuff

yes.
I have just seen that you actually have an incredible B/P per day: 64.787 That's umh... impressive. Keep up the B/P ing!

I just had an orgasm when I saw I only needed 63 points untill next B/P level, and this will probably happen tomorrow or the day after, because I will be away most of the day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 14:16:16


At 4/10/06 02:02 PM, -Casualty- wrote: I understand :( I should have looked better too, and in the futur that will no occur anymore. SIR!

Every one gets a second chance, you will be aware of it now so I'm glad. 295 points made since the list. According to the times at the list I’m almost at my usual 100 per day quota and then some.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 15:12:39


At 4/10/06 02:22 PM, BonusStage wrote: It's papa bs, ozcar is your uncle ;o.

I always mess up those two, even while it is in your sig...

I WORK OUT A BIT, THAT'S WHY I GOT LIKE, HUGE GUNS, AND CAN RUN 583453095 MPH, and have a 6 pack (true, the others ... MIGHT NOT BE ;o)

lol I have some doubts here... I believe you can run 500000000 MPH while having a six pack, but working out.. ô_Ô haha, we need to invent some thing that make you able to work out while using a computer (aka newgrounds). That'd be great?

Since my sign up yes, there was a lull from 5 months to 3 months back where i got only 20 per day, and i didn't b/s for about 2 months after signing up, i mean it's nearly 24 months now, but that's 60 days of 0's :o.

ONLY 20 per day? I only have about 60 per day dring holidays... :o

I just had an orgasm when i saw ... pr0n :'(

yeah me too but this was 30 minutes after the pr0n...

icon theory

That icon way has proved to work yet... you're right... My problem is, I have plenty of time but I have ULTRACRAP timezones... The submissions from America start coming at around 1am for me... :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 16:00:35


I guess the robot thing is possible by a good programmer, the voting thing is usually like you said but the exceptions keep it from it's full potential.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 16:43:21


Possible stolen alert:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/306453

Not for certain, however.

I KNOW I have seen this before. It also has a website watermark in the game (zeldago.com), with no mention to the site in his comments/profile...as well as having two of his three previous submissions flagged.

Caution advised.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 16:47:23


At 4/10/06 04:43 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Possible stolen alert:

It is, from here , marked by now though.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 19:18:33


At 4/10/06 10:42 AM, nimmer wrote: Hi soldiers

guess what: i have not disappeared from the face of the earth. i took a little well deserved holiday. But i'm back now. but still not too much time on my hands: spring has kicked in and i now have two gardens to take care of.

Always good to hear from the Belgium blam commander himself. Good to have you back. Honestly you were with us the whole time.

B/P goes slow as opposed to 13 or more a day. I just rented elder scross 4 oblivion and thats pulling me away from the computer. Thank god the laptop is there when I need it; otherwise I hope everyone is doing great and congradulations to any members of the barracks if they have had any promotions. Good luck everyone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 20:05:40


At 4/10/06 12:15 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Morons, no one had the common since to look if he is the site reprehensive... Complete fucking morons, I mean the guys e-mail was info@speedygames.com, who else could he be, the freakin' mosaic? no offence but I hate those idiots who whistle any good thing by a new author, has it ever occurred to them that those people saw NG response to amateur work and just practiced till a high level? It really angers me, those people who whistled it will honestly lose a point.

Well...it is sad to say. But the fact is that most NG users do not use their brains before doing anything on the site. They must be so happy when they saw the guy saying that the game was from another website, then thought that they could get free whistle points----that's why some people have broken whistle. For me, I do not whistle unless I am at least 90% sure that an entry has violated the rule(s). Although I missed some whistle points because I did not whistle, but almost everything I whistled was marked correctly. But too bad, not too many of them have been deleted, or I will get a silver whistle easily. Ghost, there is nothing we can do if some people whistle before thinking. But if they end up losing points, it is really their own faults. No need to be angry. :) PS: I asm here to report that I finally have a 6.00 VP now. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 20:35:56


At 4/9/06 12:37 PM, world_famous wrote:
At 4/9/06 12:21 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: Reporting for duty, sir!

I just got Elite Guard Private!
hey the asm noobs here!

Oh ASM.

Like I said, I needed a signature really badly and nobody gave me good ones.

So what exactly do we do here? I heard there is a forum of some sort.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 20:36:33


At 4/10/06 10:47 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
It is good to see you around sir. Always nice to know fellow barracks members have not fallen off the face of the earth completly. There is nothing wrong with a holiday now and then, it can do wonders for some people. Are you a landscaper or do you just tend to your personal gardens? I know with this time of year, everything is going to get back into full swing again. Enjoy your time sir.

*Salutes

the personal gardens of parents and grandparents. it's not a full-time job but it's quite a handfull as we live in a rural area.

At 4/10/06 10:52 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Glad to have you back on board nimmer.

thx

At 4/10/06 11:44 AM, -Casualty- wrote:
Glad you're back co-Belgian Blammer!

hehe i see learned the power alliteration.

At 4/10/06 12:15 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Morons, no one had the common since to look if he is the site reprehensive...

W0RD. whistling is not for dummies. Casualty if you're not carefull with your whistle you will lose it. i 've seen you make mistakes like that before. you're a bit too keen, and too eager for points. examine the entry fully before alerting the barracks: it's better to miss a whistle point as getting a negative one.
i think i'll make an extension to the whistle blowing faq. wich should be done by wednesday.

At 4/10/06 01:12 PM, BonusStage wrote:
TAKE CARE OF MY GARDENS BIG BOY ;O

i will hose your beds if you want ;D

At 4/10/06 07:18 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
Always good to hear from the Belgium blam commander himself. Good to have you back. Honestly you were with us the whole time.

tor dom bert guiness lè de hool (just showing off the irish phrase i learned; of course it is just fonetic not the original characters) (thank god for irish girls)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 20:40:16


At 4/10/06 08:35 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: So what exactly do we do here? I heard there is a forum of some sort.

The Elite Guard Barracks Forums.

Make sure to make a thread in the recruitment center announcing your desire to join, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can register you and give you full access.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 20:50:35


Recruit noodlejulien reporting in sir! Permission to begin standard training Sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 21:05:31


At 4/10/06 08:50 PM, noodlejulien wrote: Recruit noodlejulien reporting in sir! Permission to begin standard training Sir!

Well hello thar! I'm Recruitment Officer Lt. Col. Firestorm. To be an official member, you need to be of Elite Guard rank. I see you've got some points already, so keep up the good work!
Once you reach Security Guard rank, you can apply for membership at the NGPD (link in my sig), and spend your time there while you work up to Elite Guard Private.
If you have questions, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums, and if you have any other questions, feel free to ask here.
I look forward to you being able to join us someday! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 21:21:44


At 4/10/06 08:50 PM, noodlejulien wrote: Recruit noodlejulien reporting in sir! Permission to begin standard training Sir!

You got to get to work soldier! Only people with Blam/Protect rank of Elite Guard can join or be recruited. Hot and Charming joined later than you and is already an elite guard! Heck, she's catching up to me!

Oh noes :O

But, we look forward to seeing you in the future. :D

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http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 21:30:43


At 4/9/06 01:51 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/9/06 01:45 PM, world_famous wrote: argh slow portal. wish things would speed up while im here so i can get some points. by the way has anybody heard from eagle rock? its been a while.
did you read mine? I know quite well you are just playing but I only allow once on a new guy. I'm sure Eagle is lurking more than posting, we all know he has a lot of things to do.

Lurking, yes. It's been a really rough weekend. For all I know, I may not be living in the same house in a week...It's a long story, and I really don't feel like hashing it here. For those of you that are interested, feel free to IM me, though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 21:34:36


At 4/10/06 08:40 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/10/06 08:35 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: So what exactly do we do here? I heard there is a forum of some sort.
The Elite Guard Barracks Forums.

Make sure to make a thread in the recruitment center announcing your desire to join, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can register you and give you full access.

Thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 21:59:34


AH! there you are eagle, sir! its been a long while shice weve seen your presence around the barracks. i hope that you have been having success in real life (o_O), but since it does not sound as such, hopefully things will take a turn for the better. thank you for dropping in, sir! back to the stagnant portal for me.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 23:29:51


well, its kind of early for me to be calling it a night. 11:30 isnt usually when i turn in, but this illness is really getting to me. so im going to go ahead and give everyone my D.E.R. for 4/10:

started: 10021
ended: 10120
change: 99
under judgment: 7

good thing theres still so many left to be voted on, otherwise i would have missed 100 b/p for today. ive definitely set myself a record with 3 days in a row recording 100 or more (even though that isnt too much around here). ive been getting in some good numbers, and if i stay home again tomorrow then i might have 4 in a row. thank god for the new ng log (casualty, its sweet!). i might stay for a few minutes but then im hitting the bunks. good luck to all and happy blamming!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-10 23:51:08


The portal is slow at the moment, I am bored. :( The only interesting thing I noticed is that there have been lots of level 10 and 12 users since Ghost leveled up a few days ago. I thought that I would love my barbed boxing glove when I just leveled up around 100 days ago since I enjoyed level 10, but I was wrong. The 2 icons look too similar. I am a Red Sox fan, so the baseball club looks much better. In addition, many people here are at level 12 now. I like to have a level that not too many others have. Luckily, I will get the baseball club in 1 week. I just wonder what level you want to be at now and when you are going to stop depositing. For me, I like level 10, 13, 20, 23,25,26 and 29 and I will not stop depositing until I retire for good. What about you?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 00:01:13



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 00:13:58


Daily Report For 4/7/06

Start: 6,664 Blams/3,315 Saves
End: 6,725 Blams/3,362 Saves
Total: 61 Blams/ 47 Saves (108 Total)

Next Rank: 913 Until 1st Lieutenant

Today's Achievement: Passed 10,000 B/P

Good Hunting, Everyone.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 00:39:30


At 4/11/06 12:01 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: STOLEN ALERT:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/306520

Original at:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/296378

Jesus, I was shaving when you posted this, and I missed. >:( More importantly, according to my calculation, I will be pwned by ht52 and Pimp AGAIN after I get to level 13 as the daily margin (2) will be just enough to send me back to level 12 for 1 more day. The same thing happened when I got to level 12. I hate you, ht52 and Pimp! I feel so pwned! >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 02:03:39


Well as of now I am 3 saves away from having 5 K of them and god knows how much from #100. Damn time zones, I'm asleep, portal active, I'm starting my day, dead portal.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 02:36:36


At 4/11/06 02:03 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Well as of now I am 3 saves away from having 5 K of them and god knows how much from #100. Damn time zones, I'm asleep, portal active, I'm starting my day, dead portal.

Early congrats on your 5k saves and I'm a little over 200 points behind you. Starting your day now is bad you wont get that many points as for me I'm going to sleep soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 03:57:40


At 4/11/06 02:36 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Early congrats on your 5k saves and I'm a little over 200 points behind you. Starting your day now is bad you wont get that many points as for me I'm going to sleep soon.

2 saves away, I might get it today :-P. Starting my day at this time blows but there isn't much I can do about it except try my best.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 04:56:40


Daily report:
Blams: 42
Saves: 21
Total B/P: 63! Damn, the portal needs to be more active. For a week off school, I think I'm doing crap so far.
Posts: 17
Reviews: 0. Maybe today, I can get to reviewing.

And early congrats to Phantom for 5k saves. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 05:06:09


Right it is the holiday and I am going for a massive week, yestarday I got 166 and I am not stopping this week is going to be massive.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 06:55:58


At 4/10/06 06:03 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/10 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #500 +3 from yesterday
Blams: 3444 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 1979 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 577 points until Master Sergeant

4/11/06 Report - As of 0645 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #498 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3453 +9 from yesterday
Saves: 1980 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 567 points until Master Sergeant

I think I need a better alarm clock; I woke up 50 minutes late, so I didn't have time this morning to vote (not to mention I lost all of my overtime).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 07:05:58


At 4/10/06 11:18 PM, BonusStage wrote:
At 4/10/06 08:36 PM, nimmer wrote: i will hose your beds if you want ;D
Is beds the Belgium word for mouth :::::::OOOO

No, a bed means the same thing in Dutch as in English: a bed


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-11 08:37:35


At 4/10/06 04:00 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I guess the robot thing is possible by a good programmer, the voting thing is usually like you said but the exceptions keep it from it's full potential.

The thing is with the new stuff made by the NG admins, FIXIT wouldn't work now.

Until they update his programming... Maybe they already have

Conspiracy theory, anyone?

I'm having to pull double shifts to recover lost points due to my time off for the Birthday celebrations (Number 23, which isn't big, but I don't want another big birthday, it reminds me of getting old)

I'm currently about 50 off the pace, which I hope to recover by the BP 51+ update on Saturday, so as not to be shown up in those rankings.


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