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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 10:36:35


At 4/8/06 10:27 PM, Peregrinus wrote: OMG he's alive.

Yes...yes I am :)

And the K-Pingu in your sig is outdated now (changed teh alias).

Duely noted.

And I outrank j00 as well. I win. :D

Gongrats! Have a cookie! :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 11:18:02


At 4/9/06 10:36 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Yes...yes I am :)

Don't jinx it.

Gongrats! Have a cookie! :P

Eh... I would have sent to him for a free colonoscopy...daily.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 12:21:17


Reporting for duty, sir!

I just got Elite Guard Private!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 12:28:31


At 4/9/06 11:18 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/9/06 10:36 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Yes...yes I am :)
Don't jinx it.

Lol...good point, sir!

Gongrats! Have a cookie! :P
Eh... I would have sent to him for a free colonoscopy...daily.

lmao

Anyway, onto more pressing matters. Sectret Episode Day has passed. Good job btw to the Elite Guard and NGPD for doing the right thing and only blamming what truely deserved to be blammed -- and tehre was a lot!. As well, I am impressed on how the BB handled themselves. From what I can tell, only 1 file swap incident occured. Its good to see that the Barney Bunch may be gaining some sense...we may make proper Newgrounders out of them yet!

However, with Secret Episode Day finished, another threat looms...

Pico Day is fast approaching. This is a sanctioned day, however, so there shouldn't be TOO much trouble. However, mass voting could become a problem, with a $2000 prize on the line. In addition, many people vote high on anything during these days (free protect points, I guess), so there will be MANY entries, as "less-talented" flash artists will try to get their below-standard flashes passed judgement. Be cautious and join uo the fight -- April 30th, 2006!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 12:37:27


At 4/9/06 12:21 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: Reporting for duty, sir!

I just got Elite Guard Private!

hey the asm noobs here!

just messin with you private.

if your looking to join, head on over to the forums and register. ghost phantom or eagle rock (wherever he is) will hook you up and get you cleared to join. after that, its attempting to maintain a 100 b/p daily average to see if you can keep pace with some of the fastest people on NG (slash :P). good luck and enjoy your stay.

2nd Lt. world_famous

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 12:37:36


At 4/9/06 12:21 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: Reporting for duty, sir!

I just got Elite Guard Private!

Hello there, Private! Congratulations on your promotion! First up, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums, and then, if you don't have any questions, sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center asking to join. That way Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered and give you full access.
I hope you have a good time here, and I wish you good hunting! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Lt. Col. Firestorm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:30:01


At 4/9/06 12:21 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: I just got Elite Guard Private!

Welcome to the Barracks Private, we hope you enjoy your stay. once you unload your bags you may register our forums and become a perfect stat whore with the NG log . Big love to Denvish and one of our very own, -Casualty- for making it.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:30:02


I know I'm a noob but I'm still in the NG military!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:34:17


dont worry i was kidding with you. if you read my welcome, it looked like this:

im just messing with you private

as long as one doesnt act noobish, said individual is no noob.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:43:26


At 4/9/06 01:30 PM, Ryan_Kajito wrote: I know I'm a noob but I'm still in the NG military!

Barracks, don't mind World_Famous, if you get any more lip from him tell me first and we will be eating crushed apples through a straw.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:44:45


At 4/9/06 01:43 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: we will be eating crushed apples through a straw.

Yes we, but he won't be eating at all unless it's in a bag over a hospital bed ( good save )


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:45:33


does anybody read my posts at all? i couldve SWORN i said i was joking at least twice now...

argh slow portal. wish things would speed up while im here so i can get some points. by the way has anybody heard from eagle rock? its been a while.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:50:50


At 4/9/06 01:45 PM, world_famous wrote: does anybody read my posts at all?

not really...

jk, sir, jk.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:51:30


At 4/9/06 01:45 PM, world_famous wrote: argh slow portal. wish things would speed up while im here so i can get some points. by the way has anybody heard from eagle rock? its been a while.

did you read mine? I know quite well you are just playing but I only allow once on a new guy. I'm sure Eagle is lurking more than posting, we all know he has a lot of things to do.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:53:59


I have great news! Dave has announced RAB will be released tonight at midnight (NG time)! Prepare to stay up for it!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 13:57:20


At 4/9/06 01:53 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have great news! Dave has announced RAB will be released tonight at midnight (NG time)! Prepare to stay up for it!

i heard that too. im definitely excited for the newest episode. im sure it will be a good one. RAB has to be my favorite series on ng.

ghost, sir. i figured you were joking too. i just wanted to sound incredulous for no reason. everythings cool. maybe eagle will turn up soon to give us a defcon update, although it cant be one with any good news right now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 14:00:10


At 4/9/06 01:53 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have great news! Dave has announced RAB will be released tonight at midnight (NG time)! Prepare to stay up for it!

Awesome!!! I've been waiting for it for a long time, and I'll be sure to vote on it UJ. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 14:24:48


At 4/9/06 01:53 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have great news! Dave has announced RAB will be released tonight at midnight (NG time)! Prepare to stay up for it!

Cool, but... that's 6 am for me... That's one of the rare moments where I sleep...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 14:55:54


At 4/9/06 01:53 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I have great news! Dave has announced RAB will be released tonight at midnight (NG time)! Prepare to stay up for it!

Neat, that is 11 PM here so I will probably be around to watch it, unless I feel I need to be rested up for some super fun school.

LIEK YARLY

The portal was fairly active earlier, I need to check it out once again =P.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 15:25:20


Hey wastewizard! Your user of the day on retrograde!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 16:17:30


At 4/9/06 03:25 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Hey wastewizard! Your user of the day on retrograde!

Holy I am thanks for telling me!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 16:24:57



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 17:08:28


At 4/9/06 04:24 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: STOLEN ALERT:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/306256

Original at:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/303817

Marked for review. Well spotted


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 17:09:51


At 4/9/06 05:08 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 4/9/06 04:24 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: STOLEN ALERT:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/306256

Original at:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/303817
Marked for review. Well spotted

You need me to deposit for you tommorow and Tuesday right? Just e-mail me the info since I am off for the night with around 70 points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 21:13:00


man i couldnt get any bping in this weekend it sucks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 21:23:47


At 4/9/06 09:13 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: man i couldnt get any bping in this weekend it sucks

thanks to the NG log I finally keep track of my daily B/P. 233 points since the list, that sounds pretty good. Basically 130 points today.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 21:26:49


yea the list is pretty sweet. itll keep me from having to do any math on those days end reports from now on. thank god.

in other news, i got my 10k b/p point just now! whee!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 21:41:04


Congratulations. Your a third of the way to the top and I'm right on your heels. 1,000 more points until 1st Lieutenant for you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 21:56:47


thanks bro. i dont doubt that by next week ill be watching you zip past everyone else before me. its especially too bad that im going to be gone all spring break looking at colleges :( ill bring the lappy but i dont think ill be doing nearly as much b/ping as i normally would. ill congratulate you when you make it to 1st Lt. before me, punisher.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-09 22:17:17


wats this ng log


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