Elite Guard Staff Sergeant Wastedwizard, has a ring to it. Well now I have my Easter break starting on Friday for two weeks so I am hoping to be around the 5k mark by then. Keep up the good work!
At 4/5/06 03:24 PM, Wastedwizard wrote: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant Wastedwizard, has a ring to it. Well now I have my Easter break starting on Friday for two weeks so I am hoping to be around the 5k mark by then. Keep up the good work!
Congratulations on your promotion Staff Sergeant. Mine should be in around 10 long days.
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
At 4/5/06 09:10 AM, Coop83 wrote:The higher the level you get, the longer the wait. I'm up to about 1500 points per level now (After the level has been raised due to HT52 / Pimp deposit)
1500 is crazy, it took me exactly 112 days(1120 exp) to go from level 10 to 11 wthout missing any deposits and I thought that was tough enough.
Fuck you Pimp and Humantarget.
At 4/5/06 02:34 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:Over 3 K posts.
Well done on your fourth 3k+ stat. =)
Any post count goals?
At 4/5/06 02:57 PM, BonusStage wrote:Also white borders are so pretty
OMG white border! You're racist and better quit this club. >>>=(
At 4/5/06 03:24 PM, Wastedwizard wrote:Elite Guard Staff Sergeant Wastedwizard, has a ring to it.
Congratsss, rank ups are so rewarding. =)
At 4/5/06 12:51 AM, -CruX- wrote:At 4/4/06 11:52 PM, Peregrinus wrote:couldn't agree more...At 4/4/06 11:51 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Cheer up!Crux needs a girlfriend...
I'm gonna go try to go bed..................
Well...even though -Crrux- and I are good e-friends, there is no way that I will allow him to have my girl...(Just kidding.) But hey, -Crux-, you go to college, it is easy to find a girl once you go to college. Most girls are very easy going. :P It should not be a hard task for you. By the way, the portal is fairly active today. Happy hunting, everyone!
At 4/5/06 08:28 AM, Coop83 wrote:At 4/5/06 05:36 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Hmm yeah, but I think the exp. system is fine. It's our own doing, after all.I think that maybe a) more levels should be added or b) static level barriers are set, rather than by people like HT52 and Pimp depositing constantly causing the level parameters to change by constant deposits every day.
We all know that Tom's nude picture is the bonus for getting 30000 exp points, maybe HT52 and Pimp are just curious about the secret. I am confident that they will stop once they see the picture. I am neutral at the idea of adding more levels since it will not affect me too much at exp rankings anyway. But for those who are tired of depositing 3+ months to get the boxing glove after reaching level 9, it may be good.
Ladies and gentlemen of the Barracks...I have...crushing news.
Major Slash Firestorm was working on another Secret Episode, this time, a Pube Muppet one. But as he began to work on the .fla, the Pube Muppet came to life and popped out of the computer screen, and began to request many things. First, he asked of Slash for enormous amounts of gay sex. Next, he proposed a series of sex positions that bordered on the physically impossible. Lastly, the Pube Muppet asked for enormous phallic objects to be crammed in every orifice of the two of them, promising it would be swell.
Major Firestorm denied these requests, and the Pube Muppet then proceeded to kill him. However, all of a sudden...LIEUTENANT COLONEL SLASH FIRESTORM burst into the room with double .357's, and, enraged at Major Firestorm's death, began shooting at the Pube Muppet. As he ran from Lt. Col. Firestorm's guns, the Pube Muppet shouted about the Barracks being a piece of shit establishment, and ordered Lieutenant Colonel Firestorm to fuck off and let him be.
So yeah...liquor and strippers to celebrate the arrival of Lieutenant Colonel Slash Firestorm! Yay, strippers!
Slash's call
was absorbed
by the darkness.
STOLEN!!!
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/305450
Sorry I can't find the original but I KNOW I have seen this before.
Congrats slash for your promotion. Still a looong ways to EGSC though.
Glowstringer
I didn't go to the doctor.. didn't have time since it was about 11:00 when I started bitching... I DID take a few Benadryl's tho and although it only put me to sleep at 2:00 and had to get up for school at 7:00, I do feel a bit better today :) ...
Stuff by D_O_D
Oh yeah I know.. lol even at just 16, I know how to pull a move or two on the ladies >). It's just the whole relationship thing I'm never good at... I'm a flirter and an ass-grabber (haha look at the pervert)... But when a girl asks me out, I near shit myself cuz it means commitment... It's not that I'm a pigheaded jerk who only thinks about the physical aspects about women... I just can't do the whole gf/bf thing.. I like goin to Vino's (local bar here in AK) and just having a good time meeting other girls and... stuff.
My point is... lol, I'm a pussy when it comes to commitment issues... hopefully someday I'll move into that whole area, but for now, I don't exactly LIKE the idea of a ball n' chain (0,o)
At 4/5/06 05:54 PM, crazy_little_emokid wrote: hey crux!
I asume your his little brother?
Glowstringer
At 4/5/06 05:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ladies and gentlemen of the Barracks...I have...crushing news.
Corny... But also classic, well any way I'm going to the FAQ and be right back for the strippers.
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
At 4/5/06 05:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ladies and gentlemen of the Barracks...I have...crushing news.
I started reading and had no clue where that was going. Clever way to go about it. Congrats! Now, time to celebrate!
At 4/5/06 06:11 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:At 4/5/06 05:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ladies and gentlemen of the Barracks...I have...crushing news.Corny... But also classic, well any way I'm going to the FAQ and be right back for the strippers.
Indeed, strippers rock. As does my shiny new badge.
Too bad cleaning a pool that I'll probably only swim in half a dozen times this summer...does not. :-(
Slash's call
was absorbed
by the darkness.
At 4/5/06 06:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Indeed, strippers rock. As does my shiny new badge.
Too bad cleaning a pool that I'll probably only swim in half a dozen times this summer...does not. :-(
Yes but you have a pool, I have city with a population of 25 K that has to share the same amount of water as you. Just clean faster, the strippers are getting cold.
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
At 4/5/06 06:37 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Yes but you have a pool, I have city with a population of 25 K that has to share the same amount of water as you. Just clean faster, the strippers are getting cold.
Don't worry about them getting cold im sure Phantom and I can keep them warm.
ahh! booze and strippers! wait for me!
o by the way this is world_famous using my brothers account (hes rarely on it). i got banned by evark for 3 days for saying something "unimportant" in the rank up thread. i dont even know how that works, because it was me getting a new milestone but whatever. ill post from here till that bans over. anyway, congrats slash on yet another incredibly fast promotion! also crux, dont let stuff get you down. ive moved 8 times and been to 7 schools (im 18 too). its a bummer but something that youve just gotta move on from. dont dwell too long, its bad for you. so i guess im back to the portal for now. congrats to any other accomplishments i missed. ill try and do a D.E.R. later if i can. happy blamming
*salute*
At 4/5/06 05:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ladies and gentlemen of the Barracks...I have...crushing news.
I feel fine but thank you
Major Slash Firestorm was working on another Secret Episode, this time, a Pube Muppet one. But as he began to work on the .fla, the Pube Muppet came to life and popped out of the computer screen, and began to request many things. First, he asked of Slash for enormous amounts of gay sex. Next, he proposed a series of sex positions that bordered on the physically impossible. Lastly, the Pube Muppet asked for enormous phallic objects to be crammed in every orifice of the two of them, promising it would be swell.
You should of watched the video on abortion. It would have told you to stay away from scary men who offer you half eaten candy and drive black hondas with a smelly backseat then you get HIV and everyone stays away from you so assume you have no friends and become emo and cut yourself and die of cardiac arrest. Say it ain't so!
Major Firestorm denied these requests, and the Pube Muppet then proceeded to kill him. However, all of a sudden...LIEUTENANT COLONEL SLASH FIRESTORM burst into the room with double .357's, and, enraged at Major Firestorm's death, began shooting at the Pube Muppet. As he ran from Lt. Col. Firestorm's guns, the Pube Muppet shouted about the Barracks being a piece of shit establishment, and ordered Lieutenant Colonel Firestorm to fuck off and let him be.
Thats strangely irregular to what would of happened if you had stayed home and possibly took a shower instead of engaging in wild butt sex in these crazy and forsaken positions then again I cannot control the universe of hormones they are to sexy and wild so therefore I sit back and watch the discovery channel. You wouldn't belive some of the things I have found out. For example president nixon had a part time job as a delivery pizza boy. Imagine that.
So yeah...liquor and strippers to celebrate the arrival of Lieutenant Colonel Slash Firestorm! Yay, strippers!
But thats breaking the 10 commandments of the barracks
1. thou shall not make crude sex jokes unless eaglerock gives the go ahead on the "LOL"
2. thou shall not DRINK! (G_P) on the job nether shall he ruin his or her body with another to avoid intoxication
3. Thou shall not harass any female barrack members
4. Thou shall hold the barracks sacred and withold the code of integrity
5. Thou shalt help they neighbor in any issues they may have as the barracks serves as a unity
6. Thou shalt not make false commanders. Eaglerock is your commander amd should be recognized as such
7. Thou shalt not flame nor make incesive remarks to any member of the barracks and shalt substitute it for grace and respect
8. Thou shall not grow envious of a higher ranking in the barracks but should work hard to obtain the title without growing jealusly for that path lies damnation
9. Thou shalt hold the weekends sacred in all its holiness and glorified B/P it gives
10. Thou shalt keep the barracks clean of hidous taint that may corrupt it so and will work under one wing to fly above the nright skys to shed light on the dark and hope on the hopeless
We are the elite, the proud, we are the EG and we are here to B/P
At 4/5/06 06:42 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Don't worry about them getting cold im sure Phantom and I can keep them warm.
Yeah, me and Master Sergeant over here are gonna take good care of them.
At 4/5/06 06:53 PM, kickedinthehead55 wrote: o by the way this is world_famous using my brothers account (hes rarely on it).
Technically this is an alt which could end with an IP ban. Just take the ban dammit. Doesn’t any one read the rules?
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
At 4/5/06 07:10 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: 2. thou shall not DRINK! (G_P) on the job nether shall he ruin his or her body with another to avoid intoxication
I got my own commandment? I'll drink to that. You don't want strippers? Fine, I'll keep them. you...go play with your marbles.
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
I saw someone mention female members. Did anyone see Littlewashu? She has been missing for a while... :\
Stolen alert!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/305474
Original at:
http://www.deviantar..m/deviation/21805984
This guy has stolen several flashes, but only one, I believe, has been marked. Take him down. Hopefully Wade will get around to deleting him soon.
Slash's call
was absorbed
by the darkness.
At 4/5/06 06:37 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: ...the strippers are getting cold.
That'll teach me to be fashionably late for a party. What kind of host kills the strippers before the quacamole even arrives? Oh, and here's the quacamole.
At 4/5/06 08:02 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Stolen alert!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/305474
Original at:
http://www.deviantar..m/deviation/21805984
This guy has stolen several flashes, but only one, I believe, has been marked. Take him down. Hopefully Wade will get around to deleting him soon.
Well...your previous alert did not get the flash flagged. But I saw the original flash thanks to your link. Has anyone missed washu yet? Wade should have known everything if Washu is still with us. slash, can you email Wade since I am busy with a 4000 words paper? We do not want to lose whistle points...
At 4/5/06 08:02 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Stolen alert!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/305474
Original at:
http://www.deviantar..m/deviation/21805984
This guy has stolen several flashes, but only one, I believe, has been marked. Take him down. Hopefully Wade will get around to deleting him soon.
...And, and I left a friendly review to him!!!!???
...
Defeated. Thanks to Pink_Soda for alerting me to it and finding the original's url. ^_^
Slash's call
was absorbed
by the darkness.
I hate people who steal flashes, which are better than mine, and they didn't have to lift a finger to do anything..
...
At 4/5/06 05:26 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: We all know that Tom's nude picture is the bonus for getting 30000 exp points, maybe HT52 and Pimp are just curious about the secret. I am confident that they will stop once they see the picture.
I thought that as well, but I heard that everytime they get close, the amount of experience required goes up.
I HOPE they stop...course, they wont.
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At 4/5/06 08:46 PM, Peregrinus wrote:At 4/5/06 05:26 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: We all know that Tom's nude picture is the bonus for getting 30000 exp points, maybe HT52 and Pimp are just curious about the secret. I am confident that they will stop once they see the picture.I thought that as well, but I heard that everytime they get close, the amount of experience required goes up.
I HOPE they stop...course, they wont.
There is a decent chance that they are still chasing it. Who knows? Plus, as long as you deposit every day, it is not hard to level up at your current level. You will discover it when you have a 20+ level.
At 4/5/06 09:17 PM, RebelliousStudios wrote: PFC RebelliousStudios reporting in sir! Back-up is requested at the garrison in the Final Fantasy collection pages sir!
Are you interested in joining? What's wrong at the FF collection?
DETAILS, SOLDIER!
Slash's call
was absorbed
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