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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:15:13


go for it slash. im gonna leave a nice, juicy flame for him. "burrito suckers?" how the hell is that NOT racist?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:19:13


Didn't get the chance to. IT GOT FLAGGED. XD
I'll be seriously mad if Wade clears the flag and immunizes it to being blammed/whistled. Just because illwill is popular doesn't mean he should get a free pass.
Watch there be another anti-Foamy backlash flash spree if that happens, lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:19:27


At 4/2/06 11:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
He submitted it again. I don't believe it.

That is not IllWill it is someone else who stole it if you look he does not have any others flashes.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:26:01


they did it again. go flag it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:26:19


At 4/2/06 11:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: That is not IllWill it is someone else who stole it if you look he does not have any others flashes.

:hits back button on browser until I get to it before it was flagged:

You're right. Ah, I have to admit, I was kind of hoping he was that much of a pansy, lol. :-P
Justice is served, then. The REAL illwillpress deleted his racist, pitiful flash...the fake illwillpress got flagged and will certainly be deleted...all is right with the world. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:27:39


It seems that this isn't the real Illwillpress either...
Flag it!!??


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:27:45


At 4/2/06 11:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Justice is served, then. The REAL illwillpress deleted his racist, pitiful flash...the fake illwillpress got flagged and will certainly be deleted...all is right with the world. :-)

The fake submitted it again so flag away.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:31:28


is it possible that we may see a flood (or trickle) of stole iwp flashes? actually id rather enjoy that. could be many free blam points and flag points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-02 23:36:03


At 4/2/06 11:31 PM, world_famous wrote: is it possible that we may see a flood (or trickle) of stole iwp flashes? actually id rather enjoy that. could be many free blam points and flag points.

Yeah I'm thinking that in a half an hour that he can and will submit it another two times so keep your eye's out.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 00:00:11


well im gonna hit the bunks now. want to get some sleep for an exciting monday of school (only 7 more left for me in high school! woot!). so heres my D.E.R. for 4/2

started: 9383
ended: 9474
change: 91
under judgment: 8

so overall not a bad day. nothing like yesterday, but im definitely on track to have my best week by a long shot (already over half of my known best). guess ill have to wait till tomorrow to get that silver bar :( o well. i might hang around for another minute or two. so anyway, good luck to all and happy blamming!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 00:08:10


newb, jesus-x reporting for duty sir, will u accept me?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 00:09:27


At 4/3/06 12:08 AM, Jesus-X wrote: newb, jesus-x reporting for duty sir, will u accept me?

Read this


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 00:12:00


End of day report:

Blams: 45
Protects: 21
Total: 66
Points until next level: 152

Today wasn't nearly as good as yesterday. It wasn't a bad day though. I'm only a few days away from the next level.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 00:13:32


Day's end report:

112 points. Not bad, and now only three days at my average pace until I reach my next promotion. ^_^
I must endeavor to wake up on time, even with the damned clock change against me...

Anyone else see Kitten Apocalypse? Freakin' incredible. I am so happy I got to vote on it UJ, and it's going on my favorite list (as my second fave, as well...second only to ROTMK part 2, lol). Nice to see a truly remarkable flash every once in a while.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 00:17:44


At 4/3/06 12:08 AM, Jesus-X wrote: newb, jesus-x reporting for duty sir, will u accept me?

Hello there! I'm Barracks Recruitment Officer Elite Guard Major Firestorm. As Staff Sergeant Peregrinus linked to you, check out the Barracks FAQ to learn more about us.
To become a member, you need at least 1500 Blam/Protect points (Elite Guard Private). I see you've already got a few, so keep it up! Once you reach Security Guard, you can apply at the NGPD for membership. ^_^
Good hunting, and I hope to have you among our ranks someday! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 00:20:20


Daily Report For 4/2/06

Start: 5,967 Blams/2,985 Saves
End: 6,061 Blams/3,027 Saves
Total: 94 Blams/ 42 Saves (136 Total)

Next Rank: 412 Until 2nd Lieutenant

Congratulations To:
Pink_Icing for making Lieutenant Colonel
world_famous for passing 6,000 Blams
-CruX- for passing 1,000 posts

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 00:59:57


I'm goin to sleep... I have to go to my shitty school in the morning... I'm predicting Sergeant First Class for later on this week.. maybe sometime on Friday or Saturday...g'night all.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 01:32:33


At 4/2/06 12:41 AM, Major_punk wrote: Top 100 saviors! <=== Check it.

wow I am on the list that is cool. I also saw someone claiming to have gotten gold Maybe one say someelse will get gold I really hope so it sucks sticking out like a sore thumb

But I will not level down unless the bar is set higher then what I got! good night people

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 03:09:31


At 4/3/06 01:32 AM, Littlewashu wrote:
wow I am on the list that is cool. I also saw someone claiming to have gotten gold Maybe one say someelse will get gold I really hope so it sucks sticking out like a sore thumb

I am working on getting gold. It has been a lot of work, but I do hope to be there. My plan is to make gold by the time I make level 11. I know that is a ways off, but considering how long it takes to get gold, I feel I should be able to do it. I have followed 85% of the links in the abusive review thread. Thank you for all your work there. And congrats for making the list.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 06:17:25


At 4/2/06 08:23 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/2/06 Report - As of 0730 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #509 +4 from yesterday
Blams: 3378 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 1940 +6 from yesterday
Next Rank: 682 points until Master Sergeant, 9 positions until the top 500.

4/3/06 Report - As of 0550 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #504 +5 from yesterday
Blams: 3404 +26 from yesterday
Saves: 1958 +18 from yesterday
Next Rank: 638 points until Master Sergeant, 4 positions until the top 500.


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 07:04:49


And a new day starts...

At 4/2/06 02:47 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Colonel Ghost_Phantom signing off.

It was really good to have you here sir. *salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 07:52:39


At 4/3/06 07:04 AM, -Casualty- wrote: It was really good to have you here sir. *salute*

Don't rob my coffin just yet, I am 6 hours over due but I found the time to be here, too bad I missed a lot of points...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 08:38:34


At 4/3/06 07:52 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Don't rob my coffin just yet,

*drops crowbar* I wasn't even thinking about it SIR! *salutes*

I am 6 hours over due but I found the time to be here, too bad I missed a lot of points...

We all miss points from time to time sir, it is only the way of the world. Do not despair, there are always new flash to judge coming into the portal.

What does everyone think about NG's takeover of I-Mockery (now known as I-Grounds)? Could this possibly mean the potential for more points?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 10:52:51


At 4/2/06 05:17 PM, Pink_Icing wrote: I have been promoted to Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel!

Good work on your promotion! *salutes*

At 4/2/06 10:07 PM, Major_punk wrote: Wah? I never knew you had your own stat thread. Can I get a link to it?

It's not a thread, but I made it to beat boredom. Link

At 4/2/06 10:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I only regret that my long review got deleted with it.

I made a review for that flash and a few hours later, the flash gets fucking deleted! I had to make another review to keep myself at 50% response rate!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 11:35:03


At 4/3/06 07:52 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/3/06 07:04 AM, -Casualty- wrote: It was really good to have you here sir. *salute*
Don't rob my coffin just yet, I am 6 hours over due but I found the time to be here, too bad I missed a lot of points...

do you still need me to deposit for you somedays?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 11:42:47


Please check your (G)mail, Bahamut-.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 11:50:55


At 4/3/06 11:35 AM, Wastedwizard wrote:
At 4/3/06 07:52 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Don't rob my coffin just yet, I am 6 hours over due but I found the time to be here, too bad I missed a lot of points...
do you still need me to deposit for you somedays?

Forget that Gmail explains all

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 12:38:03


Hello, everyone. Just want to inform you all that, while Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock may not be posting for a while due to complications, he is still lurking and reading posts.
And he wishes ElectricMoose to know that indeed, Oblivion rocks. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 14:12:03


It was a mediocre day today, I had about 40-50 B/P... Could be better..


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-03 14:13:45


Also, Colonel Ghost_Phantom is locked out of his account for today (password errors...pfft). So no posts from him until tomorrow.
Which means I'm in charge! Potato-peeling duty for everyone who ranks under me! >_<
Just kidding... :-P


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