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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:09:43


At 3/30/06 11:59 PM, Turkeybean wrote: The old one was great, but...yeah, it was great. <_>

Liar

At 3/31/06 12:05 AM, ElectricMoose wrote: WHISTLE POINTS

This flash makes your internet browser shut down. Whistle it under malicious material.

I concur. It got me and BlueHippo as well

Days end report:
BP: 77
reviews: 1
landmarks: 3000 blams
Whistled flash: 2


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:10:05


At 3/31/06 12:08 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 3/31/06 12:05 AM, ElectricMoose wrote: WHISTLE POINTS

This flash makes your internet browser shut down. Whistle it under malicious material.
So I am assuming I should whistle it before I watch right? Because I am going to have a hard time doing anything after it shuts my browser down, lol.

Yah, I have to restart my comp because firefox is not responding. My internet explorer had to restart itself after i watched too. The author even went so far as to ause the Armor Games logo to make it look legiet.


Glowstringer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:13:37


At 3/31/06 12:05 AM, ElectricMoose wrote: WHISTLE POINTS

This flash makes your internet browser shut down. Whistle it under malicious material.

Yeah mine shut down as well I blew my whistle.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:20:13


Day's end report:

105 points. Eh...not bad. 700 until rank-up. ^_^
Whistled that flash. Yeah, what was up with it? :-/ Stupid flash.
Back to the portal...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:27:32


Are we having a level 10 party right now? The last 3 people who posted are all level 10. ;) Well...make it 4, man! After tonight's deposit, I eventually got the boxing glove which completely ended my ignorant n00bish era. :) I am not a n00b anymore, yea! :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:29:17


At 3/31/06 12:09 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/30/06 11:59 PM, Turkeybean wrote: The old one was great, but...yeah, it was great. <_>
Liar

I do what I can, lol. Seriously though, it was good. I think I liked it better when your badge was there. It helped balance the sig out, just a thought. P-bot is not the easiest thing to cut out and make look good. I have done it once, but it really took a while. I had to cut him out and change the P to an S for a pro pic. He has a lot of detail that can be easily destroyed if you wonder onto him with haste. Thank you for the credit sir. I do greatly appreciate that. I was surprised to see you had room to fit it in. = p


Days end report:
BP: 77
reviews: 1
landmarks: 3000 blams
Whistled flash: 2

Congrats on the 3000. Very nice landmark to come to. You've won a free car! Please sign here, here, apply for this, shine this, do this with that and then wait 4-6 weeks for shipping and handling. Thank you.


|NGSM|NGM|EGB|NGPD|DA|Sig by - CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:36:48


At 3/31/06 12:20 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

105 points. Eh...not bad. 700 until rank-up. ^_^
Whistled that flash. Yeah, what was up with it? :-/ Stupid flash.
Back to the portal...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

I'm not sure how many points I got today (more then 100) but I need 53 points foe my next rank and I can't wait because Its one of the better ranks. I don't think I'm going to get over 900 points for this week because of Saturdays shut down.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:37:15


Daily Report For 3/30/06

Start: 5692 Blams/2859 Saves
End: 5745 Blams/2880 Saves
Total: 53 Blams/ 21 Saves (74 Total)

Next Rank: 875 Until 2nd Lieutenant

Congatulations To:
Turkeybean for making Private 1st Class
Peregrinus for passing 3000 blams
hot_and_charming for making Level 10

Welcome To:
Supreme Commander BonusStage
Sergeant GameSlaveClock

Not my best day due to the fact I had so much to do. I guarantee tomorrow will be extremely better.

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:39:41


At 3/31/06 12:27 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Are we having a level 10 party right now? The last 3 people who posted are all level 10. ;) Well...make it 4, man!

darn it, i missed out on the fun :'( anyway, im not goin to bed yet (gots a paper to start) but im gonno give everyone the D.E.R. now so i can sleep when im done. thank god for fridays.

started: 9103
ended: 9165
change: 62
under judgment: 3

i figure 60 points tomorrow gives me a 75+ average for the week, so i might get on all of denvish's lists for the next update! ill be looking to hit that mark for the first time and possibly get 2nd lieutenant by mid next week (later than i wanted but its not easy gettin butt loads of points like slash over there). alright well back to the portal/microsoft word for me. general congrats to everyones accomplishments. good luck and happy blamming!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:45:33


At 3/31/06 12:29 AM, Turkeybean wrote: P-bot is not the easiest thing to cut out and make look good. I have done it once, but it really took a while. I had to cut him out and change the P to an S for a pro pic. He has a lot of detail that can be easily destroyed if you wonder onto him with haste. Thank you for the credit sir. I do greatly appreciate that. I was surprised to see you had room to fit it in. = p

Yeah, P-bot is a pain. And i deleted a link to make room for you :)

Congrats on the 3000.

Thanks. Yay car...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:47:55


Congratulations to Turkeybean on his new promotion. As well as 2 our second lady, hot and charming on not one but two mile stones, it all got into today's FAQ.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:52:22


Hiya folks. Just checking in to let you all know I still exist. Haven't gotten much action as of late thanks to school, work, and the recent DefTones concert Tuesday night... of which I'm still sore from. Anyway, I'm gonna check out a few things (namely the recent string of foamy parodies that totally got the message wrong), flag a few reviews, and go to bed. G'nite all.

*salutes and slips into the shadows*


Die...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 00:56:19


At 3/31/06 12:45 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
Yeah, P-bot is a pain. And i deleted a link to make room for you :)

Here is a link to that P-bot pro pic. What do you think? Thank you sir. You did not have to do that. ^_^


Congrats on the 3000.
Thanks. Yay car...

Your welcome. Now that you have accepted I now own all likeness, names, alts, and other related items as long as they are in no way connected to you. ; )

Phantom

Thank you for the congrats. Also for updating the facts, it's nice not to be a complete noob anymore. Btw, like my story?

Everyone

Thank you to all of you who congratulated me on my promotion. It is good to finnlay be on my way up the ladder. I was getting a little tired of the private rank. Corporal is on my list now, sounds much better than anything related to private.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 01:13:13


At 3/31/06 01:10 AM, BonusStage wrote: Look at all you cute little guys with your FIST weapons, it's so cute :)

NO NO NO I'M NOT BRAGGING, NOT AT ALL

Not all of us do, for example ShinDenjin is lvl 13

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 01:17:10


At 3/31/06 01:13 AM, Wastedwizard wrote:
At 3/31/06 01:10 AM, BonusStage wrote: Look at all you cute little guys with your FIST weapons, it's so cute :)

NO NO NO I'M NOT BRAGGING, NOT AT ALL
Not all of us do, for example ShinDenjin is lvl 13

Quite right... I've got a Louisville Slugger ^_^


Die...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 01:23:13


At 3/31/06 01:10 AM, BonusStage wrote: Look at all you cute little guys with your FIST weapons, it's so cute :)

Not all fist weapons are weak you know, actually, iscrulz is a member here and he is level 17. mr_trivia is level 18.

I'll be getting a new fist weapon in 6 days, at least it will be better than this one.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 01:24:14


At 3/31/06 01:10 AM, BonusStage wrote: Look at all you cute little guys with your FIST weapons, it's so cute :)

NO NO NO I'M NOT BRAGGING, NOT AT ALL

Cough Cough Cough

(:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 02:26:02


I knew Bahamut was taking a time out to write reviews but I just read his post in the level up lounge, I had no clue he was leaving newgrounds, could have told us though...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 06:26:21


At 3/30/06 06:26 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 3/30/06 Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #516 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3372 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 1921 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 707 points until Master Sergeant, 16 positions until top 500.

3/31/06 Report - As of 0555 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #513 +3 from yesterday
Blams: 3375 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 1933 +12 from yesterday
Next Rank: 692 points until Master Sergeant, 13 positions until the top 500.


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 07:01:38


At 3/31/06 01:10 AM, BonusStage wrote: Look at all you cute little guys with your FIST weapons, it's so cute :)

NO NO NO I'M NOT BRAGGING, NOT AT ALL

Damn you, just wait in a few months I'll be lvl 13... And you'll probably be lvl 16.


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 07:22:57


At 3/30/06 10:20 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: They always rip me off, if more people had the balls to get their own stuff they would stop ripping us off, bloody " Weight tax ", in shipments like this one 40 tons are more than a few bucks.

Good point, I guess. Perhaps you are forgetting about 'Acme Portable hole Trans dimensional holding space' ($4.99US) which you can send the hole through UPs and I can walk in and drive it straight out :)

No no no... Let me. How about something that is little more prestigious, how does the Ferrari F430 sound?

Sounds good, but don't tell Granny. She's having the Taurus ;)

It's even fully loaded,

*BANG!*

Not any more, it isn't

if any one at work has been getting on your nerves and you know their addresses then here is your chance.

*giggles maniacally*

At 3/30/06 10:41 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats on your promotion, sir!

Thank you, though I wouldn't really call it a promotion, it's more of a personal milestone.

I think the Foamy reaction is giving us lots or free Blam points, which is always nice to know


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 08:03:28


By the way, I reached the rank Elite Guard Lieutenant General yesterday. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 09:05:46


At 3/31/06 07:22 AM, Coop83 wrote: Good point, I guess. Perhaps you are forgetting about 'Acme Portable hole Trans dimensional holding space' ($4.99US) which you can send the hole through UPs and I can walk in and drive it straight out :)

Wait a second, you trust Acme? With their stuff the tank will only half teleport and you will have half a tank, hope fully the end that fires. I mean come one, the coyote never gets the bird.

Sounds good, but don't tell Granny. She's having the Taurus ;)

Ha, good one. Don't worry, I'll keep this between you, me and a certain elderly citizen who has chosen to remain anonymous

*BANG!*
Not any more, it isn't

Drop by the family if you need more ammo

*giggles maniacally*

Technically I just want you to know I don't exactly "work" with you...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 09:09:58


At 3/31/06 09:05 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: one

just for the record, I did mean "on".

At 3/31/06 08:03 AM, Andersson wrote: By the way, I reached the rank Elite Guard Lieutenant General yesterday. =)

Big congratulations to you Lt General Sir!


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 09:28:29


At 3/31/06 09:13 AM, BonusStage wrote:
At 3/31/06 07:01 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Damn you, just wait in a few months I'll be lvl 13... And you'll probably be lvl 16.
123 days ( 4 months 2 days )

Well yeah that's what I mean.

At 3/31/06 08:03 AM, Andersson wrote: By the way, I reached the rank Elite Guard Lieutenant General yesterday. =)

Congrats on that.


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 09:35:14


At 3/31/06 09:13 AM, BonusStage wrote:
I'll be getting a new fist weapon in 6 days, at least it will be better than this one.

Confident aren't we, dare I say arrogant? While you are appreciated here some humble pie will do you no harm, try it some time.

For your girls right?

I have no clue what you meant by that, again I direct you to my reply above.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 09:47:23


What's with all the attogance BonusStage so what you're at a higher level than some of us here so you know what means... Not a damn thing. Its good that you're at a high level but there's no to be flaunting it.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 09:48:49


Sorry fopr the double post but I meant to say arrogance in my previous post.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 11:24:25


I am sad news I am retiring from the elite guards. I know I said I would wait until I got to EGSC before I did but I changed mine mind. I have lost my will to B/P and Dare I say it my will to flag

I am lying there flagging never gets old for me.

But My B/P will is truely gone. I will still be on NG but in the Abuse review thread posing in overdrive like I used to. Oh and before I forget congrats to hot_and_charming for getting to level 10

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-31 11:34:09


At 3/31/06 11:24 AM, Littlewashu wrote:
But My B/P will is truely gone. I will still be on NG but in the Abuse review thread posing in overdrive like I used to. Oh and before I forget congrats to hot_and_charming for getting to level 10

No sense in keeping on with the B/P's if you've lost your will for it but I'm sure someday eventually you'll have your deity whistle I'm sure I speak for pretty much everyone here when I say that you will be missed. Good luck on your flagging.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!