At 3/30/06 01:03 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I wouldn't care if I got one made about me. Kinda flattering, even...hehe. :-P

If one was made about the EGB you would be in it for sure as you are one of the highest b/p averages and you are a very active member of the club.

At 3/30/06 12:52 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Well...if both were blammed, I believe that he will receive a 15 days' flash ban. But he surely escaped from more serious consequences.

Yeah...damn him...

I support your idea of making a moive. It does not have to be good, as long as you try your best, we will leave positive reviews.

Lol, sure. And while I'm at it I'll make one for you to complement the one for your BF. Then you wont feel left out of the fun.

PS: try to make it funny. :)

Oh I will....

At 3/30/06 12:59 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Btw, what ever happened to your star wars sprite flash. Give up on that one? I was actually looking forward to it. Maybe you'll have time to pick it up again.

Nope, still working on it. I fully intend on it passing, so I'm putting a fair bit of thought and work into it.

At 3/30/06 01:13 AM, Wastedwizard wrote: If one was made about the EGB you would be in it for sure as you are one of the highest b/p averages and you are a very active member of the club.

Who says there ISN'T an EGB flash being made?

this is the secret episode of the Elite Guard. It was never shown, because they are way to blammy. ieieieieieieieieieieieilololololololoneone

oneoneroflroflspamBBBBBBBB.

just kidding

I see we have a new member here in the Barracks, well congratulations to him and to E-moose for his flash.

At 3/29/06 10:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You can run but you can't hide, I'm feeling trigger happy.

Dammit, and I'm still some 14 points away from getting my own NG tank for the use of in matters pertaining to the Portal (10,000 B/P)

Time for a report:
Coop83, Elite Guard Second Lieutenant
Exp: 6,980 (level 15)
Blams: 6,973
Saves: 3,013
Total B/P 9,986
Reviews: 149
Voting Power: 8.54
Posts: 5,633
Whistle Level: Silver

Coop83 all present and correct sir! *salutes*

The portal is going pretty well today, seems like everyone has a day off.

At 3/30/06 04:44 AM, -Casualty- wrote: The portal is going pretty well today, seems like everyone has a day off.

I'm hoping to sustain a large ammount of points generation today, as I want to get back on pace for my weekly progress (210 points per week, 30 per day) If I can do this, I should be able to double my B/P over the next year :)

At 3/30/06 04:55 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 3/30/06 04:44 AM, -Casualty- wrote: The portal is going pretty well today, seems like everyone has a day off.

I'm hoping to sustain a large ammount of points generation today, as I want to get back on pace for my weekly progress (210 points per week, 30 per day) If I can do this, I should be able to double my B/P over the next year :)

That's a good pace, I will never reach it because of school, but during the weekend and holidays I can easily get 50/day. That's what I'm going to try these two weeks. I should also rank up before the end of the holiday...

At 3/30/06 04:57 AM, -Casualty- wrote: That's a good pace, I will never reach it because of school, but during the weekend and holidays I can easily get 50/day. That's what I'm going to try these two weeks. I should also rank up before the end of the holiday...

Well, with my working hours, I hit the portal for a few hours a day and get my points. 9.00am (3am Eastern); 1.00pm (7am); maybe 4.30pm (10.30am); 7.00pm (1pm) and 11.00pm (5pm) I miss prime time, as I need to sleep at some point, but that's the problems with living and working in the UK.

At 3/30/06 04:44 AM, -Casualty- wrote: The portal is going pretty well today, seems like everyone has a day off.

I have to agree with you there. It has been somwhat steady, but defianatly not the pace it is usualy running at. It may pick up as more and more people start to hit spring break though, keep an eye out.

At 3/30/06 04:55 AM, Coop83 wrote:
I'm hoping to sustain a large ammount of points generation today, as I want to get back on pace for my weekly progress (210 points per week, 30 per day) If I can do this, I should be able to double my B/P over the next year :)

30 a day is none to shabby. I think I only balance out around 50 or 60. I don't know how people are able to carry on 100+ for a day. It would be nice to be able to do, especially with rank jumps at 1000. Good luck getting everything on track man, you ought to be able to do it.

BTW- this is my 800th post! Woot! ^_^

At 3/30/06 04:17 AM, Coop83 wrote: Dammit, and I'm still some 14 points away from getting my own NG tank for the use of in matters pertaining to the Portal (10,000 B/P)

Your tank is in the mail, you won't be allowed to sign the package for 13 points more but you will have it soon, I have a tank already I'm working on getting a jet fighter ( 20000 B/P ).

At 3/30/06 05:10 AM, Turkeybean wrote: 30 a day is none to shabby. I think I only balance out around 50 or 60. I don't know how people are able to carry on 100+ for a day. It would be nice to be able to do, especially with rank jumps at 1000. Good luck getting everything on track man, you ought to be able to do it.

I just look at those people who manage to get 100 points per day all week every week. THE STAR PACERS as they are more commonly known. They have serious social issues here (or are using multiple users to access the portal so often.

BTW- this is my 800th post! Woot! ^_^

Congrats

At 3/30/06 05:22 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Your tank is in the mail, you won't be allowed to sign the package for 13 points more but you will have it soon, I have a tank already I'm working on getting a jet fighter ( 20000 B/P ).

And it's the aircraft carrier for 30k, isn't it, sir? There's only one way for me: onwards and upwards.

At 3/30/06 05:26 AM, Coop83 wrote:
I just look at those people who manage to get 100 points per day all week every week. THE STAR PACERS as they are more commonly known. They have serious social issues here (or are using multiple users to access the portal so often.

I know, it is amazing to me. To be able to pull 100+ points in a day were around 150 or 160 flashes were subbmited is just plain crazy. Slow and steady. I'm a big guy, I was built for comfort, not for speed.

BTW- this is my 800th post! Woot! ^_^

Congrats

Thanks!

At 3/30/06 05:22 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Your tank is in the mail, you won't be allowed to sign the package for 13 points more but you will have it soon, I have a tank already I'm working on getting a jet fighter ( 20000 B/P ).

And it's the aircraft carrier for 30k, isn't it, sir? There's only one way for me: onwards and upwards.

Nothing good for lower levels is there? <_>

At 3/30/06 05:31 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Nothing good for lower levels is there? <_>

You've got a rifle and a supply of Blamunition, what more were you after, Private?

At 3/30/06 05:40 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 3/30/06 05:31 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Nothing good for lower levels is there? <_>

You've got a rifle and a supply of Blamunition, what more were you after, Private?

I apologize sir! The Barracks have clearly given me everything I need. Thank you sir! I am off to the portal to make use of my obviously sufficient supply of arms.

At 3/30/06 05:44 AM, Turkeybean wrote: I apologize sir! The Barracks have clearly given me everything I need. Thank you sir! I am off to the portal to make use of my obviously sufficient supply of arms.

Good man, just remember only to shoot at enemy targets (Blams) and not at the civilians (Saves)

We shall win this war.

At 3/30/06 05:54 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Good man, just remember only to shoot at enemy targets (Blams) and not at the civilians (Saves)

I would never take aim at a civilian. Shoot now and ask questions later mentalities leave us with far too much paperwork. I really do not like paperwork. It is amazing how great you are when you succesfuly aquire your target time and time again, but make one mistake and pay for it for a long time. I will get that Numa Numa monkey, I shall I say!

We shall win this war.

The enemy targets do greatly outnumber us though. As shown by our top B/Pers we are at least 2-1. I do feel we can prevail over all the obstacles and come to a cleaner, brighter, higher quality portal. It will take time and man power though. I may need to inlist the help of a few commrades in order to complete my duties. We will have to wait and see.

At 3/29/06 06:20 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 3/29/05 Morning Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #516 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3369 unchanged from yesterday
Saves: 1918 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 713 points until Master Sergeant, 16 positions until the top 500.

3/30/06 Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #516 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3372 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 1921 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 707 points until Master Sergeant, 16 positions until top 500.

At 3/30/06 06:00 AM, Turkeybean wrote: I will get that Numa Numa monkey, I shall I say!

Though that flash grows on you. I think there are much more heinous crimes on the portal than Numa Numa, as that generated great publicity for NG (US national TV, national press)

At 3/30/06 05:54 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 3/30/06 05:44 AM, Turkeybean wrote: I apologize sir! The Barracks have clearly given me everything I need. Thank you sir! I am off to the portal to make use of my obviously sufficient supply of arms.

Good man, just remember only to shoot at enemy targets (Blams) and not at the civilians (Saves)

We shall win this war.

What weapon do I get sir?

At 3/30/06 07:35 AM, -Casualty- wrote: What weapon do I get sir?

Why do you even ask? It's a boxing glove with barbed wire, Unfortunately my wrist is exposed for 8 more days. In the mean time I just got NFS: Most wanted, awesome...

At 3/30/06 07:43 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Why do you even ask? It's a boxing glove with barbed wire, Unfortunately my wrist is exposed for 8 more days. In the mean time I just got NFS: Most wanted, awesome...

Very true. One of the reasons I love my Chain (though I can't wait for the Nunchucks)

At 3/30/06 07:45 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 3/30/06 07:43 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Why do you even ask? It's a boxing glove with barbed wire, Unfortunately my wrist is exposed for 8 more days. In the mean time I just got NFS: Most wanted, awesome...

Very true. One of the reasons I love my Chain (though I can't wait for the Nunchucks)

I'm still 2 months and 12 days away of the baseball bat, and I can't wait 'till level 14-15-16...

Colonel Ghost_Phantom, sir. Could you please tell me which courrier you used, so I can track my new NG tank, now having reached the prerequiste number of points.

Thank you sir *salutes*

At 3/30/06 08:43 AM, Coop83 wrote: Colonel Ghost_Phantom, sir. Could you please tell me which courrier you used, so I can track my new NG tank, now having reached the prerequiste number of points.

You mean he isn't here yet? You'd think a person gets orders under gun point understands but they never cease to amaze, you know what? I'm gonna have it delivered directly to you? Pick it up at your grandmother garage.

P.S: Sorry about her Oldsmobile.

At 3/30/06 08:57 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You mean he isn't here yet? You'd think a person gets orders under gun point understands but they never cease to amaze, you know what? I'm gonna have it delivered directly to you? Pick it up at your grandmother garage.

I'd have paid the extra few bucks for the UPs or FedEx treatment. What can Brown do for you when they're sleeping with the fishes?

P.S: Sorry about her Oldsmobile.

Meh, it had it coming. She's getting a new Taurus through the insurers, so it was a blessing in disguise

Ooh, there's a large, suspect package on the driveway, I'll unwrap it. *dons helmet* Thank you Sir *salutes*

At 3/30/06 09:18 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'd have paid the extra few bucks for the UPs or FedEx treatment. What can Brown do for you when they're sleeping with the fishes?

They always rip me off, if more people had the balls to get their own stuff they would stop ripping us off, bloody " Weight tax ", in shipments like this one 40 tons are more than a few bucks.

Meh, it had it coming. She's getting a new Taurus through the insurers, so it was a blessing in disguise

No no no... Let me. How about something that is little more prestigious, how does the Ferrari F430 sound?

Ooh, there's a large, suspect package on the driveway, I'll unwrap it. *dons helmet* Thank you Sir *salutes*

It's even fully loaded, if any one at work has been getting on your nerves and you know their addresses then here is your chance.

At 3/30/06 08:43 AM, Coop83 wrote: Colonel Ghost_Phantom, sir. Could you please tell me which courrier you used, so I can track my new NG tank, now having reached the prerequiste number of points.

Thank you sir *salutes*

Congrats on your promotion, sir!

If any of you are going to make secret eposides could you please make them good enough to pass the portal? because by sending in crappy flash movies you are breaking the code of the elite guards by polluting the portal that we are suppose to be protecting. thank you wellback to the abuse thread for me

At 3/30/06 12:04 PM, Littlewashu wrote: If any of you are going to make secret eposides could you please make them good enough to pass the portal? because by sending in crappy flash movies you are breaking the code of the elite guards by polluting the portal that we are suppose to be protecting. thank you wellback to the abuse thread for me

I know it would suck to have to vote 0 on a flash made by someone in here but the portal has to come first. Then again if it is made well no one will have to do that.

At 3/30/06 12:24 PM, BonusStage wrote: LOL i like how, if i joined, since the other EGSC's left, I'd be the highest ranked XD... hmmm and it's a place to show off how many b/s i earn a day and by looking at all of yours ... it's not that hard to beat XDDDDDD

Last week I beat your pace by 2 points a day. But you are the highest in rank should you be active, which brings me to my next question, are you considering joining or not?