At 3/28/06 08:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 3/28/06 08:28 PM, world_famous wrote: how do you whistle it? malicious?

no the third one since he is giving away blam points which is illegal for NG

Would it not be so much easier just to blam it, instead of having it put under admin review and all that crap just for a 20kb submission that would obviously be deleted anyway.

I just think some of you are taking these rules too seriously...

At 3/28/06 08:39 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 3/28/06 08:30 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

no the third one since he is giving away blam points which is illegal for NG

Thanks for the heads up ma'am I already whistled but it still needs a couple of more whistles.

I blew my whistle as well but it is still there.

Did we get any new members?

I would like to join the Elite Guard. I have the requirements and Slashfirestorm said he could recruit me when I do. May I be recruited?

absolutely soldier! welcome to the barracks. get clearance from one of our top members and they will instruct you further. enjoy your stay!

praporschik world_famous

At 3/28/06 09:03 PM, MetalDart wrote: I would like to join the Elite Guard. I have the requirements and Slashfirestorm said he could recruit me when I do. May I be recruited?

Hiya there! Yeah, you can, everything checks out. First up, go read the Barracks FAQ at our forums, and then sign up and post in the Recruitment Center forum announcing your desire to join, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can register you. After that you'll have full forum access and be, officially, a member of the Elite Guard Barracks!
Congratulations on your promotion to Elite Guard Private, and good hunting, soldier! :salute:

Cool. I have read the FAQ and Firestorm has done all the background checks and everything. Just waiting for the Eagle to recruit me. Reporting for duty!

At 3/28/06 09:28 PM, MetalDart wrote: Cool. I have read the FAQ and Firestorm has done all the background checks and everything. Just waiting for the Eagle to recruit me. Reporting for duty!

hey your the person who wanted to be in but went into elite guard private well congratulations sorry for posting on the barreks just had to see one thing 1.you never saw me no comments and i was never here get it? got it? good!

This person, Lizord, submitted the same game last week, http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/304032 . I made a post last week sending a heads up warning for a possible fileswap. He is a habitual fileswapper. He sets you up with his button games and a day or two later he swaps them out. His other NG account was IAINROCKS, which i think was removed. He will swap it out in a day or two. Again, just bringing this to everyone's attention.

*Salute*

Day's end report:

83 points. Sure, it was low. But hey, the visit from my female friend was worth it. :-P

awww yeah.

I'll endeavor to do better tomorrow. As for now, I've got a lot of work to do, to restore my library of music...pfft. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

another days end report for b/p between 3/27 and 3/28. not as promising as i expected, but the portal was fairly stagnant today. nothing exciting happened around the home, so im gonna do this while im bored and go to bed.

started: 9000
ended: 9053
change: 53
under judgment: 8

well, as for daily news: congrats to washu getting a flash made about her (yea, i know you did i. you know who you are ;-) ). also, welcome again to our newest member, whose name i cannot remember right now. youll get another welcome from me on the forums, so ill make it up then. as for now im hitting the bunks. good luck to all and happy blamming!

*salute*

Daily Report For 3/28/06

Start: 5550 Blams/2780 Saves
End: 5617 Blams/2818 Saves
Total: 67 Blams/ 38 Saves (105 Total)

Next Rank: 1065 Until 2nd Lieutenant

Today's Achievement: Entry into the Top 300 (#299)

Congratulations To:
-CruX- for making Sergeant-
MetalDart for making Private

Good Hunting Everyone!

*Salute*

At 3/29/06 12:28 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Today's Achievement: Entry into the Top 300 (#299)

Welcome to the list, you will get a joiners congrats from Denvish. As for me... B/P rate good. Rank moves, not so much.

At 3/29/06 01:34 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/29/06 12:28 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Today's Achievement: Entry into the Top 300 (#299)

Welcome to the list, you will get a joiners congrats from Denvish. As for me... B/P rate good. Rank moves, not so much.

Wow, it must be nice to break 300. I was happy to break 2,000 to pick up #1,760. My B/P rate needs to be much higher to get where you all are. It's amazing how fast you move at first though, jumping 1,000's of spots for a couple ranks. Now is moves a little slower. Just like the portal! I want it to move faster. I am down to around 50+ more to get my first class promotion. Hopefuly soon.

At 3/29/06 01:42 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Wow, it must be nice to break 300. I was happy to break 2,000 to pick up #1,760. My B/P rate needs to be much higher to get where you all are. It's amazing how fast you move at first though, jumping 1,000's of spots for a couple ranks. Now is moves a little slower. Just like the portal! I want it to move faster. I am down to around 50+ more to get my first class promotion. Hopefuly soon.

You want to talk about slow moving ranks, try being close to the top 100, you now almost every one you are passing and vice versa. I've moved one spot since Saturday.

At 3/29/06 02:22 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
You want to talk about slow moving ranks, try being close to the top 100, you now almost every one you are passing and vice versa. I've moved one spot since Saturday.

One spot?! That is just too much. That has got to be driving you nuts man. I know that time is coming. beleive me, I am not looking forward to that, but I am. I know it will drive me crazy to know everyone ahead of me and figure that I will never pass them. The way it is now is like 20 spots for every 10 B/P points. All the new signups and such really help too. You end up with a bunch of Noobs running around, just letting the rest of us jump. So it is all good and bad.

At 3/29/06 02:32 AM, Turkeybean wrote: One spot?! That is just too much. That has got to be driving you nuts man. I know that time is coming. beleive me, I am not looking forward to that, but I am. I know it will drive me crazy to know everyone ahead of me and figure that I will never pass them. The way it is now is like 20 spots for every 10 B/P points. All the new signups and such really help too. You end up with a bunch of Noobs running around, just letting the rest of us jump. So it is all good and bad.

It can be very frustrating but I have the comfort of knowing that only 110 B/Pers out there are better than me and there are still about 99,900 B/Pers slower than me. And it helps knowing exactly how many points I need to have to pass another rank, even though I have only moved one spot my daily average is still 103 and I'm 33 points behind my target.

At 3/28/06 01:38 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Really 2nd Lt? I would hate to pull rank here but I will if I have to, KFC has done well, I reduced the sentence, clear?

SIR! *salutes*

Are you ordering me to do pushups to sir?

At 3/29/06 04:15 AM, Coop83 wrote: Are you ordering me to do pushups to sir?

No need, just go easy on lower recruits next time. Or you will get stabbed.

At 3/29/06 04:16 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/29/06 04:15 AM, Coop83 wrote: Are you ordering me to do pushups to sir?

No need, just go easy on lower recruits next time. Or you will get stabbed.

If there is going to be any stabbing of Elite Guard by a Mafia member, the Barracks/Mafia liason will need to be notified beforehand. That way he may take a short leave of absence to dispose of the...umm...paperwork, yes, paperwork. This has been a notice from your Barracks/Mafia liason. Thank you.

At 3/29/06 04:22 AM, Turkeybean wrote: If there is going to be any stabbing of Elite Guard by a Mafia member, the Barracks/Mafia liason will need to be notified beforehand. That way he may take a short leave of absence to dispose of the...umm...paperwork, yes, paperwork. This has been a notice from your Barracks/Mafia liason. Thank you.

But surely, he'll be stabbing me as a Barracks officer, rather than in his official mafia capacity.

Anyway, I'm off to the portal. Good hunting, all!

I'm back! Finally! I've got -9 ranks exp and -8 b/p, but now I got vacation and I'll get the back!

At 3/29/06 04:22 AM, Turkeybean wrote: If there is going to be any stabbing of Elite Guard by a Mafia member, the Barracks/Mafia liason will need to be notified beforehand. That way he may take a short leave of absence to dispose of the...umm...paperwork, yes, paperwork. This has been a notice from your Barracks/Mafia liason. Thank you.

Sorry about that, I'll make sure you know all about it next time. Nice post though ;-)

At 3/29/06 04:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: But surely, he'll be stabbing me as a Barracks officer, rather than in his official mafia capacity.

Now why would I do that, in my Barracks position killing would involve lots and lots of actual paperwork and forms to fill out, while in the mafia identity it's "chop, chop, and into river he goes". But I will have to let Turk get ready now before so he isn't prepared just yet, call this, divine intervention.

At 3/28/06 06:15 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 3/28/06 Morning Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #515 +9 overnight
Blams: 3369 +13 overnight
Saves: 1915 +8 overnight
Next Rank: 716 points until Master Sergeant, 15 positions until the top 500.

Maybe I should cut down to one report a day.
3/29/05 Morning Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #516 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3369 unchanged from yesterday
Saves: 1918 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 713 points until Master Sergeant, 16 positions until the top 500.

At 3/29/06 06:06 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Now why would I do that, in my Barracks position killing would involve lots and lots of actual paperwork and forms to fill out, while in the mafia identity it's "chop, chop, and into river he goes". But I will have to let Turk get ready now before so he isn't prepared just yet, call this, divine intervention.

But not all stabbings lead to a fatality, you could embed a screwdriver into my brain far enough to make a comical news article, but not nessesarily to kill me.

At 3/29/06 07:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: But not all stabbings lead to a fatality

Not in my line of work

you could embed a screwdriver into my brain far enough to make a comical news article, but not nessesarily to kill me.

I could, but... Eh who cares, I'll just shoot you between the eyes next time. And if that doesn't kill you very few things will.

At 3/29/06 08:12 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Not in my line of work

For some bizzare reason, I find that very hard to disbelieve.

I could, but... Eh who cares, I'll just shoot you between the eyes next time. And if that doesn't kill you very few things will.

Point taken sir *salutes, then hides*

At 3/28/06 12:36 PM, Major_punk wrote: I wouldn't right now. By sacrificing the bbs and forcing yourself to review, your risking burning out before reaching 1k.

Yeah, you're right. I better wait until I get to 900 reviews and then review mad. However, if there's a week where I don't make a single review, I'd then better ask a mod to ban me from the BBS for a few days.

I dunno but I'd hate to see you stuck at like 920 and not reviewing because your just sick of it.

Well, the easter holidays are coming up. Maybe I don't need to ask for a ban at all. I think each week if I am in a good reviewing mood, I think I'll make around 100 - 200 reviews each week. :)

Sign up dates can be a bitch, but we all know voting power is thee most important stat. =)

Yep, my VP is higher than his. :) If he missed another deposit, I'd be alright. I think he did miss a deposit, but I recently missed a deposit. :(

At 3/29/06 12:14 AM, FlashSpark wrote: This is A Message for Major_Punk

INTERNET.

At 3/29/06 08:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: For some bizzare reason, I find that very hard to disbelieve.

Wise guy eh? Well I don't think I hate it.

Point taken sir *salutes, then hides*

You can run but you can't hide, I'm feeling trigger happy.

At 3/29/06 09:52 AM, Bahamut- wrote: INTERNET.

Serious business.

Good morning sirs. I am just dropping in to say my flash movie was blammed. :( On a happier note, I am very close to getting staff seargent. I'll drop by again when I get it.

*salutes*

DEFCON Update:

DEFCON 3, but very close to DEFCON 2. However, threats are low, which warrant keeping to DEFCON 3.

So yeah...I'm busy, and I apologize for my long absences. I feel like I'm letting you guys (and girls) down. This is what happens when you try to play Oblivion and configure a Linux server...when you forgot about that damn paper that's due Thursday.

At 3/28/06 09:28 PM, MetalDart wrote: Cool. I have read the FAQ and Firestorm has done all the background checks and everything. Just waiting for the Eagle to recruit me. Reporting for duty!

My apologies for your wait. Welcome to the Barracks, Private! If you joined the Forums, I'll give you clearance immediately!

At 3/29/06 09:52 AM, Bahamut- wrote: INTERNET.

Serious business.

VERY serious business.

...but leave the Police Captain alone. He's just trying to be polite. I'm sure Lieutenant Colonel Major_punk will approach him differently due to his mannerisms here.