time for that extra special time of day again. yes its the days end report! woohoo!

first, i had one big accomplishment in finally hitting the 9000 b/p mark just a few seconds ago. only 500 left till 2nd lieutenant now. so close....

started: 8927
ended: 9000 yayy!
change: 73
under judgment: 8

i wanted to end on a good note, and what better way (other than with a promotion) that to end on another new thousand coming up. hopefully 10k will be easier to get to than 9k. alright, well im hitting the bunks now. good luck to all and happy blamming!

*salute*

Days end report...ahh hell, I donno what it is. I startd at roughly 250 points away from staff sarge, now I'm only 130 away. Thats aaround 120 than. Woohoo! Thats good for me.

At 3/27/06 08:03 PM, Peregrinus wrote:

At 3/27/06 08:00 PM, world_famous wrote: man that was so stupid funny. CLEARLY a lackage of life on that end. i was debating blowing the whistle, but it technically doesnt break any rules. should the whistle be blown if its submitted again?

If it isnt fixed, maybe. but thats a waste
its intended to be funny really. a flash version of HinesDaMan's threads...

ROFL! For those who have not known, my bf and HinesDaMan are hated e rivals. DoD basically made a thread (deleted) when George Mason beat Michigan State. (HDM is from MSU.)Because DoD has the habit of posting "Duke proud" type of posts in the general forum although I told him not to, many people hate him. Considering that LittleWashu was also made in a flash by her haters, it does not surprise me that DoD haters did the same premature stuffs. Since the entry actually did not break any rule, there is no need to whistle. Plus, it was blammed anyway. If he dares to do the same, just make sure that he will enjoy a 15 days' flash ban. ;)

At 3/27/06 10:26 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Elite guards now hear this if someone mark a personal attack against a NG user flag it! because it is against the rules for someone to make a hateful flash against NG users as well as groups of people remember that

That rule sadly only applies only to NG authors. But if DoD was done I have a bad feeling about who is next. I want every one to remember this one. There were the flashes about people and their reviews about some BB movies but no whistles unless it’s about heir flash.

That rule sadly only applies only to NG authors. But if DoD was done I have a bad feeling about who is next. I want every one to remember this one. There were the flashes about people and their reviews about some BB movies but no whistles unless it’s about heir flash.

While DoD is still away for helping his best male friend with the mathematics problems, I have to admit that I had a good time watching it thanks to the link on the previous page although I should not based on our relationship. For those who agree on whistling, I cannot quite agree. First of all, if you whistle it as a hateful entry, then all the anti Legendary Frog and Illwillpress entries should be marked for the same reason, but it was apparently not what happened in the reality as most of those entries passed if the qualities were decent. Secondly, I really think that my bf needs to stop posting those "Duke proud" threads which will only help him from improving his image. Knowing him, he can be a very nice and caring person, but he also needs to show that side a bit more on the internet if he wants to be respected like he is at school. Plus, the benefit of blamming is that the author will be flash banned for 15 days if he gets 2 entries blammed. Lastly, if such XXXXXX(name) hating entries get marked wrong, all the markers will lose whistle points, so for safe case, it is not a good idea to gamble there. I really hope that DoD views the EGB thread when he comes back and take serious effort on the way to change his e-image. I know that he can be a very nice person.

At 3/28/06 02:44 AM, FlashSpark wrote: Sorry to bother the guard with this but this submission seems very dodgy.
I don't understand a word in it but it looks as if it was stolen.
I may be wrong, but I'll let you guys look into it.

You aren't linking us to a submission you know you are trying to link us to "thanks for voting" page, link us to the submission if you want us to check. For example http://www.newground..m/portal/view/276841
this links us to a submission, look at the differences and try again.

ugh..FINALLY! I've been counting down the seconds until my ban was lifted....
Your god that is CruX has returned!

well, it's been quite an interesting day... lol Dream_of_Duke... Although a little abusive, you gotta admit it WAS pretty funny.. lol sorry man, haha...

I am 20 points away from Staff Sergeant, and it's killing me right now.. the portal always dries up around this time.. AAHH! I also passed 3,000 Blams.. And it was only a month ago that I was a private.. You rank up a lot faster than you first think...

My younger brother (princeofdeath) might be joining the headquarters... lol, he's not gonna be able to do any heavy duty blamming though, considering we share a similar IP address and I'm a LOT faster than him... lol I'm such a blam whore >:).

And what is happening in my life out of newgrounds, you might ask?
1. Getting a second lip ring.
2. Tattoo on my back.
3. Have to do a paper at the end of spring break if I can ever stop procrastinating..
4. Kissing the mods asses, hoping I don't get banned, considering I get banned every second for rules I don't know exist...
5. Wishing for cable
6. There is no 6. My life is not important enough to have 6 major events. :(

Back to the (somewhat stagnant) portal.... (sigh)

*salute*

At 3/28/06 03:40 AM, -CruX- wrote: 1. Getting a second lip ring.
2. Tattoo on my back.

I see...

3. Have to do a paper at the end of spring break if I can ever stop procrastinating..

With my understanding of how you look you could just threaten the teacher into a good grade.

4. Kissing the mods asses, hoping I don't get banned, considering I get banned every second for rules I don't know exist...

Most of them don't like suck ups, they just hate don't want you to piss them off is all.

5. Wishing for cable

Is it really that hard to get?

At 3/27/06 10:19 PM, mr_trivia wrote: 3/27/06 Evening Report - As of 2215 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #524
Blams: 3356 +11 for the day
Saves: 1907 + 13 for the day
Next Rank: 737 points until Master Sergeant, 24 positions until the top 500.

3/28/06 Morning Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #515 +9 overnight
Blams: 3369 +13 overnight
Saves: 1915 +8 overnight
Next Rank: 716 points until Master Sergeant, 15 positions until the top 500.

At 3/28/06 06:15 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 3/28/06 Morning Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #515 +9 overnight
Blams: 3369 +13 overnight
Saves: 1915 +8 overnight
Next Rank: 716 points until Master Sergeant, 15 positions until the top 500.

Keep going, Mr Trivia! Let's see you power your way into the top 300 and onto Denvish / D0GMA's list.

28/03/06 Midday report as of 1330 hours, BST
B/P rank # 242 (+2 overnight)
Blams 6928
Saves 2995
Next rank: 1077 points until 1st Lieutenant

At 3/28/06 08:17 AM, Wolf- wrote: You like, do you?

To be perfectly honest, the picture itself cannot be marked down for quality. The subject matter, however leaves a lot to be desired. Perhaps you would care to discuss it in the C&C regulars lounge, where we are currently discussin racism in the Southern States of America.

At 3/28/06 08:17 AM, Wolf- wrote: loln00b

Says a person who won't even disclose his age (13)

A pleasure to meet you, Volf.

At 3/28/06 08:48 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 3/28/06 08:17 AM, Wolf- wrote: You like, do you?

To be perfectly honest, the picture itself cannot be marked down for quality. The subject matter, however leaves a lot to be desired. Perhaps you would care to discuss it in the C&C regulars lounge, where we are currently discussin racism in the Southern States of America.

Coop83, please don't respond to flamer's / spammers. You will notice his most recent posts here got deleted. >_>

At 3/28/06 08:51 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Coop83, please don't respond to flamer's / spammers. You will notice his most recent posts here got deleted. >_>

It's alright. It is over now so best to let it go. Thanks for helping out too with the mod KFC.

At 3/28/06 08:51 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Coop83, please don't respond to flamer's / spammers. You will notice his most recent posts here got deleted. >_>

Thank you for the advice Sergeant. Though in future, kindly avoid addressing your superior officers in such an inferior manor.

FYI, I was directing him to the discussion in the C&C Regulars lounge first and foremost.

At 3/28/06 09:08 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Thank you for the advice Sergeant. Though in future, kindly avoid addressing your superior officers in such an inferior manor.

Sorry, it will not happen again, SIR! *salutes, drops and does 50 push-ups*

At 3/28/06 09:11 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Sorry, it will not happen again, SIR! *salutes, drops and does 50 push-ups*

You can stop at 20, and that's an order. You've done almost all good, you get off easy today ;-)

At 3/27/06 08:50 PM, Major_punk wrote: Heh, ya I'm starting to fall behind in tons of NG threads like the LUL and a few other C&C clubs. I might even have to drop a few, bad for post count but good for mental health. =|

Heh, recently, I've been thinking of asking a mod to ban me from the BBS for a few days so I could try and concentrate on reviewing during the weekdays. Just to see how much reviewing I can get done from Tuesday - Friday. Posts on the BBS, I can always save what I want to say on Notepad. :)

I thought (and hoping) that alot of inactive users with more exp then me would miss deposits and I would maybe gain roughly 50 ranks instead of my usual 30/day, but there was hardly any difference which sorta sucks...

Heh, I hope someone who has the same EXP as me would miss a deposit. I want this fucking bastard to miss two deposits, so I will definately be ahead of him!

At 3/28/06 10:35 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Heh, I hope someone who has the same EXP as me would miss a deposit. I want this fucking bastard to miss two deposits, so I will definately be ahead of him!

*sniff* *sniff*, I smell... jealousy... Come on people, is it really that freaking competitive here...? meh, maybe I'm just being complacent =p

bp threshold: got past 4100. woo hoo!^_^

At 3/27/06 10:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

lol, y'all make it sound like Pearl Harbor. XD

=(

At 3/28/06 03:40 AM, -CruX- wrote:

2. Tattoo on my back.

Sounds cool, what is it? Any pics?

At 3/28/06 10:35 AM, Bahamut- wrote: At 3/27/06 08:50 PM, Major_punk wrote: Heh, ya I'm starting to fall behind in tons of NG threads like the LUL and a few other C&C clubs. I might even have to drop a few, bad for post count but good for mental health. =|

Heh, recently, I've been thinking of asking a mod to ban me from the BBS for a few days so I could try and concentrate on reviewing during the weekdays. Just to see how much reviewing I can get done from Tuesday - Friday. Posts on the BBS, I can always save what I want to say on Notepad. :)

I wouldn't right now. By sacrificing the bbs and forcing yourself to review, your risking burning out before reaching 1k.

This is just my opinion but I think you should review at a casual pace for now and whenever you hit 900 then break into a fast sprint and just go nuts with the reviewing. That way you'll likely burn out a few reviews after 1000 and I think that would be a good time to take a nice long rest.

I dunno but I'd hate to see you stuck at like 920 and not reviewing because your just sick of it.

I thought (and hoping) that alot of inactive users with more exp then me would miss deposits and I would maybe gain roughly 50 ranks instead of my usual 30/day, but there was hardly any difference which sorta sucks...

Heh, I hope someone who has the same EXP as me would miss a deposit. I want this fucking bastard to miss two deposits, so I will definately be ahead of him!

Sign up dates can be a bitch, but we all know voting power is thee most important stat. =)

Unfortunately I don't really have any exp rivals myself, Nomader used to be my old one but hes missed too many deposits and I passed him but I'll find a new one soon.

At 3/28/06 11:54 AM, ShinDenjin wrote:

Come on people, is it really that freaking competitive here...? meh, maybe I'm just being complacent =p

Meh, having a rival will keep you at your best and adds a little exictement. So I try to have one for as many stats as possible, maybe I care too much but it's usually just for fun.

At 3/28/06 03:40 AM, -CruX- wrote: 4. Kissing the mods asses, hoping I don't get banned, considering I get banned every second for rules I don't know exist...

lol, you may want to know crux, that you don't have to kiss their asses to not get banned. Hell, it's been 400 posts since my last ban, which was in janauary!! Just don't post in topics right away if you think they might get locked. Wait awhile and then post once your sure its okay. Thats what I do.

At 3/28/06 12:36 PM, Major_punk wrote: Meh, having a rival will keep you at your best and adds a little exictement. So I try to have one for as many stats as possible, maybe I care too much but it's usually just for fun.

I don’t keep track of Exp Rivals mainly because I only know of the list that starts with the top 2000 which I'm not in yet... B/P on the other, I keep my friends close and my rivals closer, my next one should be gone within 12 to 24 hours.

At 3/28/06 12:54 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:

At 3/28/06 03:40 AM, -CruX- wrote: 4. Kissing the mods asses, hoping I don't get banned, considering I get banned every second for rules I don't know exist...

lol, you may want to know crux, that you don't have to kiss their asses to not get banned. Hell, it's been 400 posts since my last ban, which was in janauary!! Just don't post in topics right away if you think they might get locked. Wait awhile and then post once your sure its okay. Thats what I do.

That doesn't always work sometimes spam threads can get up to 3-4 pages before they are deleted I have seen it happen before and that really sucks if you ask you

At 3/28/06 01:06 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 3/28/06 12:54 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:

At 3/28/06 03:40 AM, -CruX- wrote: 4. Kissing the mods asses, hoping I don't get banned, considering I get banned every second for rules I don't know exist...

lol, you may want to know crux, that you don't have to kiss their asses to not get banned. Hell, it's been 400 posts since my last ban, which was in janauary!! Just don't post in topics right away if you think they might get locked. Wait awhile and then post once your sure its okay. Thats what I do.

That doesn't always work sometimes spam threads can get up to 3-4 pages before they are deleted I have seen it happen before and that really sucks if you ask you

Actually, thats only happened to me once, and it was that I lost my Virginity thread that Sweet_Tinffany started. That was over 50 posts long but still everyone got banned. You just have to have enough sense not to post something in a topic if you think its spam, EVEN if it has a lot of posts.

I wish the portal would speed up. I'm not so far away from achieving my next rank, Elite Guard Staff Sergeant. Would be grand if things picked up the pace, indeed.

That's why I don't like posting on the General forum there's a lot spam topics with the potential to get locked. I rather just post in the C&C than risk getting banned.

At 3/28/06 01:09 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Actually, thats only happened to me once, and it was that I lost my Virginity thread that Sweet_Tinffany started. That was over 50 posts long but still everyone got banned. You just have to have enough sense not to post something in a topic if you think its spam, EVEN if it has a lot of posts.

I'm surprised you refer to getting banned as virginity, unlike sex, most people don't look forward to getting banned. Regarding the topic, I say again that I go to the C&C and once in a while to the Wi/Ht, never ever the general.

At 3/28/06 01:22 PM, pepeatumi wrote: That's why I don't like posting on the General forum there's a lot spam topics with the potential to get locked. I rather just post in the C&C than risk getting banned.

Plus there are a lot of Internet jackasses there as well if you don't agree with someone especially if they are popular in the general you will get flammed by everyone. here you won't get flammed by anyone unless they are a spammer and they can be dealt with by the mods. Well back to the abuse thread of me

At 3/28/06 01:27 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 3/28/06 01:09 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:

I'm surprised you refer to getting banned as virginity, unlike sex, most people don't look forward to getting banned. Regarding the topic, I say again that I go to the C&C and once in a while to the Wi/Ht, never ever the general.

No no no, the topic was call I Lost My Virginity! Still, I should've known it was a spam topic.

At 3/28/06 01:30 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: No no no, the topic was call I Lost My Virginity! Still, I should've known it was a spam topic.

Still, my point was made. I'm hardly up to speed in general section matters.

At 3/28/06 09:11 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Sorry, it will not happen again, SIR! *salutes, drops and does 50 push-ups*

Good man, I shall defer to Colonel Ghost_Phantom in allowing you to stop at 20.

In other news, I have now bagged my 3,000th save. Cookies for me!