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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 10:35:29


At 3/25/06 09:34 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/25/06 09:23 AM, pepeatumi wrote: EGSFC Pep reporting for duty Sir!!.. and ma'am. Has there been any suspicious flash movies submitted so far?
No, I don't get any more... They seemed to have canceled the day... I truly don't get it. What a waste of time today was...

Now now, it's only 10:30 in the morning, sir. We have the whole day ahead of us. Keep vigilant, soldiers! *salutes and goes back to the portal*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 10:56:42


At 3/25/06 10:35 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Now now, it's only 10:30 in the morning, sir. We have the whole day ahead of us. Keep vigilant, soldiers! *salutes and goes back to the portal*

It's hopeless now, some spam day this was. I'm pretty sure -Err0r- caused it... Oh well, it could have been worse.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 11:00:27


DEFCON Update:

I'm putting the DEFCON at DEFCON 3. I'd imagine that we'd get the usual high rate of flow today.

If you are wondering about my recent absences, I've just been way overwhelmed by the different things going on in my life. For instance, I had the change to catch up with an old friend. We had dinner at an Italian resturaunt, and since he and I are both Italian, the dinner took 3 hours. There's a chunk of time right there! Also, I had assignments to worry about, that stupid negotiation on Tuesday...all fun stuff noone wants to hear about, so I'll digress.

My Day's End Report for yesterday was only 70 B/P. What a disgrace. Though, I see Slash didn't do that well, either. At least he's getting out there and enjoying life, though! Very healthy of you, Major!

It was actually a resubmittion, I have seen it at least twice. Just blam it if you find it stupid. I actually liked the toilet humor in the moive and voted 1. (I could vote 2, but I wanted the blam point. :P) KungFu Cow, to you question about DEFCON levels for tomorrow. I HIGHLY doubt that we will need DEFCON 0. Level 0 will probably only occur during the Clock Day. When the portal was approching to 300000 submissions, we used DEFCON 1, so unless things get completely out of contral, I don't see DEFCON 0 occur. For most of the time, DEFCON 2 should be enough. For the kindly assisant offer from NGPD, I appreciate it, but our Elite Guards should be more than capable to get the job done. Salutes!

DEFCON 0 does not exist. The highest possible DEFCON is DEFCON 1. DEFCON 1 by definition alone is "Maximum Elite Guard Readiness," which doesn't require other levels above it. If you are unclear about what each DEFCON rating means, go here:

DEFCON System Guide


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 11:06:06


At 3/25/06 10:56 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
It's hopeless now, some spam day this was. I'm pretty sure -Err0r- caused it... Oh well, it could have been worse.

Yeah, I guess. -Err0r- was just probably screwing with us. Let's just keep our eye on the portal anyway for any fileswaps. If there aren't any, then it's definetly his fault and the attack won't come, most likely.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 11:30:00


At 3/25/06 11:06 AM, KungFuCow wrote: Yeah, I guess. -Err0r- was just probably screwing with us. Let's just keep our eye on the portal anyway for any fileswaps. If there aren't any, then it's definetly his fault and the attack won't come, most likely.

Yeah, never trust the BB to do anything right.

Only 57 points to Colonel.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 12:02:45


Good morning/afternoon/evening to everyone. Seregeant Major Punisher could not be with you today because he has been given a Section 8 discharge. His place will be taken by Praporshchik Punisher. Carry on men and women.

*Salute*

On a final note: "I love gooolllddd.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 12:10:39


At 3/25/06 12:02 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Good morning/afternoon/evening to everyone. Seregeant Major Punisher could not be with you today because he has been given a Section 8 discharge. His place will be taken by Praporshchik Punisher. Carry on men and women.

*Salute*

On a final note: "I love gooolllddd.

Congrats dude on getting to the officer ranks. I want to get there soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 12:32:48


At 3/25/06 02:12 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/25/06 01:58 AM, MrBlue- wrote: Actually, that is -Err0r, and the day is re-scheduled because of -Err0r shouting it out to everyone.
Why the hell should we believe people like you? maggot. And a thanks to -Err0r-

I just found this, and if you guys werent looking at errors links and post too closely, I'll tell you who this guy is. In errors post, MrBlue is short for MrBluePenis, he is the one who planned this entire day, so we should have every right to listen to him, or we should watch the portal for a trap.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 12:43:22


There was a weird review in the BB flash that passed judgment yesterday. It sasy that -Error- is trying to validate his claims about today being a secret episodes day the reviewer also said that its not today anymore and that they were going to surprise us. Take it for what its worth.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 12:57:03


Hey everyone you might want to take a closer look at this his second flash was flagged but that is not the bad part its the name of the flash

Can we say file swap

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 12:58:27


At 3/25/06 12:57 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey everyone you might want to take a closer look at this his second flash was flagged but that is not the bad part its the name of the flash
Can we say file swap

It is, dude I remember seeing that somewhere and I was just about to post here about it. I think it's stolen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 12:59:03


Alert: possible fileswap. The person's profile is unclickable, they have had no other flashes, and I can swear that I played played that game somewhere else before. I'm not sure whether it will turn out to be a fileswap, but it is looking suspicious. Maybe today isn't a joke after all.

.....

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:14:24


At 3/25/06 12:57 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey everyone you might want to take a closer look at this his second flash was flagged but that is not the bad part its the name of the flash
Can we say file swap

Without a doubt, too bad that before movie is actually good.

At 3/25/06 12:59 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Alert: possible fileswap. The person's profile is unclickable, they have had no other flashes, and I can swear that I played played that game somewhere else before. I'm not sure whether it will turn out to be a fileswap, but it is looking suspicious. Maybe today isn't a joke after all.

Could be... But I believe the game had a link to a site... that looks fine and legit. Could be a new author getting sponsored and being offered NG.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:24:26


Even though this may not be very credible info from what site this is coming from, I remember seeing this over at ebaumsworld and it is almost the same thing as the submission "what my dog did" except for there is music on the one that I linked. Take this info as you wish I suppose.

*Salutes*


Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:28:37


Indeed, Joker, it is stolen.

STOLEN ALERT:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/303423

Original at:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/63242


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:30:24


At 3/25/06 01:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Indeed, Joker, it is stolen.

STOLEN ALERT:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/303423

Original at:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/63242

Hell yes, I knew it!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:30:59


At 3/25/06 01:24 PM, PowerPrower wrote: Take this info as you wish I suppose.
*Salutes*

Thank you for the information, but it has already been flagged. I suppose more people realized that movie was stolen and flagged it. I, however, saw it for the first time and didn't know it existed elsewhere, so I missed out on the whistle point. Oh well. At least it never made it through.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:35:42


At 3/25/06 01:30 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Thank you for the information, but it has already been flagged. I suppose more people realized that movie was stolen and flagged it. I, however, saw it for the first time and didn't know it existed elsewhere, so I missed out on the whistle point. Oh well. At least it never made it through.

It did take me a minute to remember that I had seen it somewhere before and then that led me to looking for it. The thing was that it came from ebaums and I didn't know how reliable the source would be. Seems like a lot of people are taking advantage of the situation today by submitting stuff like this. Don't worry though, I'm sure it's bound to happen some more times today. :D


Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:49:52


At 3/25/06 02:57 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: Ghost, before you say stuffs like "I don't believe you because you are a level 1 n00b.", please listen to my thoughts for a second. The level 1 user can only have two possible aims:1. He is linked to the BB crew and wants us to blame -Err0r- who is considered to be our helper. 2. He is an experienced user's alt and wants to tell us the truth since he hates fileswaps. I would suggest doing some research before completely denying him.

Okay, there is a possibility it may not of been -Err0r. Maybe it is somebody I didn't know. Just because I'm a level one does not determine I am a n00b. It's by how you post, and I tried to at least act normal. Anyways, my main account is a much higher level than you. I don't want to argue with you, since I'm not a mean kind of guy, so it's okay if you think that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:53:06


At 3/25/06 01:49 PM, MrBlue- wrote: Okay, there is a possibility it may not of been -Err0r. Maybe it is somebody I didn't know. Just because I'm a level one does not determine I am a n00b. It's by how you post, and I tried to at least act normal. Anyways, my main account is a much higher level than you. I don't want to argue with you, since I'm not a mean kind of guy, so it's okay if you think that.

Does anyone see the resemblence here other than me? Ahem, like I said earlier, he is the guy who planned this whole day out then postponed it.

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 13:59:39


At 3/25/06 01:53 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Does anyone see the resemblence here other than me? Ahem, like I said earlier, he is the guy who planned this whole day out then postponed it.

I don't know, but he just left the loveliest of little posts over at the NGPD and I don't know what to make of him. I sense that something is going on, but I don't know quite what yet. Anyone curious can take a look at it over at the NGPD and see what I mean.


Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:03:48


Now everyone knows I don't think they will do it today, the idea was to suprise us but we are ready so it would do nothing. They will proably do it another day but to be honest as long as people blam them they will be doing no harm.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:05:58


Ah, well. Just ignore him and any other spammers today.
Kind of a shame its being postponed...I was looking forward to a crazy day today... :(


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:06:46


At 3/25/06 02:03 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Newgrounds stats gets you laid. Believe it!

What is the point in that? we are not here for spammy conversation but instead to talk about portal related matters.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:07:10


At 3/25/06 02:03 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Newgrounds stats gets you laid. Believe it!

Posting dumb shit pics on newgrounds gets you banned. Believe it!


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:07:55


At 3/25/06 02:06 PM, wastedwizard wrote:
At 3/25/06 02:03 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Newgrounds stats gets you laid. Believe it!
What is the point in that? we are not here for spammy conversation but instead to talk about portal related matters.

What do you expect from people who create flashes like "The Gayest Showdown"?


Glowstringer

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:09:07


Here's the review I was talking about:
http://www.newground..review.php?id=303248

It was written by FuckYouEveningShift.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:16:35


At 3/25/06 02:15 PM, Dobio wrote: In future, do not respond to spam posts, just notify a moderator...I'd hate to have to start banning the lot of you.

We are sorry, we will note your advice and follow it. I just couldn't resist the temptation of Sarcasm, I apologize.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:18:00


At 3/25/06 02:15 PM, Dobio wrote: In future, do not respond to spam posts, just notify a moderator...I'd hate to have to start banning the lot of you.

Yes, if powerangeryellow posted another spam pic, i was going to ask for help in the general forum. Thanks Dobio


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-25 14:21:08


At 3/25/06 02:20 PM, Dobio wrote:
At 3/25/06 02:18 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Yes, if powerangeryellow posted another spam pic, i was going to ask for help in the general forum. Thanks Dobio
I would've tried AIM first, d00d.

O yah, silly me :)


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