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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 13:14:58


At 3/15/06 01:01 PM, EagleRock wrote: I would say you only need to list the questions...as that will suffice. Like so:

I thought about that but it felt dull, how does this sound?

1)…..”Jacking in”, conditions to join
2)…..”There are more fish out there”, a possible option for some unqualified individuals
3).....”Meanie”, you don’t fit the conditions of either club. Work harder.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 13:19:28


At 3/15/06 01:05 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Hey everyone, I really do not know what to think of this. The subbmisions play button is just a link to anohter site. I am unsure whether that breaks any rules or not. With as many times as I have read over them, I do not know.

yes that does break the rules because the flash sends you to another site. if was a link to another site then it would be ok but since it wasn't it breaks the portal rules so flag away

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 13:22:17


At 3/15/06 01:19 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
yes that does break the rules because the flash sends you to another site. if was a link to another site then it would be ok but since it wasn't it breaks the portal rules so flag away

Great, thank you for clarifying that. That is the main reason why I was unsure, becasue I know site "links" are okay, but since this did not auto direct or anything I was really on the fence. I just checked and it has already been marked, so I guess it will be handled. Congratulations again on the officers promotion.

*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 13:40:30


*emerges from the shadows of the morning fog*

Y-A-W-N... Good morning gentlemen, A long nights work paid off in a new room layout for a friend of mine after school last night, and I've gotta say, 4 hours of sleep does a damn good refresher job for the soul. Just so you guys know, my time on today will have to be kept to a minimum thanks to class and a family event later.

Morning report:

Total B/P as of 10:34 pacific time: 3815 with about 7 flashes pending.
0 whistles, 0 reviews flagged.

*salutes* congratulations to all the newest promotions. You guys deserved the added power.

File Swapping seems to be more prevelant in the past couple of weeks. We need to excercise caution when viewing under judgement flashes. If it looks too good for the author's credit, then it's a potential FS situation.

I'll be on later tonight, probably past 7 pacific to catch up on my B/P pace. Happy hunting all.

*salutes and slips into the shadows outside NG*


Die...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 13:49:01


At 3/15/06 01:40 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: stuff

welll in the past it was the barney bunch doing fileswaps a whole lot it and there are still some BB flash moveis still on NG and before that there was a lot of fileswapping done in the summer of last year so it is nothing new.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 13:50:42


Ok, final call, I updated it with my version of the table but if you really think the basic questions are better, I just had to let my sarcastic nature out...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 13:54:35


At 3/15/06 01:50 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Ok, final call, I updated it with my version of the table but if you really think the basic questions are better, I just had to let my sarcastic nature out...

Interesting. I was thinking about being more formal about it, but hey, it's sarcasm...who doesn't love it? :-)

I just wish we were able to do HTML tags, because that would make life a lot easier. Then, people could click on a TOC entry and link to the section.

I'll do my research to see if that is possible in our forums. Great work on the FAQ!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 13:58:52


At 3/15/06 02:01 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Looks like he went for a third try I strongly recommend not watching it.

It was blammed and the author's account has been deleted. All is well again.

If you read this JoKeR can you pm over the EGB forums so we can get this roster thing over with...

At 3/15/06 06:48 AM, nimmer wrote:
remember this?

Haha, nope. But it's interesting how you bring that up.

At 3/15/06 10:54 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
General Bahamut would like to say hello to all of you soldiers. *salutes*

Oh hgsdfhdsfhsdff!!!!!

I remember looking at your voting power a few days ago and it was like 9.07 or something around there, you must've gained near half a point congrats!. ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 14:01:51


At 3/15/06 01:50 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Ok, final call, I updated it with my version of the table but if you really think the basic questions are better, I just had to let my sarcastic nature out...

Great job on the FAQ. I like the sarcasm. I can deffinatly see you when reading these titles. I think the sarcastic presentation will help in certain situations. There may be people out there that are somwhat intimidated by this club. There is a lot to it and a lot that goes on here. Even viewing the forums can be a little overwhelming. I think the sarcasm added here will help possible recruits be more at ease. It still upholds the validity and purpose of the club, but also lets through that there is fun to be had. Great work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 14:29:54


At 3/15/06 02:01 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Great job on the FAQ. I like the sarcasm. I can deffinatly see you when reading these titles.

I think it's the sarcasm that helps people understand that we are not just a tight ass club, all serious and s... stuff, it helps understood we can kid too. But if Eagle wants the basic version he got it, I know how to choose my battles.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 14:30:06


At 3/15/06 01:58 PM, Major_punk wrote:
If you read this JoKeR can you pm over the EGB forums so we can get this roster thing over with...

I need someone to activate my account.

I got over 12k blams and over 2k exp.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 14:32:19


At 3/15/06 01:54 PM, EagleRock wrote: Interesting. I was thinking about being more formal about it, but hey, it's sarcasm...who doesn't love it? :-)

If you really want I can still change it.

I just wish we were able to do HTML tags, because that would make life a lot easier. Then, people could click on a TOC entry and link to the section.

I wish I knew what the hell you just said.

I'll do my research to see if that is possible in our forums. Great work on the FAQ!

You go do that.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 15:34:23


Crap , submitter KongFuCow? That doesn't sound like him, what gives? It’s only one frame and an audio loop.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 15:43:44


At 3/15/06 03:34 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Crap , submitter KongFuCow? That doesn't sound like him, what gives? It’s only one frame and an audio loop.

Sorry, It was a sad attempt at Turd of Week, and i didn't make the the filesize big enough. Also, the flashing lights glitched and wouldn't work. I wasn't being serious with that flash, just trying to see how stupid users are if that actually passed. I'l be serious from now on and submit good flashes.

imposter-

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 15:50:20


At 3/15/06 10:58 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Congratulations, sir! Just one more to go, huh? :-P
Good luck, and good hunting! :salutes new general:

Thanks! Yeah, one more rank to go! :) Well, I'll have to wait until Late May/Early June to get EGSC.

At 3/15/06 11:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Congratulations on being even closer to Supreme Commander, You've already completed 5/6 and now you have only one sixth remaining ( trying to make 5000 points seem like less than they actually are.

Heh, just under a 1/6 remaining. Still, 4500 is quite a lot. Thanks anyway!

At 3/15/06 12:18 PM, EagleRock wrote: Congratulations, sir! How does it feel to get the biggest single-time boost of VP ever?

Thanks! I was surprised to get over 9.50VP. I was expecting to get around 9.40's, but over 9.50VP, heh, that's cool since I'm getting so close to 10VP.

At 3/15/06 01:58 PM, Major_punk wrote: Oh hgsdfhdsfhsdff!!!!!

afasdfdasdff

I remember looking at your voting power a few days ago and it was like 9.07 or something around there, you must've gained near half a point congrats!. ^_^

Yeah, 9.06VP. 0.45VP increase which is good. EGSC would give me around 0.35 VP increase, enough for me to get over 10.00VP when I get EGSC.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 15:59:58


At 3/15/06 03:43 PM, KungFuCow wrote:

. I wasn't being serious with that flash, just trying to see how stupid users are if that actually passed.

Hey, today I saw the maker of a Chrono movie that usually makes good sprites ( I can’t recall his name ) make a crappy stick flash today just for kicks. We forgive, but don't make a habit out of it.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:09:35


hey everyone look at This quiz it has a nice surprise in it I was laughing out loud with this one

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:12:44


At 3/15/06 04:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone look at This quiz it has a nice surprise in it I was laughing out loud with this one

I had no previous knowledge of that flash's creation.

:-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:13:24


At 3/15/06 04:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone look at This quiz it has a nice surprise in it I was laughing out loud with this one

It's only a suprise if you never knew any of the answers beforehand (a few months in some cases) ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:13:38


At 3/15/06 04:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone look at This quiz it has a nice surprise in it I was laughing out loud with this one

That quiz is hilarious, NG's finest.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:15:23


At 3/15/06 04:13 PM, AfroStar wrote:
At 3/15/06 04:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone look at This quiz it has a nice surprise in it I was laughing out loud with this one
That quiz is hilarious, NG's finest.

I bet it is going to get blammed because of most of NG is male and they don't take kindly to male porn. It is so sad I want it to pass NG needs more of thoses

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:16:28


At 3/15/06 04:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone look at This quiz it has a nice surprise in it I was laughing out loud with this one

My eyes! They burn! I was not made for this stuff, I can't believe I lasted to question 3. This stuff is morbid... ( I'm a sworn fan of women )


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:23:52


At 3/15/06 04:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/15/06 04:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: hey everyone look at This quiz it has a nice surprise in it I was laughing out loud with this one
My eyes! They burn! I was not made for this stuff, I can't believe I lasted to question 3. This stuff is morbid... ( I'm a sworn fan of women )

I am glad I am not at my home computer right now because it would have took forever for me to load it. But it is ok here is Another game. not only is it a fun game but it is an abuse review goldmine I am going to pick clean so hurry up people if you want shiner whistles

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:24:12


At 3/15/06 04:15 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/15/06 04:13 PM, AfroStar wrote: That quiz is hilarious, NG's finest.

I loled

I bet it is going to get blammed because of most of NG is male and they don't take kindly to male porn. It is so sad I want it to pass NG needs more of thoses

Nah, those guys who submitted are a popular bunch. I'm sure it'll pass and it's really fucking funny anyway.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:26:09


At 3/15/06 04:24 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 3/15/06 04:15 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 3/15/06 04:13 PM, AfroStar wrote: That quiz is hilarious, NG's finest.
I loled

I bet it is going to get blammed because of most of NG is male and they don't take kindly to male porn. It is so sad I want it to pass NG needs more of thoses
Nah, those guys who submitted are a popular bunch. I'm sure it'll pass and it's really fucking funny anyway.

If it does all I have to say is this:

Get on your marks! get set! Blow our whistle's baby!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:44:35


Under Judgement
(633 views)

Will the waiting never end?

The suspense of whether it will live or die is killing me...I found it funny, albeit mildly wrong...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:51:05


At 3/15/06 04:44 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Under Judgement
(633 views)

Will the waiting never end?

The suspense of whether it will live or die is killing me...I found it funny, albeit mildly wrong...

It is killing me too I want it to pass oh and afrostar if it passes do me this favor BLOW UP ALL TH JACKASSES WHO MADE ABUSIVE REVIEWS! ok?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:56:57


it passed Yay! time for me to do my thing!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 16:56:57


PASSED! GO!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-15 17:02:34


lol, I'm glad it passed. Now my name will forever live on in Newgrounds. Just...in a gay porn quiz. :-/
lol @ Washu's review. Easy, huh? :-P

Ah, well, that was the longest UJ flash I've ever seen at this time of day, lol. People probably had a hard time getting their hands to vote...XD
Back to the portal...good hunting, everyone! :salute:

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