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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 14:18:18


At 3/6/06 01:47 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/6/06 01:46 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: horse
I said horse didn't I... Fuck. This I feel forced to correct before making a total buffoon of myself, I meant hours, as in units of time.

Ghost, you are becoming a posting whore like me recently, (just kidding) I have 47 posts in the last 2 days. >:( At least the portal is not striking right now with 2 UJ entries. So be proud of being a posting whore and keep the great work up. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 14:27:14


At 3/6/06 02:18 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Ghost, you are becoming a posting whore like me recently, (just kidding) I have 47 posts in the last 2 days. >:( At least the portal is not striking right now with 2 UJ entries. So be proud of being a posting whore and keep the great work up. :D

It's just that some mistakes or slips cannot go uncorrected, I seem to always have to clear it up no matter how large or small the mistake, and about posting, usually I either respond or correct a mistake I foolishly made.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 14:30:42


Private Buzzard reporting for duty. I usually stick to the Guitarist thread (howdy -Crux-!), but it's been so slow in there so I wanna pull double duty. I dig the instant gratification of B/P points, but I'm not obsessive about it...and I'm totally oblivious to whistle points. So far every submission I've flagged is still Marked for Review. Oh well. Heading back for guard duty.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 14:39:08


At 3/6/06 02:30 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Private Buzzard reporting for duty. I usually stick to the Guitarist thread (howdy -Crux-!), but it's been so slow in there so I wanna pull double duty. I dig the instant gratification of B/P points, but I'm not obsessive about it...and I'm totally oblivious to whistle points. So far every submission I've flagged is still Marked for Review. Oh well. Heading back for guard duty.

Welcome, Private! Great to have you here. First up, head over to the Barracks Forums (click my sig pic) and read the FAQ and sign up, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get ya registered.
Good hunting, soldier! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer First Lieutenant Slash


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 14:43:07


At 3/6/06 02:39 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Good hunting, soldier! :salute:

A link is more recommended, such as the Begginer
FAQ and the full versionFAQ
for those fearless of many words.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 14:58:13


At 3/6/06 02:43 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/6/06 02:39 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Good hunting, soldier! :salute:
A link is more recommended, such as the Begginer
FAQ and the full versionFAQ
for those fearless of many words.

Ah, I'll bookmark the FAQ so I can easily link it in future addresses to new recruits, sir. :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 16:04:01



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 16:42:19


Guys, please take your time and check "Villan", the author submitted the original version 2 hours ago and it was blammed. He resubmitted again without changing anything. Come and get the whistle points!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 17:12:51


At 3/6/06 04:42 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Guys, please take your time and check "Villan", the author submitted the original version 2 hours ago and it was blammed. He resubmitted again without changing anything. Come and get the whistle points!

I saw that too it didn't look different to me either so I marked it. I think it is going to get blammed though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 17:42:57


http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/299771 I saw the same thing in the portal a few hours ago and there is no improvement in it whatsoever people

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 18:46:18


My computer crashed around 5:30 pm and I was offline for 1 hour before everything went back to normal. Serveral UJ submissions did not get blammed nor pass the judgement before the newest daily update (around 4:45 am) last night, and I only managed to get 79 points which lowered my average to 100 points per day for the weekend. (but I had a great date and had fun playing video games.) I have gained 47 points today which is not that bad considering that I was offline for 1 hour. If everything goes fine, I should be able to capture another 100+ day before I sleep. Happy hunting, everyone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 19:25:14


At 3/6/06 06:42 PM, Quisty wrote: I wish I had as much dedication as you guys. I keep forgetting to vote and all that. I did get a few new ones this week :) Not many, but it's an improvement.

Make some sticky notes. They have continously helped me to vote and flag submissions I have saved and such. Keep them in convenient spots where you can see them. Heck even if its burnt hole in your bedrooom to remind you then there you go. All about symbolism. Lava lamps are my prefered choice.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 19:31:17


POSSIBLE stolen alert:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/299789

The author submitted one flash yesterday that was stolen (I found the original), and all of his submissions have the same too-good make-up. I can't say this should be whistled, since I can't yet find the original on NG, but I advise looking into it.

:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 19:33:42


http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-868.htm

Found the flash using google and the fact that the address is IN the flash. He doesn't have a link in his profile or anything, and considering he already has been flagged once...I advise strong consideration of whistling.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 20:32:28


Good news, guys. Tails and the rest of the NGPD members have found out the guy who left the abusive review----c-prime1. He claimed himself as a NGPD member, but the fact is that he is never accepted. Tails has tried to explain to the SS members and I am positive that they will understand the situation soon. Eagle, what do we do to c-prime1 who has brought troubles to the NGPD? I just think that he should at least learn his lesson.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 21:22:41


This has been submitted for the third time and I presuem he shall continue to submit the same entry until flagged. Suggested flag for lack of understanding in improvement in the flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 21:30:29


At 3/4/06 01:59 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
I updated the list

Thanks JoKeR.

Average voting power from 31 members is 7.67

Almost there.

Average blam points from 31 members is 8,005

Just above

Average save points from 31 members is 3,818

Just above.

Nice averages there man looks great!

10. Elite Guard Major Major_punk Blams 9,291 Saves 4,835 Voting Power: 7.48

Looks like I've got a good spot in the Top 10, excellent.

At 3/4/06 02:26 PM, Kosyghin wrote:
Captain Kosyghin reporting in, sir!

Welcome good to have you here. =)

At 3/5/06 01:59 AM, SgtBash_RF3000 wrote:
SgtBash_RF3000 reporting in Sir!

And welcome to you!

At 3/6/06 02:30 PM, FretBuzzard wrote:
Private Buzzard reporting for duty.

Make that 3 welcomes in 3 days, thanks for joining. ^_^

At 3/5/06 04:04 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
He did add grass so he did make a change

Thanks for speaking up W40k.

I think we are using the re-submit whistle way too much and unfairly. Like is it really malicious if something is submitted twice because the guy forgot the pre-loader?

At 3/6/06 02:21 AM, JoS wrote:
Its what I am not paid to do.

I was told mods weren't paid.

OGM CONFUSION!!!

At 3/4/06 06:30 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Stolen alert:

Marked.

At 3/6/06 07:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
stolen alert:

and marked.

At 3/5/06 03:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
STOLEN ALERT:

And marked.

At 3/6/06 04:04 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
STOLEN ALERT:

AND marked! Someones on a roll. Good work Slash!

At 3/5/06 08:42 PM, madknt wrote:
presents

Dude those are impressive sigs, thanks.

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Anyway for the last few days I havent been posting here much... or at all, sorry about that but I'm just taking a little break. So don't think I've just ditched the club or anything like that.
Just thought I'd check in with how things are going and catch up on what I've missed and things like that.

Alright see you guys later.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 21:33:43


damn, I hardly got to blam and protect anything... I spent the whole day swimming... Oh well, maybe I can get some in for the next three hours... wish me luck on reaching a mere 50, lol. Hopefully, if my math is right, then that'll give me 2400. Completely threw me off.. I expected to get Corporal either sometime today or tomorrow, now I don't know...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 21:35:26


Hi sir,

Police Captain working to be on Elite sir,

This will probably occur soon and I got skills in flash sir, take a look in my profile.

Sorry for taking your time but I am interested in the Elite Guard Barrack.

And also sorry for my poor english sir.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 21:41:23


At 3/6/06 09:35 PM, AtheeT wrote: Hi sir,

Ok, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not the one that makes a decisions, I'm just giving you my opinion as a member.


Police Captain working to be on Elite sir,

you got about 400 left, so give it a week (or two depending on how B/P-happy you are)

This will probably occur soon and I got skills in flash sir, take a look in my profile.

flash has nothing to do with it.

Sorry for taking your time but I am interested in the Elite Guard Barrack.

And also sorry for my poor english sir.

lol, as long as you show respect to the higher ranks, I don't think it's a problem. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 21:45:47


At 3/6/06 02:30 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Private Buzzard reporting for duty. I usually stick to the Guitarist thread (howdy -Crux-!)

Nice to see you here Private Buzzard! Now there are two Elite Guard Guitarists :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 21:47:24


What did I say before everyone the way slash is finding those abusive flash movies and marking them he will be the next person with the gold whistle in the club keep it up slash I got a few of them as well but not all of them and the ones I find aren't marked enough I guess you got that gift when it comes to finding the abusive flash movies. well back to the portal for me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 21:50:40


At 3/6/06 09:35 PM, AtheeT wrote: Hi sir,

Police Captain working to be on Elite sir,

This will probably occur soon and I got skills in flash sir, take a look in my profile.

Sorry for taking your time but I am interested in the Elite Guard Barrack.

And also sorry for my poor english sir.

I remember when you were submitting your Wong Side of the Track flash...you got blammed the first time, and kept making improvements until it passed. That's admirable, as most people either give up or resubmit without effort! I look forward to you joining us! Feel free to post here anytime you want, and good luck on reaching Elite Guard! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer First Lieutenant Slash


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 22:09:59


At 3/6/06 09:45 PM, -Crux- wrote: Now there are two Elite Guard Guitarists :D

So all we need is a bassist, a drummer, and a singer...then we can start writing battle hymns!

Anyhow, I've got a personal vendetta against people who aim to blow viewers' speakers. I currently blam those submissions, but don't whistle. But the more I think about it, it's pretty malicious. What's the official stance on these submissions?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 22:33:28


At 3/6/06 10:09 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Anyhow, I've got a personal vendetta against people who aim to blow viewers' speakers. I currently blam those submissions, but don't whistle. But the more I think about it, it's pretty malicious. What's the official stance on these submissions?

I can't say what the official stance is, but I probably wouldn't vote on malicious for that...there's really no way to prove intent, some people just don't know how to control volume in their flashes...the only time I might consider it is with those damn Piclownjew flashes. But it'd have to be disguised as something else for me to consider whistling...I know to lower my volume way down if it's an obvious Piclownjew one, lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 22:59:10


Sick

Ya i been abit sick as of late, have not had much of a chance to gain like i normaly do, but i have moved within 200 of toocool100 so i should be passing him this week...

Now back to the portal...

~X~


~X~ (FOLLOW-ME)

[] The Top Reviewer Since 2002 [] COMIC >> WAYNES WORLD

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-06 23:21:00


Elite guard Colonel -Rule- reporting.

Well, I managed to slash my way into the top 100 ranks. I'm at rank 98.
I've finally reached 11,000+ blams and If I keep up the pace, then by Saturday, I might be promoted. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-07 00:11:13


Day's end report:

116 points. :'( Sad day. But yeah, as Major Major_Punk brought up, there have been quite a few stolen flashes lately. Everyone, keep an eye out. I hope that Family Guy submitter gets deleted, and all four of his submissions, too. Two went unflagged but are most likely stolen as well, so...yeah.

PALTALK PLUG.
It's seriously awesome there. Tonight we've been helping flash artist Pure Carnage, author of the amazing Foamy Fucks Germaine, with his next EPIC flash...helping him with plot and music and heh. He even chose my title suggestion: Star Whores, lol. Wookiee on Ewok action? Oh my. It's awesome watching a fave artist making a flash from the very beginning. :-P

Back to the portal and PalTalk and stuff. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-07 00:13:38


end of day report

B/P 85
flagged movies since my whistle upgrade 2
flagged reviews ???
PIHGB 6

I won't tell what the last one means

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-07 00:38:08


hmm...this looks interesting. i need a place to post anyway, cause i really havent been keeping up with it. if your willing: elite guard sergeant major world_famous reporting in for some sweet assignment. like how that sounds. just need about 200 more and ill be prap, so finally breaking into the middle class here. hopefully someone can update the list of members soon, so i can see where i fall? been reading through and its been a few days if i remember right. thanks and peace out. (world_famous)

ps those sigs are damn sweet! mans got talent.