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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-30 21:49:02


Health update.


I just got back from the Skin Specialist/Dermatologist after having the rest of my Cancers cut out. Another 3. She's pretty certain that's all of them now. She checked me over thoroughly & is satisfied that there are no more. I can now say with certainty, I'm a Cancer survivor. One less thing in my life to worry about. God bless you all.


Stay safe,

gamejunkie.


PS: I can post a video in my Dump if anyone would like to see a massive chunk of flesh being cut out of my stomach. PM me if you're interested & I'll send you a link as soon as I've posted it. (Not for the faint hearted)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-31 04:53:34


At 3/30/20 09:49 PM, gamejunkie wrote:Health update.

I just got back from the Skin Specialist/Dermatologist after having the rest of my Cancers cut out. Another 3. She's pretty certain that's all of them now. She checked me over thoroughly & is satisfied that there are no more. I can now say with certainty, I'm a Cancer survivor. One less thing in my life to worry about. God bless you all.


That's great to hear! One more member of the Barracks safe and sound. You showed those cancers who's boss. Get cut, bitches.


Stay safe,
gamejunkie.


Thank you, you too! We're with you in these stressful times!


PS: I can post a video in my Dump if anyone would like to see a massive chunk of flesh being cut out of my stomach. PM me if you're interested & I'll send you a link as soon as I've posted it. (Not for the faint hearted)


I'm good without that, to be perfectly honest, but thanks for the offer?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-31 07:03:50


These require an A rating.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-31 16:49:20 (edited 2020-03-31 16:51:08)


At 3/31/20 09:47 AM, Lizzardis wrote:Where I actually bloody got engaged!


Ayy, congrats!


At 3/30/20 09:49 PM, gamejunkie wrote:I can now say with certainty, I'm a Cancer survivor.


Big congrats there, I wish you good health from here on!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-03-31 22:35:40


Toy play.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-01 10:33:17


At 3/31/20 09:47 AM, Lizzardis wrote:Well after having basically a month off - 3 weeks due to my holiday in Thailand (Where I actually bloody got engaged!), and 1 week due to this COVID-19 crisis that has rocked the globe completely, I'm back in the Barracks where I belong to fight the good fight!


Aww, my Lizz is getting married! Oh, they grow up so fast!


I'm not needed in Isolation as the moment as myself, my staff & my work are classed as "Key workers", as such, we are allowed to keep working in order to provide a service that keeps our country ticking over. However, it's frustrating as even after work, we can't exactly go shopping for many things as either the stores are closed or the "panic-buyers" of my country have made the shelves bare. We certainly can't do anything outside of work either.

Same here. IT folks are considered essential - and expendable. But since most of us didn't have a social life to begin with, we're not missing much.


We're literally under house arrest... With 3 cats & a dog. Which isn't actually as bad a sounds for now. As the veterans here may know, I was once a little bit of a hermit, so my computer has always given me some comfort. It is getting to the point now though that because we can't go out, it's making me miss actually going out more.

The dog will love the attention. The cats could care less, as long as you stay out of the way.


Overall, I hope that everyone, no matter where you are, are staying safe as best as you can. Hopefully us all, as humanity, can come out of this pandemic with as minimal casualties as possible.


I fear that due to the 2-week "stealth" mode that this bug has, so many people were infected and spread this before they realized they were sick. The contamination vectors are already set, and despite the lock downs now, its going to get worse before it gets better.


Stay safe, and keep in touch. Hope this plague passes you and your loved ones by without incident.



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-01 20:56:50


Roster loD quv april 1st, 2020 barracks:


HIja', DaHjaj roster tlhIngan, qaStaHvIS SeH qaStaHvIS Hogh jIvumlI' Hoch naw' 'e' nID 2 jar ghIpDIjlu''a' cbs wuq jIH. qaStaHvIS jIvumlI' Soch jaj, binged jIH legh Hoch Hov trek: pIqarD HoD, Hov trek: Discovery, QInvam Hoch ngaj Treks 'ej 'op Dunmo'-episode-bovvam veb. decent vulqangan mughwI', couldn't vItu' vaj tlhIngan!


'oH busy jar, especially 'ugh hitter, egsc @guthrie. ram rIn 58 k SIch total lang, ghaH ngoy' tlhoS 30 vatlhvI' total monthly lang neH Barracks. HuvchoH "'emDaq qabDaj juH" directive 'Iv qang. qaStaHvIS Hoch seriousness, job majQa', mang! * VAN *


ej maHvaD ghu'vam 'Iv reH forums, trash lel 'ej 'Iv yu' ghel pagh lurgh nIS 'aqla' qar QaH members qar: egsc @exedor, egsc @_little-rena, egsc @asandir, egsc @peregrinus 'ej chaH Dapon 'e' yI @zomalien. qatlho' Hoch dedication 'ej leading pong example.


qaSchoH yuQ lockdown jar veb qaSjaj joq, vaj ghoS Sa' activity patlh around naDev ghur nub jIH. mInDu'lIj, mang pol mIn-Doch laH Suq qar maw' around naDev.


_milestones: _

@byteslinger-166 k total b/p

@fro-toD 25 k

@guthrie-58 k total b/p pol, 50 k

@little-rena-60 k total b/p

@peregrinus-36 k total b/p pol, 28 k

@zj-b/p total 12 k

@zomalien-16 k total b/p


_the roster: _

ghobe' b/p / Soq / motlhbogh / patlh / choH / username / patlh / Posts / patlh


01) 166,544 | 0,718 | 23.16 | B | -021.53 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander  | 5 | C

02) 87,289 | 0,057 | 01.84 | D | +032.56 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander  | 2 | D

03) 67,836 | 0,020 | 00.65 | D | -092.25 | @Jolly Sup. Commander  | 0 | F

04) 65,452 | 0,180 | 05.81 | C | -023.08 | @Exedor Sup. Commander  | 9 | C

05) 60,043 | 0,452 | 14.58 | C | -006.22 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander  | 8 | C

06) 58,001 | 1,698 | 54.77 | A | +011.86 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander  | 9 | C

07) 47,374 | 0,093 | 03.00 | D | +032.86 | @Asandir Sup. Commander  | 8 | C

08) 46,219 | 0,059 | 01.90 | D | +000.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander  | 1 | D

09) 36,519 | 0,120 | 03.87 | D | +135.29 | @Fro Sup. Commander  | 1 | D

10) 36,449 | 1,255 | 40.48 | A | +506.28 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander  | 11 | C

11) 29,470 | 0,014 | 00.45 | D | -062.16 | @Decky Commander  | 0 | F

12) 28,545 | 0,021 | 00.68 | D | -096.93 | @Lizzardis Commander  | 2 | D

13) 20,855 | 0,221 | 07.13 | C | -071.00 | @Jackho Brig. General  | 3 | D

14) 16,063 | 0,554 | 17.87 | C | -032.44 | @ZomAlien Major  | 14 | B

15) 12,209 | 0,278 | 08.97 | C | +008.59 | @ZJ Praporshchik  | 0 | F

16) 5,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant  | 0 | F

17) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal  | 0 | F

18) 1,722 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant  | 0 | F


_top 5 gainers: _

@guthrie-1,698 (29.58 vatlhvI' total)

@peregrinus-1,255 (21.86 vatlhvI' total)

@byteslinger-718 (12.51 vatlhvI' total)

@zomalien-554 (9.65 vatlhvI' total)

@little-rena-452 (7.87 vatlhvI' total)


81.48 vatlhvI' b/p lang (4,677 total) accounted yor users 5


_top gainers, jatlhqa' Hoch: _

@byteslinger (123)

@big-boss (65)

@asandir (50)

@gamejunkie (47)

@guthrie (34)

@peregrinus (24) * 2 DIS *

@jackho (24) * 2 DIS *

@exedor (22)

@decky (16)

@jolly (13)

@zomalien (10)

@lizzardis (10)

@little-rena (2)


total jar Soq: 5,740 (15 pov Members)


ghaH 191.33 per jaj pagh 12.76 per jaj per pov member.


Q'Plah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-01 22:00:20


At 4/1/20 08:56 PM, byteslinger wrote:Roster loD quv april 1st, 2020 barracks:


pov qID, @byteslinger. vaj Quch SoHvaD legh pawDI'.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-01 23:55:39


At 4/1/20 08:56 PM, byteslinger wrote:Roster loD quv april 1st, 2020 barracks:


Ja hérna hér!


Skemmtileg tilbreyting að sjá eitthvað annað en ensku hérna.



F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny


F*ck SCOTUS

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-02 01:45:44


Anime clip from Adult Swim.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-02 01:54:44


I don't know what this is, but it's not animation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-03 22:12:43


How do we handle Demo Reels with no animation?



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-04 02:46:33


At 4/3/20 10:12 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:How do we handle [Voice] demo reels with no animation?

We silence them.

You post a review saying how great they sound (unless they suck), but that audio should go in the audio portal and this is the animation portal, and vote low on the vid but higher on the audio, since it's in the correct location. <_<

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-04 15:51:47


At 4/4/20 02:46 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 4/3/20 10:12 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:How do we handle [Voice] demo reels with no animation?
We silence them.

You post a review saying how great they sound (unless they suck), but that audio should go in the audio portal and this is the animation portal, and vote low on the vid but higher on the audio, since it's in the correct location.


And then I run across the review and delete it for backseat modding, unless of course, the review was posted by a mod.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-04 16:38:47



Got banned in the audio portal for stolen music and now they post a visualizer for music that still isn't theirs.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-04 20:47:46


At 4/4/20 08:12 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/751709
No Movie At All.


The original was taken down from Newgrounds, but here it is on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-05 00:04:47


At 4/1/20 08:56 PM, byteslinger wrote:Roster loD quv april 1st, 2020 barracks:


That some great Klingon, too bad I don't speak it, although nice to be on the top gainers.


Anyway, here's a video with minimal animation, with music.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-05 03:59:58


At 4/4/20 08:12 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:
No Movie At All.


At 4/4/20 09:25 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:
No Animation At All


No links at all! If you're gonna post 'no movie at all' or 'no animation at all', at least tell us where the movie isn't, that way we'll have less trouble not finding it.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-05 05:52:37


At 4/5/20 03:59 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 4/4/20 08:12 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:
No Movie At All.
At 4/4/20 09:25 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:

No Animation At All


No links at all! If you're gonna post 'no movie at all' or 'no animation at all', at least tell us where the movie isn't, that way we'll have less trouble not finding it.

I think this is a bug. Have you not noticed this happens quite often? Look at previous posts in previous pages, this is not the first time it happens. Several of the links I posted have also disappeared from my comments soon after posting them. Sarcasm won't help.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-05 06:11:55


At 4/5/20 05:52 AM, DrakoFangs wrote:
At 4/5/20 03:59 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 4/4/20 08:12 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:
No Movie At All.
At 4/4/20 09:25 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:

No Animation At All


No links at all! If you're gonna post 'no movie at all' or 'no animation at all', at least tell us where the movie isn't, that way we'll have less trouble not finding it.
I think this is a bug. Have you not noticed this happens quite often? Look at previous posts in previous pages, this is not the first time it happens. Several of the links I posted have also disappeared from my comments soon after posting them. Sarcasm won't help.


Had not noticed. Just thought it was a GameFan thing. Was sure we'd discussed this with him before when he first started posting in this thread & was doing the same thing back then. Maybe I'm getting him mixed up with someone else who was doing the same thing, exactly the same thing.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-05 09:47:17


At 4/5/20 06:11 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 4/5/20 05:52 AM, DrakoFangs wrote:
At 4/5/20 03:59 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 4/4/20 08:12 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:
No Movie At All.
At 4/4/20 09:25 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:

No Animation At All


No links at all! If you're gonna post 'no movie at all' or 'no animation at all', at least tell us where the movie isn't, that way we'll have less trouble not finding it.
I think this is a bug. Have you not noticed this happens quite often? Look at previous posts in previous pages, this is not the first time it happens. Several of the links I posted have also disappeared from my comments soon after posting them. Sarcasm won't help.

Had not noticed. Just thought it was a GameFan thing. Was sure we'd discussed this with him before when he first started posting in this thread & was doing the same thing back then. Maybe I'm getting him mixed up with someone else who was doing the same thing, exactly the same thing.


I'm pretty sure this happens because it gets blammed/deleted rather than unpublished. And yeah, TheGameFan is quite incomprehensible.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-05 16:09:31


Got some gameplay footage.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-05 20:19:59


At 4/5/20 07:55 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/751783
No Gameplay Video At All


Wait, so it's not a gameplay video?


I think we would all appreciate it if you would work on your sentence syntax.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-06 01:44:24


Art that appears to be just advertising.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-06 04:56:20 (edited 2020-04-06 05:00:33)


This is an old fanmade animation that's been around for years

Here's a couple sources, can't find the original creators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=108VFZluf9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5eRXXWPwtc


No animation in these, it's just a picture and music.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-06 08:03:10


He took the original game but made some cheap visual edits to it, like face masks and Corona Virus icons. Overall, it's the same game as far as I can tell.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-06 13:38:37 (edited 2020-04-06 13:39:25)


At 4/6/20 01:21 PM, TheGameFan2020 wrote:No Game At All!

Wrong. It's a stolen game, and it's from here https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/657675/feature/medal/details/41348


Your flag was incorrect. It's stolen, not spam. Do better with your flags and posts. You have already been warned about this over and over. >:\

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-06 18:59:17


Look at all of the points in the portal today!


No doubt, a lot of rule breakers too! Put a BOLO out for all nerdowells!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-06 20:04:53 (edited 2020-04-06 20:31:44)


Who likes SLIDESHOWS!!!!!



And something that needs to be in the art portal.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-04-06 21:27:21


At 4/6/20 08:04 PM, Little-Rena wrote:Who likes SLIDESHOWS!!!!!

Not Me. Not Me likes slideshows. But he ain't here, so....gone.

And something that needs to be in the art portal.

Needs? 'Should' and 'could' are words that could replace 'needs' in this case. It is animated, and although it's not a story-type animation, it's something that could be in either place. ;)