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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 14:16:38


At 3/4/06 01:59 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I updated the list and I added 11 more members. If there rank is in Bold it means they went up in rank.

Yay, I'm above average. I'm special :-P

The B/P ranks 51+ update is out and as predicted I'm one spot away from Washu and my former adversary RemRulzz has bitten the dust. Onwards to battle men ( and women ).


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 14:26:23


Captain Kosyghin reporting in, sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 14:29:40


At 3/4/06 02:26 PM, Kosyghin wrote: Captain Kosyghin reporting in, sir!

Welcome aboard, sir! I advise you to head over to the Barracks Forums (click on my sig pic) and sign up, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered and all, allowing you full access.
Other than that...good hunting, sir! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer First Lieutenant Slash


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 14:31:52


At 3/4/06 01:59 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I updated the list and I added 11 more members. If there rank is in Bold it means they went up in rank.

Thanks for doin that. Wondering where we all stood. Must've taken some time to make such a long list and with links...thats very impressive.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 14:36:48


At 3/4/06 02:26 PM, Kosyghin wrote: Captain Kosyghin reporting in, sir!

Welcome my friend. I understand getting inside a club in the middle of it will make you not understand some things, and that's why me and a few helpers worked our tails off to make this so that people like never feel left out again. Enjoy your stay here.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 14:40:38


At 3/4/06 01:59 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I updated the list and I added 11 more members. If there rank is in Bold it means they went up in rank.

Thanks for the update Joker.

04. Elite Guard Lieutenant General Bahamut- Blams 18,072 Saves 6,781 Voting Power: 9.05
05. Elite Guard Major General Andersson Blams 14,456 Saves 7,482 Voting Power: 9.06

Well, X-Naut was found, but I havn't seen him recently. And for the ranking, well, I'm 0.01 VP behind Andersson. But I will get a higher VP than him when I get to General.

At 3/4/06 02:26 PM, Kosyghin wrote: Captain Kosyghin reporting in, sir!

Welcome to the EG Barracks, Captain! *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 15:09:02


Another Captain joining us? That's cool! Our middle class (from EG Prap to EG Colonial) is getting larger and larger. :) I am happy with my No.7 spot and I will defend it as long as possible. I also noiticed that we have a bunch of EG Majors (including myself), but no EG Lt. Colonials. I wonder who will promote from EGM first. If I am allowed to gamble, my money would be on Ghost. So Ghost, do not let me down. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 15:22:14


At 3/4/06 03:09 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: If I am allowed to gamble, my money would be on Ghost. So Ghost, do not let me down. ;)

I am very glad you chose me despite Washu is ahead of me and has a good pace too... I'll try my best and by the gods if I fail to do my very best.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 15:49:39


Today's being great so far. I already have 84 points today! I consider a day an excellent one if I have 100+ by 7 PM Newgrounds time...and it looks like I'll have that, easy. Good hunting to everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 15:54:12


At 3/4/06 03:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Today's being great so far. I already have 84 points today! I consider a day an excellent one if I have 100+ by 7 PM Newgrounds time...and it looks like I'll have that, easy. Good hunting to everyone! :salute:

When did you start your count? I have 85 starting the second Denvish posted his list. Very good pace my friend. BTW: Washu really did take a vacation, only about 23 points gap. Bit after all DoD, don't count your money just yet.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 16:02:13


At 3/4/06 03:54 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: When did you start your count? I have 85 starting the second Denvish posted his list. Very good pace my friend. BTW: Washu really did take a vacation, only about 23 points gap. Bit after all DoD, don't count your money just yet.

I start and end my counts at midnight NG time. And I will be in the top ranks of next week's update...my stupid computer is fixed and nothing can stop me now...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 17:16:35


1 UJ submission! The portal suddenly slowed down. (In fact, it has been slow for 1 hour now.) Hopefully, it will speed up as soon as possible so that I can have at least 100 points before I sleep. >:( Due to the current speed, I would suggest DEFCON level 4.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 18:02:12


At 3/4/06 03:54 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 3/4/06 03:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Today's being great so far. I already have 84 points today! I consider a day an excellent one if I have 100+ by 7 PM Newgrounds time...and it looks like I'll have that, easy. Good hunting to everyone! :salute:
When did you start your count? I have 85 starting the second Denvish posted his list. Very good pace my friend. BTW: Washu really did take a vacation, only about 23 points gap. Bit after all DoD, don't count your money just yet.

Washu doesn't so much take "vacations" she just takes a split second break then goes to her 10K flagging reviews.

Oh washu I've found a great way for you to keep track of abusive reviews. So you know how you kinda forget to look back at old ones because you're busy finding new ones? No worry at all, check this out. Open a word document and post the absuive review and there and put a number next to it on how many have been found abusive reviews so you can simply copy and paste the review into the document and make any organizational changes you which. Its fool proof. Happy hunting everyone!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 18:30:50


Stolen alert:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/299336

Original at:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/13925

Whistle away. His first submission was stolen too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 18:32:32


At 3/4/06 01:59 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: 17. Elite Guard Master Sergeant -Casualty- Blams 4,098 Saves 2,110 Voting Power: 7.31

Um yeah, I suppose that's ok...

BTW I won the NGQuiz. I get a graphic card (some sweet stuff) but I can't do anything with it, I don't play games and stuff. So I'll have to think about another price. Any ideas?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 18:36:22


At 3/4/06 06:30 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Stolen alert:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/299336

Original at:

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/13925

Whistle away. His first submission was stolen too.

Thank you very much. In return here is the same submission as this only different profile name. Clever? Rather pathetic.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 19:18:43


The Piconjo crew is sending free whistle points. Two of their moives have been marked today. (Gay porn) By the way, did anyone see the moive "Dual Swords" before somewhere else? I smell a BB fileswap. Watch out, people!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 19:31:25


Sorry for being gone, but it's nice to be back finally! My router blew up, i mean it really blew up so i've been off the internet for two days now! At least i'm back and that good enough. Thanks for the congrats everyone. Also welcome to the new members i saw. It's nice ot see that im number 20 in the ranks too...at least for now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 20:26:40


At 3/4/06 07:31 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Sorry for being gone, but it's nice to be back finally! My router blew up, i mean it really blew up so i've been off the internet for two days now! At least i'm back and that good enough. Thanks for the congrats everyone. Also welcome to the new members i saw. It's nice ot see that im number 20 in the ranks too...at least for now.

Lets become rivals! I shall strive for that 20 spot and I will stop at nothing to reach it! Nah I'm kidding. Keep it. You deserve it. I like the progress you're making. Already three months in from your sign up and you shoot up to EG sergeant first class. Pretty awesome. While time may be on yout side it is sadly not for me but we can try can't we? Congrats on the 20 spot. It's....even.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 21:02:59


end of day report #6
points gained: 50-65
reviews: 2
reviews flagged: 410
posts: 13

it's an early report yes but i have other matters to attend to. so portal time will be shortened. overall, today wasn't all that bad. i focused mainly on reviews today, in which i did very well for me. i don't see how Major Washu does it. i almost went crazy doing mine. i just don't have patience. but i'm trying to improve. and a good update from Captain JoKeR_ADT. good luck in the portal and on flags.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 21:14:12


It's hard to concentrate on B/P'ing while being on PalTalk, lol.
I recommend, if you have it, to join the party, lol. Wade interrupted me, Pingu, and Kristallnacht's porno. I was directing.

Slash Firestorm: yeah, now push her against the wall
Slash Firestorm: :tosses leather whip: tie her up!
Slash Firestorm: lol
peregrinus_48: *push
peregrinus_48: done
Kristallnacht: hah
peregrinus_48: you like that dont ya?
Slash Firestorm: hooray!
Slash Firestorm: lol
WadeNG: Good evening gentlemen
Slash Firestorm: lol waid!
peregrinus_48: hey wade
peregrinus_48: lol, awkward
Slash Firestorm: he ruined the money shot

Oh noes.
:salute: Good hunting! Portal is active! ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 22:43:02


Can i ask a question.... why when a forum is loked it stays in the server...... just a question


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 22:46:27


At 3/4/06 10:43 PM, sprint-T wrote: Can i ask a question.... why when a forum is loked it stays in the server...... just a question

Because it's only locked, and may be unlocked someday. Some threads are just plain ol' deleted though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 23:44:09


85 points and counting! I am planning to make it at least 100 before sleeping to give my spring break b/p mission a great start. It would be a great day for me if our basketball did not get pwned against UNC at home. Counting the defeat at FSU, we have lost 2 in a row now, what's the hell is going now? JJ has not been the same since he passed Dawkins to become Duke's top scoorer. If we play like this, we will kiss and say goodbye to the national championship. My good mood of having a great b/p day has totally disappeared from the earth because of the defeat on Senior Day. I appreciate that I am just a sophomore, (I started school at 7 at the best premier school back home after turning in at my second attempt, they turned me down when I was six.) So even if JJ and his team do not get it done this year, I will still have 2 more years to see the team winning the national championship. Nevertheless, because of the embrassed loss tonight, I am very sad. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-04 23:57:55


At 3/4/06 09:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: It's hard to concentrate on B/P'ing while being on PalTalk, lol.

Aww muffin

I recommend, if you have it, to join the party, lol.

And heres his sales pitch:

Wade interrupted me, Pingu, and Kristallnacht's porno. I was directing.

Oh Snap! A Wade. And your directing needs some more creativity other than whip and whipcream...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-05 00:02:35


At 3/4/06 11:57 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 3/4/06 09:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I recommend, if you have it, to join the party, lol.
And heres his sales pitch:

Wade interrupted me, Pingu, and Kristallnacht's porno. I was directing.
Oh Snap! A Wade. And your directing needs some more creativity other than whip and whipcream...

lol, hey, how "creative" could I be without being bounced? I'm surprised they were as lenient as they were!

ANYways...Day's end report:

168 points. Sweet. I will endeavor to get just as many tomorrow. ^_^
I'll grab a few more points before heading off...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-05 00:22:28


At 3/5/06 12:02 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lol, hey, how "creative" could I be without being bounced? I'm surprised they were as lenient as they were!

well, one of the admins was cool with it. so much so that the sub header was changed from "no e-sex you perverts" to this...

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-05 00:38:57


100 point! My first one since the winter break. :) Considering that I do not have to get up early, I will be here for a bit longer. Happy hunting, everyone. :) (PS: I have passed another guy at b/p because of my big day.) No.138, here I come. (Have to wait for 3 and half hours though.)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-05 00:44:42


End of day report: around 80 B/P. Not the 100 that I wanted though... At this rate I should have Corporal in four days... Meaning I've only spent about a week as a Private First Class.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-03-05 00:49:56


I finally did it right now in the morning. I passed ( more like inched ) LittleWashu. Not very little in fact. Now to keep it up, unfortunately I must say I was expecting more of a fight, passing RemRulzz fully took about 3 weeks, poor guy dropped now.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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