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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 15:40:05


At 7/21/19 03:38 PM, Jackho wrote:Anyone gonna acknowledge the fact this guy talks exclusively in boldtalics?


I was waiting for someone else to do it haha

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 15:40:24


At 7/21/19 03:38 PM, Jackho wrote:Anyone gonna acknowledge the fact this guy talks exclusively in boldtalics?


Waynecolt tags all his posts with an ~x~, and I've seen some other styles. Whatever makes them happy, it does set it apart.


you're jealous you didn't think to start that 9k posts ago

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 17:00:24 (edited 2019-07-21 17:00:48)


2 hawt 4 M rating:

Horse p3n15 (and also, like, it gets sucked and there is cum)


Also, this means I think it should be rated A if I didn't make that clear.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 18:11:39 (edited 2019-07-21 18:16:05)


At 7/21/19 05:00 PM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:2 hawt 4 M rating:
Horse p3n15 (and also, like, it gets sucked and there is cum)

2 dum 2 put n A rateeng n da Sx. I did da ting.

Also, this means I think it should be rated A if I didn't make that clear.

Ah, very well. I have adjusted the rating and voted appropriately on this scourge of a submission.


At 7/21/19 03:38 PM, Jackho wrote:Anyone gonna acknowledge the fact this guy talks exclusively in boldtalics?

HEY!! That guy talks exclusively in bold italics!!!


At 7/21/19 02:41 PM, ragnkinson wrote:Seems to me like game was taken (description says the uploader isn't the one who made it)

It's GAME OVER for them.


At 7/21/19 02:02 PM, NekoMika wrote:
At 7/21/19 12:57 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:
At 7/21/19 12:51 PM, EvilAntonioUTTP wrote:THOSE MOVIES ARE CRINGE!

YOUR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING IS CRINGE ...worthy.


They have been told a few times now, they don't seem to want to listen though.

Agreed. I'm hoping for progressively increasing bans for continued offenses that might help improve that user's eyes and ears and understanding. ..y'know, IF somemod would ban dat shiz.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 18:17:47


I have a question about my whistle status, i just want to know how close i am into gaining my Deity.


PM me or post it here, i'm only curious.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 18:22:49


At 7/21/19 06:17 PM, ZomAlien wrote:I have a question about my whistle status, i just want to know how close i am into gaining my Deity.

PM me or post it here, i'm bi curious.


No one knows. It is the dark black secret of Newgrounds.

(There are some indicators, but mods are not to say anything) <_<

The stretch from Gold to Deity is the longest stretch, tho.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 19:03:45


At 7/21/19 06:22 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/21/19 06:17 PM, ZomAlien wrote:PM me or post it here, i'm bi curious.


Rude edits.


Zom, you’re closer to Deity than you are to Silver. Use that info however you’d like :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 19:07:27


At 7/21/19 07:03 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 7/21/19 06:22 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/21/19 06:17 PM, ZomAlien wrote:PM me or post it here, i'm bi curious.

Rude edits.

:I'm a good sport, I got a good snicker outta it.

Zom, you’re closer to Deity than you are to Silver. Use that info however you’d like :P


*fingers crossed* Soon


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 19:12:04


At 7/21/19 07:07 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/21/19 07:03 PM, Peregrinus wrote:Rude edits.

Ya, maybe a bit. Iz sorry.

I'm a good sport, I got a good snicker outta it.

Yeah, that was the intent. Much of the time, no one notices.

Zom, you’re closer to Deity than you are to Silver. Use that info however you’d like :P

*fingers crossed* Soon

You're actually doing really well, so yeah, good job. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 21:23:11


At 7/21/19 01:22 PM, Dovod wrote:
At 7/21/19 12:18 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?

Hello, Private Dovod. Thank you for your interest in joining the barracks. I see that RO General @Perigrinus has responded to you, and some members have already given you feedback regarding your whistle. I have reviewed your account history, and other than polishing up that whistle, you're in pretty good shape.

I also know that improving your whistle can be tricky, especially if you are not sure how to make it work. But with the help of the fine folks here, I am certain it will improve shortly.

That being said, let's see you get to a bronze whistle by working through the abusive reviews and figuring out proper flagging techniques. I think that shouldn't take very long, as our crew are experts in such details. Work with them, and before you know it, it will be bronze - then silver, etc. When you reach bronze, we will confirm your application.

So, get out there soldier, and show us what you've got!

*Salutes*

EGSC byteslinger,
Chief Barracks Officer.

Thanks a lot, officer, although I'm not too sure what you mean by flagging the "Abusive reviews", as I've been working on my whistle mainly by flagging content in the audio and art section, primarly the audio one.


Flagging content in the audio and art sections is a great way to get your whistle upgraded; I understand you are doing a fine job - keep up the good work. As for the abusive reviews - people who review a movie or game need to be civil about it, and not violate the rules of writing a review. You can go to any submission and look through all of the reviews, and if any of them are spam, nasty, derogatory or rule breaking, you can flag them for review.


Wade's original post is here: https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/93758#bbspost1486722_post_text


If you are in doubt about a review (not sure if it's bad or not) then don't flag it. You will lose whistle status if you flag a review that shouldn't have been flagged. Fortunately, there are many that are obviously bad, so as long as you're careful, you'll get deity in no time!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 21:36:49


At 7/21/19 09:23 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 7/21/19 01:22 PM, Dovod wrote:
At 7/21/19 12:18 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?

Hello, Private Dovod. Thank you for your interest in joining the barracks. I see that RO General @Perigrinus has responded to you, and some members have already given you feedback regarding your whistle. I have reviewed your account history, and other than polishing up that whistle, you're in pretty good shape.

I also know that improving your whistle can be tricky, especially if you are not sure how to make it work. But with the help of the fine folks here, I am certain it will improve shortly.

That being said, let's see you get to a bronze whistle by working through the abusive reviews and figuring out proper flagging techniques. I think that shouldn't take very long, as our crew are experts in such details. Work with them, and before you know it, it will be bronze - then silver, etc. When you reach bronze, we will confirm your application.

So, get out there soldier, and show us what you've got!

*Salutes*

EGSC byteslinger,
Chief Barracks Officer.

Thanks a lot, officer, although I'm not too sure what you mean by flagging the "Abusive reviews", as I've been working on my whistle mainly by flagging content in the audio and art section, primarly the audio one.

Flagging content in the audio and art sections is a great way to get your whistle upgraded; I understand you are doing a fine job - keep up the good work. As for the abusive reviews - people who review a movie or game need to be civil about it, and not violate the rules of writing a review. You can go to any submission and look through all of the reviews, and if any of them are spam, nasty, derogatory or rule breaking, you can flag them for review.

Wade's original post is here: https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/93758#bbspost1486722_post_text

If you are in doubt about a review (not sure if it's bad or not) then don't flag it. You will lose whistle status if you flag a review that shouldn't have been flagged. Fortunately, there are many that are obviously bad, so as long as you're careful, you'll get deity in no time!


I'm grateful for the tip. Just a quick question: where can I usually find some flaggable reviews? Should I look into the best games of all time, the newest ones, best of the year, the ones under judgement... where?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 21:56:21 (edited 2019-07-21 22:13:26)


At 7/21/19 03:40 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 7/21/19 03:38 PM, Jackho wrote:Anyone gonna acknowledge the fact this guy talks exclusively in boldtalics?

Waynecolt tags all his posts with an ~x~, and I've seen some other styles. Whatever makes them happy, it does set it apart.

you're jealous you didn't think to start that 9k posts ago


In my younger and more foolhardy days, I thought I would start making all of my BBS posts as hyperlinks to the Newgrounds homepage. I was swiftly banned after a few posts, and rightly so, in hindsight.


edit: haha found one of those posts. I used to be such a little shit!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 22:09:53 (edited 2019-07-21 22:13:27)


**Internal Barracks Memorandum**


Records Officer

21 Jul 19


Screening of Applicant: PFC Dovod


The Records Officer (RO) seeks the input of the staff officers of the Elite Guard Barracks in the matter of prospective membership of PFC @Dovod.


The applicant has attained all the pre-requisites for enrollment, as follows:

a) Blam/Protect rank of "Private" or above

  • The candidate exceeds the criteria by one rank level.

b) Advanced Whistle status (Bronze+)

  • The candidate has attained a Bronze whistle

c) Sufficient posting quality

  • In the opinion of the RO, the candidate contributes to the BBS and has no concerning posts

d) Sufficient review quality

  • In the opinion of the RO, the candidate's reviews are of good quality and tone.

e) No outstanding bans or recent disreputable behavior

  • The RO has not observed any concerning current or historical behaviour

f) No zero-effort flashes (after 1 January 2009)

  • The candidate has no portal submissions


The RO respectfully requests input from the other staff as they are able. The Chief Barracks Officer may release a memorandum resolving this issue at any point, at their discretion.


Comd Peregrinus

Records Officer


Distribution List:

EGSC @byteslinger, EGSC @Big-Boss, EGSC @GameJunkie, Comd @Decky, and EGSC @Jolly.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 22:13:06 (edited 2019-07-21 22:24:01)


At 7/21/19 09:36 PM, Dovod wrote:where can I usually find some flaggable reviews?

You find them here and there, and anywhere. There's no real place that has more than any other, really. Sometimes, submissions with crappy scores might have a bit more in the way of crappy reviews, but not necessarily. Flaggin the movies and games we discuss here count, and the Art Portal is also a good place. For some reason, people seem to not figure out what constitutes Adult (A rated) content, so hanging out there is also a good place.


Quick tips:

  • If it has genitals - should be A
  • if it has sex - should be A
(a blowjob is still a blowjob whether you can see it all or not, y'know?)
  • boobs and/or butt - could be A or M. Flag it if it's E or T rated.
  • "Camel toe" or outlines if anything covered by most swimsuits should be higher than E.
  • A child in a swimsuit IS NOT child porn!
  • If they're not nude, it's not child porn. (This (SFW) gets flagged as child porn, and users get punished. Don't do that.)
  • Judgements are based on how the character appears. If it looks like a child, it's flaggable. Doesn't matter if the author says "They're over 18."
  • It doesn't matter if they're supposed to be 12 on the show. If it doesn't look underage, don't flag it. That's one thing that gets a lot of dings for people.

As you flag things, you'll start to get a feel for things. No, not that. Put that away! Geez.


The whistle rank reflects your ability to figure out and properly rate content on the site. Audio has a fair share of stolens, and reviews can be abusive, but those aren't the only areas. Ant time you flag an item anywhere, that goes toward you're total count. (And, no, no one know what your 'count' is.) You'll get there eventually, and only a major screw up will drop your rank in most cases. If you just leveled up by a hair and you get a punishable report, that might drop you back til the next flag gets dealt with- not a big deal. If it pops right back up, you're fine. If it doesn't right away, you messed up somewhere.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 22:26:25 (edited 2019-07-21 22:27:43)


At 7/21/19 10:09 PM, Peregrinus wrote:**Internal Barracks Memorandum**

Not exactly 'internal' when posted in public, yo. ;) Still, although the user is new and has some growing to do, this is the place for it. I give thumbs up.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 22:32:08


At 7/21/19 10:26 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/21/19 10:09 PM, Peregrinus wrote:**Internal Barracks Memorandum**
Not exactly 'internal' when posted in public, yo. ;) Still, although the user is new and has some growing to do, this is the place for it. I give thumbs up.


Internal as in not official. Seemed fancy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 22:41:43


At 7/21/19 10:32 PM, Peregrinus wrote:Internal as in not official. Seemed fancy.

I know. I just razzin ya.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 23:53:40


At 7/21/19 10:13 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/21/19 09:36 PM, Dovod wrote:where can I usually find some flaggable reviews?
You find them here and there, and anywhere. There's no real place that has more than any other, really. Sometimes, submissions with crappy scores might have a bit more in the way of crappy reviews, but not necessarily. Flaggin the movies and games we discuss here count, and the Art Portal is also a good place. For some reason, people seem to not figure out what constitutes Adult (A rated) content, so hanging out there is also a good place.

Quick tips:

(a blowjob is still a blowjob whether you can see it all or not, y'know?)

As you flag things, you'll start to get a feel for things. No, not that. Put that away! Geez.

The whistle rank reflects your ability to figure out and properly rate content on the site. Audio has a fair share of stolens, and reviews can be abusive, but those aren't the only areas. Ant time you flag an item anywhere, that goes toward you're total count. (And, no, no one know what your 'count' is.) You'll get there eventually, and only a major screw up will drop your rank in most cases. If you just leveled up by a hair and you get a punishable report, that might drop you back til the next flag gets dealt with- not a big deal. If it pops right back up, you're fine. If it doesn't right away, you messed up somewhere.


What about this(NSFW)? Her proportions are 5 heads, which is the same of a 5-6 year old (unless she is a midget).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-21 23:59:14 (edited 2019-07-21 23:59:58)


At 7/21/19 11:53 PM, valken666 wrote:What about this(NSFW)? Her proportions are 5 heads, which is the same of a 5-6 year old (unless she is a midget).

That submission no longer exists in our system. :3 Honestly, pay attention to the boobs. A lot of times, if they'd drawn more boob, the submission would be deemed ok. I booted that one, tho. Looked underage, sooooo gone!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 00:19:58


At 7/21/19 11:59 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/21/19 11:53 PM, valken666 wrote:What about this(NSFW)? Her proportions are 5 heads, which is the same of a 5-6 year old (unless she is a midget).
That submission no longer exists in our system. :3 Honestly, pay attention to the boobs. A lot of times, if they'd drawn more boob, the submission would be deemed ok. I booted that one, tho. Looked underage, sooooo gone!


And this(NSFW)?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 00:28:03


At 7/22/19 12:19 AM, valken666 wrote:
At 7/21/19 11:59 PM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/21/19 11:53 PM, valken666 wrote:What about this(NSFW)? Her proportions are 5 heads, which is the same of a 5-6 year old (unless she is a midget).
That submission no longer exists in our system. :3 Honestly, pay attention to the boobs. A lot of times, if they'd drawn more boob, the submission would be deemed ok. I booted that one, tho. Looked underage, sooooo gone!

And this(NSFW)?


It's tagged as "loli" so I would.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 01:03:39


At 7/20/19 11:27 PM, Big-Boss wrote:
At 7/20/19 08:20 PM, ProjectNetoku wrote://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kemjam/ni-2

Pretty nsfw for a E rated post. I made a report already but wanted to see if you guys agree with this
( I mean unless this is an alternate universe and skimpy Nicole is very e rated xp )

I reported it as well just to throw another flag in the mix. It should be rated Mature.


Its still teen but for now maybe thats fair. I'll let it be but you guys follow as youf eel is wise

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 03:16:29


At 7/22/19 01:03 AM, ProjectNetoku wrote:Its still teen but for now maybe thats fair. I'll let it be but you guys follow as youf eel is wise

I bumped it up to T. No nudity, so it's basically just like someone in a swimsuit (even if it's supposed to be underwear) ...(which really is about the same thing, y'know), it's fine now.


At 7/22/19 12:28 AM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/22/19 12:19 AM, valken666 wrote:And this(NSFW)?

Also, no longer in our system.

It's tagged as "loli" so I would.

Loli is not always an indicator of a correct flag. Remember, it's the appearance, not the tag or author comments.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 03:35:35


At 7/21/19 11:53 PM, valken666 wrote:
At 7/21/19 09:36 PM, Dovod wrote:
Quick tips:
(a blowjob is still a blowjob whether you can see it all or not, y'know?)

Here (nsfw) is an example of one that although there's no genitals and barely any real nudity, it still requires an A rating. I've already adjusted the rating up.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 05:10:27


At 7/22/19 03:35 AM, Exedor wrote:
At 7/21/19 11:53 PM, valken666 wrote:
At 7/21/19 09:36 PM, Dovod wrote:
Quick tips:
(a blowjob is still a blowjob whether you can see it all or not, y'know?)
Here (nsfw) is an example of one that although there's no genitals and barely any real nudity, it still requires an A rating. I've already adjusted the rating up.


I made a list: one two three four


I'm not sure about these ones: one two three four five six seven


Some of these guys have many, like wabaki88 and kiddeathxv.


Six or six and a half heads could be a teenager or a small adult, but 5 heads is toddler height (unless the body has midget structure, or it's a shibby caricature). Breast size is usually small in Russia, Asia, Latin and Central America, and Africa. Also in countries like France and Italy. Source. I'm used to smaller breasts, many adult women I know have practically no breasts. Proportions can indicate that it's a child, although there are tall children as well, and it's hard to see the proportions if the person is not standing. But less than 6 heads and no breasts is almost 100% certainty that it's a child, in my opinion.

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At 7/22/19 05:33 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/22/19 05:10 AM, valken666 wrote:I made a list: one two three four

Number 1 looks definitely too young, but the rest I'm not touching as I'm really on the fence about them.

I'm not sure about these ones: one two three four five six seven


Again, the first couple I flagged, the rest I would say are very borderline.

Six or six and a half heads could be a teenager or a small adult, but 5 heads is toddler height (unless the body has midget structure, or it's a shibby caricature).

I feel like the measurement of "heads" is a little arbitrary considering we're talking about digitally drawn cartoon characters. It's a good place to start, but it can't be used in ALL instances as the characters are sometimes drawn in a much different way to normal.

Breast size is usually small in Russia, Asia, Latin and Central America, and Africa. Also in countries like France and Italy. Source. I'm used to smaller breasts, many adult women I know have practically no breasts. Proportions can indicate that it's a child, although there are tall children as well, and it's hard to see the proportions if the person is not standing. But less than 6 heads and no breasts is almost 100% certainty that it's a child, in my opinion.


I can agree with you here, but objectively it's difficult to assume because they are digitally drawn characters. I feel as if other things also need to be taken into account at the same time. The term "Loli" is definitely a red flag, alongside the type of character they are trying to draw. In the case of the Cardcaptor drawing you linked above, it should be taken into account that Sakura Kinomoto, the girl who is the Cardcaptor, is actually 10 years old as of the Cardcaptor Wikipedia page.

"Ten-year-old Sakura Kinomoto accidentally releases a set of magical cards known as Clow Cards"

In this case, I would argue, it should be flagged as Child Porn.

Edit: Further reading shows that even by the end of the CardCaptor anime, Sakura is no older than 14 years old, therefore I would argue that any NSFW drawing of her, adhering to Rule 34 of the internet, should be taken as Child Porn.

"Sakura Kinomoto is introduced as a nine-year-old girl who lives in the town of Tomoeda in Japan, where she attends Tomoeda Elementary School. During the Clow Card Arc and Sakura Card Arc storyline, she canonically ages to be twelve years at series end, in both the anime and manga versions.[8] In Clear Card Arc storyline, she canonically ages to be forteen years while attending Tomoeda Junior High School."


One could draw an adult version of Sakura without explicitly saying it. It's very subjective, but the face can be an indicator as well.

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At 7/22/19 05:33 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/22/19 05:10 AM, valken666 wrote:I made a list: one two three four

Number 1 looks definitely too young, but the rest I'm not touching as I'm really on the fence about them.

I agree that number 1 looks too young. To me both number 2 and 3 look like they could be too young it's hard to tell. I'm not sure about number 4


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 14:30:40


(NSFW)

Even though it's blurred out with pixels, would it still be "A" rated?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 14:33:07


What about Bloody violence?

Should it be considered "A" rated if it's enough gore?

An example I just found.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-22 15:06:13 (edited 2019-07-22 15:07:59)


At 7/22/19 02:33 PM, ZomAlien wrote:What about Bloody violence?
Should it be considered "A" rated if it's enough gore?
//www.newgrounds.com/art/view/claudia-kapranos/killing-subhumans
An example I just found.


I think A is only for sexual or like extremely disturbing. I think this doesn't exceed Madness levels of violence, and Madness is rated M.


Edit: the context is a bit worrying, though. The tags have white and supremacy in them, as well as racist. Worrying.


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