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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-10 19:19:50 (edited 2019-07-10 19:23:47)


This is an ad.

I'm not sure this belongs on Newgrounds. Also, no proof that it belongs to them anyway. They just copy pasted the description from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVJxEL4wQaw

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-10 21:02:43 (edited 2019-07-10 21:03:15)


These are old Happy Tree Friends games



Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-11 11:20:50


Just a guy playing with a stuffed animal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-11 15:10:24


At 7/11/19 01:28 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/11/19 11:20 AM, ZomAlien wrote:Just a guy playing with a stuffed animal.
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/734545

So it should be flagged as just a video then I imagine? Using the "Improper" rating?


Try "spam". Improper is when, for instance, you have porn rated E.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-11 16:49:37


No animation. Maybe advertising.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-12 12:50:11


Ripped song from geometry dash? I don't understand these kids anymore.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-12 17:33:12


At 7/12/19 12:50 PM, GUTHRIE wrote:Ripped song from geometry dash? I don't understand these kids anymore.


That is some sick animation right there too, even less effort that me! I'm sure that counts for something. But yeah, I really don't see why they thought that was a good idea.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-13 23:18:48




Seems both of these are by different authors than the uploader (by their own admission)


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-13 23:22:32


At 7/13/19 11:18 PM, Peregrinus wrote://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/734718

//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/734714

Seems both of these are by different authors than the uploader (by their own admission)


*puffs from a sophisticated corn pipe*

Hmm, it indeed it does appear so.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-14 00:13:52


At 7/13/19 11:22 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/13/19 11:18 PM, Peregrinus wrote:Seems both of these are by different authors than the uploader (by their own admission)

Seems both of these have been moved to the bin (by my own um bin moving to tool thingie.)


*puffs from a sophisticated corn pipe*
Hmm, it indeed it does appear so.

Hmm, it indeed appears that this is a non-smoking area.

*puts out Zom's pipe.*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-14 00:16:29



*puffs from a sophisticated corn pipe*
Hmm, it indeed it does appear so.
Hmm, it indeed appears that this is a non-smoking area.
*puts out Zom's pipe.*

*sighs*

very well.

*pours bubbles into pipe*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-14 21:56:32


I don't see any animation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-14 22:30:57


At 7/14/19 09:56 PM, ZomAlien wrote:I don't see any animation.

Hope he's still cheerful with a removed submission. Gon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-15 02:57:41


Shitty meme with stolen footage from one of the Avengers movie.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-15 03:34:29


At 7/15/19 02:57 AM, DrakoFangs wrote:Shitty meme with stolen footage from one of the Avengers movie.

This movie just went straight to VHS. Gone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-17 10:44:43


Does this count as animation?


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-17 12:04:39


At 7/17/19 10:44 AM, valken666 wrote:Does this count as animation?

Nope.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 10:58:19


I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?


English is not my first language, spanish is. Saludos desde Argentina.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 11:13:07


At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?


Ohhh another member!


Okay just hang tight and one of the chain of command will get ahold of you and the others will have to approve of you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 11:15:45


At 7/18/19 11:13 AM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?

Ohhh another member!

Okay just hang tight and one of the chain of command will get ahold of you and the others will have to approve of you.


He doesn't meet the whistle requirement and I think he needs more reviews, though. A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 11:44:19


At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:13 AM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?

Ohhh another member!

Okay just hang tight and one of the chain of command will get ahold of you and the others will have to approve of you.

He doesn't meet the whistle requirement and I think he needs more reviews, though. A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.


How do I use the whistle?


English is not my first language, spanish is. Saludos desde Argentina.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 11:44:45


At 7/18/19 11:44 AM, Dovod wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:13 AM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?

Ohhh another member!

Okay just hang tight and one of the chain of command will get ahold of you and the others will have to approve of you.

He doesn't meet the whistle requirement and I think he needs more reviews, though. A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.

How do I use the whistle?


You flag things that are rulebreaking.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 11:47:07


At 7/18/19 11:44 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:44 AM, Dovod wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:13 AM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?

Ohhh another member!

Okay just hang tight and one of the chain of command will get ahold of you and the others will have to approve of you.

He doesn't meet the whistle requirement and I think he needs more reviews, though. A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.

How do I use the whistle?

You flag things that are rulebreaking.


Oh, I use the flag that says "Report Abuse". I thought there was a whistle.


English is not my first language, spanish is. Saludos desde Argentina.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 11:50:53


At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:13 AM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?

Ohhh another member!

Okay just hang tight and one of the chain of command will get ahold of you and the others will have to approve of you.

He doesn't meet the whistle requirement and I think he needs more reviews, though. A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.


I used to be a member, but I got kicked out for inactivity, now I have issues with authority.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 16:41:32 (edited 2019-07-18 16:42:10)


At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.


Incorrect. While gold is nice, the minimum is bronze (reference).


At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?


Hi there PFC Dovod, I'm the acting Recruiting Officer. I'll lay out what we're looking for and where you fit, and we can see where you're at:


Minimum Requirements for Membership (see that link above)


1. A Blam/Protect rank of "Private" or above (2,500 B/P minimum).

You meet this criteria

2. Advanced Whistle status (Bronze or better).

You currently have not met this criteria, more on that below.

3. Sufficient posting quality (minimal one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to threads, etc).

You seem to like to contribute to conversations :)

4. Sufficient review quality (helpful and civil, with constructive criticism, regardless of the flash or author).

I find your reviews to be of good quality and tone. It's good to see more than just "Nice", since artists generally like well rounded feedback.

5. No outstanding bans or recent disreputable behavior.

Nothing I've seen

6. No zero-effort flashes (static images, single frames, tiny loops, etc) after 1 January 2009.

None observed


At 7/18/19 11:47 AM, Dovod wrote:Oh, I use the flag that says "Report Abuse". I thought there was a whistle.


Are you filling out the pop up form which asks you to select a category and write a short justification? Our system is human driven on both ends: a user clicks the flag, selects the appropriate category by clicking the image, and writes a short blurb. A mod then reviews the flag and actions it as required.


It's possible you're doing it correctly and just haven't passed the threshold for getting your bronze whistle. If you feel like speeding that process up, there are always things to find in the audio portal's unscouted section.


I'll have a talk to the other staff and see where everyone is at. I'm definitely interested in you sticking around to meet everyone and chit chat in the interim.


If you have any questions, you're more than welcome to ask here or PM me.


At 7/18/19 11:50 AM, Little-Rena wrote:I used to be a member, but I got kicked out for inactivity, now I have issues with authority.


Stick it to the man.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 17:30:33


At 7/18/19 04:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.

Incorrect. While gold is nice, the minimum is bronze (reference).
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:
I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?


Hi there PFC Dovod, I'm the acting Recruiting Officer. I'll lay out what we're looking for and where you fit, and we can see where you're at:

Minimum Requirements for Membership (see that link above)

1. A Blam/Protect rank of "Private" or above (2,500 B/P minimum).
You meet this criteria
2. Advanced Whistle status (Bronze or better).
You currently have not met this criteria, more on that below.
3. Sufficient posting quality (minimal one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to threads, etc).
You seem to like to contribute to conversations :)
4. Sufficient review quality (helpful and civil, with constructive criticism, regardless of the flash or author).
I find your reviews to be of good quality and tone. It's good to see more than just "Nice", since artists generally like well rounded feedback.
5. No outstanding bans or recent disreputable behavior.
Nothing I've seen
6. No zero-effort flashes (static images, single frames, tiny loops, etc) after 1 January 2009.
None observed
At 7/18/19 11:47 AM, Dovod wrote:
Oh, I use the flag that says "Report Abuse". I thought there was a whistle.


Are you filling out the pop up form which asks you to select a category and write a short justification? Our system is human driven on both ends: a user clicks the flag, selects the appropriate category by clicking the image, and writes a short blurb. A mod then reviews the flag and actions it as required.

It's possible you're doing it correctly and just haven't passed the threshold for getting your bronze whistle. If you feel like speeding that process up, there are always things to find in the audio portal's unscouted section.

I'll have a talk to the other staff and see where everyone is at. I'm definitely interested in you sticking around to meet everyone and chit chat in the interim.

If you have any questions, you're more than welcome to ask here or PM me.
At 7/18/19 11:50 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
I used to be a member, but I got kicked out for inactivity, now I have issues with authority.


Stick it to the man.


Thanks for the information.


English is not my first language, spanish is. Saludos desde Argentina.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 17:33:00


At 7/18/19 04:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.

Incorrect. While gold is nice, the minimum is bronze (reference).
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:
I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?


Hi there PFC Dovod, I'm the acting Recruiting Officer. I'll lay out what we're looking for and where you fit, and we can see where you're at:

Minimum Requirements for Membership (see that link above)

1. A Blam/Protect rank of "Private" or above (2,500 B/P minimum).
You meet this criteria
2. Advanced Whistle status (Bronze or better).
You currently have not met this criteria, more on that below.
3. Sufficient posting quality (minimal one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to threads, etc).
You seem to like to contribute to conversations :)
4. Sufficient review quality (helpful and civil, with constructive criticism, regardless of the flash or author).
I find your reviews to be of good quality and tone. It's good to see more than just "Nice", since artists generally like well rounded feedback.
5. No outstanding bans or recent disreputable behavior.
Nothing I've seen
6. No zero-effort flashes (static images, single frames, tiny loops, etc) after 1 January 2009.
None observed
At 7/18/19 11:47 AM, Dovod wrote:
Oh, I use the flag that says "Report Abuse". I thought there was a whistle.


Are you filling out the pop up form which asks you to select a category and write a short justification? Our system is human driven on both ends: a user clicks the flag, selects the appropriate category by clicking the image, and writes a short blurb. A mod then reviews the flag and actions it as required.

It's possible you're doing it correctly and just haven't passed the threshold for getting your bronze whistle. If you feel like speeding that process up, there are always things to find in the audio portal's unscouted section.

I'll have a talk to the other staff and see where everyone is at. I'm definitely interested in you sticking around to meet everyone and chit chat in the interim.

If you have any questions, you're more than welcome to ask here or PM me.
At 7/18/19 11:50 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
I used to be a member, but I got kicked out for inactivity, now I have issues with authority.


Stick it to the man.


Oh, yeah, and I've rarely ever used the flag. Dunno, I guess I've never had a good chance of using it. And even then, I don't even know if I could be right or wrong. I would surely be punished if I'm wrong, I think. (You know, the garbage whistle and all...)


English is not my first language, spanish is. Saludos desde Argentina.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 17:35:30


At 7/18/19 05:33 PM, Dovod wrote:
At 7/18/19 04:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.

Incorrect. While gold is nice, the minimum is bronze (reference).
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:
I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?


Hi there PFC Dovod, I'm the acting Recruiting Officer. I'll lay out what we're looking for and where you fit, and we can see where you're at:

Minimum Requirements for Membership (see that link above)

1. A Blam/Protect rank of "Private" or above (2,500 B/P minimum).
You meet this criteria
2. Advanced Whistle status (Bronze or better).
You currently have not met this criteria, more on that below.
3. Sufficient posting quality (minimal one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to threads, etc).
You seem to like to contribute to conversations :)
4. Sufficient review quality (helpful and civil, with constructive criticism, regardless of the flash or author).
I find your reviews to be of good quality and tone. It's good to see more than just "Nice", since artists generally like well rounded feedback.
5. No outstanding bans or recent disreputable behavior.
Nothing I've seen
6. No zero-effort flashes (static images, single frames, tiny loops, etc) after 1 January 2009.
None observed
At 7/18/19 11:47 AM, Dovod wrote:
Oh, I use the flag that says "Report Abuse". I thought there was a whistle.


Are you filling out the pop up form which asks you to select a category and write a short justification? Our system is human driven on both ends: a user clicks the flag, selects the appropriate category by clicking the image, and writes a short blurb. A mod then reviews the flag and actions it as required.

It's possible you're doing it correctly and just haven't passed the threshold for getting your bronze whistle. If you feel like speeding that process up, there are always things to find in the audio portal's unscouted section.

I'll have a talk to the other staff and see where everyone is at. I'm definitely interested in you sticking around to meet everyone and chit chat in the interim.

If you have any questions, you're more than welcome to ask here or PM me.
At 7/18/19 11:50 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
I used to be a member, but I got kicked out for inactivity, now I have issues with authority.


Stick it to the man.

Oh, yeah, and I've rarely ever used the flag. Dunno, I guess I've never had a good chance of using it. And even then, I don't even know if I could be right or wrong. I would surely be punished if I'm wrong, I think. (You know, the garbage whistle and all...)


I can help you out with some examples of misrated art yo get your whistle status ahead start


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 17:37:24


At 7/18/19 05:35 PM, ZomAlien wrote:
At 7/18/19 05:33 PM, Dovod wrote:
At 7/18/19 04:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 7/18/19 11:15 AM, TheReviewTrickster wrote:A Gold Whistle is required for joining, by the way.

Incorrect. While gold is nice, the minimum is bronze (reference).
At 7/18/19 10:58 AM, Dovod wrote:
I'm Dovod, Private First Class. I would like to join the Barracks. How can I enter?


Hi there PFC Dovod, I'm the acting Recruiting Officer. I'll lay out what we're looking for and where you fit, and we can see where you're at:

Minimum Requirements for Membership (see that link above)

1. A Blam/Protect rank of "Private" or above (2,500 B/P minimum).
You meet this criteria
2. Advanced Whistle status (Bronze or better).
You currently have not met this criteria, more on that below.
3. Sufficient posting quality (minimal one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to threads, etc).
You seem to like to contribute to conversations :)
4. Sufficient review quality (helpful and civil, with constructive criticism, regardless of the flash or author).
I find your reviews to be of good quality and tone. It's good to see more than just "Nice", since artists generally like well rounded feedback.
5. No outstanding bans or recent disreputable behavior.
Nothing I've seen
6. No zero-effort flashes (static images, single frames, tiny loops, etc) after 1 January 2009.
None observed
At 7/18/19 11:47 AM, Dovod wrote:
Oh, I use the flag that says "Report Abuse". I thought there was a whistle.


Are you filling out the pop up form which asks you to select a category and write a short justification? Our system is human driven on both ends: a user clicks the flag, selects the appropriate category by clicking the image, and writes a short blurb. A mod then reviews the flag and actions it as required.

It's possible you're doing it correctly and just haven't passed the threshold for getting your bronze whistle. If you feel like speeding that process up, there are always things to find in the audio portal's unscouted section.

I'll have a talk to the other staff and see where everyone is at. I'm definitely interested in you sticking around to meet everyone and chit chat in the interim.

If you have any questions, you're more than welcome to ask here or PM me.
At 7/18/19 11:50 AM, Little-Rena wrote:
I used to be a member, but I got kicked out for inactivity, now I have issues with authority.


Stick it to the man.

Oh, yeah, and I've rarely ever used the flag. Dunno, I guess I've never had a good chance of using it. And even then, I don't even know if I could be right or wrong. I would surely be punished if I'm wrong, I think. (You know, the garbage whistle and all...)

I can help you out with some examples of misrated art yo get your whistle status ahead start


Yes, please.


English is not my first language, spanish is. Saludos desde Argentina.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2019-07-18 17:38:01


At 7/18/19 05:33 PM, Dovod wrote:Oh, yeah, and I've rarely ever used the flag. Dunno, I guess I've never had a good chance of using it. And even then, I don't even know if I could be right or wrong. I would surely be punished if I'm wrong, I think. (You know, the garbage whistle and all...)


Don't worry, we can walk you through it. The best place to start is the unscouted audio section, tons of stolen stuff. That's @Peregrinus's area of expertise. Read the audio guidelines and start flagging when you feel like it! If you're not sure about something, ask an audio mod or post in the Audio Portal Cleanup thread.

*salutes*


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