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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 10:29:58


At 10/5/17 12:52 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 10/5/17 11:49 AM, MchectorII wrote:
Yessir lol, it works fine for me!
Great,is it a test animation?

Haha,you don't have to call me 'sir',any name would do.
Try again, it should work fine for you now.

Thanks!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 11:12:16


At 10/6/17 09:04 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 10/6/17 08:40 AM, mrbadazz wrote: Uhh this is screenshots from Roblox
Gameplay of any sort (including Roblox)

Does this work for anyone?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 11:20:26


At 10/6/17 11:12 AM, Exedor wrote:
Does this work for anyone?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/700189

It just appears to show up as a white screen for me. Is this what you're seeing?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 14:06:29


At 10/6/17 11:36 AM, NekoMika wrote: White screen for me as well.

Same @Fro. I'm also not sure if a resubmission or not. Think I've seen it before at least once.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 14:10:04


At 10/6/17 02:06 PM, ADR3-N wrote:
At 10/6/17 11:36 AM, NekoMika wrote: White screen for me as well.
Same @Fro. I'm also not sure if a resubmission or not. Think I've seen it before at least once.

Your memory is not failing you. I have seen this white screen submission before, too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 14:53:31


Sorry for double post, it won't let me edit my post!

Most of the submissions are taken from! https://puzzleguys.com/

@Asandir @Exedor

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 18:56:06


At 10/6/17 02:11 AM, ADR3-N wrote:
Sorry for the crappy quotes. Had to gut some stuff for space.

I gut almost all of the old quoted stuff to make room. This one is getting quite full though.

Old work

I guess you do have the option of unpublishing and it saves the file right?

Quite a haul, and good on you. I've never considered investing in the stock market, not after Mom's 401k got rekt in the 2000's.

I think it was luck on my end. The company I worked for gave a 15% discount if you had it come out of your paycheck. I bought most of my stock when they were around $30 each and sold them for $80 each.

If only I knew the increase I would have put a ton into it. Captain foresite to the rescue!

I'll keep praying for you. I could do something more helpful like mailing you my change, but something tells me my mom would look at me sideways. >.> If you do come up with a GoFundMe, I'll save up a front page post for ya.

I could make one... slightly embarrassed... slightly to proud... slightly too concerned with it ending up with $0 in it. I guess it's worth a shot though. We figured $2,500 puts us in a situation with bills where I don't have to take a second job and we will start being financially stable. Moving across country just cost us so much.

That's not bad at all, aside from expenses. I can remember my mom talking about how tight money was for her back in the day, working 12 hours a day and then some and having to pay extra if she was held over and picked me up late. Also, I'm always happy to hear about happily married couples with kids. My mom and dad split when I was 6 weeks old. Lot of hardship.

We pay below average rent for the area and below average childcare too. We have a lot of things going for us. Just need to get through the temporary struggle.

I actually haven't been going to church, for a lot of the same reasons you mentioned. Plus, I celebrate Shabbat by the luni-solar calendar

Either explain to me what Shabbat is or I'll have to look it up sometime soon.

Or how I was forced to go to work even if I was sick and I never missed a single day of school until my college career.

I meant to say forced to go to school. I did not have a job as a young child.

Memories with dad

I can say he's been there for me every time I really needed him to be. He's a good dad.. he has problems.. he knows it to, but I think he's too far in and too old for help now. He's in his 70s and with his health issues I expect the phone call any year now.

From then on, we went to Pensacola every year around the same time, sometimes on the weekend, sometimes not, haha. That being said, I never had to worry about my grades. I was just a natural inquisitive. I was reading encyclopedias before I was in school.

Grades were never an issue. It was pure perfection. I couldn't get less than 100% on every single assignment and not get whooped for it.

Performing while sick

I have nothing to compare this with. I once ran for a 40 yard touchdown two plays after breaking my ankle though haha.

At 10/5/17 10:20 AM, Fro wrote: Lot's of hentai in the portal lately. Is there a way to toggle adult submission like that off?
You can stop it from auto-playing in your settings, but I think you can only uncheck it in the Game and Movie sections, not UJ. Correct me if I'm wrong.

It's the ads they display on the banner that's really bad. No matter if I click play or not there's penis, vagina, and boobs everywhere.

I will say the snip tool on Windows does a great job of helping cut the process short. Snip, blow up as needed, crop, done. Please do tag me when you get around to making a post. Right now I'm working on commissions and answering my inbox. :)

Thinking of doing this on Monday.

I will say, this is extremely painful from what I've heard, but it does help people, and it might be worth it. There's also donating sperm/eggs if you and your wife want to talk that out. Egg donation is invasive but if you've had all the kids you want, hey. I've been considering it since I don't

We always debate having another child. I think the idea of birthing another child makes us second guess it. We will adopt whenever we find ourselves financially able. I'm thinking when she graduates and one of these Universities is lucky enough to grab her as a professor.

I don't think I'm up to donating for those things though.

At 10/6/17 03:43 AM, Exedor wrote:
Yes and no. If you go thru the Portal, then no. If you see a big red A, that means it's Admin approved for showing at meetings. ...or something like that.

Yeah... I'm talking about the portal specifically because of grabbing some B/P points.

At 10/6/17 02:53 PM, mrbadazz wrote: Sorry for double post, it won't let me edit my post!

Don't apologize. I think double posting is always ok when there's good reason for it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 19:55:03


At 10/6/17 02:53 PM, mrbadazz wrote: Sorry for double post, it won't let me edit my post!

Most of the submissions are taken from! https://puzzleguys.com/

@Asandir @Exedor

I'm pretty sure @ mentions don't work for notifying people if you edit them in later, so the extra post is justified. I don't think people on NG generally mind about double posting anyway unless you're transparently going for stat inflation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-06 20:11:31


Also tbh you're all a cute bunch of guys and I'm glad this little crew exists & that I became a part of it.

I go through phases of barely posting here but I've had this thread "followed" right from the moment that feature was introduced and I've fully read every post to come through here since. So even if I don't respond, know someone's here to read whatever you decide to post <3

At 10/5/17 10:20 AM, Fro wrote: Either explain to me what Shabbat is or I'll have to look it up sometime soon.

Pretty sure that's just an alt (perhaps jewish) spelling of Sabbath, the holy day of rest in abrahamic religions and usually assumed to be sunday.

It's the ads they display on the banner that's really bad. No matter if I click play or not there's penis, vagina, and boobs everywhere.

Just gotta cop that supporter status brah. $3 and no ads ever.

Adult submissions do indeed look pretty abysmal because of the ads though, but it's not something I have to think about. It's always a bit of a shock the odd time I open a submission incognito and am assaulted with the ad-filled version of the site, and its such a shame most people have to view the site that way. A totally ad-free NG is definitely achievable if more people support though, so get shilling.

And @ADR3-N your band story is pretty harsh and all but this one time I feinted from the heat while standing at assembly while some teacher droned on for two hours about nothing and I'll have you know it was literally the worst!!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-07 06:27:41


At 10/6/17 07:55 PM, Jackho wrote: I'm pretty sure @ mentions don't work for notifying people if you edit them in later, so the extra post is justified. I don't think people on NG generally mind about double posting anyway unless you're transparently going for stat inflation.

Alrighty! Thank you both!

@Fro @Jackho

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-07 06:28:08


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-07 10:28:35


At 10/7/17 06:28 AM, mrbadazz wrote: This is stolen from here!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/700300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NalKlA244

Even worse than it being stolen, it's fucking terrible!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-09 14:33:26


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-09 15:18:09


Would one of our portal mods. (I like that name) Help me answer a question for this guy in the Wi/Ht forum?

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1426864

At 10/6/17 08:11 PM, Jackho wrote:
Just gotta cop that supporter status brah. $3 and no ads ever.

I would love to. I wouldn't be able to afford it if it were a single $1 though. I'm already running, no limping, off of -$7 a day net loss. Maybe if that number were +$1 a day I would be able to spare the extra $3 a month.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-09 15:24:35


At 10/9/17 03:18 PM, Fro wrote: Would one of our portal mods. (I like that name) Help me answer a question for this guy in the Wi/Ht forum?

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1426864

Gotcha! Sorry I'm not a portal mod but I will still try to help him out!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-10 07:58:56


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-10 08:28:24


At 10/10/17 07:58 AM, mrbadazz wrote: This is stolen from here!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/700455
https://nsrgames.itch.io/nsr-farm-house

Did you read the Authors Comments? Did you click the in-game link to see where it takes you?

I'll answer for you. No. I didn't, if I had I wouldn't have reported it.

It's not stolen, it's a known shovelware submitter (NSR Escapegames) using an Alt to try trick us Portal Mods. Unfortunately for them, we're awesome at spotting Alt activity.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-10 09:26:42


At 10/10/17 08:28 AM, gamejunkie wrote: It's not stolen, it's a known shovelware submitter (NSR Escapegames) using an Alt to try trick us Portal Mods. Unfortunately for them, we're awesome at spotting Alt activity.

I'm so sorry for the false report! I'm confused tho, the link in-game took me to a site called nsrgames.com? And the acc name didn't match also this game was submitted on multiple other sites like back in june? Sorry again!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-10 09:50:58


At 10/10/17 09:26 AM, mrbadazz wrote:
At 10/10/17 08:28 AM, gamejunkie wrote: It's not stolen, it's a known shovelware submitter (NSR Escapegames) using an Alt to try trick us Portal Mods. Unfortunately for them, we're awesome at spotting Alt activity.
I'm so sorry for the false report! I'm confused tho, the link in-game took me to a site called nsrgames.com? And the acc name didn't match also this game was submitted on multiple other sites like back in june? Sorry again!

It's cool dude, I was just messing with you. You we're right to report it but just not because it was stolen. NSR generally submit Escape Games to Newgrounds & there original account was NSR Escapegames. The account name will likely never match because they have to use Alt account names to be able to submit their stuff. That's why we're always on the lookout for them & others that do the same. It's fairly rare these days that any of this kind of stuff lasts more than a few minutes, thanks to our crack team of Portal Mods.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-10 16:26:29


Another one of those "pops up in a new window and without the voting bar" bugs:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-10 22:43:17 (edited 2017-10-10 22:44:44)


Me is very certain that this guy is not Jaiden.

Here's the original.

EDIT: Oh look, the guy even confessed in the short description.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-11 12:37:03


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-11 14:22:27


im confused - does reporting stolen content count towards upgrading your whistle status or is that only for flagging reviews? i wish we still had Rage's thread for reporting :( or something equivalent

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-11 14:36:26


At 10/11/17 02:22 PM, NewGrounds-Bot wrote: im confused - does reporting stolen content count towards upgrading your whistle status or is that only for flagging reviews? i wish we still had Rage's thread for reporting :( or something equivalent

Reporting stolen content does not affect your whistle status, but it does help us keep the portal clean.

As for Rage's thread, it was shut down due to abuse, and it has been made very clear that it will never be resurrected under penalty of a painfully slow death.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-11 14:45:05


At 10/11/17 02:22 PM, NewGrounds-Bot wrote: im confused - does reporting stolen content count towards upgrading your whistle status or is that only for flagging reviews? i wish we still had Rage's thread for reporting :( or something equivalent

In the meantime to be a great help to the newgrounds society you can go into your profile and update all of your submissions with icons. That or I'll do it and you never know what you're going to get when I do it.

Just kidding, you'll just get a generic screen shot of your submission.

On a different subject...

@Byteslinger

Thanks for the mini heart attack!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-11 15:05:28


At 10/11/17 02:22 PM, NewGrounds-Bot wrote: im confused - does reporting stolen content count towards upgrading your whistle status or is that only for flagging reviews? i wish we still had Rage's thread for reporting :( or something equivalent

Reporting stuff in this thread won't give you whistle points but using the flag button on submission pages will. If you just want a deity whistle the quickest route is by reporting stolen audio, check out the audio portal cleanup thread for examples and then browse the unscouted submissions, you'll find loads of blatant thefts without effort. Just make sure you provide proof (a youtube link to the song clearly uploaded by someone else is enough) when reporting.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-13 08:55:02


This awesome game was stolen from here!

http://poki.com/en/g/dbz-goku-jump

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-13 10:54:22


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2017-10-13 11:11:23


@Exedor here's another one of those pop outs that I can't vote on, it's just an animation so I can't see why it'd need the pop out view.