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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-10-31 10:16:43


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-01 02:59:00 (edited 2016-11-01 03:01:13)


FrancoMorales

has stolen two songs and posted them on Newgrounds.

By

Lukas Graham

.

By

KDrew

ArathGamerHD

has posted a song from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic onto Newgrounds.

Original version

.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-01 05:48:38 (edited 2016-11-01 05:48:51)


Not animated, just some drawings :

Live action short (no animation, special effects or post production stuff) :

@The-Great-One

You can report stolen audio

here

. That thread is watched by the audio portal mods. :)


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-01 11:23:52


This game is broken/incomplete. You can't progress at all.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-01 11:28:21


At 11/1/16 11:23 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: This game is broken/incomplete. You can't progress at all.

Shame, looked like it could have been a fun game. I've taken it down and will PM the creator explaining why.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-01 21:08:16


Barracks Roster as of November 1st, 2016:

Bueno Dia de los Muertos! (Happy Day of the Dead) - for all of you dead folks out there, today's the day everyone should be remembering and respecting you. If you're dead, and no one has called or emailed you today, go ahead and reach out to them - they could use a good haunting to wake them from their zombie-phone trance!

Oh, wait, we can't call them "dead" - the correct term is "nonliving person" - or, "registered voters" as the Democrats call them. But that's okay - I can understand why a dead person would vote for Hillary, but I can't fathom why a living person would vote for Trump! Honestly, both candidates are unworthy of being president, which is why I'd like to start a last-minute write-in campaign.

ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH, CAST YOUR VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO REALLY SHOULD BE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY:

VOTE CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!

He has all of the answers!

Unemployment: Find a job, or he'll smack you into one.

Taxes: He'll beat the corruption out of the government one congressman at a time.

Terrorism: He'll take a trip overseas and handle this by himself in the first 10 days

Education: Stay in school or he'll smack you into one (just like work)

Petroleum Fuel: He'll punch a hole in Yellowstone National park, and all of the world's oil will bubble up there, making the US the worldwide source of all fossil fuel

Alternative Energy: He'll make thousands of new jobs for people to build wind turbines in the mid west, and then when they're done, he'll blow into them all, creating low-cost electricity

Global Warming: Not gonna happen. Mother nature doesn't mess around with Chuck Norris

Peace in the Mideast: He'll go over and start banging heads together until either they all figure out a peaceful solution, or they're all unconscious

I can go on - but wouldn't be awesome? No country would ever fuck with us when having to face him down.

Ah, but I dream. Anyway, back to reality - here's the roster. Enjoy, soldiers!

Milestones::
Decky - 22K saves
DefTonesFan665 - 29K total B/P
Jolly - 65K total B/P

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 130,281 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 128,979 | 0,341 | 11.00 | C | -057.74 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 8 | C
03) 83,139 | 0,123 | 03.97 | D | -014.58 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 80,295 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
05) 65,645 | 0,719 | 23.19 | B | -008.64 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 1 | D
06) 59,543 | 0,209 | 06.74 | C | +004.50 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 19 | B
07) 56,964 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 52,653 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 42,333 | 0,320 | 10.32 | C | +030.08 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 9 | C
10) 36,654 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
11) 31,607 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
12) 30,384 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander | 0 | F
13) 29,191 | 0,544 | 17.55 | C | -002.68 | DefTonesFan665 Commander | 3 | D
14) 26,413 | 0,272 | 08.77 | C | -064.68 | Decky Commander | 26 | B
15) 25,186 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
16) 14,335 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain +1 | 0 | F
17) 10,070 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major +1 | 0 | F
18) 7,971 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | -061.90 | ZJ Master Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
19) 7,403 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
20) 6,697 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
21) 6,560 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
23) 6,354 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
24) 5,869 | 0,282 | 09.10 | C | +051.61 | Jackho Sergeant +1 | 5 | C
25) 5,002 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EDM364 Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
26) 3,968 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class +1 | 0 | F
27) 2,729 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | ForNoReason Private +1 | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers::
Jolly - 719 (25.46% of total)
DefTonesFan665 - 544 (19.26% of total)
byteslinger - 341 (12.08% of total)
Asandir - 320 (11.33% of total)
Jackho - 282 (9.99% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 78.12% of B/P points (2,206 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (45)
DefTonesFan665 (35)
Asandir (8)
Jolly (3)

Total gain for month: 2,824 (11 Active Members)

That's 91.10 per day, or 8.28 per day per active member.

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-02 07:07:41


At 11/1/16 09:08 PM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of November 1st, 2016:

ROSTER TIME!

Bueno Dia de los Muertos! (Happy Day of the Dead)

I wish I'd have known, I would have booked a candy skull tattoo. I've been looking for a good excuse to get another bit of ink and it's a good style of skull. Plus, I'm getting into tequila.

VOTE CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!

If Trump can get the nonimation then why the hell not. Though, I doubt the Republican Party will ever go for the "comedy candidate" again. I'm in the UK so I'm just gonna take a back seat and cross my fingers for Clinton. O' how I wish it was Bill.

Milestones::
Decky - 22K saves

Woo for the milestone, always good. Congrats to @DefTonesFan665 & @Jolly on theirs.

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
14) 26,413 | 0,272 | 08.77 | C | -064.68 | Decky Commander | 26 | B

I knew I wasn't going to be one of the top 5 this month, c'est la vie. I can't complain at a 200+ gain.

Cheers for the update Byte.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-02 08:59:48


At 11/2/16 07:07 AM, Decky wrote:
Milestones::
Decky - 22K saves
Woo for the milestone, always good. Congrats to @DefTonesFan665 & @Jolly on theirs.

Congrats on your milestone as well.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-03 01:47:40 (edited 2016-11-03 01:49:22)


A user by the name of Plasmarift reported this game as non-functional a little while ago in the

Where is/How to/Help forum

.

He tried to play it on Google Chrome, Safari, and Firefox and the game didn't work on any of those browsers. I tried to play it on Google Chrome and Internet Explorer and I could not get the game to work either. It says to download the latest Adobe Flash Player, which I have.

This user tried to contact the maker of the game, but got no answer. It's safe to say that this game is no longer functional and removing it should be considered.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-03 09:11:04


At 11/3/16 01:47 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: It's safe to say that this game is no longer functional and removing it should be considered.

Looks like this got good ratings. Shame that it's stopped working.
Removed!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-03 12:28:07


At 11/3/16 09:11 AM, Decky wrote:
At 11/3/16 01:47 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: It's safe to say that this game is no longer functional and removing it should be considered.
Looks like this got good ratings. Shame that it's stopped working.
Removed!

This game has the same issue and it looks like people started having problems with it over two years ago and it still has not been fixed.

It's safe to say that the author is no longer on Newgrounds.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-03 13:46:17


At 11/3/16 12:28 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 11/3/16 09:11 AM, Decky wrote: Removed!
This game has the same issue

Gone!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-03 18:51:19


A link to some website(all I got was a 'refresh page):

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-03 18:51:53 (edited 2016-11-03 18:52:53)


A link to some website(all I got was a refresh page):

Sorry about the double!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-03 22:46:53


Greetings, Comrades!

I just need to rant a little bit right now. It seems that the almighty Facebook has taken affront of my user name ("Byte Slinger"), and after all these years, they have decided that they want me to use my real name, or some variant.

That's not going to happen.

As some of you already know, I am a very private person. I don't have the need to share every bite of food and every puppy I see with the rest of the planet. I try to keep a low profile because some of the work I do for some of my clients is at a high level of security with restricted access. I don't want any stalkers or phishes or other unscrupulous characters attempting to contact me in hopes of human-engineering a way into my clients systems.

I will tell you all this - all the work I do is 100% legitimate, and in no way related to any military or government agencies. All my work is in the private sector, and all of the companies I consult with / for are actually public (you would recognize them if I told you, but I can't).

Anyways, for those of you who occasionally reach out to me on Facebook, there's a good chance that's going to end soon. Please feel free to contact me via Newgrounds messaging; most of you know my yahoo email account, and you can always send me a message there.

As for Newgrounds - folks, I'm here to stay! I may wander off a few days here and there, but as Dorothy says, "There's no place like home!"

Thanks for hearing me out - see you all at the front lines!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-04 19:35:05


At 11/3/16 10:46 PM, byteslinger wrote: It seems that the almighty Facebook has taken affront of my user name ("Byte Slinger"), and after all these years, they have decided that they want me to use my real name, or some variant.

Why not go for a random, ludicrous sounding name, like Jocasa T. DeVillenerve, Hattie Pumpernickel or Mary Anne Bungswatch out of shear protest? I don't think people take Facebook seriously anyway.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-05 06:48:47


At 11/3/16 10:46 PM, byteslinger wrote:
As some of you already know, I am a very private person. I don't have the need to share every bite of food and every puppy I see with the rest of the planet. I try to keep a low profile because some of the work I do for some of my clients is at a high level of security with restricted access. I don't want any stalkers or phishes or other unscrupulous characters attempting to contact me in hopes of human-engineering a way into my clients systems.

I get the feel miss byteslinger sir.
I've managed to stay out of the social media craze. I've never had a facebook or twitter or any similar.
Even if I like to crate stuff, I don't think my name or face should be attached to any of it.
I think it's better not to trust social media with one's personal info, even when most people are just fooling around and taking care of their own s#!t, with a job like yours is better safe than sorry.

I wouldn't discard @Decky 's suggestion either, just ftw :P


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-06 12:22:46


Does this game work for anyone? All I get is a black screen.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-06 13:28:50


This game does not load. Just a black screen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-06 14:06:48


At 11/6/16 12:22 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Does this game work for anyone? All I get is a black screen.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/683835

The only thing that worked properly was unpublishing it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-06 19:05:36


There is an extremely low probability that @Heyduggee123 created this game.

Some users of a forum discussing the same robot dance game in 2005 (link therein is no longer active): http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?16117-NickToons-Dancer

Here's a rehost of the game on deviantart: http://mattbooandfriends.deviantart.com/art/Old-Nicktoons-Game-The-Dancer-286784270

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-07 00:47:29


At 11/6/16 07:05 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/683767
There is an extremely low probability that @Heyduggee123 created this game.

Some users of a forum discussing the same robot dance game in 2005 (link therein is no longer active): http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?16117-NickToons-Dancer

Here's a rehost of the game on deviantart: http://mattbooandfriends.deviantart.com/art/Old-Nicktoons-Game-The-Dancer-286784270

I agree that this was not an original creation. I feel that it should be looked into, and probably removed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-07 04:26:46


At 11/7/16 12:47 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 11/6/16 07:05 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/683767
There is an extremely low probability that @Heyduggee123 created this game.

Some users of a forum discussing the same robot dance game in 2005 (link therein is no longer active): http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?16117-NickToons-Dancer

Here's a rehost of the game on deviantart: http://mattbooandfriends.deviantart.com/art/Old-Nicktoons-Game-The-Dancer-286784270
I agree that this was not an original creation. I feel that it should be looked into, and probably removed.

Probability is one of my strong suits when it comes to math. I did the math , there is a 50% I am right but I am a mathematical freak so there is a 25% chance at BEST, that I am wrong. Added up, this means that this submission has a 75% chance of being stolen. Add to this the chance of you both being right (40%) and there is a 155% chance that this thing is indeed against the rules. The numbers don't lie and the spell disaster for this thief.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-07 10:20:12


One question:Is this a shovelware account?
I remembered that it had games that passed judgement.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-07 10:23:17


At 11/7/16 10:20 AM, MchectorII wrote: One question:Is this a shovelware account?
I remembered that it had games that passed judgement.

Yes, it is. Missed this submission, so thanks for the report.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-07 10:26:17


At 11/7/16 10:23 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 11/7/16 10:20 AM, MchectorII wrote: One question:Is this a shovelware account?
I remembered that it had games that passed judgement.
Yes, it is. Missed this submission, so thanks for the report.

Woah,I really thought these creators just deleted their stuff but I found it odd,so I asked.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-07 23:29:06


Misrated, but sto9len anyway porn:

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Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-08 09:19:33 (edited 2016-11-08 09:20:44)


At 11/8/16 01:55 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Enagames is back :

Well, that's a blast from the past. I can remember, not so long ago, reporting a multitude of their games on a semi regular basis, back when I was a more youthful and sprightly member of the EGB. I wonder why they came back and how long their new stint of activity will last.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2016-11-08 14:01:24


At 11/8/16 01:55 AM, LexaHergon wrote: Enagames is back :
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/683927
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/683928

I will make sure to give them a nice r0und v0te when I see them.


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