Barracks Roster as of November 1st, 2016:
Bueno Dia de los Muertos! (Happy Day of the Dead) - for all of you dead folks out there, today's the day everyone should be remembering and respecting you. If you're dead, and no one has called or emailed you today, go ahead and reach out to them - they could use a good haunting to wake them from their zombie-phone trance!
Oh, wait, we can't call them "dead" - the correct term is "nonliving person" - or, "registered voters" as the Democrats call them. But that's okay - I can understand why a dead person would vote for Hillary, but I can't fathom why a living person would vote for Trump! Honestly, both candidates are unworthy of being president, which is why I'd like to start a last-minute write-in campaign.
ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH, CAST YOUR VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO REALLY SHOULD BE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY:
VOTE CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!
He has all of the answers!
Unemployment: Find a job, or he'll smack you into one.
Taxes: He'll beat the corruption out of the government one congressman at a time.
Terrorism: He'll take a trip overseas and handle this by himself in the first 10 days
Education: Stay in school or he'll smack you into one (just like work)
Petroleum Fuel: He'll punch a hole in Yellowstone National park, and all of the world's oil will bubble up there, making the US the worldwide source of all fossil fuel
Alternative Energy: He'll make thousands of new jobs for people to build wind turbines in the mid west, and then when they're done, he'll blow into them all, creating low-cost electricity
Global Warming: Not gonna happen. Mother nature doesn't mess around with Chuck Norris
Peace in the Mideast: He'll go over and start banging heads together until either they all figure out a peaceful solution, or they're all unconscious
I can go on - but wouldn't be awesome? No country would ever fuck with us when having to face him down.
Ah, but I dream. Anyway, back to reality - here's the roster. Enjoy, soldiers!
Milestones::
Decky - 22K saves
DefTonesFan665 - 29K total B/P
Jolly - 65K total B/P
The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 130,281 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 128,979 | 0,341 | 11.00 | C | -057.74 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 8 | C
03) 83,139 | 0,123 | 03.97 | D | -014.58 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 80,295 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
05) 65,645 | 0,719 | 23.19 | B | -008.64 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 1 | D
06) 59,543 | 0,209 | 06.74 | C | +004.50 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 19 | B
07) 56,964 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 52,653 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 42,333 | 0,320 | 10.32 | C | +030.08 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 9 | C
10) 36,654 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
11) 31,607 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
12) 30,384 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander | 0 | F
13) 29,191 | 0,544 | 17.55 | C | -002.68 | DefTonesFan665 Commander | 3 | D
14) 26,413 | 0,272 | 08.77 | C | -064.68 | Decky Commander | 26 | B
15) 25,186 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
16) 14,335 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain +1 | 0 | F
17) 10,070 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major +1 | 0 | F
18) 7,971 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | -061.90 | ZJ Master Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
19) 7,403 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
20) 6,697 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
21) 6,560 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
23) 6,354 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
24) 5,869 | 0,282 | 09.10 | C | +051.61 | Jackho Sergeant +1 | 5 | C
25) 5,002 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EDM364 Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
26) 3,968 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class +1 | 0 | F
27) 2,729 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | ForNoReason Private +1 | 0 | F
Top 5 Gainers::
Jolly - 719 (25.46% of total)
DefTonesFan665 - 544 (19.26% of total)
byteslinger - 341 (12.08% of total)
Asandir - 320 (11.33% of total)
Jackho - 282 (9.99% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 78.12% of B/P points (2,206 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (45)
DefTonesFan665 (35)
Asandir (8)
Jolly (3)
Total gain for month: 2,824 (11 Active Members)
That's 91.10 per day, or 8.28 per day per active member.