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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 20:45:40


At 2/20/06 08:18 PM, LittleWashu wrote


that sounds like a challenge even though she didn't challenge me herself now I am going to seriously speed up my flagging pase to the point where my 3500 flags will look like a flash that won TOTW!

Still don't see the problem in having two deity holders. I'm confused as to why that can't be granted to more than one person.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 20:48:56


At 2/20/06 08:45 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
Still don't see the problem in having two deity holders. I'm confused as to why that can't be granted to more than one person.

that is because the deity whistle is for the best flagger. it is possible for more then one user to have the deity whistle as long as they have the same amount of whistle points

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 20:52:59


At 2/20/06 08:48 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 2/20/06 08:45 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

that is because the deity whistle is for the best flagger. it is possible for more then one user to have the deity whistle as long as they have the same amount of whistle points

I see. I thought it was restricted to one person. Thanks for clearing that up

I fail so badly. As follows


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 22:05:11


the portal is being pretty good today I also found a few more bad reviewers as well. well back to the portal for me to find some more

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 22:16:27


End of day report:

64 b/p. My average has been raised to 64.32.

How?

Since whenever I go to bed theres usually still a few UJ submissions, so I keep my averages one day behind. Therefore really my average has risen because of sundays big haul, but tommorow it will sink down for the first time in weeks because of todays crappy day.

2 reviews, 0 responses, 0 flags, 10 posts.

Unrelated:
I was really looking forward to reviewing some of X-Nauts submissions because I heard he consistantly gives out responses.
So I start watching some of his flash and to put it lightly I was dissapointed. It's kinda hard to give a good review to a couple flashing GIF's. =(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 22:43:33


I am not sure if the elite guard have been notified of this, but the ninja clan seems to have planned an attack for tommorow. We received a lnik to their forums, where they were discussing "operation red light", which seems to be some attack on newgrounds. This is planned for TOMMOROW. It seems that the leader of the attack is ex-ngpd member mutant_busterjr. The ngpd received word from one of his ex-cronies, spectre hernandez, that there was something big planned for tommorow. To see the link, go to page 120 of the ngpd. I beleive his words today were "Oh, you will see tommorow, you will definelty see". The ngpd has of course, received a fair amount of spam, but I think every attack should be taken seriously.

*salutes*

-private rslegend

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 22:55:57


At 2/20/06 10:43 PM, Rslegend wrote: stuff

As I said in the NGPD, I will be on a good deal of the day, and if I see something going down, I have JoS on my e-mail speed dial. Let them make idiots of themselves and get banned.
I hope that the NGPD will remember to ignore spammers. Getting a shot in on them is not worth possibly being banned.
So yeah, I'll keep my eye on it. And if this does happen, it shows just how immature Mutant is. But if he himself contributes, he might find himself with a long ban, because I think the mods are getting tired of him stirring crap up.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 23:05:34


Daily Report, again, if onyl to show that I exist:
B/P Points: 60. Would've done more, but Hamlet kept me off track. I don't need a lot for a new rank, though.
Abusive markings: Roughly 10 or so, but it doesn't matter anyway.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 23:11:41


WOW I have not posted in a long time... First off I would like to congratulate SlashFirestorm on becoming a Second Lieutenant, Major_punk and EagleRock on becoming Captains, and LittleWashu on becoming a major and to all I missed (too lazy to go on). Last week I didn't do to well on B/P points because I was not by a computer for three days but I still mange to get my exp. Now I'm making up for lost time and made over 400 points since Saturday and plan to get my new rank tomorrow. Well I guess that's all I have to say.
Back to the portal.
*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 23:38:06


i want each and every one of you maggots to clean my anus with your teeth!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-20 23:47:34


At 2/20/06 11:38 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: i want each and every one of you maggots to clean my anus with your teeth!

Don't ask, don't tell, Sergeant First Class...

If you want to be a member of the Barracks, ask a liiiittle more politely. Also, looking at your recent post history, you have a number of spam/near spam posts, as well as some likely rule breaking picture posts. If you DO want to become a member, don't bring those posting habits in here.
---Recruitment Officer Second Lieutenant Slash


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 00:09:04


Day's end report:

156 points! Acceptable. ^_^ Expect Second Lieutenant Slash to be leaving the Barracks in the next 2-3 days...yay!
Reminder, since it's a new page, for all Barracks members to keep an eye on the NGPD tomorrow in case the spam threat does indeed come through. If I advise e-mailing JoS in the event of problems, since he's done an excellent job helping them in the past. If something DOES happen, I advise posting that you're e-mailing a mod, so we don't have lots of people e-mailing mods over a single problem. I wish the NGPD luck if anything should happen, and again remind them to ignore the spam. I have faith in them. ^_^
Back to the near-dead portal. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 00:11:22


end of day report

B/P 60
Submissions flagged 0
Flagged reviews 3700

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 00:15:13


At 2/21/06 12:11 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Flagged reviews 3700

after seeing large numbers like this for a while, i'm starting to think...just how many abusive reviews could be left? i would think that you have flagged them all with your daily flagging. i only flagged 43 (around) reviews today myself. i'm trying to get my numbers up to 50-60 flags a day.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 00:27:03


At 2/21/06 12:15 AM, Grizzley wrote:
At 2/21/06 12:11 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Flagged reviews 3700
after seeing large numbers like this for a while, i'm starting to think...just how many abusive reviews could be left? i would think that you have flagged them all with your daily flagging. i only flagged 43 (around) reviews today myself. i'm trying to get my numbers up to 50-60 flags a day.

If you want I will share some of the links find. as for flagging all the reviews no not even the flagging queen could flag them all in one day since abusive reviews comes all over the places you just got to find what you can

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 00:37:29


At 2/21/06 12:27 AM, LittleWashu wrote: If you want I will share some of the links find. as for flagging all the reviews no not even the flagging queen could flag them all in one day since abusive reviews comes all over the places you just got to find what you can

well if you would, i'd be glad to check the links out, but i go to Rage's thread mostly to find the bulk of the abusers. i could linger a bit longer to help out and get my numbers up if you want to post the link. if you think about it, every flash has a good number of haters, and there's a lot of flash that comes in daily. so i guess it would be hard to get rid of them all. every once in a while i find abusers here and there on my own luck, but they arn't very much when i do.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 01:00:58


End Of Day Report:
A very satisfying 115b/p points. 4 Reviews and 1 flagged video. I love days off. It just makes my life easier. Now i have two days of school and then im off again, this is a great week. I also went up in my ranking for b/p. I'm calling it a night. Happy hunting to the rest of you. :salute:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 01:33:49


beginning of day 3, I'm gonna have to work hard to return to star pace but here goes... I gotta go to school... Damn.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 02:06:59


At 2/20/06 10:43 PM, Rslegend wrote: I am not sure if the elite guard have been notified of this, but the ninja clan seems to have planned an attack for tommorow. We received a lnik to their forums, where they were discussing "operation red light", which seems to be some attack on newgrounds. This is planned for TOMMOROW. It seems that the leader of the attack is ex-ngpd member mutant_busterjr. The ngpd received word from one of his ex-cronies, spectre hernandez, that there was something big planned for tommorow. To see the link, go to page 120 of the ngpd. I beleive his words today were "Oh, you will see tommorow, you will definelty see".

Thanks for the information, EGP. Do not worry, we will take care of bussiness. I am sure that LittleWashu and Slash will have a nice day whistling/flagging. Hopefully, I will find enough time tomorrow so that I can protect the portal along with you guys. Due to your information, EGP, there is a chance that the DEFCON level raises to 2 if the attack gets massive with huge amount of other UJ entries. We may need full some fire supply from the NGPD to get things done nicely. I may post in our secret base if things go out of control. As a potential Conduct Officer in the future, I am happy to see that the Barracks are in a great order. On a side note, for those who thought about arguing with the spammers, please always remember what Eagle told us. It is already late in the night and I am retiring for the day, salutes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 04:03:10


At 2/20/06 08:57 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I know, after firestorm got his star I started wondering about it and I though I could do it, and if I, a busy school going kid can make a star than any one can.

Knowing how my free time decreased exponentially after leaving school, I'd say that school kids have the best chance of stars. I for example don't have a chance without a laptop and a week off work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 04:19:15


Hi all,

You may have noticed that I have been gone for a long time. My weekend has been very busy, and it is finally stopping tonight. I will hopefully have more time to post here, as well as to B/P. I only received 90 points today, which is close, but not quite my daily mark. I have a bunch of assignments due this week, so we'll have to see how much time I have.

I really didn't get a chance to read all of the posts, but I saw Major DoD mention someone talking to spammers. We all know what to do in that situation, folks...do what's best for the club and forego any posturing of intestinal fortitude. Apparently we're due for some fun tomorrow, so we'll see how many laughs I can get at their expense.

Off to the bunks I go, soldiers. Good night!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 04:22:59


At 2/21/06 04:19 AM, EagleRock wrote: I have a bunch of assignments due this week, so we'll have to see how much time I have.

I'd think that typing assignments is the perfect excuse for the occasional jaunt to the portal. That's what I do when I'm writing. Every half an hour or so and you've pretty much got blanket coverage during off-peak and every 15 during peak.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 04:44:33


At 2/20/06 03:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: /// 1x10k mentions and commentary: Congratulations are due to Renegade_Girl, Latinoralf, ac_dc007, -Rule-, and Ghost_Phantom for hitting 10,000 blams.

I mentioned all except Phantom about their blams to gfox. :D

*Jealous* >: (

And I'm above all of you with a 2x10k stat. :D

At 2/20/06 04:01 PM, -Casualty- wrote: End of day report stuff:

Yeah, around 80 B/P I gained last night. I'm still doing good with B/P, although today I'll be going shopping. However, that doesn't bother me much.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 07:10:22


I tried to B/P from school today ( even though I did miss one save and 7 blams after 5 hours there...) It was impossible, it took me 20 minutes to B/P on 2 submissions. We have cheap ass pc's that would make working on the internet impossible, I swear Bill Gates should burn for making windows 98...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 09:03:36


At 2/21/06 04:44 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
At 2/20/06 03:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: /// 1x10k mentions and commentary: Congratulations are due to Renegade_Girl, Latinoralf, ac_dc007, -Rule-, and Ghost_Phantom for hitting 10,000 blams.
I mentioned all except Phantom about their blams to gfox. :D

I need less then a 100 blam points to get 10,000 blams is there some kind of forum for that?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 09:10:09


At 2/21/06 07:10 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I tried to B/P from school today ( even though I did miss one save and 7 blams after 5 hours there...) It was impossible, it took me 20 minutes to B/P on 2 submissions. We have cheap ass pc's that would make working on the internet impossible, I swear Bill Gates should burn for making windows 98...

So it's nothing to do with the fact that the school's internet connection is slow enough with one user on it, let alone with 30.

One of the things I like about my office is that I get on the protal about 2-3 times a day in the office and then again twice at home of an evening.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 09:17:25


At 2/21/06 09:03 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I need less then a 100 blam points to get 10,000 blams is there some kind of forum for that?

Yes there is, and it's called Top10,000+ Exp/ B-P / Post list . You can post your 10 K achievements there good luck.

At 2/21/06 09:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: So it's nothing to do with the fact that the school's internet connection is slow enough with one user on it, let alone with 30.

40 people actually... but still it was slowed than death... Not to mention the computer are so old That back in the day they were made Paint MS was the best program ever to be made...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 09:26:54


At 2/21/06 09:17 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: 40 people actually... but still it was slowed than death... Not to mention the computer are so old That back in the day they were made Paint MS was the best program ever to be made...

That's pretty bad... Mind you, when I was at High School, we had 2 clusters of PCs running 133MHz processors and working off dial up internet connections. Slow? It would probably take 5-10 minutes to load B


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-21 09:39:53


At 2/20/06 11:38 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: i want each and every one of you maggots to clean my anus with your teeth!
Don't ask, don't tell, Sergeant First Class...

If you want to be a member of the Barracks, ask a liiiittle more politely.

i think CB has one of his flashes blammed and now blames us instead of his own incompetence


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