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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 08:11:49


mb2games


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 08:12:36


At 3/2/15 08:11 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: mb2games
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654162

Gone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 10:00:11


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 14:09:17


At 2/25/15 01:46 PM, jonthomson wrote: games2jolly almost as bad as escapefan for shoveling junk

eighth submission in nine days. do fuck off.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 17:58:25 (edited 2015-03-02 17:58:34)


I don't know what the hell this is, but it's definitely not an animation.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 18:42:02


At 3/2/15 10:00 AM, gamejunkie wrote: You guys might want to get rid of this asap. It's running some script that jumps you forward to another site.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654167
and you end up here

http://www.wooglie.com/?InvalidURL=http://uploads.ungrounded.net/alternate/840000/840692_alternate_19153.unity3d fuckinghugeurl etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc.

@Asandir @Exedor @BrentheMan

resubmitted

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-02 22:08:45


At 3/2/15 06:42 PM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654183
resubmitted

I couldn't find where it was blammed, and looked back to the 24th. I think I remember seeing this, and I think it wouldn't work for me. It may be that it wasn't blammed, but rather, he pulled it to fix the problem. It is indeed working now. if I overlooked the blam, or didn't go far enough back, lemme know and yeah, I'll remove it. For now, I'm going to leave it until we find out otherwise.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 02:25:10


wowsomegame

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 03:49:52


Hello, the creator of this crew still around?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 07:33:11 (edited 2015-03-03 07:34:48)


At 3/2/15 10:08 PM, Exedor wrote:
I couldn't find where it was blammed

try looking in the bit of the post i quoted...

also:

copyright 2006 apparently, not like it isn't hugely infringing

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 14:31:24


At 3/3/15 03:49 AM, YoYo17 wrote: Hello, the creator of this crew still around?

If you mean EGSC EagleRock, yes, he's still makes a showing once in a while. I'm ESCG byteslinger, currently the ranking officer here in the barracks. How can I be of assistance to you?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 15:43:45


At 3/3/15 02:31 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 3/3/15 03:49 AM, YoYo17 wrote: Hello, the creator of this crew still around?
If you mean EGSC EagleRock, yes, he's still makes a showing once in a while. I'm ESCG byteslinger, currently the ranking officer here in the barracks. How can I be of assistance to you?

he has been a member for a long time, wanted to see if he remembers the NG army at all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 18:54:33


Black screen. Game states that it is a joke.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 20:32:34


At 3/3/15 02:31 PM, byteslinger wrote: If you mean EGSC EagleRock, yes, he's still makes a showing once in a while.

Too little of a showing, too far in between, for sure.

At 3/3/15 03:43 PM, YoYo17 wrote: he has been a member for a long time, wanted to see if he remembers the NG army at all.

Oh yes I do. I started visiting Newgrounds back in 2001, finally joined in 2003, but I only became active in the BBS in 2005. While the NG Army was around before I was active, I became aware of it thanks to people accusing me of ripping it off, even though I wasn't doing so. You can actually see that discussion right on the first page of this thread.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-03 21:16:11


TEN HUT! Commanding Officer On Deck!

At 3/3/15 08:32 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 3/3/15 02:31 PM, byteslinger wrote: If you mean EGSC EagleRock, yes, he's still makes a showing once in a while.
Too little of a showing, too far in between, for sure.

Well, it looks like Hell DID freeze over in the northeast! So glad to see you again, oh illustrious commander! The place just hasn't been the same since you've been on leave. Will you be sticking around for a while?

At 3/3/15 03:43 PM, YoYo17 wrote: he has been a member for a long time, wanted to see if he remembers the NG army at all.
Oh yes I do. I started visiting Newgrounds back in 2001, finally joined in 2003, but I only became active in the BBS in 2005. While the NG Army was around before I was active, I became aware of it thanks to people accusing me of ripping it off, even though I wasn't doing so. You can actually see that discussion right on the first page of this thread.

The EGB is a classier and more formalized version of the NG Army - and we have cookies!

So, what have you been up to these days? Anything fun? I figured you wound up going undercover to a mission overseas for the past year, and you didn't want to be traced or blow your cover by contacting your base camp. Very wise - but also risky.

And if you're going to be here a while, I'll move all of my servers and PCs out of your office and back into mine. You have more outlets, better air conditioning and a bigger fridge. Oh, and, yes, I'll move out the pool table....and put back up the wall that was between your office and Coop's...and take down all of the dayglo posters (mostly Rush, Led Zep and AC/DC)...and put back your old furniture...and get those uncertain stains off the floor...and put your name tag back on the door.

I was just borrowing it, really, that's all!

Welcome back, Commander!
*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 12:32:52


At 3/2/15 02:09 PM, jonthomson wrote:
At 2/25/15 01:46 PM, jonthomson wrote: games2jolly almost as bad as escapefan for shoveling junk
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654179
eighth submission in nine days. do fuck off.

tenth submission in 11 days. do fuck off.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 14:03:07


Not Flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 14:21:02


At 3/3/15 09:16 PM, byteslinger wrote: TEN HUT! Commanding Officer On Deck!

At ease.

Well, it looks like Hell DID freeze over in the northeast! So glad to see you again, oh illustrious commander! The place just hasn't been the same since you've been on leave. Will you be sticking around for a while?

Yes, hell DID freeze over. I'm a sick and tired of this snow. At this rate I'll settle for two days of above-freezing temperatures.

I would like to try, but life tends to keep me away. I can see protecting the Portal is not nearly as involved as it used to be.

One question about that, actually: are non-English entries still considered abusive? A while ago Wade ruled that since they cannot determine what the content was at the time, they can't be sure it's not rulebreaking, so it's automatically removed. But I've seen a couple of those under judgement right now.

The EGB is a classier and more formalized version of the NG Army - and we have cookies!

Damn skippy. I'd imagine we outclass them in sysadmins as well.

So, what have you been up to these days? Anything fun? I figured you wound up going undercover to a mission overseas for the past year, and you didn't want to be traced or blow your cover by contacting your base camp. Very wise - but also risky.

Lots of stuff. Getting married in the summer, if the snow ever melts. Scouting takes up a lot of my time nowadays, so free time is at a premium.

And if you're going to be here a while, I'll move all of my servers and PCs out of your office and back into mine. You have more outlets, better air conditioning and a bigger fridge. Oh, and, yes, I'll move out the pool table....and put back up the wall that was between your office and Coop's...and take down all of the dayglo posters (mostly Rush, Led Zep and AC/DC)...and put back your old furniture...and get those uncertain stains off the floor...and put your name tag back on the door.

So, first off Byte, how many times have I told you to stay out of my office? I swear to God, if a single bottle of scotch is touched, there's a Court Martial in this one! That wall had better be rebuilt by 2100 hours, not a minute late!

...leave that AC/DC poster, though.

I was just borrowing it, really, that's all!

Welcome back, Commander!
*Salutes*

*salutes* Thanks!

At 3/4/15 02:03 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654269
Not Flash.

Is this breaking a rule? I thought Newgrounds allowed movies nowadays in multiple formats, including non-swf and Unity files:

Game/Movie Guidelines

I also don't see anything against it here:

Rules

But then again, I've been around for a very long time. I still remember when we could blow the whistle on rulebreaking Flash. Let me know if I'm reading this one wrong.

...just don't sick Trogdor on me. Thanks!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 17:59:43


I just get a 403 forbidden screen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-04 22:42:06


At 3/4/15 02:21 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 3/3/15 09:16 PM, byteslinger wrote: TEN HUT! Commanding Officer On Deck!
At ease.

Well, it looks like Hell DID freeze over in the northeast! So glad to see you again, oh illustrious commander! The place just hasn't been the same since you've been on leave. Will you be sticking around for a while?
Yes, hell DID freeze over. I'm a sick and tired of this snow. At this rate I'll settle for two days of above-freezing temperatures.

Key West is looking better by the hour...

So, what have you been up to these days? Anything fun? I figured you wound up going undercover to a mission overseas for the past year, and you didn't want to be traced or blow your cover by contacting your base camp. Very wise - but also risky.
Lots of stuff. Getting married in the summer, if the snow ever melts. Scouting takes up a lot of my time nowadays, so free time is at a premium.

Married! Well, congrats, mon capitan! Anybody we know? Or are you going to try to hide...,er protect her from us (okay, ME!) Maybe a pic? Oh, do tell! Does she like scouting as well? Is she another geek? Will she spend countless hours with you upgrading your 'nix box and then zoning out with Counterstrike or MineCraft? Will she love you as much as I abuse you? Will you know (and appreciate) the difference?

And if you're going to be here a while, I'll move all of my servers and PCs out of your office and back into mine. You have more outlets, better air conditioning and a bigger fridge. Oh, and, yes, I'll move out the pool table....and put back up the wall that was between your office and Coop's...and take down all of the dayglo posters (mostly Rush, Led Zep and AC/DC)...and put back your old furniture...and get those uncertain stains off the floor...and put your name tag back on the door.
So, first off Byte, how many times have I told you to stay out of my office? I swear to God, if a single bottle of scotch is touched, there's a Court Martial in this one! That wall had better be rebuilt by 2100 hours, not a minute late!

I didn't touch your stash - that would be rude. Well, to be more precise, I didn't drink any of it. I did put it all in the secured storage room (it was in my way), but it's all back now.. The wall is back up - but I suck at spackling so I put up a nice wood paneling. The rug is (mostly) clean, your name tag is back up - but it may take a few more days relocating this hardware. But, hey, some of them do run RHEL 6 and I have a debian test server - trying to expand my horizons and all. I will share them with you, if that will make you feel better.

And I left the AC/DC posters (and the black lights) up, as you requested. Boy, those black lights show EVERYTHING *cough*

...leave that AC/DC poster, though.

I was just borrowing it, really, that's all!

Welcome back, Commander!
*Salutes*
*salutes* Thanks!

Good to have you back, Sir!
Permission to wander off and create my standard level of chaos and mayhem, sir?
*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-05 05:42:28


Basically stating it's based on public files in the description, "game" probably worthless anyway

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-05 05:43:53


Also:

At 3/4/15 12:32 PM, jonthomson wrote:
At 3/2/15 02:09 PM, jonthomson wrote:
At 2/25/15 01:46 PM, jonthomson wrote: games2jolly almost as bad as escapefan for shoveling junk
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654179
eighth submission in nine days. do fuck off.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654264
tenth submission in 11 days. do fuck off.

eleventh submission in 12 days. do fuck off.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-05 07:12:47


and another two pieces of shit from escapefan, what a morning

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-05 09:44:51


At 3/5/15 07:12 AM, jonthomson wrote: and another two pieces of shit from escapefan, what a morning

Yes indeed. And here's another piece of shovelware shit from wowsomegames for the collection.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-07 05:56:21


At 3/5/15 05:43 AM, jonthomson wrote: Also:

At 3/4/15 12:32 PM, jonthomson wrote:
At 3/2/15 02:09 PM, jonthomson wrote:
At 2/25/15 01:46 PM, jonthomson wrote: games2jolly almost as bad as escapefan for shoveling junk
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654179
eighth submission in nine days. do fuck off.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654264
tenth submission in 11 days. do fuck off.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654295
eleventh submission in 12 days. do fuck off.

oh my god, they took a day off! 12th submission in two weeks, do fuck off

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-07 13:46:10


Just a picture


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-08 09:57:25



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-08 10:04:40


At 3/8/15 09:57 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Looks like a stolen game.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654414

Got rid of it, thanks for the report.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-08 18:04:19


At 3/5/15 05:43 AM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654295
eleventh submission in 12 days. do fuck off.

I get that this is basically just a flash site mass-posting their stuff here on Newgrounds, but is this rulebreaking? From what I can tell, the Flash is not stolen, it's posted by the site owner, and looks otherwise legitimate. Is that grounds for deletion? Maybe things are different since I last frequented here. It has been a long time.

At 3/4/15 10:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: Key West is looking better by the hour...

No. Kidding. Driving home in a snowstorm managed to do a real number on my car. Route 80 was not plowed and driving a good 30 miles in 5 inches of snow did it in. I have a leak somewhere along the intake line (probably near the intercooler) which mucked up my mass airflow sensor and throttle body. So now I have to nurse this thing back to health in time for top-down weather...

Married! Well, congrats, mon capitan! Anybody we know? Or are you going to try to hide...,er protect her from us (okay, ME!) Maybe a pic? Oh, do tell! Does she like scouting as well? Is she another geek? Will she spend countless hours with you upgrading your 'nix box and then zoning out with Counterstrike or MineCraft? Will she love you as much as I abuse you? Will you know (and appreciate) the difference?

She's a teacher, not a geek. Yes, she appreciates Scouting and the outdoors, but I think Linux is out of her area of expertise (or interest at all). I'd like to keep her as far away from my Internet life as possible. I'm not going there again.

I didn't touch your stash - that would be rude. Well, to be more precise, I didn't drink any of it. I did put it all in the secured storage room (it was in my way), but it's all back now.. The wall is back up - but I suck at spackling so I put up a nice wood paneling. The rug is (mostly) clean, your name tag is back up - but it may take a few more days relocating this hardware. But, hey, some of them do run RHEL 6 and I have a debian test server - trying to expand my horizons and all. I will share them with you, if that will make you feel better.

I think I'll be commandeering that hardware for my own testing actually. Either that, or you replace that 42U rack I had in there complete with all of those PowerEdge R410s I "found" somewhere. That includes the UPS, the SAN, and that Cisco kit I had in there. Thought I forgot about that, didja?

Seriously though, if you're going to be expanding your horizons, Debian Jessie is in a code freeze hoping for a June release. If you install it now, it won't be too unstable for playing around with. It comes with systemd installed by default (as does RHEL/CentOS 7). That's a good start to expand. It totally replaces sysvinit, so it's good to get exposure on it now, especially since RHEL7 is becoming more and more deployed.

And I left the AC/DC posters (and the black lights) up, as you requested. Boy, those black lights show EVERYTHING *cough*

Black lights aren't my form of decor, but I'm glad you left them in so I could survey...this...stuff. Yeah.

I'll be putting in a requisition order for a new carpet straight away. I'll see to it the bill is taken care of, courtesy of your salary...

Good to have you back, Sir!
Permission to wander off and create my standard level of chaos and mayhem, sir?

Let's face it, if I did not give you permission, would it really change anything?

*salutes*

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-03-08 18:10:41


At 3/8/15 06:04 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 3/5/15 05:43 AM, jonthomson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/654295
eleventh submission in 12 days. do fuck off.
I get that this is basically just a flash site mass-posting their stuff here on Newgrounds, but is this rulebreaking? From what I can tell, the Flash is not stolen, it's posted by the site owner, and looks otherwise legitimate. Is that grounds for deletion? Maybe things are different since I last frequented here. It has been a long time.

Your submission must not be shovelware made to serve ads or promote your site. If you didn't take personal pride and care in the creation of the content, leave it off NG.

pretty sure that anyone mass-posting like that qualifies as shovelware