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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-18 08:02:31


Gameplay footage


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-18 09:47:05 (edited 2014-11-18 09:49:12)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-19 04:01:53


onlyfungames shovelware

This also fits the shovelware profile. A kiddies 'Join the Dots' game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-19 23:17:32


Loader works. Intro works. Then I get a white screen. Can anybody get this to work? Or did too many people vote at the preloader and so it passed? Would like a few to check before I boot it, plox. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-19 23:22:42


At 11/19/14 11:21 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 11/19/14 11:17 PM, Exedor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/648915
Loader works. Intro works. Then I get a white screen. Can anybody get this to work? Or did too many people vote at the preloader and so it passed? Would like a few to check before I boot it, plox. :)
According to reviews, the game works for no one, removed it.

Sweet. Works fer me. I figured that maybe it was a certain browser, since it did actually pass, but oops, lolbye! :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-20 05:49:40


yyplay


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-20 05:52:40


Seems like your typical level shovelware


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-20 07:28:33


brightestgames shovelware


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-21 13:03:34


Extremely poor quality video game footage.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-21 22:29:39


Oh, SNAP! Byteslinger just topped 100K SAVES!!

Congrats, byteslinger, and good work!! :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-22 12:39:51


Wow! I don't really know what to say about this one but 'Wow!'

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-22 13:07:17


At 11/22/14 09:39 AM, SCTE3 wrote: @Exedor, @Asandir, and SCTE3, together, this trio forms the Games and Movies Portal guardians. Together they fight really bad content and shovelware and keep the portal clean of what breaks the rules.

If the trio ever needs help they could recruit some new guardians/ mods. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-22 13:37:15


myhiddengame shovelware

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-22 14:36:55


No flash or clay, bad attempted music video.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-22 14:50:59


At 11/22/14 02:36 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/649024
No flash or clay, bad attempted music video.

What is it with crappy Batman stuff this morning?

Removed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-22 15:21:11


At 11/22/14 12:39 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Wow! I don't really know what to say about this one but 'Wow!'
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/649018

Unsupervised children + computer + webcam = wow. >:(

See? It's all in the math. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-22 17:29:45 (edited 2014-11-22 17:31:16)


@byteslinger Congrats on the 100k saves! Only if they were blams...


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-22 21:56:48


At 11/22/14 05:29 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: @byteslinger Congrats on the 100k saves! Only if they were blams...

Thanks, everyone.... it is a milestone, but it's bittersweet - I had hoped to have a whole lot more blams to go with that number by now...maybe I should be a bit more critical on my decisions? Or are blams just that hard to get these days?

Anyway, I'm not giving up - I'm proud to be among the best of Newgrounds, including a great set of mods, who do their best to keep the balance in the portal and flush the crap out every day. All of you keep the spirit of the Barracks alive, and for that, and for so many other reasons, I salute you all!

*SALUTES*

Now, let's get back to doing what we do best!

*DISMISSED*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-24 05:33:08


pickmygame shovelware


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-24 20:12:23


Author clearly states this game is not his.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-24 20:13:50


At 11/24/14 08:12 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Author clearly states this game is not his.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/649132

Same game here, which is not his.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-24 21:29:53


yyplay


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-25 02:39:12 (edited 2014-11-25 02:42:07)


At 11/24/14 08:43 PM, EJR wrote: These guys are usually so fast us other Game/Movie mods can't keep up.

Sowwy. ...ish. ;)

It's amazing how a little unemployment clears up quite a bit of time and availability for Portal surfing. :\

Yeah, I got this one about as quick as is possible. A commercial for baby diapers! xD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-25 20:14:13 (edited 2014-11-25 20:16:51)


New user, stealing from others. The clincher is the title screen on the Sonic RPG one - it lists the names of the people involved in the game (which is already on NG:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636153

) - and links to their NG profiles! Of which stanleywest is not one of them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-26 07:59:47


ourgames shovelware


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-26 20:21:32


@Asandir @SCTE3

flobzoo and/or dressupone.com... to be officially declared shovelware?

This one doesn't even fit the screen, and doesn't work for me. Huge white bar on the right side, and it gets to a screen with the name and music, but stays there.

His account is old, but full of games I'd never play. :\

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-27 06:24:57


brightestgames


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-27 09:10:27 (edited 2014-11-27 09:11:35)


wowsomegame shovelware


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-11-27 09:39:12


At 11/27/14 09:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: wowsomegame shovelware
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/649248

Took it off, thanks for the report :)


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