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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-23 02:09:56


A still picture from the internet and music. That's all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-23 07:24:50


game4joy


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-23 07:34:08


At 4/23/14 07:24 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: game4joy
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/638018

Gone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-23 19:33:48


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-23 19:50:14


At 4/23/14 07:33 PM, LoboF wrote: no file
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/638049

Got blammed. Yay ^^

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-24 00:41:23


Rated E on an adult flash game. Probably stolen footage. Do what you will with it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-24 03:26:48


enjoydressup


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-24 22:53:23


This has been blammed twice before, and the author keeps submitting it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/obituaries?orderby=date&month=04&day=24&year=2014&month=4&day=23&year=2014

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/obituaries?orderby=date&month=4&day=21&year=2014&month=4&day=20&year=2014

I don't blame him though, it has some quality to it, so I'm not entirely sure why it's getting blammed... other than a bunch of people automatically assuming it's blam worthy because of the title. A mod should probably send him a message about it or something.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-24 23:03:59


At 4/24/14 10:53 PM, artistunknown wrote: I'm not entirely sure why it's getting blammed...

Have you watched it all? If it didn't get Blammed I would have reported it here and gotten it deleted. It is chronically racist/hurtful. Besides that resubmitting Blammed works without any alterations is against the Rules of submitting.

But I do agree with you about the quality, it's there. It's just unfortunate about the subject matter.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-24 23:08:02


This guy again. http://newkidinuggerlose.newgrounds.com/

Both of these taken from Fupa.com / SoccerChampManager.com

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-25 01:17:30


This is all images taken from the internet, with nothing created or drawn. Borderline slideshow as well:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-25 06:33:45


gamesgrow alt


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-25 06:50:20


At 4/25/14 06:33 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: gamesgrow alt
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/638136

Spongebob as Super Mario? Now I have seen everything. It's gone now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-25 07:00:09


We already have it

here

from

the author

.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-28 03:08:14


Please change the ratings on these:

She's described as one who is able to "quell sexually voracious monsters...", so I expected it to be porn. She's got that barely-there shirt one. She causes the monster to grow a little ...dick thing. Then she smokes a pipe. Smoking, monster dicks, and barely there outfits are not E rated material. [She] does have some light adult material on the site listed in her profile, so it's only a matter of time til it shows up here too. :\

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-28 10:29:28


Toot, toot!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-29 02:18:31


At 4/28/14 03:08 AM, Exedor wrote: Please change the ratings on these:

Much improved, although, the one where she gives him a dick is rated T and th eone where she's just scantly dressed is A. CAn we switch them? :3

Also, this one's all footage cobbled from various shows and movies, per author comments. All stolen footage; no user created content, except the crap song.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-29 02:43:30


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-29 02:54:56


Boing!! bianji

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-29 03:16:58


At 4/29/14 02:54 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Boing!! bianji
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/638424

Tha bunny looks pretty cute though. It's gone now ^^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-29 06:18:08


Stolen straight from Cartoon Network


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-04-30 13:18:19


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-05-01 14:04:09


Will someone please tell me where the past 120 days went? Jeez- it's MAY already. This year is 1/3rd done, the weather has been more random than most of my deepest (and darkest) desires, and despite my best efforts, I have yet to summon an alien vessel to kidnap Justin Bieber. It just doesn't make any sense...but then again, it never really did.

Life here in the Barracks is still too quiet...we had a few people drop by, but it's quieter than a mime in a vacuum. The regulars keep finding and flagging the crap, and that is always appreciated. But it's all work and no play.

I blame EagleRock and his long disappearance from this forum. When he was around, he would keep us in line, and in turn, we would do things just to get his reaction. It was all in fun, of course - and it kept things lively. Now, all I can remember of him is his face on the back of the milk carton...

Members would make random posts, and I'd do my best to invoke rules 8, 34 and 36 in my replies. It kept the other leaders on their toes - and in touch with every one.

We laughed... we cried.... we made fun of all the noobs... we did things we'll never admit... we had a blast.

But now I feel like an old lady in her rocking chair, talking about the good old days...occasionally Ol' Man Coop will trundle in, say a few witty words, drool on himself, and wander away. I won't ask what he did with that cricket bat handle...

Yeah - an old lady all right - with a freakin' blam rifle and a lot of ammo....hehehe....

So, never mind the ramblings of this old broad - get back to your posts, and do what you do best...I'll either be there next to you - or in the mess hall, making hot, fresh chocolate chip cookies....

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Barracks Roster as of May 1st, 2014:

Milestones::
Asandir - 5K blams
Coop - 95K saves, 126K total B/P
Decky - 20K total B/P
DefTonesFan665 - 1K blams, 6K saves, 7K total B/P
Exedor - 50K total B/P
GameJunkie - 44K saves, 67K total B/P

Promotions::
DefTonesFan665 - Master Sergeant

Entering / Leaving The Barracks::
None this month.

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 126,411 | 0,740 | 24.67 | B | +001.93 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 109,959 | 0,619 | 20.63 | B | -011.44 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 2 | D
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 67,290 | 0,700 | 23.33 | B | +020.27 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 69 | A
05) 56,190 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 52,134 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 50,119 | 0,236 | 07.87 | C | +124.76 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 76 | A
08) 36,618 | 0,004 | 00.13 | D | +000.00 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 31,247 | 0,032 | 01.07 | D | +113.33 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 30,948 | 0,577 | 19.23 | C | -020.41 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 70 | A
11) 25,179 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
12) 20,149 | 0,273 | 09.10 | C | +028.17 | Decky Brig. General | 2 | D
13) 15,204 | 0,152 | 05.07 | C | +004.83 | BrokenDeck Captain | 0 | F
14) 14,323 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain | 0 | F
15) 10,352 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Archonic Sgt. Major | 0 | F
16) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
17) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 0 | F
18) 7,301 | 0,027 | 00.90 | D | -049.06 | ZJ Master Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 7,242 | 0,823 | 27.43 | B | +002.88 | DefTonesFan665 Master Sergeant +2 | 66 | A
20) 6,505 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
21) 6,453 | 0,005 | 00.17 | D | +066.67 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,186 | 0,022 | 00.73 | D | +100.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 7 | C
24) 5,060 | 0,005 | 00.17 | D | +000.00 | Jackho Sergeant | 0 | F
25) 3,726 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 0 | F
26) 2,699 | 0,002 | 00.07 | D | -090.91 | ForNoReason Private | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers::
DefTonesFan665 - 823 (19.51% of total)
Coop - 740 (17.54% of total)
GameJunkie - 700 (16.60% of total)
byteslinger - 619 (14.68% of total)
Asandir - 577 (13.68% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 82.01% of B/P points (3,459 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Coop (23)
byteslinger (15)
Asandir (13)
DefTonesFan665 (5)
GameJunkie (2)

Total gain for month: 4,218 (16 Active Members)

That's 140.60 per day, or 8.79 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-05-01 14:56:53


At 5/1/14 02:04 PM, byteslinger wrote: Will someone please tell me where the past 120 days went?

I know how you feel. I'm about two weeks away from finishing my first year at university. Seems like about a month since I started?! At this rate the rest of this year will go down the shitter quicker then yesterday's vindaloo. Bring on 2015 I say.

Life here in the Barracks is still too quiet...it's all work and no play.

It makes Jack a dull boy.

I would be up for a slightly off-topic discussion but it would appear that the current EGB members aren't the greatest conversationalists. I'm just as guilty, I can't think of a subject off the top of my head. Maybe we just have to accept that we're not the most social club?

Barracks Roster as of May 1st, 2014:

Woooo! Roster Time!!!

Milestones::
Decky - 20K total B/P

O' yeah. Over two thirds of the way to that winged tank! I take my time but I swear to God I will get there one day and when I do...Well, to be honest I'll probably just carry on. Maybe make myself a celebratory coffee. Ahh, livin' the good life on the internet. Highest rank BITCHEEES!

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
10) 30,948 | 0,577 | 19.23 | C | -020.41 | Asandir Sup. Commander | 70 | A
11) 25,179 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
12) 20,149 | 0,273 | 09.10 | C | +028.17 | Decky Brig. General | 2 | D
13) 15,204 | 0,152 | 05.07 | C | +004.83 | BrokenDeck Captain | 0 | F

It's weird when you look at it but there is only me and Gimmick in the 20k-30k bracket. That means if I got half of the B/P it has taken me to get in 4 years again I would only go up one place on the roster. By that logic it's going to take me 2 years to get to where Asandir is now. Bad times :'(.

Well cheers for the roster Bytes. See you next month.
And congrats to all other milestones and the promotion this month.


- P R O F E S S I O N A L - G R A P H I C - D E S I G N E R -

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-05-01 23:44:09


At 4/29/14 06:18 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/638429
Stolen straight from Cartoon Network

We should watch out for most submissions from Cartoon Network.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-05-02 14:10:58


I blame EagleRock and his long disappearance from this forum. When he was around, he would keep us in line, and in turn, we would do things just to get his reaction. It was all in fun, of course - and it kept things lively. Now, all I can remember of him is his face on the back of the milk carton...

yeah lol when was the last time he made a post here?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-05-02 17:50:36


At 5/2/14 02:10 PM, elitegamer11 wrote:
I blame EagleRock and his long disappearance from this forum. and it kept things lively. Now, all I can remember of him is his face on the back of the milk carton...

Users come and go all the time. Nothing wrong with that. Turn, turn, turn.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-05-02 20:44:37


At 5/1/14 02:04 PM, byteslinger wrote: Life here in the Barracks is still too quiet...we had a few people drop by, but it's quieter than a mime in a vacuum. The regulars keep finding and flagging the crap, and that is always appreciated. But it's all work and no play.

I am not really good at keeping discussions alive. Actually I struggle to even post outside of the EGB thread regularly, lately I try to post a bit more. Agree though that it would be good to have some fun here too. Though hammering shovelware away is kinda fun I suppose... hehehe....

I blame EagleRock and his long disappearance from this forum. When he was around, he would keep us in line, and in turn, we would do things just to get his reaction. It was all in fun, of course - and it kept things lively. Now, all I can remember of him is his face on the back of the milk carton...

Possible. I think I joined after he became already inactive. I feel like I generally missed the boat with witnessing Newgrounds "Golden days". It's still fun and we have great content but it is declining in activity yearly.

Promotions::
DefTonesFan665 - Master Sergeant

Congrats to her :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-05-02 23:31:51


At 5/2/14 05:50 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Users come and go all the time. Nothing wrong with that. Turn, turn, turn.

Okay, seriously dude. Either request membership to the EGB and await approval or denial of membership OR at the very least be useful and helpful around here by pointing out stolen or shovelware flashes OR go away and stop leaving useless unwanted comments that have nothing to do with our business here in our club thread. You're obviously just posting stupid unhelpful comments here to improve your post count because not one of your posts in this thread is helpful in any way. Your basically just posting here for the hell of it. DON'T!!!!! If you continue to post unwanted comments here, action will be taken.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-05-03 03:53:56


Is this the right place to whistle stuff?

Because I've noticed this submission

And has the following things.

Misleading thumbnail

(Extremely) vague title

Description is made "dfgdfgfd"

Game is unplayable (I don't think that's an excuse, but it's worth noting)


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