At 4/1/14 03:05 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: This has footage stolen from The Power Rangers.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636746
It's gone now, thanks for the report.
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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 4/1/14 07:32 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636765
I cannot unpublish this. After some internal talk with the other portal mods and the admins, the decision has been made that shovelware, especially dress up games like this one , will celebrate their triumphant return to Newgrounds. We do this so that we can expand our target group to a younger audience and female users.
At 4/1/14 07:51 AM, Asandir wrote:At 4/1/14 07:32 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636765I cannot unpublish this. After some internal talk with the other portal mods and the admins, the decision has been made that shovelware, especially dress up games like this one , will celebrate their triumphant return to Newgrounds. We do this so that we can expand our target group to a younger audience and female users.
A younger audience - yes, that would be fetuses and kindergarten kids. It'll be the perfect place to start young minds early on the benefits of unlimited badly drawn porn and anime parodies. What joy!
As for female users - remember rule #30...(well, it's right 99% of the time, me & gagsy & DeftonesFan & a few others being the exceptions)
Happy April Fools day!
*listens to crickets*
Well, this is sure a lively place - if it were a morgue! We have GOT to start some chatter here just for conversations sake. Yeah, the mods may get cranky if we go off-topic for too long, but we have to get some life back in here.
Ironically, I regretfully announce that EGSC Jolly has announced his retirement from the barracks. He leaves on good terms, pursuing some very real goals in real life. We wish him well, and he knows the door is always open if he ever chooses to return.
So, things will be a little less Jolly around here now.... *badump - bump* I'll be here all week, folks!
Other than that, it's business as usual. I keep working my day job at an ostrich mating clinic, and part-time at night dressed up in my alter-ego hero outfit, "Blam Babe", looking for ill-written code to delete. Hey, don't judge - it's a living!
Oh, and yeah, there's this silly thing I do every month:
Barracks Rooster as of April 1st, 2014:
Milestones::
Asandir - 25K saves, 30K total B/P , learned how to twerk for cash
BrokenDeck - 15K total B/P, 110 burritos eaten this month
byteslinger - 14K blams, 95K saves, 109K total B/P, 4K lost in Foxwoods casino
Coop - 94K saves, 125K total B/P, moved in with GameJunkie
DefTonesFan665 - 5K saves, 6K total B/P, 120K songs downloaded from iTunes
Promotions::
Asandir - Sup. Commander
DefTonesFan665 - Staff Sergeant
Leaving The Barracks::
Jolly has been honorably discharged.
(Not to be confused with that awkward discharge Coop had a problem with last year - glad those antibiotics worked!)
The Rastah: (ya, mon!)
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 125,671 | 0,726 | 23.42 | B | +006.76 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 109,340 | 0,699 | 22.55 | B | -003.72 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 4 | D
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 66,590 | 0,582 | 18.77 | C | -000.34 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 180 | A
05) 56,190 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 52,134 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander +1 | 0 | F
07) 49,883 | 0,105 | 03.39 | D | +064.06 | Exedor Sup. Commander +1 | 77 | A
08) 36,614 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Cootie Sup. Commander +1 | 0 | F
09) 31,215 | 0,015 | 00.48 | D | -058.33 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander +1 | 0 | F
10) 30,371 | 0,725 | 23.39 | B | -011.91 | Asandir Sup. Commander +1 | 18 | B
11) 25,178 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Gimmick General +1 | 0 | F
12) 19,876 | 0,213 | 06.87 | C | -008.58 | Decky Brig. General +1 | 13 | C
13) 15,052 | 0,145 | 04.68 | D | -000.68 | BrokenDeck Captain +1 | 0 | F
14) 14,323 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain +1 | 0 | F
15) 10,352 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Archonic Sgt. Major +1 | 0 | F
16) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major +1 | 0 | F
17) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
18) 7,274 | 0,053 | 01.71 | D | -010.17 | ZJ Master Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
19) 6,505 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | +014.29 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
20) 6,448 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +000.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
21) 6,419 | 0,800 | 25.81 | B | +010.50 | DefTonesFan665 Staff Sergeant +3 | 44 | A
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,164 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 5,055 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Jackho Sergeant +1 | 0 | F
25) 3,726 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class +1 | 0 | F
26) 2,697 | 0,022 | 00.71 | D | +029.41 | ForNoReason Private +1 | 0 | F
Top 5 Gainers::
DefTonesFan665 - 800 (19.52% of total)
Coop - 726 (17.72% of total)
Asandir - 725 (17.69% of total)
byteslinger - 699 (17.06% of total)
GameJunkie - 582 (14.20% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 86.19% of B/P points (3,532 total)
(Proving once again we are the 5 people you will most likely find at home alone Friday and Saturday nights!)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Coop (22) (26 in California. Your mileage will vary)
byteslinger (14) (why?)
Asandir (12) * 1 Year *
DefTonesFan665 (4)
Total gain for month: 4,098 (15 Active Members)
That's 132.19 per day, or 8.81 per day per active member.
And remember, if your member isn't active, they have pills for that!
Happy Halloween, everyone!
*Salutes*
At 4/1/14 07:51 AM, Asandir wrote:At 4/1/14 07:32 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636765I cannot unpublish this. After some internal talk with the other portal mods and the admins, the decision has been made that shovelware, especially dress up games like this one , will celebrate their triumphant return to Newgrounds. We do this so that we can expand our target group to a younger audience and female users.
...this concerns me. The audience that would be young enough to be interested and/or attracted by this game is the one we want to avoid finding games like this:
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or this:
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This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.
or this:
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or God forbid, this:
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much less, having them find the movies.
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This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.
Newgrounds is supposed to be 13+, and there are plenty of youngin's running around, I know. But the less we have to attract the young ones, the better. I've already worked with Tom to remove predators on 3 separate occasions. I know we want new users, and the women, I'm ok with. The little kids I take issue with, and they can go elsewhere, y'know? Thus, that comment bothers me. :\
At 4/1/14 09:34 PM, byteslinger wrote: Ironically, I regretfully announce that EGSC Jolly has announced his retirement from the barracks. He leaves on good terms, pursuing some very real goals in real life.
...real life....? Do they make those?
So, things will be a little less Jolly around here now.... *badump - bump* I'll be here all week, folks!
xD
... dressed up in my alter-ego hero outfit, "Blam Babe"
Photos are required.
Oh, and yeah, there's this silly thing I do every month:
You said you wouldn't tell! D:
Barracks Rooster as of April 1st, 2014:
Oh... nevermind. :3
Milestones::
Asandir - 25K saves, 30K total B/P , learned how to twerk for cash
BrokenDeck - 15K total B/P, 110 burritos eaten this month
byteslinger - 14K blams, 95K saves, 109K total B/P, 4K lost in Foxwoods casino
Coop - 94K saves, 125K total B/P, moved in with GameJunkie
DefTonesFan665 - 5K saves, 6K total B/P, 120K songs downloaded from iTunes
Promotions::
Asandir - Sup. Commander
DefTonesFan665 - Staff Sergeant
Congrats!
Leaving The Barracks::
Jolly has been honorably discharged.
*Salute
(Not to be confused with that awkward discharge Coop had a problem with last year - glad those antibiotics worked!)
Photos not required.
The Rastah: (ya, mon!)
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
07) 49,883 | 0,105 | 03.39 | D | +064.06 | Exedor Sup. Commander +1 | 77 | A
...daaang... :'(
Got a big project I'm working on for someone, but work has been near-horendous as well. I miss my Newgrounds time!! Hopefully it'll be back soon. :'/
Top 5 Gainers::
DefTonesFan665 - 800 (19.52% of total)
Coop - 726 (17.72% of total)
Asandir - 725 (17.69% of total)
byteslinger - 699 (17.06% of total)
GameJunkie - 582 (14.20% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 86.19% of B/P points (3,532 total)
(Proving once again we are the 5 people you will most likely find at home alone Friday and Saturday nights!)
I do that too, but I lack the stats to make any bright side of the situation. *Changes username: Failxedor*
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Coop (22) (26 in California. Your mileage will vary)
byteslinger (14) (why?)
Is that before or after taxes?
Asandir (12) * 1 Year *
DefTonesFan665 (4)
And remember, if your member isn't active, they have pills for that!
Happy Halloween, everyone!
Feliz de Cinco de Mayo!
*Salutes*
At 4/2/14 01:30 AM, EJR wrote:At 4/2/14 01:28 AM, Exedor wrote: ...this concerns me. The audience that would be young enough to be interested and/or attracted by this game is the one we want to avoid finding games like this:April Fool's.
The little kids I take issue with, and they can go elsewhere, y'know? Thus, that comment bothers me. :\
I just needed an excuse to post those links in one place so I can find them easily. :3
At 4/1/14 09:34 PM, byteslinger wrote: Happy April Fools day!
Right back at ya.
Ironically, I regretfully announce that EGSC Jolly has announced his retirement from the barracks.
He didn't say much but will still be sadly missed.
Other than that, it's business as usual. I keep working my day job at an ostrich mating clinic, and part-time at night dressed up in my alter-ego hero outfit, "Blam Babe", looking for ill-written code to delete. Hey, don't judge - it's a living!
Pics definitely required.
Barracks Rooster as of April 1st, 2014:
Thanks for the update.
Milestones::
Coop - 94K saves, 125K total B/P, moved in with GameJunkie
What the hell? Nothing Homo. I can imagine all the talk about Cricket.
Promotions::
Asandir - Sup. Commander
About time. Congrats yet again.
Leaving The Barracks::
Jolly has been honorably discharged.
Sad days indeed.
Top 5 users accounted for 86.19% of B/P points (3,532 total)
(Proving once again we are the 5 people you will most likely find at home alone Friday and Saturday nights!)
Not me slinger of bytes. After many Moons without a partner I can happily announce I recently acquired a new Lady in my life. My weekends have recently been spent 'NOT' alone.
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
With no Jolly on this list I have half a chance of making it on here myself.
And remember, if your member isn't active, they have pills for that!
Everything downstairs still works fine, no pills required.
Happy Halloween, everyone!
And a Happy Birthday to you too.
Great April Fools Day joke but regardless, here have an enjoydressup
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At 4/2/14 08:02 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Great April Fools Day joke but regardless, here have an enjoydressup
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636825
Unpublished it.
At 4/2/14 08:15 AM, Asandir wrote:At 4/2/14 08:02 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Great April Fools Day joke but regardless, here have an enjoydressupUnpublished it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636825
Wait, so you guys are unpublishing this shovelware again?
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 4/2/14 06:00 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Wait, so you guys are unpublishing this shovelware again?
Ever since April 2nd started, yes.
I actually unpublished stuff yesterday too and just said otherwise here :o
At 4/2/14 06:03 PM, Asandir wrote:At 4/2/14 06:00 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Wait, so you guys are unpublishing this shovelware again?Ever since April 2nd started, yes.
I actually unpublished stuff yesterday too and just said otherwise here :o
So the mods and staff made a change about shovelware, but then changed it back to the way it was?
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 4/2/14 07:27 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: So the mods and staff made a change about shovelware, but then changed it back to the way it was?
There never was a change. It was literally April Fools ( ._.)
At 4/2/14 07:29 PM, Asandir wrote:At 4/2/14 07:27 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: So the mods and staff made a change about shovelware, but then changed it back to the way it was?There never was a change. It was literally April Fools ( ._.)
Ah, you got me, that's all I can say. lol
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 4/3/14 12:05 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:Ah, you got me, that's all I can say. lolSo the mods and staff made a change about shovelware, but then changed it back to the way it was?There never was a change. It was literally April Fools ( ._.)
Just make a joke about posting porn links for easy access so no one know you were caught.
Someone else did it too. >_>
or, so I hear.
Nintendo's character/sprite, is it permitted?
At 4/4/14 11:03 PM, LoboF wrote: Nintendo's character/sprite, is it permitted?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636958
Same sound FX and same mechanic, just changed some sprites, he probably don't even coded it.
Whip it on me Jim, whip it on me Jim, whip it on me Jim, whip it on me Jim.
At 4/7/14 03:57 PM, Tongues wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/637076
Stolen from WeedLion.
Thanks, I unpublished it.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Just a fake, non working game.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
This guy again. Stolen material.
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At 4/10/14 12:03 AM, Exedor wrote: Stolen from SNK; Metal Gear.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/637184
*Metal SLUG!!!
Damn it, he snuck one through while I was sleeping. Blatantly obvious stolen material.
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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 4/10/14 08:04 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: gamesgrow alt
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/637210
Lol! I saw that, then started playing a game and forgot about posting it.
