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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-30 00:26:07


Ok, so this one's got a dildo pic, then an anal gaping-asshole pic, and ends with a DP/anal/threesome video scene, so why is it still up? Oh, looks like it's even been reported already by smiley. Level 6 is bitch-ass hard.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-30 00:46:15


At 12/30/13 12:26 AM, cobra1 wrote: Ok, so this one's got a dildo pic, then an anal gaping-asshole pic, and ends with a DP/anal/threesome video scene, so why is it still up? Oh, looks like it's even been reported already by smiley. Level 6 is bitch-ass hard.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/631114

Smiley? More like Supreme Commander Exedor ;3
Regardless, it's gone now, got lost in the mix.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-30 01:40:02


At 12/30/13 12:46 AM, Asandir wrote: Smiley? More like Supreme Commander Exedor ;3
Regardless, it's gone now, got lost in the mix.

Haw! It's just that when Asandir takes a day off, the blam hammer gets dusty. :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-30 20:18:49


Naughty stuff afoot. This is just an NG preloader then nothing but a Play button that is a link to an external site. A 'Pop-Up', I believe they call it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-30 21:20:21


"Hiding in the dark"

Whole scene black, a light switch and eyes - light switch is turned on: "Oh snap it's a blank!"

Not aggressively racist but not exactly appropriate either - and it lacks any other form of merit.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-31 02:40:10


Enjoydressup shovelware/alt/evil stuff. :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-31 02:59:29


At 12/31/13 02:40 AM, Exedor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/631234
Enjoydressup shovelware/alt/evil stuff. :3

Ha! I fell asleep and so it was allowed to stay for longer than usal. It's gone now ^^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-31 09:50:40


Can I be updated a little here? Last time I was active on this site we didn't have portal mods and some of this is new to me. Can someone basically give me all the what's, who's, when, where's, and hows of how the system works?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-31 10:14:07


At 12/31/13 09:50 AM, Fro wrote: Can I be updated a little here? Last time I was active on this site we didn't have portal mods and some of this is new to me. Can someone basically give me all the what's, who's, when, where's, and hows of how the system works?

Yes. For once, flashes can't be flagged by using the whistle anymore. The best way to report flashes is to make a post about it in this very thread as most portal mods regularly check it for stuff that they have overseen. You can also write a pm to a portal mod about abusive flashes.

There is no official list, but here are some of the portal mods, made by gamejunkie:

Afro-Ninja, Alexander, Asandir, Auz, Bahamut, DiMono, EJR, ForNoReason, Jay, Jolly, Pride, reverend, RohantheBarbarian, SCTE3, Sectus, Simon, TehSlapHappy, Zachary and ZJ.

Portal mods can unpublish flashes, which will make them unaccessible/unwatchable for the general public, the admins reviews those flashes and remove them completely then.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-31 10:19:11


At 12/31/13 10:14 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 12/31/13 09:50 AM, Fro wrote: Can I be updated a little here? Last time I was active on this site we didn't have portal mods and some of this is new to me. Can someone basically give me all the what's, who's, when, where's, and hows of how the system works?
Yes. For once, flashes can't be flagged by using the whistle anymore. The best way to report flashes is to make a post about it in this very thread as most portal mods regularly check it for stuff that they have overseen. You can also write a pm to a portal mod about abusive flashes.

How about the dress up game posted above? Is there a rule about cookie cutter games now or was there something else about that submission that made it break a rule?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-31 10:40:59


At 12/31/13 10:19 AM, Fro wrote:
At 12/31/13 10:14 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 12/31/13 09:50 AM, Fro wrote: Can I be updated a little here? Last time I was active on this site we didn't have portal mods and some of this is new to me. Can someone basically give me all the what's, who's, when, where's, and hows of how the system works?
Yes. For once, flashes can't be flagged by using the whistle anymore. The best way to report flashes is to make a post about it in this very thread as most portal mods regularly check it for stuff that they have overseen. You can also write a pm to a portal mod about abusive flashes.
How about the dress up game posted above? Is there a rule about cookie cutter games now or was there something else about that submission that made it break a rule?

There is indeed a rule against cookie cutter games. Mostly dress up games and games that use toon characters (mostly on a bike) like Ben 10 fall victim to this rule.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 01:38:41



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 02:12:59


I read a little of the posts in the thread and thought as an old member I wanted to check in on this place. Since we can't blow the whistle anymore we just post stolen or inappropriate submissions here and let a portal mod (mostly Asandir) take care of it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 02:15:41


At 1/1/14 02:12 AM, Atlas wrote: I read a little of the posts in the thread and thought as an old member I wanted to check in on this place. Since we can't blow the whistle anymore we just post stolen or inappropriate submissions here and let a portal mod (mostly Asandir) take care of it?

Yeah, pretty much.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 02:18:30


At 1/1/14 02:15 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 02:12 AM, Atlas wrote: I read a little of the posts in the thread and thought as an old member I wanted to check in on this place. Since we can't blow the whistle anymore we just post stolen or inappropriate submissions here and let a portal mod (mostly Asandir) take care of it?
Yeah, pretty much.

Man I miss the days of ole when someone posted something stolen and we all just flagged it to death. I remember them well, I couldn't keep up and left but glad to see you guys are still around keeping the Portal clean!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 02:45:39


At 1/1/14 02:18 AM, Atlas wrote:
At 1/1/14 02:15 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 02:12 AM, Atlas wrote: I read a little of the posts in the thread and thought as an old member I wanted to check in on this place. Since we can't blow the whistle anymore we just post stolen or inappropriate submissions here and let a portal mod (mostly Asandir) take care of it?
Yeah, pretty much.
Man I miss the days of ole when someone posted something stolen and we all just flagged it to death. I remember them well, I couldn't keep up and left but glad to see you guys are still around keeping the Portal clean!

That's why I joined the EGB as soon as I was eligible. I wasn't back in the old days, but I do love this website and want to keep it safe and as spam free as possible.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 02:50:35


At 1/1/14 02:45 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 02:18 AM, Atlas wrote: Man I miss the days of ole when someone posted something stolen and we all just flagged it to death. I remember them well, I couldn't keep up and left but glad to see you guys are still around keeping the Portal clean!
That's why I joined the EGB as soon as I was eligible. I wasn't back in the old days, but I do love this website and want to keep it safe and as spam free as possible.

Thank god for people like you keeping the Portal safe, I would join up again but I don't frequent the Under Judgement section as much as I used to.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 03:01:10


At 1/1/14 02:50 AM, Atlas wrote:
At 1/1/14 02:45 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 02:18 AM, Atlas wrote: Man I miss the days of ole when someone posted something stolen and we all just flagged it to death. I remember them well, I couldn't keep up and left but glad to see you guys are still around keeping the Portal clean!
That's why I joined the EGB as soon as I was eligible. I wasn't back in the old days, but I do love this website and want to keep it safe and as spam free as possible.
Thank god for people like you keeping the Portal safe, I would join up again but I don't frequent the Under Judgement section as much as I used to.

Why not? We welcome as many people as we can. You'd be a reliable user. All you need is to get your whistle up to silver in order to ask to be requested.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 03:08:09


At 1/1/14 03:01 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 02:50 AM, Atlas wrote: Thank god for people like you keeping the Portal safe, I would join up again but I don't frequent the Under Judgement section as much as I used to.
Why not? We welcome as many people as we can. You'd be a reliable user. All you need is to get your whistle up to silver in order to ask to be requested.

Silver whistle is needed to join now? Hmm, maybe I will join after getting my whistle up.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 03:10:11


At 1/1/14 03:08 AM, Atlas wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:01 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 02:50 AM, Atlas wrote: Thank god for people like you keeping the Portal safe, I would join up again but I don't frequent the Under Judgement section as much as I used to.
Why not? We welcome as many people as we can. You'd be a reliable user. All you need is to get your whistle up to silver in order to ask to be requested.
Silver whistle is needed to join now? Hmm, maybe I will join after getting my whistle up.

You should, man. I know it's a new development, but it's worth it. I felt so great when I got accepted into the EGB. Some people have to protect this website. It's all worth it in the end.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 03:28:43


At 1/1/14 03:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:08 AM, Atlas wrote: Silver whistle is needed to join now? Hmm, maybe I will join after getting my whistle up.
You should, man. I know it's a new development, but it's worth it. I felt so great when I got accepted into the EGB. Some people have to protect this website. It's all worth it in the end.

I'll think it over as the day goes on. I'll probably end up spending all day flagging abusive reviews until my whistle is way beyond Silver (hopefully).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 03:45:41


At 1/1/14 03:28 AM, Atlas wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:08 AM, Atlas wrote: Silver whistle is needed to join now? Hmm, maybe I will join after getting my whistle up.
You should, man. I know it's a new development, but it's worth it. I felt so great when I got accepted into the EGB. Some people have to protect this website. It's all worth it in the end.
I'll think it over as the day goes on. I'll probably end up spending all day flagging abusive reviews until my whistle is way beyond Silver (hopefully).

It's harder than it used to be since you can only get points by flagging reviews. I'll also say that some mods shouldn't remove reviews that they should. It's definitely harder to get a higher whistle rank these days. I thought I'd be at gold by now. I wish that if you did flag a review wrong that it would only cost you one point, not several. That's one thing I don't like.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 03:56:46


At 1/1/14 03:45 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:28 AM, Atlas wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:10 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:08 AM, Atlas wrote: Silver whistle is needed to join now? Hmm, maybe I will join after getting my whistle up.
You should, man. I know it's a new development, but it's worth it. I felt so great when I got accepted into the EGB. Some people have to protect this website. It's all worth it in the end.
I'll think it over as the day goes on. I'll probably end up spending all day flagging abusive reviews until my whistle is way beyond Silver (hopefully).
It's harder than it used to be since you can only get points by flagging reviews. I'll also say that some mods shouldn't remove reviews that they should. It's definitely harder to get a higher whistle rank these days. I thought I'd be at gold by now. I wish that if you did flag a review wrong that it would only cost you one point, not several. That's one thing I don't like.

Yeah a lot of people in the Where is/How to forum were complaining because the mods deleted all the reviews on an account and gave out not a single whistle point to anyone who flagged the reviews. I didn't know it took several points away, that's not very fair for those who mess up once or twice.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 04:15:05


At 1/1/14 03:56 AM, Atlas wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:45 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 1/1/14 03:28 AM, Atlas wrote:
Yeah a lot of people in the Where is/How to forum were complaining because the mods deleted all the reviews on an account and gave out not a single whistle point to anyone who flagged the reviews. I didn't know it took several points away, that's not very fair for those who mess up once or twice.

Yeah, that's how I ended up with a garbage whistle once. But what I mostly mean is that they'll clear reviews that are blam reviews or something and it's total bullshit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 10:53:50


HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014!

2103 is now in the books - it was an odd year, full of ups and downs but we all managed to get through somehow. Despite the fact that Newgrounds itself has slowed down a little, and had some issues this year, the Elite Guard stayed strong and helped them keep running smoothly. Yes, a few members fell away, but new ones joined. We are fortunate to have a few mods with us (like Coop, Asandir and others) and also some very active forum members (like Exedor, Jolly, DefTonesFan665 and GameJunkie) - all of which help us stay strong and keep Newgrounds a decent place to visit.

My resolution for 2014: Stop focusing on the negatives, and work on building up the positives. I'm not going to ignore the negatives - I'm just not going to dwell on them. I will take them for what they are, and instead of complaining about them, either find a solution, remove them from my life - or if neither of that works, learn to be serene and accept them. I want to become a better person through my actions, staying strong but fair, and always do the right thing. My grandfather told me something many years ago that is still true today: "Never do anything that you would be ashamed to see on the front page of a newspaper". Today, with the reality that anything we do can instantly become public and go world-wide viral in seconds, makes that saying all the more powerful. My mantra: "try not to be 'that asshole' in life."

I sincerely hope 2014 is a better year for all of us here, and we can keep up the positive growth we started last year.

I thank you all for your support and dedication, and salute you all on a fine job!

*SALUTES*

With that, it is my honor to bring you the first roster of 2014:

Barracks Roster as of January 1st, 2014:

Milestones::
Asandir - 28K total B/P
byteslinger - 93K saves, 107K total B/P
DefTonesFan665 - 3K saves
Exedor - 32K saves
Jolly - 46K saves, 53K total B/P
ZJ - 7K total B/P

Promotions::
ZJ - Master Sergeant

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 123,551 | 0,518 | 19.19 | C | +017.19 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 107,076 | 0,632 | 23.41 | B | +000.48 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 2 | D
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 64,818 | 0,488 | 18.07 | C | +012.96 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 27 | B
05) 56,190 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 53,074 | 0,766 | 28.37 | B | +024.35 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 52,129 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 49,586 | 0,299 | 11.07 | C | -007.14 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 190 | A
09) 36,496 | 0,003 | 00.11 | D | -088.89 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 31,136 | 0,020 | 00.74 | D | +033.33 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
11) 28,027 | 0,628 | 23.26 | B | -007.78 | Asandir Commander | 30 | A
12) 25,178 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
13) 19,281 | 0,134 | 04.96 | D | -016.77 | Decky Colonel | 5 | C
14) 14,619 | 0,115 | 04.26 | D | -008.00 | BrokenDeck Captain | 0 | F
15) 14,323 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain | 0 | F
16) 10,351 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Archonic Sgt. Major | 7 | C
17) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
18) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 7,069 | 0,091 | 03.37 | D | +037.88 | ZJ Master Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,490 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,440 | 0,003 | 00.11 | D | +000.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,162 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 5,045 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Jackho Sergeant | 0 | F
25) 3,975 | 0,672 | 24.89 | B | +000.00 | DefTonesFan665 Pvt. First Class +1 | 23 | B
26) 3,725 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class -1 | 0 | F
27) 2,650 | 0,056 | 02.07 | D | +409.09 | ForNoReason Private | 5 | C

Top 5 Gainers::
Jolly - 766 (17.31% of total)
DefTonesFan665 - 672 (15.19% of total)
byteslinger - 632 (14.28% of total)
Asandir - 628 (14.19% of total)
Coop - 518 (11.71% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 72.68% of B/P points (3,216 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (36) * 3 Years *
Coop (19)
byteslinger (11)
Asandir (9)

Total gain for month: 4,425 (14 Active Members)

That's 163.89 per day, or 11.71 per day per active member.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-01 14:33:40


At 1/1/14 10:53 AM, byteslinger wrote:
25) 3,975 | 0,672 | 24.89 | B | +000.00 | DefTonesFan665 Pvt. First Class +1 | 23 | B

C'mon, byteslinger, I'm a Corporal and there's no capital T in my username. You must've had a good New Year party. lol


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-02 00:05:36


Submitted the same animation twice.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-02 01:22:51


At 1/2/14 12:05 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Submitted the same animation twice.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/631347
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/631348

Actually, they're all stolen from youtube. Links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-ol-Eg-hsY

Still trying to find the 2nd HD version... Can we just call it as is???

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-02 01:34:44


At 1/2/14 12:05 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Submitted the same animation twice.

All 3 are stolen, first 2 links already provided by deftonesfan665 and yt link by me. Here's the other one:

Stolen from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVKplACPeeU&feature=c4-overview&list=UU3NKdKNcKkPIEd_Fl_Q6Qyg

(The difference is the squared vs rounded cell phone at 4 seconds in, so you don't have to watch the whole thing.)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2014-01-02 21:38:02


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