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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 11:33:50


At 2/17/06 09:38 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: As a mafia man, I'll take that as a complement. But I do ever stop B/P ( god forbid ) and you pass me I will be glad for you, but if you show a sign of joy because of it, I'll eat your children.

I shall look forward to that day.

*takes a child shaped dummy and begins to fill with high explosives*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 11:48:38


At 2/17/06 11:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: *takes a child shaped dummy and begins to fill with high explosives*
At 2/17/06 11:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: *takes a child shaped dummy and begins to fill with high explosives*

That was a spicy meat ball... What happens if you are next to the dummy and I shoot it? I do carry a 45 you know...I'll tell you what happens *shoots dummy, Coop flies all the way to fuck town.*

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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 11:56:51


At 2/17/06 11:48 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: That was a spicy meat ball... What happens if you are next to the dummy and I shoot it? I do carry a 45 you know...I'll tell you what happens *shoots dummy, Coop flies all the way to fuck town.*

Okay, you don't have to tell me twice... Touche sir.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 12:00:01


17/06 11:56 AM, Coop83 wrote:

Okay, you don't have to tell me twice... Touche sir.

Agreed, I love a good comedy relief here and there. Any one looking for a fight remember, I run on energy and sarcasm. But I doubt you will pass me in B/P so I'll cross that bridge and shoot that dummy when you do.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 12:56:51


Oh my...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 13:09:09


At 2/17/06 12:56 PM, Major_punk wrote: Oh my...

Congragulations on the promotion Captain! Just one more Captain in the barracks. :salute:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 13:11:44


At 2/17/06 12:56 PM, Major_punk wrote: Oh my...

You got Captain already? You all are crazy bastards! Congrats on your new promotion, Captain! Heh, one more rank and you'll be called Major Major_punk. *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 13:13:58


At 2/17/06 06:54 AM, Bahamut- wrote: You know, I wouldn't review flashes that are UJ until they pass judgment zone. I think it's a waste of time making a review for a flash that's going to get blammed.

Well I respect your opinion, but I believe that the people who have UJ submission which are sitting on the fine line between blam and protect are the people who need the reviews the most. I do review passed submissions, but its the UJ ones which are needing help, as they havent passed yet.

It's worked out well for me so far, recieved some good replies and such.

Plus, giving good reviews lessens the chances that the people get bitter and resentful and start spamming the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 13:17:05


At 2/17/06 12:56 PM, Major_punk wrote: Oh my...

Congratulations, Captain! Keep up the good work, sir! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 13:26:46


At 2/17/06 12:56 PM, Major_punk wrote: Oh my...

Is it just me or is it getting crowded here? But I should leave the rank on Tuesday or sooner... only 393 points to go...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 15:59:34


At 2/17/06 12:56 PM, Major_punk wrote: Oh my...

oh dear. Very nice. Well I just saw Firewall. It was....so-so nothing to great but you know whats interesting is even though Harrison Ford is in his 70's ( I coulnd't believe it eiher) but he's still in good shape and I'm amazed. So far the B/P is smooth but the sleeping and the movies killed time for me to B/P more entries but no big I'll be pullin an all nighter today so good afternoon everyone and happy hunting.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 16:29:47


At 2/17/06 03:59 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: oh dear. Very nice. Well I just saw Firewall. It was....so-so nothing to great but you know whats interesting is even though Harrison Ford is in his 70's ( I coulnd't believe it eiher) but he's still in good shape and I'm amazed. So far the B/P is smooth but the sleeping and the movies killed time for me to B/P more entries but no big I'll be pullin an all nighter today so good afternoon everyone and happy hunting.

I still look forward to about12 more hours of B/P to sort of rasie the bar for the update... Lets all hope it works without me falling asleep at my keyboard...

Harrison Ford isn't bad at all at Firewall... He even pulls off acting with the computer things even though he is only good on a phone... On the tonight show he admitted it know nothing about gadgets. Our satellite company just ran an Indiana Jones marathon of sort and it shows just how he rather well aged over the years... Unlike female stars who prefer to have their faces cut up... Go figure.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 16:32:38


Not much blamming for me today. I was out all night. I may try to get a few points before the end of the night.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 16:51:16


At 2/17/06 04:32 PM, kickme123 wrote: Not much blamming for me today. I was out all night. I may try to get a few points before the end of the night.

No rush Private, you still have a long way to go before you start running. So enjoy walking while you can.

Night for you? I'm guessing close to 10 PM... Here it's almost midnight, I never really bothered to check time zones, it seemed like more when I was in Italy ( Oh and remember to set your watch back one second to count for the earth rotation ).


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 16:58:10


Wow the portal is pretty slow today. Usually around this time of day a lot of "OMG MY FIRST FLASH VOTE FAIR!!!111" flashes are submitted. I hope that doesn't mean we are going to get over run tomorrow.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 17:02:11


At 2/17/06 04:29 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: \: I still look forward to about12 more hours of B/P to sort of rasie the bar for the update... Lets all hope it works without me falling asleep at my keyboard...

Starbucks will be open till 10:00 tonight if you wanna grab something

Harrison Ford isn't bad at all at Firewall... He even pulls off acting with the computer things even though he is only good on a phone... On the tonight show he admitted it know nothing about gadgets. Our satellite company just ran an Indiana Jones marathon of sort and it shows just how he rather well aged over the years... Unlike female stars who prefer to have their faces cut up... Go figure.

Female stars, go figure. Cosmetics are the easiest choice for them. I'd assume that Harrision new something about tech gadgets but....what a shock. I'm surprised to see actors like Ford's age to still do movies rather then retire I mean look at Sean Connery. He's still alive and kickin and believe it or not still doing movies. Unbelievable I tell you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 17:15:43


At 2/17/06 01:09 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote:
Congragulations on the promotion Captain!

Thank you!

At 2/17/06 01:11 PM, Bahamut- wrote:
Congrats on your new promotion, Captain! Heh, one more rank and you'll be called Major Major_punk.

Ya it'll be pretty cool while it lasts but I can't get too attached to it. Thanks though.

So what day are you planning to reach EGSC by? Come on I know you have some sort of timeframe in mind.

At 2/17/06 01:17 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Congratulations, Captain! Keep up the good work, sir!

Thanks, I don't plan on slowing down anytime soon anyway, I've finally made my NG new years resolution and it'll take every moment of free time I have. =)

At 2/17/06 01:26 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Is it just me or is it getting crowded here? But I should leave the rank on Tuesday or sooner... only 393 points to go...

Oh sorry for taking up your space sir. ^_~
And good luck on your soon to be new rank... and 10k stat. =)

At 2/17/06 03:59 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
oh dear. Very nice.

Thanks.

So far the B/P is smooth but the sleeping and the movies killed time for me to B/P more entries but no big I'll be pullin an all nighter today

I wouldn't. Since nights are usually less active then days and if you stay up all night to b/p then you'll be sleeping all day when the portal needs you the most. Eh?

At 2/17/06 04:58 PM, Biff777 wrote:
Wow the portal is pretty slow today.

I know... what a bummer. It'll be a very slow day for all of us. ;_;

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 17:26:18


At 2/17/06 05:02 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Starbucks will be open till 10:00 tonight if you wanna grab something

BY the time I fly to a country not so socially retorted to get one It'll be closed. And yes the country does not have Starbucks... it's practically Africa... borderline on Egypt... When the mountain comes to Mohamed then Starbucks will come to us...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 17:41:55


At 2/17/06 05:26 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 2/17/06 05:02 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Starbucks will be open till 10:00 tonight if you wanna grab something
BY the time I fly to a country not so socially retorted to get one It'll be closed. And yes the country does not have Starbucks... it's practically Africa... borderline on Egypt... When the mountain comes to Mohamed then Starbucks will come to us...

Gee. The real estate there must really suck after all we are talking about the 5th circle of hell. Bummer. Perhaps you hav3 a folgers stashed away somewhere or I heard that peanut butter and raisins are supposed to give you a superb amoun of energy if mixed together but if you're worried about how you're teeth look then I wouldn't quite recommend this.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 17:49:38


At 2/17/06 05:15 PM, Major_punk wrote:

I wouldn't. Since nights are usually less active then days and if you stay up all night to b/p then you'll be sleeping all day when the portal needs you the most. Eh?

You do have a point. Oh well. It is interesting to see what chats are at night. I swear we talk about the craziest snuff. One time.......no idea what was going on.

Pardon me for the double post


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 18:04:32


At 2/17/06 05:41 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Gee. The real estate there must really suck after all we are talking about the 5th circle of hell. Bummer.

Are you kidding me? It's great, the weather is nice and sunny all the time, it never rains and the practically pay you to live there... It's a great place to live in, come join. The Styx awaits.
And about other stuff to stay up, I'll just stay up...After all the body works fine till 48 hours without sleep because any longer does cause damage to the brain. But thanks for trying

Come join the Styx

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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 18:35:42


At 2/17/06 06:04 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Are you kidding me? It's great, the weather is nice and sunny all the time, it never rains and the practically pay you to live there... It's a great place to live in, come join. The Styx awaits.

Heh, I was a little bored so I google earthed over Egypt just to take a look at the landscape since I wasn't really sure if it was like rural or urban or whatever or desert or vegetations and the first thing that jumped out at me was the traffic!
Like I heard the traffic in France and Japan was pretty hectic but the downtown areas I'm looking at are nuts.

So anyway if you have google earth what are the co-ordinates to your city, I'm a little curious of what your neighbourhood is like.

Anyway I live at around 44'22'32.6 North and 79'44'12.20 West If you care to see the country life I'm used to. =P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 18:44:03


Atention barracks members! I have just been promoted to Staff Sergeant. It was a long two weeks but its finally over and I have my new position.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 18:49:08


At 2/17/06 06:44 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Atention barracks members! I have just been promoted to Staff Sergeant. It was a long two weeks but its finally over and I have my new position.

Let me be the first to say congradulations (unless someone posted before me).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 18:51:11


At 2/17/06 06:35 PM, Major_punk wrote: Anyway I live at around 44'22'32.6 North and 79'44'12.20 West If you care to see the country life I'm used to. =P

We are not the most advanced here but we aren't slow or anything. This will be an accurate description of the area live in, I post a picture because links in Hebrew not something you can work with I suppose... bug just in case the town website has a people of pictures and not updated but almost right site has a lot of pictures as well of the area. The place hasn't changed much,,, Our mayor is building seem huge parks and stuff around the city but it won't be done till around 2009 so this is all I can give you. Welcome to Israel, now learn how to curse so that you can survive there...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 18:54:17


At 2/17/06 06:44 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Atention barracks members! I have just been promoted to Staff Sergeant. It was a long two weeks but its finally over and I have my new position.

For a level 9 you show great potential for record breaking... I believe the highest rank on a level 9 was Major...Correct me if I'm wrong.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 20:10:51


Thanks Biff777.

At 2/17/06 06:54 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: For a level 9 you show great potential for record breaking... I believe the highest rank on a level 9 was Major...Correct me if I'm wrong.

Really...Major? It takes that long to get through level 9? Wow, i don't know if i can do that but i hope i do. I'd love to break some records.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 20:16:16


At 2/17/06 06:51 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 2/17/06 06:35 PM, Major_punk wrote:
We. Welcome to Israel, now learn how to curse so that you can survive there...

Lovely little place. Spring must be something truly beautiful down there. Perhaps I'll drop by for a visit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-17 20:21:56


At 2/17/06 08:10 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Thanks Biff777.

You're welcome Sir.

Did anyone elce get happy around 6:00 NG time? Stuff was coming into the portal quickly and I was thinking "it's about time". Then BANG like magic it was slow again.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-18 00:10:33


Day's end report:
148 points! Sweet! A nice end to an awesome week. B/P list isn't updated yet, but I believe that, at least three people will be getting star pace for this week, maybe more. Sweet. Although I will be sad to have to change my sig to "second fastest b/p'er on Newgrounds", lol. But hopefully I'll be able to change it back next week!
Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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