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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-29 22:03:39


how he can have a game called "The Last Bullet 2" and no game called "The Last Bullet" ?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-29 22:10:18


At 11/29/13 10:03 PM, LoboF wrote:
how he can have a game called "The Last Bullet 2" and no game called "The Last Bullet" ?

Lobo's right. It's shovelware. Same old shooter we've seen over and over.

This is shovelware, too:

Press UP arrow. Win. That's all it takes. Press right arrow at the beginning and your car will rotate in the air about 10 times before falling apart. No care was taken in the creation of this game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-30 04:45:36


This is really a poorly drawn slideshow. No animation. :\

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-30 05:00:58


At 11/30/13 04:45 AM, Exedor wrote: This is really a poorly drawn slideshow. No animation. :\
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/629371

Heh, thought that would get blammed. Guess not -.-
It's gone now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-30 14:38:42


Youtube material

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-30 14:41:53


Lots of Mario content.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-30 19:47:21



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-30 20:36:20



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-30 22:01:05


At 11/30/13 06:26 PM, Ocelot wrote: How do you blow the whistle on flash that's stolen or breaks the TOS?

You report it by posting the link here, along with a description of what the problem is. If it's stolen, try to provide a link to where it's stolen from to help us verify. You can look thru the comments here to get an idea of how it's done. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-30 23:31:34


He resubmitted it after it was removed.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-01 13:29:01


At 12/1/13 01:20 PM, Ocelot wrote: I know that, but how do you "blow the whistle" and report flash? This option used to be clearly seen on all flashes before the 2007 redesign, but I can't find it anywhere.

That option has been removed with the latest redesign which introduced portal mods.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-01 16:52:25


At 12/1/13 04:38 PM, Ocelot wrote:
At 12/1/13 01:29 PM, Asandir wrote: That option has been removed with the latest redesign which introduced portal mods.
So I can't report flash properly? How do I level my whistle up, than?

Like Exedor said, you can only report abusive flashes here. Your only option to level up your whistle is flagging abusive flashes correctly.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-01 16:59:27


At 12/1/13 04:38 PM, Ocelot wrote:
At 12/1/13 01:29 PM, Asandir wrote: That option has been removed with the latest redesign which introduced portal mods.
So I can't report flash properly? How do I level my whistle up, than?

Flag reviews that are abusive. Here, this will help you learn the basics on how to flag reviews correctly:


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-01 17:20:08


At 12/1/13 05:11 PM, Ocelot wrote:
At 12/1/13 04:52 PM, Asandir wrote: Like Exedor said, you can only report abusive flashes here. Your only option to level up your whistle is flagging abusive flashes correctly.
Ok, so how do I "flag" abusive flashes? Report = flag.

I can't find the appropriate button for this on the flash's page.

Um. There is no report/flag function anymore. I said that in my first reply.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-01 19:35:03


At 12/1/13 05:13 PM, Ocelot wrote:
At 12/1/13 04:59 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Flag reviews that are abusive. Here, this will help you learn the basics on how to flag reviews correctly:
My very simple question is this: where is the supposed "flag" button, which when used properly, helps promote a user to the next whistle level?

In reviews, it's the orange icon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-01 20:15:57


At 12/1/13 07:35 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 12/1/13 05:13 PM, Ocelot wrote:
At 12/1/13 04:59 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Flag reviews that are abusive. Here, this will help you learn the basics on how to flag reviews correctly:
My very simple question is this: where is the supposed "flag" button, which when used properly, helps promote a user to the next whistle level?
In reviews, it's the orange icon.

+ = Helpful Review (Green)
- = Useless Review (Red)
! = Abusive Review (Orange/Yellow)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-01 22:25:38


Attention all EGB Personnel:

Due to budget cutbacks at the North Pole, a certain rotund, jolly old guy in a tacky red and white suit had put an add in Craigslist for assistance in manufacturing, distribution and security of his self-delivered products scheduled for processing at the end of the month. Although he could not pay in cash, he would grant unlimited amounts of candy, eggnog, pies and fruitcakes - and all volunteers were guaranteed a spot on his "nice" list. Now, usually I try not to associate with crazy old men with white hair that can bend time, live like a hermit and travel in an odd vehicle, but since it seemed to work out for Marty McFly, I'd figured it was worth the risk. He needed as many volunteers as he could muster up, so in the spirit of the Holidays, I "volunteered" us all to lend a hand. (See what happens when EagleRock isn't around!)

He was quite pleased with this, however his security protocol forbids us from communicating using our regular account names, so he (sorta) randomly assigned alternate call signs for all of us. This way, should our communications regarding his business be intercepted, our own identities will remain concealed.

As such, this month's roster will use our new (and temporary) call signs. See if you can figure out who's who! (hehehe)

And, yes, we do have a NEW member joining us!

Barracks Alternative Roster as of 01-Dec-2013:

Milestones::
Scrooge - 23K saves, 27K total B/P
MsClaus - 106K total B/P
KrisKringle - 92K saves, 123K total B/P
TinyTim - 19K total B/P
DrummerBoy - 49K total B/P
WiseMan - 42K saves, 64K total B/P
Rudolf - 52K total B/P

Promotions::
No promotions this month.

Entering The Barracks::
Vixen - Welcome aboard! -

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 123,033 | 0,442 | 14.73 | C | -028.13 | KrisKringle Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 106,444 | 0,629 | 20.97 | B | +004.66 | MsClaus Sup. Commander | 15 | B
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | MarleysGhost Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 64,330 | 0,432 | 14.40 | C | -005.47 | WiseMan Sup. Commander | 43 | A
05) 56,190 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | SugarPlumFairy Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 52,308 | 0,616 | 20.53 | B | -020.82 | Rudolf Sup. Commander +1 | 0 | F
07) 52,129 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Shepard Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F
08) 49,287 | 0,322 | 10.73 | C | +012.98 | DrummerBoy Sup. Commander | 146 | A
09) 36,493 | 0,027 | 00.90 | D | +028.57 | Dominick Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 31,116 | 0,015 | 00.50 | D | -016.67 | TheGrinch Sup. Commander | 1 | D
11) 27,399 | 0,681 | 22.70 | B | -000.73 | Scrooge Commander | 37 | A
12) 25,178 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | ColdMiser General | 0 | F
13) 19,147 | 0,161 | 05.37 | C | +006.62 | TinyTim Colonel | 4 | D
14) 14,504 | 0,125 | 04.17 | D | +003.31 | BobCratchit Captain | 0 | F
15) 14,323 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Prancer Captain | 0 | F
16) 10,351 | 0,012 | 00.40 | D | -057.14 | Frosty Sgt. Major | 7 | C
17) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Donner Sgt. Major | 0 | F
18) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Dasher Master Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 6,978 | 0,066 | 02.20 | D | +010.00 | Cupid Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,490 | 0,011 | 00.37 | D | +000.00 | Comet Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,437 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +200.00 | HeatMiser Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Blitzen Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,162 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | -093.75 | NutCracker Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 5,045 | 0,009 | 00.30 | D | +012.50 | Dancer Sergeant | 0 | F
25) 3,725 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | JackFrost Pvt. First Class | 0 | F
26) 3,303 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --- | +000.00 | Vixen Pvt. First Class NEW | --- | ---
27) 2,594 | 0,011 | 00.37 | D | -045.00 | BuddyTheElf Private -1 | 3 | D

Top 5 Gainers::
Scrooge - 681 (19.11% of total)
MsClaus - 629 (17.65% of total)
Rudolf - 616 (17.29% of total)
KrisKringle - 442 (12.41% of total)
WiseMan - 432 (12.12% of total)

Top 5 elves accounted for 78.59% of B/P points (2,800 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Rudolf (35)
KrisKringle (18)
MsClaus (10)
Scrooge (8)
WiseMan (6)

Total gain for month: 3,563 (17 Active Members)

That's 118.77 per day, or 6.99 per day per active elf.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-02 12:13:44


At 12/1/13 10:25 PM, byteslinger wrote: Attention all EGB Personnel:

Due to budget cutbacks at the North Pole, a certain rotund, jolly old guy in a tacky red and white suit had put an add in Craigslist for assistance in manufacturing, distribution and security of his self-delivered products scheduled for processing at the end of the month.

Craigslist you say. How can we be sure that this man isn't some kind of sex pest? I'm suspicious.

Although he could not pay in cash, he would grant unlimited amounts of candy, eggnog, pies and fruitcakes - and all volunteers were guaranteed a spot on his "nice" list.

You see, this is the sort of things somebody that is already on a list would say to attract the innocent.

Barracks Alternative Roster as of 01-Dec-2013:

Milestones::
TinyTim - 19K total B/P

Well it had been a while since I past a milestone. Just not been able to get on here as much since I started university and now that I work on the weekends I really have no time. Trying my hardest though and the Christmas holidays are just around the corner.

Entering The Barracks::
Vixen - Welcome aboard! -

Congrats on getting in "Vixen" (whoever that is).

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
12) 25,178 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | ColdMiser General | 0 | F
13) 19,147 | 0,161 | 05.37 | C | +006.62 | TinyTim Colonel | 4 | D
14) 14,504 | 0,125 | 04.17 | D | +003.31 | BobCratchit Captain | 0 | F

...Still got more then "BobCratchit". Have a great Christmas everybody and a happy new year. Just in case I don't find the time to post here again this month.

Cheers for the roster Byte.

I think I maight have given away who is TinyTim though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-02 12:51:49


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-02 13:27:41


This was reported 3 weeks ago as multiple submissions, but it now shows itself to be a template/public file. "Created" by a girl, but the whole story is in the creator's comments, found by clicking the blue/black control button in the lower left corner, where it's made by "Andrew." He also tells us that it's a 'fill-in-your-stuff' template.

3 week ago report: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319/1430

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-03 00:16:36


These are all audio submitted to the Flash Portal, not the Audio Portal. It has some kind of visualizer, but it appears he didn't even create that. Here's an excerpt from a review:

Reviewer: "...Seemed pretty standard with a lot of familiare sounding drops, though it was done rather well. Other than that I'm curious as to how you made the audio visualizer."
Author: "Audio React - email me if you want link."

So evidently, the visualizer is Audio React, and is not anything he animated himself. So, it's audio submitted to the wrong Portal, and visuals that he did not create.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-03 00:19:35


At 12/1/13 10:25 PM, byteslinger wrote: As such, this month's roster will use our new (and temporary) call signs. See if you can figure out who's who! (hehehe)

This took a lot of work to put together. Well done, Mrs. Claus. :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-03 16:31:10


At 12/1/13 10:25 PM, byteslinger wrote: As such, this month's roster will use our new (and temporary) call signs. See if you can figure out who's who! (hehehe)

Did anyone find a slightly long carrot lying around? I can't go outside without it!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-04 13:29:35


This game was reported 3 weeks ago as multiple submissions, but it now shows itself to be a template/public file. "Created" by a girl, but the whole story is in the creator's comments, found by clicking the blue/black control button in the lower left corner, where it's made by "Andrew." He also tells us that it's a 'fill-in-your-stuff' template.

3 week ago report: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/387319/1430

Also, duplicate submissions, kinda. He had a "better" version and yet, he posted a worse, more basic version. The older version is only better cuz it has music and sounds added. Otherwise, they're the same game. Both are crappy, so why do we need 2?

Newest crappy version:

Older, better, crappy version:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-04 15:48:29


Non-interactive slideshow, with pics yanked from the internet:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-04 16:10:49


At 12/4/13 03:48 PM, Exedor wrote: Non-interactive slideshow, with pics yanked from the internet:

Funny, as I have played Sonic Generations yesterday. Gone now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-05 01:51:03


Contains footage from Japanese McDonald's Commercial. The Madness part also appears to be edited from someone else's work. It is obvious where the video has been paused to match with the audio from the commercial, and it has a hypercam watermark.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-05 06:29:24


Found this 'gem' and remembered seeing on Youtube a couple years ago.

(Hope I'm doing this right)


Whee Woo Wee Woo, on no! THE PO PO!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-05 15:42:06


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-12-05 23:10:09


Not an animation.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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