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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-12 07:42:03


At 11/12/13 06:36 AM, gamejunkie wrote: So everything submitted by http://inocreato.newgrounds.com/ so far is shovelware. So I'm wondering why the 2 submissions I posted here yesterday have been left untouched, when virtually everything else he has submitted has been removed? Also the 2 other submissions of his that somehow passed judgement?

Bombed all his submissions into oblivion.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-12 10:04:31


At 11/12/13 07:42 AM, Asandir wrote: Bombed all his submissions into oblivion.

I love a man who's not afraid to wield his power like Thor....Way to go, Asandir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-12 20:08:36


Actually, I'm not entirely sure about this one or the account connected to it. The description is hard to make out, but the uploader seemingly identifies this as anyone's work but their own from what i can tell.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-13 00:24:57


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-13 00:32:37


At 11/13/13 12:24 AM, yetanotherjohn wrote: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628429

Some advertisement?

Seems so, for shoes I think. Unpublished it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-13 03:20:59


Too many ads on a shovelware game. There are multiple ads on most peages, and after 3 deaths (which is easy since you die easily), you get a full page ad.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-13 03:22:15


At 11/13/13 12:32 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 11/13/13 12:24 AM, yetanotherjohn wrote: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628429

Some advertisement?
Seems so, for shoes I think. Unpublished it.

Even worse! It was for laser hair removal. In Spanish, no less. xP

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-13 03:41:38


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-13 05:22:35


At 11/13/13 03:41 AM, Exedor wrote: Shovelware.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628448

Looks like you missed a couple buddy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-13 12:55:16


At 11/13/13 05:22 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 11/13/13 03:41 AM, Exedor wrote: Shovelware.
Looks like you missed a couple buddy.

...um, I saved those for you! :D

Here's a resubmit:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-13 20:13:58


Ad abuse. There's a PLAY button and an ad at the start and after every single level, and one if you click the HOME icon to go to the menu.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-14 07:18:19



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-14 09:02:41


A few more for you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-14 09:15:52


This guys going to be another one of those guys that just won't ever get the big picture and likely won't ever give up.

http://luky123.newgrounds.com/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-14 12:24:20


Stolen from

possibly modified from

http://sexgamesbox.com/britney-head-session.html

Download link is there too.

Procedural suggestion: I think any new user who submit a stolen item as their first submission should be placed on a nice, extra long ban to properly educate them on the correct things to submit around here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-14 13:43:46


At 11/14/13 12:24 PM, Exedor wrote: Procedural suggestion: I think any new user who submit a stolen item as their first submission should be placed on a nice, extra long ban to properly educate them on the correct things to submit around here.

It is actually useless to do that, as thieves tend to make new accounts when they get banned, IP bans are also useless as they can get easily bypassed. In short, too much trouble for next to none reward. Shovelware submitters do also not care about bans, they are just in for some quick advertisement/money.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-14 17:08:55



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-14 21:24:59


At 11/10/13 09:43 PM, Exedor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628300
This has been submitted and blammed or removed by the author over and over as the score drops.

Removed:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/627824
Blammed:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/627857I reported him 7 days ago and there's one more that I don't have a link for.

And yet again he has submitted the same thing:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-14 21:30:41


At 11/14/13 09:24 PM, Exedor wrote: And yet again he has submitted the same thing:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628550

And yet again it is gone, magically.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-15 01:21:09



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-15 03:31:45


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-15 07:16:04


Stencyl tutorial.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-15 15:48:05


OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM

To: All Personnel, Elite Guard Barracks
From: EGSC Byteslinger, Recruitment Officer
Date: 15-Nov-2013

RE: Acceptance of Private DefTonesFan665 into the Elite Guard

It is with great accord that I announce the official acceptance of Private DefTonesFan665 into the Elite Guard Barracks. She (yes, that's right) has been very active in the forums these past months, and has already proven herself to be a very valuable addition to the EGB.

Please join me in welcoming her aboard!

As you were...

*Salutes*

PS Msg to Rohan / Coop: Please add her to the user list on Eaglerock's BBS. Thank you!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-16 02:00:18


Potentially stolen submission, has a company watermark in the lower right...

This is the original source of the content

http://vz3.blur.com/work/detail/gopher-broke

Brand spanking new account, of course :\

http://roxy5.newgrounds.com/


Vault 101 I have (LOST) many old and deleted Flash submissions, (you can't) PM me (dammit Tom) the filename, maybe I (godhelpmeonedayIwill) got it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-16 05:29:48


At 11/15/13 03:48 PM, byteslinger wrote: OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM

To: All Personnel, Elite Guard Barracks
From: EGSC Byteslinger, Recruitment Officer
Date: 15-Nov-2013

RE: Acceptance of Private DefTonesFan665 into the Elite Guard

It is with great accord that I announce the official acceptance of Private DefTonesFan665 into the Elite Guard Barracks. She (yes, that's right) has been very active in the forums these past months, and has already proven herself to be a very valuable addition to the EGB.

Please join me in welcoming her aboard!

As you were...

*Salutes*

:PS Msg to Rohan / Coop: Please add her to the user list on Eaglerock's BBS. Thank you!

Has she signed up with an account yet? Just there's a metric crapton of spam accounts that sign up now and again (not authenticated, of course), and there's a few names that look like non-bots, but I can't tell.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-16 13:13:31


The submission "http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628653" is a stolen flash. Although I am not certain of the origin, it has been around since before it was common for flash to be integrated into web brousers and you would actually download flash games (http://www.robrob8.com/games/tellytubbies.htm), so at least a decade and change.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-17 01:44:27


Based on Sandy Hook Elementary school shooting. It has you killing children. I request this to be removed. It does not reflect the minimum standards of Newgrounds. It is in terribly poor taste and is shameful to keep on here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-17 02:03:30


At 11/17/13 01:44 AM, Exedor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628676
Based on Sandy Hook Elementary school shooting. It has you killing children. I request this to be removed. It does not reflect the minimum standards of Newgrounds. It is in terribly poor taste and is shameful to keep on here.

I second this. It's horrible that someone made such a thing and submitted it on Newgrounds.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-17 10:47:04


At 11/17/13 09:55 AM, SCTE3 wrote: We've had a few other games like this, I see NO reason to remove it. Are you guys forgetting that the site started with controversial games like the Assassin series and Pico?

I agree, I've always thought the fact that you can post stuff such as this on Newgrounds to be one of the main attractions. It's really only a bit of strong black comedy. Every nation tragedy, school shooting or dead celebrity should have the royal piss knocked out of them before they get the chance to go cold. It's like comic relief for the sick of humor.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-11-17 12:32:02


At 11/17/13 09:55 AM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 11/17/13 02:03 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 11/17/13 01:44 AM, Exedor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628676
Based on Sandy Hook Elementary school shooting. It has you killing children. I request this to be removed. It does not reflect the minimum standards of Newgrounds. It is in terribly poor taste and is shameful to keep on here.
I second this. It's horrible that someone made such a thing and submitted it on Newgrounds.
We've had a few other games like this, I see NO reason to remove it. Are you guys forgetting that the site started with controversial games like the Assassin series and Pico?

The difference with the assassin games that have you killing celebs and the game that was made about the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting is that people think it's funny to kill a celeb that they don't like or to have them do discriminating things. Who the hell would think that shooting innocent five year olds is funny?


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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