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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 04:12:19


At 8/31/13 07:01 PM, EthanAlways wrote: Im pretty sure this isn't his original content
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624474
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er2YBunDz0s

Yeah, he says so in one of his review replies, thus it's gone now.

At 9/1/13 03:48 AM, TheRed555 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624488
Featuring Super mario.

Unpublishing things, featuring Asandir.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 05:23:10


At 9/1/13 04:12 AM, Asandir wrote: Unpublishing things, featuring Asandir.

Sweet! It seems like you're the only one who is.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 08:00:10


Sorry if I'm late.
Now,my opinion on the "NEW" change:
I think that it's good for the portal because stuff will leave the judgement phase faster,thus,a submission spends less than 5h to get out of judgement.
"A submission will get saved if it reaches 3.00/5 after 50 votes : This is not what i expected,It's not good in my opinion,because many authors could abuse this,some of the friends of the author could 5en it and make it pass
Solution to this: I'd really like to move the limit to 4.00/5,the awesome stuff would get saved faster and all the average/ok stuff would spend more time under judgement.
"Blam thresold raised to 1.75" : I really support this,because in my voting habbits:If I don't want to see a submission in the portal,I vote 0,this includes walk cycles,loops,unfunny/badly drawn/very short/spammy animations,badly drawn things etc.,such kinds of submissions are more suitable for the dumping grounds.
but I'd like to move the blam thresold to 2 because ALL the submissions with a score of 2 or under are not worth keeping,quality content is what made me want to create an account.

At 9/1/13 04:12 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 9/1/13 03:48 AM, TheRed555 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624488
Featuring Super mario.
Unpublishing things, featuring Asandir.

Asandir you're awesome.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 09:41:13


At 8/31/13 06:27 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: philipv11 posted two new Stencyl tutorials.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624445
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624446

Philipv11 strikes again

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 09:42:46


At 9/1/13 09:41 AM, LoboF wrote:
At 8/31/13 06:27 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: philipv11 posted two new Stencyl tutorials.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624445
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624446
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624497
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624498
Philipv11 strikes again

And so do I.

Hehe

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 10:09:16


Barracks Roster as of September 1st, 2013:

Yes, my comrades-in-arms, it's the first day of September. Many users of Newgrounds have resumed school, or will shortly, so things may slow down a bit - but with the latest voting changes on the site, it has made our job a bit easier.

Looking over the roster, there are a few comments I'd like to add:

a) Exedor is rocking this thread - over 200 posts this month - about 7 a day! Thanks for the support!
b) Spretznaz is now Archonic
c) More thanks to GameJunkie and Asandir for their contributions as well
d) Brokendeck is now a Captain
e) and Asandir actually bumped up Gimmick and gained a rank

Overall, a very strong month - thank you all for your support and dedication!

Milestones::
Asandir - 21K saves, 25K total B/P
BrokenDeck - 14K total B/P
byteslinger - 91K saves, 104K total B/P
Coop - 90K saves, 121K total B/P
Exedor - 31K saves, 48K total B/P
GameJunkie - 22K blams
Jolly - 6K blams, 44K saves, 50K total B/P

Promotions::
BrokenDeck - Captain

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 121,455 | 1,031 | 33.26 | B | +000.78 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 104,626 | 0,767 | 24.74 | B | -016.36 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 6 | C
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 62,958 | 0,864 | 27.87 | B | +007.87 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 67 | A
05) 56,187 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 52,129 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 50,178 | 1,123 | 36.23 | B | -004.02 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 1 | D
08) 48,294 | 0,594 | 19.16 | C | -023.26 | Exedor Sup. Commander | 210 | A
09) 36,398 | 0,121 | 03.90 | D | -049.37 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 31,058 | 0,040 | 01.29 | D | +122.22 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 2 | D
11) 25,258 | 0,998 | 32.19 | B | +011.38 | Asandir General +1 | 36 | A
12) 25,178 | 0,012 | 00.39 | D | +100.00 | Gimmick General -1 | 0 | F
13) 18,700 | 0,160 | 05.16 | C | +005.96 | Decky Colonel | 0 | F
14) 14,317 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | Chrausner Captain | 0 | F
15) 14,124 | 0,159 | 05.13 | C | +041.96 | BrokenDeck Captain | 0 | F
16) 10,240 | 0,102 | 03.29 | D | +054.55 | Archonic Sgt. Major | 29 | B
17) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
18) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 6,792 | 0,111 | 03.58 | D | +007.77 | ZJ Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,479 | 0,004 | 00.13 | D | -033.33 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,429 | 0,005 | 00.16 | D | -080.00 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 6,128 | 0,024 | 00.77 | D | -022.58 | BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 1 | D
24) 5,028 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Jackho Sergeant | 0 | F
25) 3,725 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 0 | F

Top 5 Gainers::
Jolly - 1,123 (18.36% of total)
Coop - 1,031 (16.86% of total)
Asandir - 998 (16.32% of total)
GameJunkie - 864 (14.13% of total)
byteslinger - 767 (12.54% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 78.20% of B/P points (4,783 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (32)
Coop (15)
byteslinger (7)
Asandir (5)
GameJunkie (3)

Total gain for month: 6,116 (17 Active Members)

That's 197.29 per day, or 11.61 per day per active member.

Thanks again!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 13:13:35



It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 13:17:40


Seriously, how did these 2 get through judgement?

and

They're just 3D tutorial demos with absolutely nothing to do! No gameplay besides walk and walk off a platform into a neverending freefall to nowhere.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 13:34:21


More Shovelware. Another basic Match 3 game just a bastardized version of Bejewelled.

Not only that but in game credits, credit the game to PlayRosy.com (gamesforgirls)

also this is credited to the same site.

and this one

to a totally different site.

http://www.cookinggamesclub.com/game/disney-sandwich/

All 3 are easily downloadable shareware games.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 13:38:52


One more for consideration. Do we really need another basic Sudoku game to go with the other 85 Sudoku games already on Newgrounds?

It's just Sudoku and absolutely no different to any of the other Sudoku games already on Newgrounds.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 19:47:15


Stolen from X Factor:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 20:19:15


At 9/1/13 01:13 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Stencyl tutorial
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624505

Gone.

At 9/1/13 01:34 PM, gamejunkie wrote: All 3 are easily downloadable shareware games.

Also gone.

And gone.

At 9/1/13 01:38 PM, gamejunkie wrote: One more for consideration. Do we really need another basic Sudoku game to go with the other 85 Sudoku games already on Newgrounds?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624481
It's just Sudoku and absolutely no different to any of the other Sudoku games already on Newgrounds.

Not sure. When it comes to those things, it's difficult to say where we draw the line, for example then all tic tac toe games would be forbidden too and other beginner stuff. I would let it stay, we don't get flooded with Sudoku games lately.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-01 22:24:25


At 9/1/13 08:19 PM, Asandir wrote:

Not sure. When it comes to those things, it's difficult to say where we draw the line, for example then all tic tac toe games would be forbidden too and other beginner stuff. I would let it stay, we don't get flooded with Sudoku games lately.

I say let it stay. Doesn't break any rules.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 05:02:29


You know they're stolen when you see this.

Hi there! It looks like somebody copied this game without my permission. Just click anywhere, or copy-paste this URL into your browser.

http://www.newgrounds.com/

to play the game at my site. Thanks, and have fun!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 05:17:57


At 9/2/13 05:02 AM, gamejunkie wrote: You know they're stolen when you see this.

Hi there! It looks like somebody copied this game without my permission. Just click anywhere, or copy-paste this URL into your browser.
http://www.newgrounds.com/ to play the game at my site. Thanks, and have fun!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624534

Well I could have been wrong, maybe he just didn't know how to submit properly. Looks like he's resubmitted an actual working version now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 07:02:27


Not a game or a movie. People need to learn what belongs on YouTube.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 07:07:10


Well I could have been wrong, maybe he just didn't know how to submit properly. Looks like he's resubmitted an actual working version now.

It says it was made with Stencyl, though, so it's a Stencyl tutorial.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 07:18:13


At 9/2/13 07:07 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
Well I could have been wrong, maybe he just didn't know how to submit properly. Looks like he's resubmitted an actual working version now.
It says it was made with Stencyl, though, so it's a Stencyl tutorial.

That statement is 100% wrong, sorry. There are a fair amount of games that have been made with Stencly which are not Stencyl tutorials.

Examples:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 09:46:42


He submitted this again.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 12:26:52


At 9/2/13 12:03 PM, joshescue18 wrote: This is a stencyl tutorial:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624544

Can you proooove it is a tutorial?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 13:36:50


At 9/2/13 12:26 PM, ForNoReason wrote:
At 9/2/13 12:03 PM, joshescue18 wrote: This is a stencyl tutorial:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624544
Can you proooove it is a tutorial?

You just need to look at it to see it's a Stencyl Tutorial. Did you look at it?
I'll admit it has had a fair amount of alteration done to it though. But, there's always a but. All you have to do is click the screen and you jump to the next level, up until level 5 or 6 (I forgot which) at which point the game goes into an endless loop of you falling through the start platform. At this point you can go no further. But it's still a Stencyl Tutorial.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 13:41:46


This passed judgment and it's not a game or a movie. Could a mod remove this?


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 13:43:57


At 9/2/13 01:41 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: This passed judgment and it's not a game or a movie. Could a mod remove this?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624536

Just did so.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 13:44:58


At 9/2/13 01:36 PM, gamejunkie wrote:

At this point you can go no further. But it's still a Stencyl Tutorial.

i was being sarcastic...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 22:14:21


Well, it's been a long time, but I've finally gotten around to continuing my EGB fan-fic, "Through a Mirror Darkly". I left it at a cliffhanger a while ago, and it took some time to figure out how I was going to end it. I finally have the plot ideas worked out - and it will eventually span into more current events...you'll see...

Sometimes, to end something, we have to go back to the beginning - here's Chapter 26 - The Wheels Come Off The Wagon

Hope you like it.

-Byte-


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 22:57:53


Wegra or not, this is just a collage of not-his-art taken from around the internet and set to music from the Audio Portal:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-02 23:30:27


dofreegames aka games4joy are both gamesgrow alts.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-03 13:09:03


Oh, by the way, I am a Private now. So can I join the ranks officially here at the EGB?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-03 14:29:13


At 9/3/13 01:09 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Oh, by the way, I am a Private now. So can I join the ranks officially here at the EGB?

Hello, Private.

I am Supreme Commander byteslinger, and among my duties here at the Guard is processing new recruits. You are certainly qualified to request permission to join the Elite Guard. However, there are a few things you'll need to read and understand before you join, but don't worry - I'll be guiding you through the recruitment process. Here's how it works.

First, I will present you with the shortened code of conduct for the Barracks, along with links to the relevant FAQ's on our forums. You must read them, understand them, and post here again confirming that you accept those principles. A simple "yes, I agree" will be sufficient. This process serves two purposes:

1) Ensuring that you're not a "drive-by applicant" who asks to join and then never comes back, and

2) Ensuring that you know how we operate so there won't be any complications in the future, such as "wait, we're not supposed to be mass voting?".

After you agree to the code of conduct, the Barracks community will discuss your qualifications and decide whether to allow you into the group. Our requirements aren't too strict; beyond the main qualifications of 2500+ B/P and a Silver Whistle or better, we'll be looking for sufficient post quality (low number of one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to the topic), helpful reviews, any potentially problematic flashes, stuff like that. After discussion and a vote, we'll make the final call and PM you with the results. Assuming that no objections are raised, the process usually takes a few days or so.

Here is our abbreviated Code of Conduct. Read it, learn it, and post again with confirmation of your understanding. If you can't abide by these principles, say so.

*****

1. Voting fairly.

This is the foundation of the Elite Guard Barracks. All members are expected to give every flash a fair vote, regardless of who made it or what their group affiliations are. We do not target any flash group, not favorably or in opposition; our only enemies are those who break the rules of the site, not those who merely bend them.

Everyone has a different definition of quality, and all members are expected to vote based on what they honestly feel a flash deserves, not on whether they think the flash will pass or be blammed. While Barracks members are proud of their high ranks, and are eager to compete with others, a high B/P score means nothing if achieved through petty point-whore voting, and any member who admits to doing so will be removed from the organization.

2. Stopping Portal abuse.

Numerous stolen, malicious, and unsuitable flash are submitted to the Flash Portal every day, and it is our job to ensure that as many of them are removed as possible. Members are expected to report any suspicious flash to the Barracks, including any evidence or doubts that they might have; the moderators who monitor our forum will act on them accordingly.

3. Cleaning up the review system.

Members are expected to be familiar with the review guidelines and whistle abusive reviews when they come across them, and report severe cases of abuse to a review mod. Additionally, members are expected to write helpful reviews, offering constructive criticism and remaining civil even when the author refuses to do so. We must set a good example for other Newgrounders, in hopes that they will improve their own reviews as well.

4. Setting an example for others to follow.

Barracks members are expected to post intelligently, contributing to threads rather than merely dropping a one-liner opinion on it. Flaming, spamming, and other ban-worthy behavior is strictly prohibited, and extreme misbehavior will lead to removal from the EGB.

Members are also expected to act civilly towards all Newgrounders. You are expected to be helpful and patient when dealing with newer members, whether simply showing them the FAQ or explaining more complex concepts that they do not understand. Concepts such as fair voting, intelligent posting/reviewing, and keeping an open mind are essential for newer members to learn, and we are just the ones to teach them.

For those with more experience, you are expected to show respect and understand that they may, in fact, know more about Newgrounds than you do, even if you're a seasoned veteran. This applies both to fellow Barracks members and Newgrounders in the general population.

Members are expected to put reasonable effort into any flash or audio submissions, and be careful with who they become Portal Buddies with. We are quite generous with our definition of reasonable effort; examples of unacceptable submissions would be static images, single frames, ridiculously small loops, or purposefully bad music. Anyone submitting rulebreaking content would, obviously, be removed from the Barracks and reported to Wade.

5. Not starting shit.

As mentioned above, the Barracks has no enemies beyond those who break the rules of the site. Our roster has included current and former members of various flash groups, including the Clock Crew, Barney Bunch, and Kitty Krew, and we are open to anyone willing to follow our principles. Barracks members are expected to be civil to others and not start fights, and anyone found to be starting shit with anyone, even if they deserve it, will be removed. You are representing the Barracks with your actions, and if your actions do not reflect our principles, you will not be a part of the organization.

6. Remaining active with the group.

Barracks members are expected to remain reasonably active in the thread, as well as with their duties. Those who are inactive for long periods (months) may be removed from the roster at any time, and rollcalls are occasionally sent out to all members to determine who is active. Members who expect to be inactive for some time due to IRL reasons (such as school, employment, vacation, etc) should inform the Barracks in advance.

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In addition to the above, please examine the following materials.

The Barracks Manifesto
The Barracks FAQ

*****

So, just let me know, and we'll get you started! And, please, for the love of GOD, do NOT quote this entire thing! :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-09-03 14:44:19


At 9/3/13 02:29 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 9/3/13 01:09 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Oh, by the way, I am a Private now. So can I join the ranks officially here at the EGB?
Hello, Private.

"yes, I agree"

<3


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