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Yay. It's the first of the month. Know what that means (besides the rent being due)?
It's roster time!
I am happy to announce that we, as a group, have had one of our most active months we've seen in a long time. Even our ever-lurking silent leader Eaglerock managed to score a few hundred points. Many users hit some significant milestones, including yours truly. Gamejunkie is running away with the most posts per month - and all of them on bad flashes. Way to go!
And let's not forget Jackho, who got his stripes and is now a Sergeant!
It's times like these that make all the hard work and effort worth it. Thank you, my comrades, for a great month!
Barracks Roster as of May 1st, 2013:
Milestones::
Asandir - 17K saves, 21K total B/P
BenwaHakubi - 3K blams
BrokenDeck - 11K saves, 12K total B/P
byteslinger - 87K saves, 100K total B/P
Coop - 86K saves, 117K total B/P
Cootie - 30K saves, 35K total B/P
Decky - 15K saves
EagleRock - 52K total B/P (HE LIVES!)
GameJunkie - 37K saves, 59K total B/P
Jackho - 5K total B/P
Jolly - 39K saves, 45K total B/P
RohantheBarbarian - 23K saves
Sectus - 3K saves
Spretznaz - 10K total B/P
Promotions::
Jackho - Sergeant - CONGRATS!
Entering or Leaving the Barracks::
None
The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 117,195 | 1,063 | 35.43 | B | +011.31 | Coop Sup. Commander | 10 | C
02) 100,973 | 1,054 | 35.13 | B | +015.32 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 5 | C
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 59,481 | 1,064 | 35.47 | B | +026.82 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 65 | A
05) 56,132 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 52,129 | 0,229 | 07.63 | C | +444.44 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 8 | C
07) 45,634 | 1,163 | 38.77 | B | +002.92 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 35,146 | 0,871 | 29.03 | B | +103.98 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 30,957 | 0,037 | 01.23 | D | +208.33 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 25,153 | 0,011 | 00.37 | D | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
11) 21,199 | 1,083 | 36.10 | B | +033.37 | Asandir Brig. General | 11 | C
12) 17,379 | 0,317 | 10.57 | C | -064.89 | Decky Major | 2 | D
13) 14,300 | 0,229 | 07.63 | C | -051.07 | Chrausner Captain | 0 | F
14) 12,312 | 0,954 | 31.80 | B | +043.46 | BrokenDeck Praporshchik | 0 | F
15) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
16) 10,032 | 0,102 | 03.40 | D | -069.46 | Spretznaz Sgt. Major | 18 | B
17) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 5 | C
18) 6,460 | 0,013 | 00.43 | D | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,385 | 0,011 | 00.37 | D | +022.22 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 3 | D
21) 6,337 | 0,089 | 02.97 | D | +169.70 | ZJ Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 5,966 | 0,056 | 01.87 | D | +300.00 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant | 9 | C
23) 5,027 | 0,038 | 01.27 | D | -067.24 | Jackho Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 3,682 | 0,113 | 03.77 | D | -048.87 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 4 | D
Top 5 Gainers::
Jolly - 1,163 (13.69% of total)
Asandir - 1,083 (12.75% of total)
GameJunkie - 1,064 (12.52% of total)
Coop - 1,063 (12.51% of total)
byteslinger - 1,054 (12.40% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 63.87% of B/P points (5,427 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (28)
Coop (11) - can you get to 12?
byteslinger (3)
GameJunkie (2)
Total gain for month: 8,497 (19 Active Members)
That's 283.23 per day, or 14.91 per day per active member.
Well done, all...well done, indeed!
*Salutes*
Hello thanks for the list Byteslinger I think I may quit this club for now I'm hardly on here anymore, and I don't deposit as much. My posts were not on topic for a while were they? I think this club is stillcool I wish I could get excited like I used too. The redesign was the trouble I miss the old Newgrounds.
Archer I'm a good shot!
Nothing but an add for their site and/or merchandise on their site. Of course, what do you expect from
http://bustedtees.newgrounds.com/
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Nothing but an ad for their XXX (real, not hentai) app and site.
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Hey all, just popping in to tell you guys that I'll be taking a break for a little while. I'll hopefully be able to be back after this month, but right now, let's just say I've got about six billion things irl to deal with, including APs/finals. See y'all around, then.
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Considering the author comments say "just something I found" I'd say it's stolen :/
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Uploaded by the same author, so most likely stolen as well.
Stolen, from FLAZZ. Name's in the bottom corner, but also, stolen per author comments. Whatever works. :)
Gay porn:
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This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.
Fileswap:
The original file was swapped out and now it's just over-loud music and very small text, and a tasteless, cartoon gore pic. Psycopath signed the rant text, so any punishment/ban/etc should go toward him, over the others. It is still possible to click PLAY if you're fast. Just wait a sec.
A one-picture slideshow and music:
Guy wants this removed per author comments. File has been removed/replaced, and it now sux.
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At first I thought it was some kinda beat-the-clock game but turned out it looked more like spam.
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This one is made mostly of images.
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Definitely stolen as I happened across it way back in the 90s. The title screen has the original author although it goes fast. Faggot3000 the uploader also threatened me in an IM when I said it was such in the reviews.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!
At 5/5/13 04:08 PM, MatthewF wrote: Definitely stolen as I happened across it way back in the 90s. The title screen has the original author although it goes fast. Faggot3000 the uploader also threatened me in an IM when I said it was such in the reviews.
Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.
At 5/6/13 05:38 AM, Coop wrote: Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.
Well if the mods actually did something about theivery....
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!
At 5/6/13 11:38 AM, MatthewF wrote:At 5/6/13 05:38 AM, Coop wrote: Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.Well if the mods actually did something about theivery....
It's not in my remit, son.
I do reviews and forums, not the portal in any way, shape or form.
Also, do not open this, it's a screamer and should just be blammed, as it auto prints, along with a gay porn slide:
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At 5/6/13 02:14 PM, Coop wrote:
Also, do not open this, it's a screamer and should just be blammed, as it auto prints, along with a gay porn slide:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/617113
Never stood a chance of getting blammed coop since it was already removed by the mod team.
At 5/6/13 02:14 PM, Coop wrote:At 5/6/13 11:38 AM, MatthewF wrote:It's not in my remit, son.At 5/6/13 05:38 AM, Coop wrote: Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.Well if the mods actually did something about theivery....
I do reviews and forums, not the portal in any way, shape or form.
Also, do not open this, it's a screamer and should just be blammed, as it auto prints, along with a gay porn slide:
The same guy has reuploaded it here, again do not open it:
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At 5/6/13 04:20 PM, Nimhster2 wrote:
The same guy has reuploaded it here, again do not open it:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/617128
The new upload funny car is the same thing......
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!
Gay porn printer hack:
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Anyone know an easy way to stop this once it starts?
Ctrl Alt Delete
Click your browser hit End Task. That is the only thing I can think of. Thankfully the hack made my flashplayer crash....
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!
At 5/6/13 02:14 PM, Coop wrote:At 5/6/13 11:38 AM, MatthewF wrote:It's not in my remit, son.At 5/6/13 05:38 AM, Coop wrote: Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.Well if the mods actually did something about theivery....
I do reviews and forums, not the portal in any way, shape or form.
Also, do not open this, it's a screamer and should just be blammed, as it auto prints, along with a gay porn slide:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/617113
Homersimpson's got multiple accounts, as the number in the username changes, 101, 102, etc. He's up to 104, that I know of. Someone delete them all or please notify Wade. I've bugged Wade enough already today. I reported only the 104 account.
At 5/6/13 06:38 PM, MatthewF wrote: Ctrl Alt Delete
Click your browser hit End Task. That is the only thing I can think of. Thankfully the hack made my flashplayer crash....
I had multiple tabs open, but nothing I couldn't lose. Thanks. :)
Another gay porn printing screamer.
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"Censorship is telling a man that he cannot have a steak just because a baby cannot chew it." - Mark Twain
Indian Wars (currently under judgement) is an improved version of Gladiator Wars and Gangster Wars.
This is all 'captured gameplay footage' from the game and/or trailer. It says so in the author notes. They added music but it's from the movies. So, the footage was copied,a nd the music is from the movies. What user generated content is here? It looks like a trailer, but I didn't search around very long.
