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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 19:52:58


Man..I think we should try to promote our forum some more. I'll add a link to my sig in a moment......

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 20:09:25


At 2/14/06 07:18 PM, nimmer wrote: what do you guys think of the new NG look?
or am i that stoned?

Stone cold


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 20:25:51


LIttlewashu you're gonna love thisCheck it out


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 20:37:19


At 2/14/06 08:25 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: LIttlewashu you're gonna love thisCheck it out

.......Wow 70 people have already marked it as abusive

In other news I have finally put a link for our forums in my sig

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 20:45:25


At 2/14/06 08:25 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: LIttlewashu you're gonna love thisCheck it out

Sweet jesus. Nice find.

On other gossip, I just came onto NG and I freaking LOVE the changes. I just hope Wade would hurry with them stickers. It's been over 6 weeks now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 21:31:41


At 2/14/06 08:25 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: LIttlewashu you're gonna love thisCheck it out

Oh my... That is crazy, 70+ marks? Haha.

Nice find, nice find...

I am going to be working on a member list tomorrow everyone (_)=D; I cant guarantee it will be done tomorrow but either tomorrow or the next day if I have a lot of free time.

I am pumped for it!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:03:24


My little gift to all our awesome members. Happy Valentines everyone. Share the love.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:04:45


At 2/14/06 03:10 PM, Bahamut- wrote: I'm aware I've probably said this before, but you're crazy! Seriously, 250000 B/P points is over twice as much as MPA has. It's only a goal, but it's still extremely crazy. However, I must be crazier since the most B/P points I want is 700000 blams, 77777 saves to make it 777777 B/P! :D

Great, Bahamut-, we will see who stops first. Maybe the guy who lives longer will be the b/p king. :P www.deathclock.com is an interesting site where it can calculate how long you can live. The system told me that I will be among the livings until 85, so hopefully, you will also live long enough so that we can compete. XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:05:20


Sorry fellow Barracks.
Rough week

Well, on friday, a BIG F****** truck hit my power cord, so I couldn't acess the internet or watch TV. So we called them, and the TV was up. I thought the internet might be up too, because their both powered by optimum. Well, I using AOL, and it's hella slow, so I might not be preforming as much. I already missed 4 days of B/Ping and depositing points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:12:54


Once again, Major_punk, it is a nice way to caculas. However, what if a user stops depositing and focuses on his other stats? A level 1 user COULD have 30 exp points, 1 post, 0 review, 10000 b/p points if he never deposits. According to your way of calculating, he will score a 10 although he does not have the fastest pace. My question is: is there another to calculate this?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:36:46


Sorry for being away, but I was busy again. Plus, I've been dealing with the whole Alliance thing and talking to people about the situation. I'll be addressing the NGPD in the near future about the matter and developments.

DEFCON Update:

Today's just been crazy, so I haven't been able to get to the DEFCON. I currently have it at DEFCON 3, even though it might go higher if the submissions keep coming. Today has been crazy!

Also, I'd like to add that I've been given another promotion by my superiors...I am now Captain EagleRock! Captain was the rank I was waiting for since a while, so I'm very pleased! Ever do I serve my Portal honorably!

At 2/14/06 04:38 PM, Major_punk wrote: It's based on how low your exp ranking is, but ofcourse this is seriously flawed because for example all someone has to do is quit depositing and they'll be ranked a 10 in no time.

Of course. I like the system though, as most people that care about NG wouldn't be willing to forego XP for a benchmark like this...

~X~
Hopefully I can see that symbol here more often. Sir.

I agree with that, First Lieutenant. We miss you here in the Barracks!

Since theres some interest present I might aswell post this:
Note: I'm only tallying users who posted their stats
Note: This doesn't mean anything real
Rank|Score|Exp percent|Name

01) : 9 : : 09.9% EagleRock

I like it, though! I guess my B/P rate serves me well for this purpose...if only I can get to 10 points...

At 2/14/06 06:30 PM, Biff777 wrote: Private Biff reporting in to confirm that I've joined up.

Welcome to the Barracks, Private!

At 2/14/06 07:29 PM, SlashFireheart wrote:
At 2/14/06 07:18 PM, nimmer wrote: what do you guys think of the new NG look?
or am i that stoned?
I love it. I was like "WTF" when I first saw it, but omg...it's sexy. ^_^
And so...orange!

I like it a lot, actually. I think it's the best look for Newgrounds yet. Came in class, too, when I was refreshing to check the Portal. I was like...woah.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:42:36


I downloaded Firefox, after EagleRock recommended it to me...sexy. Much sexier than dumb aol explorer, and ten times sexier than Internet Explorer. On page seven of the New Header post is a bunch of links to put in adblock...I stuck them in and wow! So much crap is gone! Plus I downloaded the "redshift" theme...internets heaven. :-P
Firefox, will you be my valentine?


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was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:43:59


At 2/14/06 10:36 PM, EagleRock-My-World wrote: Also, I'd like to add that I've been given another promotion by my superiors...I am now Captain EagleRock! Captain was the rank I was waiting for since a while, so I'm very pleased! Ever do I serve my Portal honorably!

Sorry for the double post, assuming no one posts before this, but congratulations, sir! Captain is a rank I long for, as well! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:53:24


At 2/14/06 04:53 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: At 2/14/06 04:38 PM, Major_punk wrote: Just before you fall asleep the persons mind goes totally blank and then they drift off into sleep. Well as soon as I notice I'm starting to fall asleep I start thinking (hey i'm falling asleep!) and I snap out of it. It's a repeating cycle that goes on for hours.
That happens to me whenever I try to go to sleep when I'm not tired enough. I have to be at a certain level of exhaustion to fall asleep for the night... The last time I slept over 8 hours on a school night was 5 years ago.

You got to be kidding me, even I sometimes catch a lucky break and fall asleep in the first 1/2 hour and get a good nights sleep, but thats rare for me. I think I can assume you get alot more on weekends though etc.

On average I get about 5-6 hours of sleep on school nights and 12 hours on weekends if there no need for waking up.
If it wasn't for the weekend I'd probibly be dead. =P

If you can count till 1000 slowly in your head while at bed then you really can't sleep well... I tried on several occasions

Me to, except I tried the old imagineing sheep jumping over a fence and counting them as the jump. heh.

I just think about stuff I wish I had ( in fantasies I'm a detail fanatic ) so making up stuff to think about is easy...

I've done that, but that doesn't cause me to doze off, I never slip out of consciousness... just normal thinking as if it were in the middle of the afternoon.

Read a good book,

I've tried that to get my mind rolling yet no success, I've tried the T.V, music (on softly) but in the end it just distracts me.

I hear Dan Brown is popular this time of year.

Never heard of him. I doubt I'll be buying any books anyway.

At 2/14/06 06:30 PM, Biff777 wrote:
Private Biff reporting in to confirm that I've joined up.

Hello.

At 2/14/06 06:45 PM, SlashFireheart wrote:
Welcome, Private!
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Slash

Are you just copy/pasting?

prays for PM system:

Isn't going to happen.

At 2/14/06 07:31 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
Hopefully a PM system.

No way.

congrats on reply 4000 for the barracks.

Fastest growing thread from start to prsent that I'm aware of.
Although the Mafia is going pretty fast lately.

At 2/14/06 08:25 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
LIttlewashu you're gonna love thisCheck it out

Lmao!

At 2/14/06 09:31 PM, Afro_sauce wrote:
I am going to be working on a member list tomorrow everyone (_)=D; I cant guarantee it will be done tomorrow but either tomorrow or the next day if I have a lot of free time.

Great to hear. If you want I can supply you with all the current active members, so you won't have to go through all the pages since your last update (pg 113) to find the new joiners.

Reply on EGB forums PM.

I am pumped for it!

As am I.

as am I.
At 2/14/06 10:04 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
Maybe the guy who lives longer will be the b/p king. :P www.deathclock.com is an interesting site where it can calculate how long you can live.

Haha! that's awesome.
Apparently I'll live until June 9 2064, too bad I wanted to live until 2100. =/

At 2/14/06 10:05 PM, -Rule- wrote:
Sorry fellow Barracks.
Well, on friday, a BIG F****** truck hit my power cord, so I couldn't acess the internet

Dude that fucking sucks, hopefully it wasnt too bad.
Is it back on now or are you on a public computer?

so I might not be preforming as much. I already missed 4 days of B/Ping and depositing points.

Your most definately excused sir.
This may seem odd to you since we really don't know each other too much, but if your still without power at your house I can deposit for you if you wish.

I have a few designated depositers myself and it's a big stress relief, Luckily I have never had to use any except Afro_stud back in October, but it's always nice to know theres people to back you up, just for those freak accidents.

At 2/14/06 10:12 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
Once again, Major_punk, it is a nice way to caculas. However, what if a user stops depositing and focuses on his other stats? A level 1 user COULD have 30 exp points, 1 post, 0 review, 10000 b/p points if he never deposits. According to your way of calculating, he will score a 10 although he does not have the fastest pace.

Exactly, that's why that "scale" is so flawed. But I find it as a nice thing to have to keep personally, to find your own strengths and weaknesses if your into stats like that.

My question is: is there another to calculate this?

You mean like another way to measure how active a user is? Probibly but I'm unaware of it. I'll try to think of something though.

At 2/14/06 10:36 PM, EagleRock-My-World wrote:
Sorry for being away, but I was busy again. Plus, I've been dealing with the whole Alliance thing and talking to people about the situation. I'll be addressing the NGPD in the near future about the matter and developments.

I've read about it. Maybe we should start calling you EagleEye? Tracking people down even on different forums... impressive.

I've been given another promotion by my superiors...I am now Captain EagleRock! Captain

Congrats Captain!
Hopefully I can join you with that rank before the weekend. =)

At 2/14/06 10:42 PM, SlashFireheart wrote:
I downloaded Firefox,
On page seven of the New Header post is a bunch of links to put in adblock...I stuck them in and wow! So much crap is gone!

Page 7? Why theres my name! But ya RupeeClock is a life-saver.
By the way, if anyone is looking for good flash and review reponse check him out.

Firefox, will you be my valentine?

haha! XD

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End of day report:

85+ b/p. Raising my average to 62.30/day.
1 review, 0 responses, 1 flagged review, 13 posts. Milestone: 8,000 blams.

Crazy valentines day this has been. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 22:54:40


At 2/14/06 10:36 PM, EagleRock-My-World wrote: Also, I'd like to add that I've been given another promotion by my superiors...I am now Captain EagleRock! Captain was the rank I was waiting for since a while, so I'm very pleased! Ever do I serve my Portal honorably!

Congragulations sir! It must be a good feeling knowing your now captain. Listen to the sound of that...Captain EagleRock. :salute:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 23:13:16


At 2/14/06 08:25 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: LIttlewashu you're gonna love thisCheck it out

Thanks for the gift and here is Mine to all the guys in here including the fastest B/P in here

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 23:48:27


At 2/14/06 10:42 PM, SlashFireheart wrote: Firefox, will you be my valentine?

Yes, it's a great browser. Enjoy!

At 2/14/06 10:43 PM, SlashFireheart wrote: Sorry for the double post, assuming no one posts before this, but congratulations, sir! Captain is a rank I long for, as well! :salute:

Thanks for the congrats, Second Lieutenant!

At 2/14/06 10:53 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 2/14/06 10:36 PM, EagleRock-My-World wrote:
Sorry for being away, but I was busy again. Plus, I've been dealing with the whole Alliance thing and talking to people about the situation. I'll be addressing the NGPD in the near future about the matter and developments.
I've read about it. Maybe we should start calling you EagleEye? Tracking people down even on different forums... impressive.

Haha...actually a friend of mine uses the alias EagleEye...

As far as tracking people, it's not hard if the circumstances are right. I've been doing system administration for almost 6 years now, so it's easy for me to find my way around the Internet.

I've been given another promotion by my superiors...I am now Captain EagleRock! Captain
Congrats Captain!
Hopefully I can join you with that rank before the weekend. =)

I'd be glad to see you as Captain soon! Good luck, First Lieutenant!

At 2/14/06 10:54 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Congragulations sir! It must be a good feeling knowing your now captain. Listen to the sound of that...Captain EagleRock. :salute:

Ahh...the sound is so...perfect...it actually sounds like I'm in a position of power! Thanks for the kind words, Sergeant!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-14 23:54:48


wow. i leave for a day or two and what happens? we get a new Captain! :P well congradulations sir. me and the portal have been very distant these past few days. but hopefully i can get back in there and rack up some more points. i'll need them if i ever want to get in the higher ranks. *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 00:05:42


Days end report:

BP: 64
Reviews: 2
......that survived: 1 for now...
Flags: 0
Exams written: 1

PS - Slash wants to make love to the new layout. He told me. Its true.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 00:11:14


Oh, sorry for double post if this is, but I just noticed that i finally have a 6.00 voting power.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 00:13:53


Day's end report:
Again, a 150 point day! And lots of still UJ entries that'll make points trickle in for a while! Ah, Valentine's Day...you didn't disappoint me. ^_^
Except in the whole I don't have a girlfriend way...but lol, I can dream...

sigh, lol

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 00:17:24


At 2/15/06 12:13 AM, SlashFireheart wrote: Except in the whole I don't have a girlfriend way...but lol, I can dream...
sigh, lol

hehe, and blubber to me over msn. pity it didnt work out for you (you know what i mean)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 00:27:02


End of the day report

B/P 71
submissions flagged 1
reviews flagged 2350

oh here is a resubmitted piece of crap for you to flag http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/295587

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 00:36:51


V-Day Day's End Report:
A solid 80 b/p points for not being home much. It's alot better than this past week with under 50 almost ever day even on the weekend. Very depressing but thanks to today im back on track. Welcome to all the new members today and congrats again EagleRock. Congrat to K-Pingu on the voting power update. Keep protecting the portal everyone. :salute:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 00:46:03


About the Mutant issue, I posted a solution at NGPD, I hope that you guys can take it as consideration. :) LittleWashu, isn't annoying that an obvious resumbittion got blammed before flagged? But I have my faith on you, and I am sure that it is just a matter of time for you to get the gold whistle. I personally prefer flagging submissions that break the rules. But it takes a long while for Wade to clean the mess. But hopefully, I will have a silver whistle soon. PS: I cannot wait to rank up to EGP and join you so that you won't be the on;y girl here. ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 01:06:48


DEFCON Update:

The Portal is slowing down a bit, but not by much. I'm keeping the DEFCON at DEFCON 3 until tomorrow.

At 2/15/06 12:11 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Oh, sorry for double post if this is, but I just noticed that i finally have a 6.00 voting power.

Congratuations, Corporal!

At 2/14/06 11:54 PM, Grizzley wrote: wow. i leave for a day or two and what happens? we get a new Captain! :P well congradulations sir.

Thanks for the congratulations, SFC!

At 2/15/06 12:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
Again, a 150 point day! And lots of still UJ entries that'll make points trickle in for a while! Ah, Valentine's Day...you didn't disappoint me. ^_^

Turns out I hit exactly 150 at this point. However, I'm retiring early tonight, as I am way too tired to go on.

At 2/15/06 12:46 AM, hot_and_charming wrote: About the Mutant issue, I posted a solution at NGPD, I hope that you guys can take it as consideration. :)

I'll respond in the NGPD to your post.

Well, I must retire early tonight, as I am exhausted. Off to the bunks I go!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 07:34:08


At 2/14/06 10:36 PM, EagleRock-My-World wrote: Also, I'd like to add that I've been given another promotion by my superiors...I am now Captain EagleRock! Captain was the rank I was waiting for since a while, so I'm very pleased! Ever do I serve my Portal honorably!

Blast! I hate the fact you are gaining on me that quickly... the only way to beat you is coffee and sunrise to sunset B/P work...By Major rank you might pass me... I blame our education system, for making us learn useless garbage 6 days a week... and my lack f control over sleep...I shall not allow it, honor! I must B/P till my finger snaps of clicking... In which case I'll switch fingers till all ten are gone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 08:21:26


At 2/14/06 03:10 PM, Bahamut- wrote: I'm aware I've probably said this before, but you're crazy! Seriously, 250000 B/P points is over twice as much as MPA has. It's only a goal, but it's still extremely crazy. However, I must be crazier since the most B/P points I want is 700000 blams, 77777 saves to make it 777777 B/P! :D

Why not go for 707070 Blams and 70707 saves. I think it looks like a much nice pattern, but I am anally retentive like that


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 08:40:49


At 2/15/06 08:26 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Ill try, i just dont wish to post nothing in here, but today i have good stuff such as yesterdays holiday was good to me, pushing me up on b/p rank from #36 to #35...

What's your long term goal, sir? Are you gunning to one day take over the top spot? Or is your goal top 10?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-15 08:50:45


At 2/14/06 10:04 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: www.deathclock.com is an interesting site where it can calculate how long you can live.

shit, that littl' old site still exists? WTF. that has been on the net for at least 5 years. and it was an internet craze a while back i tought everybody knew it by now.

The system told me that I will be among the livings until 85, so hopefully, you will also live long enough so that we can compete. XD

what you reckon that we'll all still be on ng when we're 85????

God i hope not *g*

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