At 1/30/13 05:05 AM, Pinballchico wrote: Think this is a stolen repost
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The Review Request club, the Blammers List (update every 15th), and the Protectors List (Update every 1st). My sig has it all.
Sig by Emperor-Bubba
Some Sudoku Shovelware
say that three times fast
Has anybody else noticed that there are no under judgement flashes at the moment? I wonder why that is.
At 2/1/13 05:40 AM, Decky wrote: Has anybody else noticed that there are no under judgement flashes at the moment? I wonder why that is.
Flash publishing is glitching right now :\
At 2/1/13 06:41 AM, Chrausner wrote:At 2/1/13 05:40 AM, Decky wrote: Has anybody else noticed that there are no under judgement flashes at the moment? I wonder why that is.Yeah, its like a ceasefire right now...
They (the admins) said that they were 'testing' something.
Looks like they also added two new auras (writer & reader). My favorite aura thus far!
And that 'Feeds' thing...I can't seem to open it.
Yup. As of 9:00 it's still down. It went down sometime after midnight - no one seems to have any experience (5 votes) for today based on NG Log analysis. NG Logs can still read the pages, but experience is stalled.
Let's enjoy the quiet. Once the fine code gurus fix this glitch I am sure we will be exposed to the same level of raw sewage we've been shovelling for the past few years.
The problem is this: What will Spretznaz, GameJunkie and Decky do with all that spare time while the portal is idle?
BTW - Will post roster a little later...
I've been wanting a small break from B/Ping for a while so I don't entirely mind the portal not working for now.
At 2/1/13 06:41 AM, Chrausner wrote: Looks like they also added two new auras (writer & reader). My favorite aura thus far!
I guess that means the Lit portal is coming soon.
At 2/1/13 09:03 AM, byteslinger wrote: Yup. As of 9:00 it's still down. It went down sometime after midnight - no one seems to have any experience (5 votes) for today based on NG Log analysis. NG Logs can still read the pages, but experience is stalled.
It's working fine for me.
Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2013:
Yes, it's that time of month again (no, not THAT time...) where we can extoll the virtues of this fine group in a public forum, bringing light to all those who tirelessly continue to fight the good fight.
As a side note - none of the members that were dropped last month contacted me about the roster - or for anything else, for that matter. I guess it really was time to reclassify them all as inactive.
Milestones::
byteslinger - 84K saves
Chrausner - 11K saves, 12K total B/P
Coop - 83K saves, 114K total B/P
Cootie - 28K saves, 33K total B/P
Decky - 12K saves, 15K total B/P
GameJunkie - 35K saves, 56K total B/P
Jolly - 36K saves, 42K total B/P
Spretznaz - 8K saves, 8K total B/P
ZJ - 6K total B/P
Promotions::
Chrausner - Praporshchik
Spretznaz - Sgt. First Class
ZJ - Staff Sergeant
No members entered or left the Barracks this month.
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 114,126 | 1,016 | 32.77 | B | -002.03 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 97,996 | 0,939 | 30.29 | B | +001.51 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 56,679 | 0,892 | 28.77 | B | +001.13 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander +1 | 40 | A
05) 56,119 | 0,011 | 00.35 | D | +266.67 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F
06) 51,861 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 42,141 | 1,082 | 34.90 | B | -000.82 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 33,122 | 0,849 | 27.39 | B | -010.82 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 30,883 | 0,029 | 00.94 | D | -006.45 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 25,139 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | -099.52 | Gimmick General | 1 | D
11) 19,249 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +050.00 | Asandir Colonel | 0 | F
12) 15,023 | 0,984 | 31.74 | B | +011.06 | Decky Captain | 15 | B
13) 12,148 | 1,244 | 40.13 | A | -002.05 | Chrausner Praporshchik | 5 | C
14) 10,586 | 0,128 | 04.13 | D | -003.76 | BrokenDeck Sgt. Major | 0 | F
15) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
16) 8,749 | 0,969 | 31.26 | B | +015.63 | Spretznaz Sgt. First Class | 45 | A
17) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 11 | C
18) 6,447 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,355 | 0,019 | 00.61 | D | +046.15 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,086 | 0,226 | 07.29 | C | +115.24 | ZJ Staff Sergeant | 3 | D
22) 5,877 | 0,034 | 01.10 | D | -047.69 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 4,790 | 0,134 | 04.32 | D | +021.82 | Jackho Corporal | 0 | F
24) 3,235 | 0,030 | 00.97 | D | -081.93 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 0 | F
Top 5 Gainers::
Chrausner - 1,244 (14.48% of total)
Jolly - 1,082 (12.59% of total)
Coop - 1,016 (11.83% of total)
Decky - 984 (11.45% of total)
Spretznaz - 969 (11.28% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 61.63% of B/P points (5,295 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (25)
Coop (8)
Chrausner (2)
Total gain for month: 8,591 (18 Active Members)
That's 277.13 per day, or 15.40 per day per active member.
And again, GameJunkie, Spretznaz and Decky lead the way in tracking down stolen and duplicate flash entries. Well done, soldiers - well done, indeed.
Oh, and Jolly has hit 25 months continuous in the top 5 - can he best Coop's 40 and my 41? We shall see...
Thanks to all of you, the portal is a safer and nicer place. Keep fighting the good fight - we do make a difference!
*Salutes*
At 2/1/13 10:50 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2013:
Thank you very much.
Yes, it's that time of month again (no, not THAT time...)
Yikes! LOL!!!
Stuff
Thanks for all that.
And there's this Angry Birds game rip off yet again, again, again, again. There's an echo in here.
evitapal is post/remove correct? Standard operating procedure and all that jazz.
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At 2/1/13 10:50 AM, byteslinger wrote: Yes, it's that time of month again (no, not THAT time...)
I fear if I had laughed at that more my vaginal wall would have collapsed and trickled out of my body over the period of 4-5 days.
As a side note - none of the members that were dropped last month contacted me about the roster - or for anything else, for that matter.
That's a shame, I really would have thought that EmmDubya would have, I know he posted not too long ago in the forums. Sad to see an ex NGPD member basically turn his back on the portal. I'm sure he has his reasons.
Milestones::
Decky - 12K saves, 15K total B/P
Well, it has been a rather slow month for me but I guess I did stumble across that milestone right at the end. Congrats to all of the other milestones and promotions this month, keep it up guys.
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
11) 19,249 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +050.00 | Asandir Colonel | 0 | F
12) 15,023 | 0,984 | 31.74 | B | +011.06 | Decky Captain | 15 | B
13) 12,148 | 1,244 | 40.13 | A | -002.05 | Chrausner Praporshchik | 5 | C
It was a quiet life in the just below top 10 list, then Chrausner arrived hahaha. Got a feeling that you'll be the first user to overtake me on the list in a few months. Keep it up, I just don't have the spare time anymore.
Top 5 Gainers::
Chrausner - 1,244 (14.48% of total)
Jolly - 1,082 (12.59% of total)
Coop - 1,016 (11.83% of total)
Decky - 984 (11.45% of total)
Spretznaz - 969 (11.28% of total)
I'm happy to be fourth.
And again, GameJunkie, Spretznaz and Decky lead the way in tracking down stolen and duplicate flash entries. Well done, soldiers - well done, indeed.
Thanks Byte but I really don't think I did enough in the last month, right know I don't have the time to check the portal as often as I once did. Hopefully some more free time will arrive soon.
*Salutes*
*Salutes*
Only 21% of the people in this club posted more than I did this month.
I could've guessed it though. Most of the posts here are made by five people.
The Review Request club, the Blammers List (update every 15th), and the Protectors List (Update every 1st). My sig has it all.
Sig by Emperor-Bubba
Spretznaz returns to the EGB after a horribly busy day and
At 2/1/13 10:50 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2013:
Holy shit, it's February already? My internal calendar needs some major fine tuning, it seems.
Yes, it's that time of month again (no, not THAT time...)
Uh...moving on, then.
As a side note - none of the members that were dropped last month contacted me about the roster - or for anything else, for that matter. I guess it really was time to reclassify them all as inactive.
I'm not sure who exactly was on that list, but most of the ones I do remember are unknown to me because they stopped posting long before I signed up. Guess they just left after a while or something.
Milestones::
Spretznaz - 8K saves, 8K total B/P
It still looks like my total saves are extremely consistent with my total B/P. I don't see that changing anytime soon, either. Congrats to all the other milestones, looks like there was quite a haul this month.
Promotions::
Chrausner - Praporshchik
Spretznaz - Sgt. First Class
ZJ - Staff Sergeant
Because there's now a 1500 B/P gap in between ranks for me nowadays, I probably won't be ranking up nearly as consistently these days. Congrats to Chrausner and ZJ as well.
No members entered or left the Barracks this month.
The List:
15) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
16) 8,749 | 0,969 | 31.26 | B | +015.63 | Spretznaz Sgt. First Class | 45 | A
17) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 11 | C
The gaps on this list have honestly always been far too large for me to even think about moving up/down anytime soon. I definitely won't be going anywhere at least until April, that's for sure.
Top 5 Gainers::
Chrausner - 1,244 (14.48% of total)
Jolly - 1,082 (12.59% of total)
Coop - 1,016 (11.83% of total)
Decky - 984 (11.45% of total)
Spretznaz - 969 (11.28% of total)
Hey, I actually made it this time, and not with just 700 points!
Top 5 users accounted for 61.63% of B/P points (5,295 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (25)
Coop (8)
Chrausner (2)
And again, GameJunkie, Spretznaz and Decky lead the way in tracking down stolen and duplicate flash entries. Well done, soldiers - well done, indeed.
I've honestly been seeing FAR less crap in the portal within the past month or so-don't know if that's either because the spammers mysteriously decided to stop submitting (unlikely) or if the Portal Mods finally decided to check their domain every once in a while. Hopefully this means the portal's going to be far cleaner in 2013 than it was last year.
*Salutes*
*Salutes*
At 2/1/13 04:39 PM, Spretznaz wrote: I've honestly been seeing FAR less crap in the portal within the past month or so-don't know if that's either because the spammers mysteriously decided to stop submitting (unlikely) or if the Portal Mods finally decided to check their domain every once in a while. Hopefully this means the portal's going to be far cleaner in 2013 than it was last year.
Could you please stop taking so much credit and giving us so little? Just because you post the submission here doesn't mean you're personally responsible for the removal of it. 90% of the submissions that I remove are because I saw them while B/Ping. Just because you posted it here before we remove it doesn't mean we're lazy and depend entirely on you.
Several of us portal mods are regular B/Pers, so we obviously check "our domain" on a regular basis. Give us a little credit.
At 2/1/13 05:11 PM, Jolly wrote: Could you please stop taking so much credit and giving us so little? Just because you post the submission here doesn't mean you're personally responsible for the removal of it. 90% of the submissions that I remove are because I saw them while B/Ping. Just because you posted it here before we remove it doesn't mean we're lazy and depend entirely on you.
Several of us portal mods are regular B/Pers, so we obviously check "our domain" on a regular basis. Give us a little credit.
I wasn't "taking the credit," I was actually giving it to you guys, if you read it. I just said it far less eloquently than I should have.
Nice to see you on here again Decky ,I don't go to the portal much I would like too though. The Roster the month has just flown by now it is February and my b/p the same as usual. I have not checked the portal for ages .I may have a look soon would be interesting to see what is on there. I have just checked the portal all purple so far busy by the looks of it. Not seen the portal so busy in ages.
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 2/1/13 07:38 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Nice to see you on here again Decky
Cheers Phantomlass :).
The Roster the month has just flown by now it is February and my b/p the same as usual.
Only eleven more months of 2013 hahaha. By this time next year I can't see myself getting anywhere near the amount of my usual B/P, going to university and what not. I'm guessing at one point you got a lot more yourself, all users rise and fall in activity.
I have just checked the portal all purple so far busy by the looks of it. Not seen the portal so busy in ages.
It's been having a few days recently where there has been more then 50 flashes under judgement at the same time. Good times for getting saves, blams are still rare though.
The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level11) 19,249 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +050.00 | Asandir Colonel | 0 | F
12) 15,023 | 0,984 | 31.74 | B | +011.06 | Decky Captain | 15 | B
13) 12,148 | 1,244 | 40.13 | A | -002.05 | Chrausner Praporshchik | 5 | C
14) 10,586 | 0,128 | 04.13 | D | -003.76 | BrokenDeck Sgt. Major | 0 | F
I got no idea.
But here's some good ol' Zapxo Shovelware.
Extreme volume and rapidly flashing lights from our good friend GAYDADBUTTFAG:
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At 2/1/13 10:36 PM, Exedor wrote: Extreme volume and rapidly flashing lights from our good friend GAYDADBUTTFAG:
I'm not sure if that one is against the rules. True it shouldn't pass judgement but I think it'll just be left to be blammed.
At 2/1/13 11:04 PM, Decky wrote:At 2/1/13 10:36 PM, Exedor wrote: Extreme volume and rapidly flashing lights from our good friend GAYDADBUTTFAG:I'm not sure if that one is against the rules. True it shouldn't pass judgement but I think it'll just be left to be blammed.
Silly geese.
*salutes*
Hello, Barracks!
Eagle here just to give everyone a quick note about the EGB Forums. They were down yesterday for a bit because I was revamping my web server quite a bit. I had to do a bunch of cleanup on the back-end, but the site is running smoother than ever! Just note, however, that some of your bookmarks and links might not work. Whereas before I was using all these crazy redirects and stuff to host the site, now I'm hosting directly on the default HTML port. From now on, you can use the following URL to get to the forums:
Also, since the website had to be moved (logically, not physically), the cookies are now different. So if you had your account automatically log in, you will need to log in again. Sorry for any inconvenience this might have caused, but I think it should be much better for everyone.
Anyway, if you are having any trouble with the Forums, please let me know and I'll do what I can to help. Thanks!
At 2/1/13 10:50 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of February 1st, 2013:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 114,126 | 1,016 | 32.77 | B | -002.03 | Coop Sup. Commander | 0 | F
02) 97,996 | 0,939 | 30.29 | B | +001.51 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 1 | D
Looks like I'm starting to slow down...
It also appears that byteslinger is close to becoming the 2nd Barracks member to 100,000 B/P, behind yours truly.
Thanks for the update and it's good to see EagleRock around here once more.
At 2/2/13 04:42 PM, EagleRock wrote: *salutes*
Hello, Barracks!
Greetings, oh wise and invisible leader.
Eagle here just to give everyone a quick note about the EGB Forums. They were down yesterday for a bit because I was revamping my web server quite a bit. I had to do a bunch of cleanup on the back-end, but the site is running smoother than ever! Just note, however, that some of your bookmarks and links might not work. Whereas before I was using all these crazy redirects and stuff to host the site, now I'm hosting directly on the default HTML port. From now on, you can use the following URL to get to the forums:
http://egb.eagleworld.net
Yes, I noticed that access was a bit flaky. I figured you were sucking up all your bandwidth with your Minecraft server.
Also, since the website had to be moved (logically, not physically), the cookies are now different. So if you had your account automatically log in, you will need to log in again. Sorry for any inconvenience this might have caused, but I think it should be much better for everyone.
Does that include the lovely bots that keep adding bogus entries to the Barracks Recruitment Desk? We're getting 4-6 a day. Any way you can tighten that up?
Anyway, if you are having any trouble with the Forums, please let me know and I'll do what I can to help. Thanks!
The only real trouble I'm having is missing you and your witty banter. :) You've been away for quite some time - please don't wait so long to check in again, ok?
Good to hear from you again, sir. Does this mean we have to clear out all of the equipment we "found" and stored in your office? I am fairly certain most of it wasn't stolen... And, no, IBM won't miss that old prototype "Watson" system we "acquired" a few months ago (that's the big silver and blue humming box we installed the old bomb shelter under your office. It's glitchy as Hell...it's trying to learn and adapt, but it keeps answering every query in the form of a question. It also calls everyone "Alex". I'm working on the code now (actually, I'm working on getting into the code now - damn proprietary AI!) but if all goes well I think I can make it learn what flashes should be passed and what should be tanked, and let it monitor the front lines with it's own automated blam rifle.
Or, we can turn it into the world's fastest game server...we'll see.
Welcome back, sir!
*Salutes*
asitgames
Again.
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I think it was deleted before already. Hard to tell as these mario bike shovelware games are so rare.
Generic shovelware match3.
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Slideshow made with Windows Slideshow Maker. He tried to submit a story via the author comments. The "animation" was just a front. NG Rules: "Do not submit pictures in a slide show format with no interactivity." I sent him a message as to where in the Forums he can post his story so he knows what to do now, but this is just a slideshow.
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