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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-10-31 18:07:57


Halloween was pretty quiet in my area no real trick or treat I missed most of Halloween I will look at some flashes. I heard about the terrible storm I'm real sorry for you people over in America. I saw some of the awful stuff on the news I hope it goes soon. I have looked at old games one I cant believe they ever released is Action 52 for the NES in 1991, and about 199 dollars the same as a console almost!


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-10-31 18:32:24


Still without power here and at most clients. But I found out that I can have the internet if I power up my cable modem and router. I dont have a generator, but I dug around my electronic shelves and found a 12v dc to 120v ac power inverter.
i rigged it with a car adapter and plugged it in my car - then let the engine idle as I ran a 100ft orange extension cord from my car to my office. plugged a power strip into the cord. and then powered up my modem, router and laptop.

3 minutes later I'm online. who else but a geek would use a 2012 ford fiesta as a power source for their internet connection?

cant stay on long with gas at $4 a gallon - but hey, it works.

btw lost a few trees here - including one through my den. big hole in roof above my favorite comfy chair. what a mess! no gear lost and no one hurt so that's what matters.

I'll check in later or tomorrow...keep fighting the good fight!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-10-31 20:12:37


At 10/31/12 06:32 PM, byteslinger wrote: I dug around my electronic shelves and found a 12v dc to 120v ac power inverter. i rigged it with a car adapter and plugged it in my car - then let the engine idle as I ran a 100ft orange extension cord from my car to my office. plugged a power strip into the cord. and then powered up my modem, router and laptop.

All that just to avoid having to read a book and / or go to bed early.

I fucking love this website.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-10-31 22:11:36


We blam crap like this, right?


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-10-31 22:44:53


At 10/31/12 10:11 PM, Tremulos wrote: We blam crap like this, right?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605311
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605312

Well most sane people do. Just give them '0' and carry on.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-10-31 23:04:51


At 10/31/12 06:32 PM, byteslinger wrote: 3 minutes later I'm online. who else but a geek would use a 2012 ford fiesta as a power source for their internet connection?

I think there was an XKCD comic about how resourceful geeks can be when setting up an internet connection in a new apartment. It's true, isn't it?

Also, I'm astounded. Every time I find a crap flash in the Portal and go to post it here, someone else has already posted it here. Like clockwork, without fail. You guys are on top of things.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 02:53:59


I have reasonable suspicion the 123bee is back under a new name "beearcade".
http://beearcade.newgrounds.com/

They are already posting generic kissing games.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 02:56:01


Will they ever learn?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 03:41:33


LOL! You guys above missed this one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 03:45:50


At 11/1/12 03:41 AM, gamejunkie wrote: LOL! You guys above missed this one.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605327

Oops! Sorry I forgot to mention, it's a gamesgow alt.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 06:36:09


Is it only me that becomes suspicious of a game that is submitted by a user with "game" or "games" in their username? God dam Gamesgrow made me untrusting.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 11:27:31


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 21:16:54


Auto-spawns popups to their site at different points during the game


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 21:19:38


Stencyl tutorial


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 21:42:08


Barracks Roster as of November 1st, 2012:

byte is, for the most part, unable to get online at the moment because of the recent hurricane. I'm the former EGB roster manager and, so that the roster doesn't have to be delayed any, byte and I decided that I will be posting the roster again this month.

Milestones::
BrokenDeck - 9K saves
byteslinger - 82K saves, 95K total B/P
Coop - 30K blams, 81K saves, 111K total B/P
Cootie - 26K saves
Decky - 2K blams, 10K saves, 12K total B/P
GameJunkie - 33K saves, 54K total B/P
Gimmick - 21K saves, 23K total B/P
Jackho - 4K saves
Jolly - 33K saves, 39K total B/P
Spretznaz - 6K total B/P
ZJ - 5K saves

Promotions::
Gimmick - General
Spretznaz - Staff Sergeant

Entering The List::
No new members this month.

Leaving The Barracks::
No members retired this month.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 111,150 | 0,902 | 29.10 | B | -006.82 | Coop Sup. Commander | 1 | D
02) 95,316 | 0,687 | 22.16 | B | -005.76 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 11 | C
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 56,103 | 0,008 | 00.26 | D | +166.67 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
05) 54,470 | 0,747 | 24.10 | B | +001.08 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 107 | A
06) 51,861 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 0 | F
07) 39,099 | 0,993 | 32.03 | B | -002.65 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 11 | C
08) 32,109 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | ArtDanVal Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 30,788 | 0,071 | 02.29 | D | -072.37 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 30,590 | 0,521 | 16.81 | C | +053.24 | Cootie Sup. Commander +2 | 1 | D
11) 30,348 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | idiot-buster Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F
12) 30,129 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Tycrane Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F
13) 26,223 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | sixflab Commander | 0 | F
14) 23,519 | 1,118 | 36.06 | B | -005.49 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
15) 21,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Lizzardis Lt. General | 0 | F
16) 19,242 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | -078.57 | Asandir Colonel | 0 | F
17) 19,221 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ismael92 Colonel | 0 | F
18) 12,198 | 0,829 | 26.74 | B | +019.97 | Decky Praporshchik | 24 | B
19) 11,335 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | IzzyDude Praporshchik | 0 | F
20) 11,271 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik | 0 | F
21) 10,210 | 0,131 | 04.23 | D | -016.56 | BrokenDeck Sgt. Major | 0 | F
22) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
23) 9,352 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | NGFan14 Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
24) 8,402 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | PossiblePancakes Sgt. First Class | 0 | F
25) 7,374 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | -050.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 9 | C
26) 6,437 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
27) 6,409 | 0,003 | 00.10 | D | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 2 | D
28) 6,314 | 0,010 | 00.32 | D | -052.38 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
29) 6,223 | 0,686 | 22.13 | B | -006.79 | Spretznaz Staff Sergeant +2 | 55 | A
30) 5,728 | 0,020 | 00.65 | D | -020.00 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant -1 | 2 | D
31) 5,677 | 0,133 | 04.29 | D | +002.31 | ZJ Sergeant -1 | 0 | F
32) 5,081 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | Afro-Mann Sergeant | 0 | F
33) 4,585 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | Luke Corporal | 0 | F
34) 4,432 | 0,118 | 03.81 | D | +002.61 | Jackho Corporal | 0 | F
35) 4,289 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | EmmDubya Corporal | 0 | F
36) 4,062 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | MultiCanimefan Corporal | 0 | F
37) 2,802 | 0,123 | 03.97 | D | +000.00 | Sectus Private +1 | 2 | D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-01 21:45:41


Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,118 (15.73% of total)
Jolly - 993 (13.97% of total)
Coop - 902 (12.69% of total)
Decky - 829 (11.67% of total)
GameJunkie - 747 (10.51% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 64.58% of B/P points (4,589 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (22)
Gimmick (13)
Coop (5)
GameJunkie (2)

Total gain for month: 7,106 (20 Active Members)

That's 229.23 per day, or 11.46 per day per active member.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-02 07:00:09


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Serial offender. Generic shovelware dress up game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-02 07:13:46


Mr. gamesgrow alt yet again

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-02 07:54:42


At 11/1/12 09:42 PM, Jolly wrote: Barracks Roster as of November 1st, 2012:

O' yeah roster time!!!!

byte is, for the most part, unable to get online at the moment because of the recent hurricane. I'm the former EGB roster manager and, so that the roster doesn't have to be delayed any, byte and I decided that I will be posting the roster again this month.

Hopefully all those that are effected by the hurricane will be safe and return to Newgrounds soon. Especially Byte and her ruined chair haha. I don't know anything about it but fingers crossed it's over by now and as few people as possible got hurt. R.I.P. those that died.

Anyway, enough with that. On with the roster!!

Milestones::
Decky - 2K blams, 10K saves, 12K total B/P

Well, it has been a good month for me and milestones. I think this is the first time that there has been three on the same month. I have been trying to get passed the two thousand blams mark for quite some time so it was nice to finally achieve that one and when has passing ten thousand at any stat not been a good thing. Chances are next months will be maybe a eleven thousand saves and almost defiantly a thirteen thousand total B/P.

Congrats to all the other milestones passers this month.

Leaving The Barracks::
No members retired this month.

I'm pretty sure J-Rex left around a week ago.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
17) 19,221 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ismael92 Colonel | 0 | F
18) 12,198 | 0,829 | 26.74 | B | +019.97 | Decky Praporshchik | 24 | B
19) 11,335 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | IzzyDude Praporshchik | 0 | F
20) 11,271 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik | 0 | F

Well the gap between me and Ismael92 has been slightly shrunk but it's still going to take a while to get to him. luckily for me he's inactive and there's nobody active right behind me, so not much pressure.

Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,118 (15.73% of total)
Jolly - 993 (13.97% of total)
Coop - 902 (12.69% of total)
Decky - 829 (11.67% of total)
GameJunkie - 747 (10.51% of total)

I'll take fourth best gainer for this month, to be honest I wasn't expecting to be on the list.

Congrats to the other four highest gainers.

Cheers for the roster Jolly :).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-02 10:51:12


Thanks for the roster, Jolly.

Congrats to all for a job well done. Between the mods and the dedicated users here in the Barracks, the crap, shovelware and dupe accounts are being handled as fast as they show up. I am proud of you all - truly a credit to the Elite Guard!

As we discussed, I have been thrown back into the stone age here. No power to my house, or surrounding homes, for about a 3 block radius. I see street lights all around me further down in all directions, so I have hope that sooner or later my power will be restored. The tree is still in my den, but fortunately none of my gear or my office (on the other side of the house) was damaged. I am living off my laptop and now I am at a client that has both power and internet (for today anyway), so it's day-to-day until I get back fully online.

However, if I apply power to my modem and router, my interwebs still work. I don't have a generator, but I am a true geek, and as promised, here is a pic of how I got my laptop connected to the world using a power strip, a very long orange extension cord running from my downstairs office, through my basement, up the stairs, into the back window of my car, and into the inverter - which is plugged into the 12v power port. I Idled the car for about 1/2 hour to make sure I didn't drain the battery, and managed to get online, check some e-mail, and contact some family. Despite power loss and property damage everywhere, I am happy to say everyone is okay - no one hurt, just cold and miserable, but glad to be alive.

But there is a gas shortage here, so I won't be doing that again unless absolutely needed...or If I need my fix of newgrounds (yes, that IS gamejunkie's posts you see on the laptop). Stay strong, continue fighting the good fight, and I'll be back again soon enough...you can't get rid of me that easily!

See you on the front lines!

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-02 10:53:36


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-02 20:09:03


I distinctly remember seeing this yesterday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-02 20:19:56


At 11/2/12 07:54 AM, Decky wrote: I'm pretty sure J-Rex left around a week ago.

Yeah, he did. I think that part of the list is broken. I don't recall ever seeing anybody listed as leaving.

At 11/2/12 08:09 PM, Spretznaz wrote: I distinctly remember seeing this yesterday.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605463

Removed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-03 15:42:21


Someone submitted a Test, routine blam there I suppose.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-03 18:16:22


Uploaded 10000000 times with different skins, repeat offender.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-03 20:07:04


Repeat offender, generic dressup


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-04 00:58:31


At 11/4/12 12:57 AM, Spretznaz wrote: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605521
No.

Huh? Wonder why that happened...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2012-11-04 08:46:42


The same guy uploaded another test.