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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-22 15:50:38


Okay, everyone, settle down - THAT IS AN ORDER!

We are NOT in the business of making an opinion a fact just by voicing it. Nor do we ever attack another Newgrounds user without clear and obvious evidence to our findings.

Dream-of-Duke, I can appreciate your frustration with users like TooCool who seem to only get saves and no blams. However, unless you have definite proof that he votes 5 on everything, you are on the thin line between trying to help and making false accusations.

Some users only vote 2-5 on flashes they like, and rarely blam. Some try to blam, and get only a few blam points. I tend to be generous to borderline flashes, but I do blam the obvious crud and blank screens and everything else that clearly does not belong here. My B/P ratio has suffered, but I still try to do the right thing.

You can't come in here and demand that we take action against another user. That is not our place. I strongly recommend to ALL members - and to ALL THAT POST HERE - that if you have a personal complaint against any other user, you keep it to PMs and private e-mails. We do not want to start a flame war, or risk having this thread shut down because of it degrading to a witch hunt. We need to stay professional here, and keep our cool (no pun intended) even when we are frustrated.

If Wade or Tom felt that this user was abusing the system, they would have closed his account by now. I am sure they are more than aware of his voting behavior, and for what ever their reasons, choose to let it continue. I've seen them shut down bots before (like icean) and lock out accounts when they felt it was necessary.

So, for the sake of professionalism, courtesy and leading by example, let's all stick to the facts, and not make our fight against fighting bad flashes a personal one. Yes, be as helpful as you can - but do it with grace.

That is all.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-22 15:55:47


At 4/22/11 02:55 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Shame that I/we cannot change the way he votes, shame on him, I guess.

This is coming from the same person that got kicked out of the Barracks because of his voting habits. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Even if your evidence did in fact point to him being the one that saved it (which it doesn't), what exactly do you plan on doing about it? Bringing it up here does not solve anything. All it has done is state that someone saved the Flash when it should have not been saved in your opinion.

Personally, I don't feel it necessary for you to cry wolf in here about every instance of savewhoring that you come across. It certainly isn't telling us something we didn't know. TooCool100 has not made it a secret that he only saves movies. So frankly, we've accomplished nothing.

Let's not forget that you were dishonorably discharged, DoD. One of the main reasons for it was your voting habits, which you declared to be against what the Barracks stands for. You stated you would not change your voting habits back then, and since your whole focus on Newgrounds is still statwhoring, I don't believe your voting habits have changed now. If I were you, I'd worry about how you vote, not how others vote.

If you have a serious reason for posting here, DoD, I'm all ears. Otherwise, I ask you to refrain from doing so. Thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-22 16:32:57


Another chocobreak submission:

Seriously...when will it end?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-22 16:41:28


I think it's been addressed by enough people already, but just to try and make sure no-one goes away from this thinking D-o-D's being picked on just for being a discharged member or anything:

At 4/22/11 02:07 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: He's not attacking anybody or getting people to hate him,

Blatantly calling someone a "pathetic savewhore" who "cares about nothing but his protection points", i.e...

At 4/22/11 12:32 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: he is a pathetic savewhore
At 4/22/11 02:55 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: he is a pathetic statwhore who cares about nothing but his protection points.

...by simple dictionary definitions, IS a personal attack, regardless of context, reason, veracity or intended target. Until an admin comes along and actually proves such accusations, they are not to be treated as anything but. Not here; not in other threads; not anywhere. Refer to Byte's post (or anyone else's, for that matter) for why not.

(K, imma go back in my 'shut up' corner now. Sorry if I started this or anything. :X)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 01:57:34


Yo, interested about the Elite Guard. You guys have a website or something? I know I'm not the right rank yet, but I'm looking into this all the same.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 10:04:16


At 4/23/11 01:57 AM, Thilon wrote: Yo, interested about the Elite Guard. You guys have a website or something? I know I'm not the right rank yet, but I'm looking into this all the same.

Certainly. If you visit our BBS and read this page about the Elite GuardI am sure it will be able to answer many of your questions. Of course, if you still need some answers after reading it, please feel free to post here. We'll be glad to help!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 15:30:21


Wow, Coop, byte and Eagle c-c-c-Combo! :P

I think that there's something good in the air today - sure, I've lost a lot of Saves by voting 0 on marginal flash, but I've passed 10 Blams by 8pm on a Saturday?! It just doesn't happen, I tell ye!

Okay, getting out of bed nice and early, to help my Grandad, because of a fall wasn't all a bad thing, I guess.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 15:58:42


At 4/22/11 04:32 PM, Tycrane wrote: Another chocobreak submission:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 8115
Seriously...when will it end?

Probably never.

There are many people who use the internet so naturally there will be a good number of those who would do just that (stealing).

And there are some who'll never learn.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 16:05:06


At 4/23/11 03:30 PM, Coop wrote: Wow, Coop, byte and Eagle c-c-c-Combo! :P

Ahahaha...that made me laugh...

I think that there's something good in the air today - sure, I've lost a lot of Saves by voting 0 on marginal flash, but I've passed 10 Blams by 8pm on a Saturday?! It just doesn't happen, I tell ye!

Lets hope your thread stirred the pot a bit. That was some excellent work right there... :-)

Anyway, I'd like to mention some pleasantries around here...we have two new Barracks members! Everyone welcome sixflab and BigMike47 to our ranks!

To our able Records Officer, I'd appreciate plopping these two onto the active roster. Anyway, time to celebrate! Drinks all around!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 16:05:30


At 4/23/11 03:30 PM, Coop wrote: Wow, Coop, byte and Eagle c-c-c-Combo! :P

Haha. *MK Voice* "Flawless Victory"

Anyway, just passed here to say: I just blammed a flash, right at this exact moment, but I was too idiot and I just closed the page, so, I din't read nor felt the awesomness of the "Congratulations, you just destroyed..." message. I'm mad with me!

Loved the discussion and the awesome arguments BTW. :D +1 rep for teh Barracks. Yayh!


Hey you, looking for fun? Join the Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 17:54:00


Stolen flash/video:

Original link:

!WARNING! NSFW !WARNING!

Original author: anonymous

Date submitted: September 12, 2008

Had to get my hands dirty to dig this one out. It's a pretty viral 'video' which has gotten 5 million hits in the site. Plus, the date submission was 3 years ago so I doubt that this guy created the actual 'video'. Also, he's relatively new to NG and his profile pic/newspost just tells us everything about him
Obvious troll.

So I claim this one stolen guys.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 18:19:27


Is this even on the grounds for being stolen? It's just that lame llama gif with some weird song from the Audio Portal.

I suspect I'll see this in the obituaries soon, but...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 20:35:15


At 4/23/11 04:05 PM, EagleRock wrote: Anyway, I'd like to mention some pleasantries around here...we have two new Barracks members! Everyone welcome sixflab and BigMike47 to our ranks!

To our able Records Officer, I'd appreciate plopping these two onto the active roster. Anyway, time to celebrate! Drinks all around!

*salutes*

Thanks for the welcome!

I can't wait to check out the EGB site (once I'm approved) and take a look at the EGB's history and happenings, this is just as exciting as when I checked out the NGPD's private forums for the first time (oh the nostalgia). On a sidenote: I'm finally finished with my second semester of college (my brain is so sore from studying for finals) so I'll probably just be hanging out with friends/family this week until I go back to work, this won't really affect my activity that much (assuming I don't party too hard lmao), so I'll still have time to make stolen/malicious flash reports (no worries). Thanks for the opportunity to join the team :D

I look forward to working with y'all

*Salutes*

Mike out

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 21:09:18


At 4/23/11 04:05 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/23/11 03:30 PM, Coop wrote: Wow, Coop, byte and Eagle c-c-c-Combo! :P
Ahahaha...that made me laugh...

And quite a formidable combo at that - good show of unity there, gentlemen!

I think that there's something good in the air today - sure, I've lost a lot of Saves by voting 0 on marginal flash, but I've passed 10 Blams by 8pm on a Saturday?! It just doesn't happen, I tell ye!

Nice. I think I got 6 or 7 myself. Hey, every bit helps!

Lets hope your thread stirred the pot a bit. That was some excellent work right there... :-)

We do the best - 'cause we ARE the best!

Anyway, I'd like to mention some pleasantries around here...we have two new Barracks members! Everyone welcome sixflab and BigMike47 to our ranks!

Congratulations to you both! Welcome to the barracks! It's good to see new minions - er members join and help make the portal a safer place for humanity.

To our able Records Officer, I'd appreciate plopping these two onto the active roster. Anyway, time to celebrate! Drinks all around!

They have been added to the online roster - but Lizzardis will make the official notes in the barracks logs. Yay!

*salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 21:21:48


At 4/23/11 04:05 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/23/11 03:30 PM, Coop wrote: I think that there's something good in the air today - sure, I've lost a lot of Saves by voting 0 on marginal flash, but I've passed 10 Blams by 8pm on a Saturday?! It just doesn't happen, I tell ye!

Patrolling the portal has been more satisfying than frustrating lately. There are some submissions that pass that puzzle me but it looks like your call to action has had a good effect.

Anyway, I'd like to mention some pleasantries around here...we have two new Barracks members! Everyone welcome sixflab and BigMike47 to our ranks!

To our able Records Officer, I'd appreciate plopping these two onto the active roster. Anyway, time to celebrate! Drinks all around!

*salutes*

Well it looks like I won't be the only new recruit around here. Albiet i'll still be the least experienced as I never worked in the NGPD. It'll be interesting to see where the road will take me in this establishment. In the mean time i'll be getting a feel for how things are run around here.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-23 22:41:41


Taking some time out from studying and homework... Whew, finals next week are gonna kill me, and I'm still worried about whether or not I'll pass Spanish.

Pretty decent day in the Portal? A few blams here and there, some Madness mods which were pretty crappy to say the least, but you can't blam all the crap.

Anyway, welcome to the EGB, BigMike and Sixflab! You made it! It's a pleasure to see new members. You'll fit in soon enough. Good to see ya.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-24 16:49:54


At 4/23/11 04:05 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/23/11 03:30 PM, Coop wrote: I think that there's something good in the air today - sure, I've lost a lot of Saves by voting 0 on marginal flash, but I've passed 10 Blams by 8pm on a Saturday?! It just doesn't happen, I tell ye!
Lets hope your thread stirred the pot a bit. That was some excellent work right there... :-)

Well, that's the most blams I've had in a single day this year - 18 in all and I hope for more of the same today.

At 4/23/11 09:09 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 4/23/11 04:05 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/23/11 03:30 PM, Coop wrote: Wow, Coop, byte and Eagle c-c-c-Combo! :P
Ahahaha...that made me laugh...
And quite a formidable combo at that - good show of unity there, gentlemen!

We do what we do - the fact that we're all the same and about the same time just shows that we're all thinking the same thing.

I think that there's something good in the air today - sure, I've lost a lot of Saves by voting 0 on marginal flash, but I've passed 10 Blams by 8pm on a Saturday?! It just doesn't happen, I tell ye!
Nice. I think I got 6 or 7 myself. Hey, every bit helps!

Indeed it does - I'm trying to pass 4 users who are less active than me in the next three weeks and I might even get close to them over the next day or two.

At 4/23/11 09:21 PM, sixflab wrote:
At 4/23/11 04:05 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 4/23/11 03:30 PM, Coop wrote: I think that there's something good in the air today - sure, I've lost a lot of Saves by voting 0 on marginal flash, but I've passed 10 Blams by 8pm on a Saturday?! It just doesn't happen, I tell ye!
Patrolling the portal has been more satisfying than frustrating lately. There are some submissions that pass that puzzle me but it looks like your call to action has had a good effect.

Well, everyone seemed to be complaining, but no-one doing anything about it. Now we have a base of operations to work with.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-24 19:08:46


Stolen flash:

Original link:

Awesome Face Song

Original author: Mancannonb1 (YT)

Date submitted: September 3, 2010

This guy claims that this is his first ever flash, well I beg to differ. This video was posted over a year ago in YouTube and there isn't anything that can tell us that he's the same guy who uploaded the original video. No contacts, no websites, nothing.

Also if you look at his profile you'll see that he posted the same video in his newspost which tells us that this guy must really like this song enough to post it here in Newgrounds. Dumb move pal.

So yeah, this one's stolen.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-24 20:21:37


Congrats to BigMike and Sixflab welcome to the EGB hope you will like it here always great to see new faces here. It funny with the portal and clay animations seems a few have popped up one yesterday ,won an award and there is one on the front page maybe its making a comeback? On the portal makes me think of the new game out Portal 2 never played any them looks cool. I like the look of the second game. Bioshock Infinite due how I think next year looks wicked.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-25 05:27:46


Alright, I'm going to put an APB out on this numpty:

We're against stolen images being made into a third rate "quiz", right? Well, he's done it again, so let's just nuke one of them and get him banned from the portal for a short while, shall we?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-25 11:24:27


Stolen flash:

Original.

The dimensions are all wrong; the name of the submitting account doesn't match with that of the games site it's come from; the e-mail used to make the author's account is Russian while the games site is a .com domain... you get the idea.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-25 14:19:23


Excellent News Everyone

It appears Vegeta40's days of making bullshit quizzes and spamming stolen hentai picshave ended! I sent about a one page pm to the admin. team regarding this user's questionable activity (providing links to his image thefts) and it looks like the admin team has decided that this user's days of flooding the Portal with shit are finally over. Alas our portal is free of one less idiot, I only hope that this will perhaps serve as a lesson to some users that "Spamming Stolen content of any kind will not be tolerated on Newgrounds".

*Salutes*

Looks like it's time for me to get back to patrolling the portal, c ya ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-25 15:04:11


At 4/25/11 02:19 PM, BigMike47 wrote: Excellent News Everyone

It appears Vegeta40's days of making bullshit quizzes and spamming stolen hentai picshave ended! I sent about a one page pm to the admin. team regarding this user's questionable activity (providing links to his image thefts) and it looks like the admin team has decided that this user's days of flooding the Portal with shit are finally over. Alas our portal is free of one less idiot, I only hope that this will perhaps serve as a lesson to some users that "Spamming Stolen content of any kind will not be tolerated on Newgrounds".

*Salutes*

Looks like it's time for me to get back to patrolling the portal, c ya ;)

i also sent a few pages worth of evidence that vegeta40 is a lying pretentious scumbag. thanks to my help now the portal is cleansed from his garbage hentai quizzes. good job me! :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-25 16:00:42


Great news! It seems that the Portal is in good shape today. I had fun with a few of the games, but most importantly, stuff is getting blammed just like it should.

Case in point: Fake preloader which said VOTE 5 FOR PROTECT POINTS. It was a static image (yes, I waited for it to fill the fake loading bar) or a clock on some guy's lawn. If you read the author's comments, I'm sure you can get a cheap laugh.

Oh how I love the obituaries.

Also, I have a strange feeling we haven't seen the last of our friend Vegeta40.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-25 18:30:25


At 4/25/11 04:00 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Also, I have a strange feeling we haven't seen the last of our friend Vegeta40.

I wouldn't be too sure my friend. It looks like the self-proclaimed King Vegeta40's alt account "martian-marle" has been deleted, along with any stolen flashes he submitted as well.
I'm pretty sure we can chalk this one up as a win gentlemen (and Queen Bytes lol), as they say in chess: "Check and mate."

*puts on sunglasses* Yeeeaaahhhh!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-25 19:37:25


At 4/25/11 06:30 PM, BigMike47 wrote:
At 4/25/11 04:00 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Also, I have a strange feeling we haven't seen the last of our friend Vegeta40.
I wouldn't be too sure my friend. It looks like the self-proclaimed King Vegeta40's alt account "martian-marle" has been deleted, along with any stolen flashes he submitted as well.
I'm pretty sure we can chalk this one up as a win gentlemen (and Queen Bytes lol), as they say in chess: "Check and mate."

*puts on sunglasses* Yeeeaaahhhh!

Don't be so sure. He's already created a Marle alt account again. This being his second time being banned from the portal it was bound to happen. I'm not sure if this is flaggable though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-25 23:21:22


At 4/25/11 07:37 PM, sixflab wrote: Don't be so sure. He's already created a Marle alt account again. This being his second time being banned from the portal it was bound to happen. I'm not sure if this is flaggable though.

Nah, I wouldn't flag 'em, since they'll be deleted before Wade even gets to the flag-pile anyway.

Speaking of which: Baleeted again, but he'll be back. They always come back. He'll likely keep coming back for at least a month, if not longer.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-26 00:09:25


At 4/25/11 11:21 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Nah, I wouldn't flag 'em, since they'll be deleted before Wade even gets to the flag-pile anyway.

Speaking of which: Baleeted again, but he'll be back. They always come back. He'll likely keep coming back for at least a month, if not longer.

Yep, I agree with SheizenHammer.

I would only report his submissions to the admin team if they pass judgment again. On a related note: I found that some of the images this guy takes can be linked back to a site called [Link is NSFW] "Hentai.ms" (this "image thief" was dumb enough to steal pictures with different author signatures on them as well lol). I was pretty surprised that he created a new alt. so quickly, but hopefully he has learned his lesson this time (if not I'm sure more bans and account deletions will teach him eventually).

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-26 12:33:35


Malicious flash alert:

The author's comments tell us that it's "how to crack adobe products", which I'll assume is Flash, Photoshop and so forth. That's a whistle from here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2011-04-26 12:51:52


At 4/26/11 12:33 PM, Coop wrote: Malicious flash alert:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/56 8432
The author's comments tell us that it's "how to crack adobe products", which I'll assume is Flash, Photoshop and so forth. That's a whistle from here.

Okay. But all I get is a blank screen after I click the "play" triangle. Clearly blammable - but whistle worthy? hmmm.....

Does anyone else see anything differently?


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