At 10/1/10 11:09 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 10/1/10 01:00 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Top 5 Gainers::
byteslinger - 1,709
Coop83 - 1,345
Ismael92 - 907
Sushi13 - 865
SlntCobra1 - 812

YAHOO!!!! Bout time I got back up on the top 5 gainers list! Been a long time since I got on there. Let's hope I can keep this trend going!

Good to see you active again, you ol' hound dog!

In other news, I'm a little bit sick. But on the back of that, I went in to work at 2pm today and I got to cook hushpuppies! YAY!

Why did you cook shoes? Unless you cook them until they're tender, they'll definitely give you a belly ache!

Now, to Lizz: Thanks again for another terrific roster! A lot of promotions and milestones - it does my heart good to see the EGB active and growing. Congrats to all! Meanwhile, I know college can be rough, but you've got a good head on your shoulders, and I think you'll do just fine! (but, if it gets crazy, I'm just a PM away!)

*Salutes*

At 10/2/10 12:51 AM, byteslinger wrote: So, just let me know, and we'll get you started! And, please, for the love of GOD, do NOT quote this entire thing! :-)

Yes, I agree =) I shall await the decision.

At 10/2/10 01:04 AM, SeeD419 wrote:

At 10/2/10 12:51 AM, byteslinger wrote: So, just let me know, and we'll get you started! And, please, for the love of GOD, do NOT quote this entire thing! :-)

Yes, I agree =) I shall await the decision.

sweet a new join. That means I'll be no longer the latest addition to this place.

Thanks for the roster liz, I'm gonna try to work on gaining a little b/p this month. You guys are insane with the amount you get I don't know how you find the time lol.

At 10/2/10 01:04 AM, SeeD419 wrote:

At 10/2/10 12:51 AM, byteslinger wrote: So, just let me know, and we'll get you started! And, please, for the love of GOD, do NOT quote this entire thing! :-)

Yes, I agree =) I shall await the decision.

Very well. I shall begin the process. Will all active EGB members please
Report in to cast your vote as soon as possible.

That is all....

*Salutes*

At 10/1/10 12:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Coop83 - 26K blams, 54K saves, 80K total B/P

Thanks for the update, Lizz.

Looks like tipping the 1k scales for Blams and Saves, coupled with passing a 10k marker was pretty big stuff. Perhaps I can get to 10k with each and then the big 100k over one update period at some point...

Mind you, 30:70 Blams to Saves ratio could be a little tough to get, particularly as I don't feel like retiring.

At 10/1/10 01:00 PM, Lizzardis wrote: No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01) 80,316 | 1,345 | 44.83 | -- 010.75 | Coop83 Sup. Commander
02) 60,053 | 1,709 | 56.97 | -- 020.14 | byteslinger Sup. Commander

Ah, the joy of being the first Barracks member to 80k. I wonder if I can get to 90k, before byteslinger reaches me. Should be doable, but you never know in this game...

Top 5 Gainers::
byteslinger - 1,709
Coop83 - 1,345
Ismael92 - 907
Sushi13 - 865
SlntCobra1 - 812

A slow week last week didn't affect byteslinger much and I'm on a slow one this week, which doesn't help for the progress. Oh well.

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (21)
Coop83 (20)
Ismael92 (7)

*sits down in armchair, wearing smoking jacket and sucking a pipe* This is mighty cosy in here, isn't it?

At 10/2/10 01:34 AM, byteslinger wrote: Very well. I shall begin the process. Will all active EGB members please
Report in to cast your vote as soon as possible.

Done.

Was written for FP, but decided otherwise.

Yeah it's a way to make fun of conspiracy nuts.

At 10/2/10 01:04 AM, SeeD419 wrote:

At 10/2/10 12:51 AM, byteslinger wrote: So, just let me know, and we'll get you started! And, please, for the love of GOD, do NOT quote this entire thing! :-)

Yes, I agree =) I shall await the decision.

I am happy to announce that SeeD419 has been accepted as the newest member of the Barracks! Please join me in welcoming him to the Elite Guard.

To SeeD419: Please PM EagleRock so he can set you up on the EGB BBS with a user ID and password.

To Lizzardis: Please be so kind as to add SeeD419 to the current roster.

Again, congrats on your acceptance, and welcome aboard!

*Salutes*

At 10/4/10 12:14 AM, byteslinger wrote:
I am happy to announce that SeeD419 has been accepted as the newest member of the Barracks! Please join me in welcoming him to the Elite Guard.

Congrats and welcome! I would offer you a victory cigar but since I don't know what state you live in I can't.

Welcome seed!

At 10/4/10 12:23 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Welcome seed!

Ty much! :)

At 10/4/10 12:23 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Congrats and welcome! I would offer you a victory cigar but since I don't know what state you live in I can't.

Ty :) I live in Nebraska actually. Right next to a cigar bar o.O

At 10/4/10 12:14 AM, byteslinger wrote: I am happy to announce that SeeD419 has been accepted as the newest member of the Barracks! Please join me in welcoming him to the Elite Guard.

To SeeD419: Please PM EagleRock so he can set you up on the EGB BBS with a user ID and password.

Nice :) Will do that right now.

Thank you all for your kind vote =) <3

At 10/1/10 12:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster as of October 1st, 2010:
Good evening to the Barracks!

Great job on the roster as usual, Lizz! Thanks again!

It's a shame, because I love relaxing on NG and B/P'ing while watching House on my other sreen. Haha.

PROTIP: It's not Lupus.

I would have hoped, and judging by Cobra's posts, you guys had a good Madness day, I wasn't around much yet still grabbed a good few B/P.

I was quite pleased with Madness Day. It was, following historical trends, a large influx of good (or at least decent) quality Flash. People always seem to try hard on Madness Day, and this year was no exception. I didn't rack in a huge B/P total, though, since I had to work and didn't manage to log on as I used to :-/

Milestones::
hugeass list

Promotions::
decently large list, but not as hugeass as the Milestones lsit

Congrats everyone!

Entering The List::
BenwaHakubi
mwmike
Pandamir
SpiffyMasta

Welcome to the new members, and welcome back to the old members! It's always great to see our ranks grow!

Leaving The Barracks::
No members retired this month.

Nobody to wave goodbye. Even better!

At 10/1/10 01:00 PM, Lizzardis wrote: The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
03) 50,623 | 0,477 | 15.90 | -- 017.90 | EagleRock Sup. Commander

It's nice to be third on the list, but I really need to kick my B/Ping up a notch. It's not the same as it used to be, when I could B/P at work at will, and with reckless abandon like our good-ol coder Byte. Granted, I can proxy just as easily as she can and bypass the company firewalls, I am either too busy to B/P or just too tired to think. I really need to get off the night shift. :-/

Oh well, congrats again to everyone's monthly achievements!

At 10/4/10 12:14 AM, byteslinger wrote: I am happy to announce that SeeD419 has been accepted as the newest member of the Barracks! Please join me in welcoming him to the Elite Guard.

Congratulations! I saw your PM, and gave you instructions to get set up on my forums. Welcome to the Elite Guard Barracks!

Congrats Seed, and Welcome to the Jungle my friend...

watch out your ass dude...

Oh yea, forgot to mention, I'm level 29! I love these nunchucks a lot more than the wooden ones. They're so much more badass lookin'!

At 10/1/10 12:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster as of October 1st, 2010:
I'll leave you with the roster. ;)

Cheers Lizzardis!

Milestones::
DumbassDude - 22K saves, 28K total B/P

Quite alot of milestones this month! Jesus, Madness Day was a really benefit to everyone. I'm so glad I'm less than 2k away from Supreme Commander, I'm aiming for Supreme Commander before the end of the year, but University has kicked in so my B/P is only going to fall. Ah well, I'll try my best to defend the portal nonetheless.

Promotions::

Congrats guys!

Entering The List::

Some great users joining our ranks, alot too, nice one, only makes the EGB stronger.

At 10/1/10 01:00 PM, Lizzardis wrote: The List:
07) 31,237 | 0,000 | 00.00 | -- 100.00 | ArtDanVal Sup. Commander
08) 30,166 | 0,746 | 24.87 | -- 049.04 | Sir-Nuts Sup. Commander
09) 28,444 | 0,797 | 26.57 | -- 030.57 | DumbassDude Commander +1

Quite happy with my pace! 26 a day is a decent average. Hope to get to that 7th place soon, as long as no high ranked users join :p

Top 5 Gainers::

I thought I was a shoe in but I knew it wasn't going to happen when I had to head off to Somerset for the weekend, even missed a deposit! Congrats everyone, and damn you COBRA!

At 10/4/10 05:50 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

Congrats everyone, and damn you COBRA!

Wut? What did I do? Are you just pissed because I got on the top 5 gainers this month?

At 10/4/10 06:15 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Wut? What did I do? Are you just pissed because I got on the top 5 gainers this month?

That and because you ate the last batch of hush puppies!

At 10/4/10 03:32 PM, RogerBK wrote: watch out your ass dude...

O.O...... >.> <.< O.O

At 10/4/10 03:13 PM, EagleRock wrote: Congratulations! I saw your PM, and gave you instructions to get set up on my forums. Welcome to the Elite Guard Barracks!

Ty ^_^

At 10/4/10 06:15 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Wut? What did I do? Are you just pissed because I got on the top 5 gainers this month?

Ahh, Cobra...where do I recognize that name from? Oh that's right, I just passed you in reviews :D

At 10/4/10 06:48 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 10/4/10 06:15 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Wut? What did I do? Are you just pissed because I got on the top 5 gainers this month?

That and because you ate the last batch of hush puppies!

Well don't look at me. I just made some the other day. Puddin's the one who's been shortsheeting my bed every other week. The little plonker! That and he's been raiding the Mess Hall cooler around 3 in the morning. Talk to him.

At 10/4/10 07:20 PM, SeeD419 wrote:

At 10/4/10 03:32 PM, RogerBK wrote: watch out your ass dude...

O.O...... >.> <.< O.O

lol... ^^ If you don't wanna be (oh, that word you're thinking right now... Yes, that one!!) is better you watch your ass... It's just an advice... heheh

So, guys, I have nothing to talk about now... Just passed to say Hi!!

Listening Fear of the Dark right now... Have nothing in mind besides that amazing solo... :D

Just stoped into look at the flash portal and i find this? Their using my username in another worthless flash.

At 10/5/10 07:40 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Just stoped into look at the flash portal and i find this? Their using my username in another worthless flash.

Its programmed to do that it does it for the rest of us.

No he is right its just programmed to say your username, but the message is very rude and homophobic its like the submission the ultimate truth. I was fooled by that in the past. Actually level 29 is really cool I liked the nunchunks its one level away from 30. Being level 37 its ages since I was level 20 something. This flash has the same message.

• 

  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Not by KK but still the same thing.

At 10/5/10 10:42 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: No he is right its just programmed to say your username, but the message is very rude and homophobic its like the submission the ultimate truth. I was fooled by that in the past. Actually level 29 is really cool I liked the nunchunks its one level away from 30. Being level 37 its ages since I was level 20 something. This flash has the same message.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 3316
Not by KK but still the same thing.

Are homophobic things like this flagable? They really offend me (as a lesbian I get pretty pissed off at some of the things that I see on here sometimes) I would hope that they are, due to to revent current events and the pain that a lot of LGBT teens go through.

At 10/5/10 07:54 PM, BenwaHakubi wrote:

At 10/5/10 07:40 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Just stoped into look at the flash portal and i find this? Their using my username in another worthless flash.

Its programmed to do that it does it for the rest of us.

Yep. It's just a simple actionscript trick that even someone of MY flash-making "skill" can replicate.

• 

  SecretEpisode: Naruto

  by SlashFirestorm

  An informative flash about the popular manga/anime series "Naruto".

  Movie

  14,928 Views

  (Ages 17+)

Indeed.

You seriously need to stop LURKING all the damn time and actually be more active here dude! That or get your sorry ass on AIM every so often! I may or may not watch your flash. I've been debating on doing that for a good while now. Ah well. Nice to see you again Slash, always good times when you're around. :)

Hi guys! I wanted to let you know that tomorrow morning I'll go camping for a few days, I'll be back on Sunday so don't expect me to active until Monday :)

I know that this isn't very important to you because I'm always inactive, but usually I'm lurking in case you need me. However I won't be able to get online which means that I'll lose a few deposits, and I will also lose 3 days worth of B/P, therefore that maybe I won't make it to the top 5 gainers list this month :P

At 10/6/10 06:39 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yep. It's just a simple actionscript trick that even someone of MY flash-making "skill" can replicate.

Haha, good to see you here, Slash. I fucked around with loading that variable for a while, but in the end when I was planning to add it in I forgot the name of it and had to do without seeing as I had no idea where I'd heard it before. :3

That dynamic textbox went empty. D:

At 10/7/10 04:36 PM, Ismael92 wrote: I know that this isn't very important to you because I'm always inactive, but usually I'm lurking in case you need me. However I won't be able to get online which means that I'll lose a few deposits, and I will also lose 3 days worth of B/P, therefore that maybe I won't make it to the top 5 gainers list this month :P

You know if you want someone to deposit for you, I offer those services for free. I know I need use other people's depositing services once in a while if I have extensive military training to do.

At 10/7/10 05:02 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 10/7/10 04:36 PM, Ismael92 wrote: I know that this isn't very important to you because I'm always inactive, but usually I'm lurking in case you need me. However I won't be able to get online which means that I'll lose a few deposits, and I will also lose 3 days worth of B/P, therefore that maybe I won't make it to the top 5 gainers list this month :P

You know if you want someone to deposit for you, I offer those services for free. I know I need use other people's depositing services once in a while if I have extensive military training to do.

Thanks for the offer. However, even if in the past I've asked other people to deposit for me, I just don't mind missing a few deposits anymore. It's not that I don't trust you, I just don't care about having less experience. Thanks again!

At 10/7/10 09:19 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Thanks for the offer. However, even if in the past I've asked other people to deposit for me, I just don't mind missing a few deposits anymore. It's not that I don't trust you, I just don't care about having less experience. Thanks again!

Yea no worries if I had cared about deposits all these years I would be level 54 and wouldn't have a deposit rate of 25% lol.