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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-17 14:09:11


At 11/17/09 11:50 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Apologies again for not responding sooner Eagle.
No apologies necessary. Life is full of personal issues to take care of, and I'd never blame someone for their personal life taking precedence over Newgrounds.

Thanks man, that's good to hear.

At the moment my situation is this; I have a pretty hectic schedule which basically sees me in college from 9.00-19.00 on pretty much a daily basis, plus given my course I have a lot of lab reports to due. However, with that said I generally still find time to deposit, and then check over the Barracks thread to see if there are any issues requiring immediate attention.
I've been there myself. I would spend all day and all night at college, starting at 8AM and only coming home around 10:30 at night after my last class. In the middle I'd either be working, studying, or doing whatever. Life is hectic, and I can certainly sympathize with your plight. Still I'm glad you find the time to post/lurk/deposit!

Yeah, when I get home I generally have a minor ritual of checking a few different websites, and I manage to squeeze a bit of NG time into that. Plus side is at the weekends I have much longer to spend on things such as NG.

In a nutshell, with your blessing I'd be delighted to accept the 2LCBO position for the time being, and if the situation becomes untenable then I may reconsider my position.
Since you are lurking on a regular basis, I think the position would be good for you, as I am sure you'd be able to jump in in case myself or Phantom are not around. You have people vouching for you left and right, so I know you are the man for the job. :-)

Yeah, frankly I'm a bit overwhelmed at everybody's commendations, as I've seen myself somewhat as the quiet man of the EGB. Still, the support is very reassuring (and it may score me a cameo in Back to the Barracks ;P).

Long time no see Coop :P When I stopped posting in the LUL I pretty much lost most of my motivation to post for the time being, unless it is something I really wish to say. As I've said before, I will be around more for Christmas, which will hopefully translate to more regular posting.
I'd never dare go back to the LUL..there are just way too many congratulations to keep up with :-P I love the idea of the place, but time is ultimately lacking for me there. :-)

Time is the very issue which led me to reluctantly quit being a listmaker, although I thoroughly enjoyed it when I was active, and should circumstances permit I may return once more.

My horse wouldn't kick me, look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
I'm not going to lick it. I don't care it if tastes like raisins.

Really? But it's cool and it can turn into a plane if stroke on its mane (although I daren't tell you how to reverse the change :P)

One last thing. While I do feel I can maintain the role of 2LCBO should Eagle be ok with it, I feel that perhaps the time has come to relinquish the post of NGPD Liaison Officer.
Regarding my successor...my choice would be Lizzardis.
Well, I think you hit the nail right on the head with that one. As you said Lizz is kind enough to manage their roster, and he is highly active with the NGPD as well as the EGB. I can't think of a more perfect person for the role at this time. His actions speak for himself. All that's left for him to do is accept. :-)

That's great, congrats Lizz, I'm sure you'll do a top job in your new role.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-17 21:24:55


Hello RohantheBarbarian nice to see you on here its been a while since you last posted, but its good to see you on here. Congrats to Lizzardis on his new position I think he has earned it. Seeing your hours I can understand why you have not been as active. Sorry If my posts seem dull at times. I would like to report maybe a possible stolen flashes. I found these but I'm not sure if there are stolen or not one of them are on this site .

Original here

I was somewhat suspicious but his name does match up but he has 15 or so flashes but sign update is only last moth what do you think? It may be legit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-17 21:35:57


By all that is good and holy...

People are still submitting spinoffs, ripoffs, and name drops of this stuff? Ugh. Actually, make that the next redefinition of "ugh". I mean, the "official" series died when Wade deleted that one, and that was almost a year and a half ago, right?

Not saying what to vote, of course, and it's not rule-breaking or anything, but I am saying that this sort of thing, in my opinion, probably should have died a long time ago.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 07:34:05


At 11/16/09 08:24 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 11/16/09 06:45 AM, Coop83 wrote: Not at all - lots of the stuff that passes judgement would not necessarily have passed a few years ago. I think the problem is down to people who think that it's going to pass, so they vote 2-5 on it. Dickheads that vote 5 on a flash that's barely worth 2 should have something nasty happen to them in my opinion.
^^This. I was thinking of the old portal mods idea a little while ago, and it came to me that if you could have a team of mods who could see who voted what on which flash (coupled with the ability to vote-ban people), it would make a lot of lazy statwhores think about their actions here.

I don't think you should be able to necessarily vote-ban people. If you had the ability to play a "reverse" card, where a flash gets deleted and if anyone earned a save from that, it is removed, while people who voted correctly 0 or 1 got a Blam for it, you'd see the voting trend even out.

Don't know why we have audio mods and art mods while not having flash mods, but the idea must've been brought up before, so there must be a reason why it's not a feature (yet).

Overall, the flash portal is pretty well moderated by Wade and it's kept controlled by the users who patrol it.

Well, there's got to be strings attached, when you have sex, while snowboarding. Too hazardous, otherwise. It's bad enough, with the potential for frostbite.
GAH STUPID MENTAL PICTURES!! FUCK OFF OUT OF MY BRAIN ALREADY!!

lol

At 11/16/09 11:14 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 11/16/09 06:45 AM, Coop83 wrote: Not at all - lots of the stuff that passes judgement would not necessarily have passed a few years ago. I think the problem is down to people who think that it's going to pass, so they vote 2-5 on it. Dickheads that vote 5 on a flash that's barely worth 2 should have something nasty happen to them in my opinion.
Yeah, unfortunately, I've seen the trend shift due to certain regular Flash that get past the Portal that people will instinctively vote 2-5 on because they know the Flash series either has enough history to pass or has enough people behind it. As it were, this caused an eventual shift from a blam-happy NG like 2001-2003 was to a save-happy NG like 2007-present.

The search for a happy medium continues.

Should we check to see if Rohan hasn't been eaten by one?
Either that, or he got kicked to death by his own horse.
I was always more of a Gondor lad ;)
Ouch...I am a LotR whore...and that joke hurt my brain. :-P

Is this a good time to post a link to "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard"

At 11/16/09 12:46 PM, michelinman wrote: I remember when I first signed up, it was almost exactly how it is now. Everyone had about a 3 to 1 blam to save ratio.

I used to have a Blams : Saves ratio of getting close to 5 : 1. Now it's almost 1 : 2

Crazy how much things have turned around. Clock day '07 is to blame!!

It's hard to pinpoint one date for something like this.

And I agree Coop. The standard of what is saveworthy has dropped a mile since those days. Or maybe it's stayed the same, and it's become easier to reach that level as flash has gotten better and tutorials are easier to find. Who knows?

Some flash have improved loads. Others really haven't, but spam groups and their fanboys push them through, because it's easier to mass produce Saves than Blams - if you have 2 entries blammed in a month, you're banned for a short while, which is fair.

You don't get banned for making shitty movies that perhaps should be deleted, but get saved.

At 11/16/09 02:37 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
At 11/16/09 06:45 AM, Coop83 wrote: What has happened to him lately - I think he stopped posting in the LUL mostly and I haven't seen him around for a while.
Long time no see Coop :P When I stopped posting in the LUL I pretty much lost most of my motivation to post for the time being, unless it is something I really wish to say. As I've said before, I will be around more for Christmas, which will hopefully translate to more regular posting.

Hooray! So you are there and not kicked to death by said horse :) *puts away party hat*

And lastly, I will place myself as the Emergency Command Officer, in the event that balrogs kill all of the above.
Should we check to see if Rohan hasn't been eaten by one?

Either that, or he got kicked to death by his own horse.

I was always more of a Gondor lad ;)
My horse wouldn't kick me, look at my horse, my horse is amazing!

Does it indeed taste just like raisins?

Plus with you around, you might want to read my latest chapter of Blammer - it has a pretty nifty horse in it as well, so there's something for you there :)

At 11/17/09 11:50 AM, EagleRock wrote: I'd never dare go back to the LUL..there are just way too many congratulations to keep up with :-P I love the idea of the place, but time is ultimately lacking for me there. :-)

Well, just stop by and post your achievements - you don't need to post lists, we're happy to have the company.

Bahamut and Haggard both gave up with lists and now just lounge in there. So does gfoxcook, from time to time.

My horse wouldn't kick me, look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
I'm not going to lick it. I don't care it if tastes like raisins.

It's not the flavour I'm worried about, it's the fact that people don't tend to like horses that have turned into planes. I wouldn't turn it back, because I'm not a fan of horse winky :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 10:58:55


At 11/17/09 12:21 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Thank you very much Eagle. I would like to accept this position. I think I am ready for this, since like you said....I am active in both of the clubs. Thank you very much for letting me have this position :)

Anytime. Like I said, I give the position to the person that deserves it the most, so you earned it. :-)

In the meantime, check out the new IRC! I'll bring cookies!
You still own me my cookie :(

I'm reserving the cookies for the party. Please fill out form 27b/6 and come to the receiving desk for your cookie voucher. You will then receive your cookie at the party. Thanks!

At 11/17/09 02:09 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Yeah, when I get home I generally have a minor ritual of checking a few different websites, and I manage to squeeze a bit of NG time into that. Plus side is at the weekends I have much longer to spend on things such as NG.

Yeah, I usually worked the same way. Naturally my ritual ended around 2-3AM, but I did it nonetheless... :-)

Yeah, frankly I'm a bit overwhelmed at everybody's commendations, as I've seen myself somewhat as the quiet man of the EGB. Still, the support is very reassuring (and it may score me a cameo in Back to the Barracks ;P).

Well, to be honest, I'd like to cameo you in, but I'd need to know a bit more about you...I'll try to look at what you did in the past, but the general rule is more info about you, larger part in the story :-PP

At 11/18/09 07:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: Overall, the flash portal is pretty well moderated by Wade and it's kept controlled by the users who patrol it.

Wade Fulp is an Internet Badass, that's why. He handles the whole damn Portal by himself.

Is this a good time to post a link to "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard"

ANY TIME is a good time to link to that. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head btw... :-/

Well, just stop by and post your achievements - you don't need to post lists, we're happy to have the company.

Bahamut and Haggard both gave up with lists and now just lounge in there. So does gfoxcook, from time to time.

I'll have to consider it. It was a fun place to do bragging back in the day, and it might be good to just hand around the veterans once again.

My horse wouldn't kick me, look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
I'm not going to lick it. I don't care it if tastes like raisins.
It's not the flavour I'm worried about, it's the fact that people don't tend to like horses that have turned into planes. I wouldn't turn it back, because I'm not a fan of horse winky :P

I'd like to interject a completely irrational note here...

The horse has amazing powers that allow it to turn into a plane by a stroke of its mane, correct? Therefore, assuming TheWeebl (I'm assuming that was supposed to be him) does in fact stroke his mane and turn him into a plane, he would transform into one right on the spot. The horse would now, in fact, be an airplane, wings, metal, fuselage and all.

Here's my concern: you transform the plane back into the horse by tugging on its winky. However, where does the winky go, exactly? Does the airplane just happen to have a large penis flapping by as it flies through the air? Or is there a hidden compartment that you need to open to access said winky? I mean, the logistics just seem...weird.

So, don't ask yourself if you hate horse winky...ask yourself if you hate airplane winky... :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 12:02:11


Well, tis that time of year again, what's everyone's menu for next Thursday?

I'm looking at you Eagle, Byte, Lizz, Pork, Krev(if you're lurking the EGB), Fro, Ismael, hell the whole EGB. Who's doing what TURKEY DAY?

also, thanks for getting The Duck Song stuck in my head Eagle, it's so damn catchy I just watched it again!!!! damn you!!!!!!!!!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 14:37:29


At 11/18/09 12:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, tis that time of year again, what's everyone's menu for next Thursday?

I'm looking at you Eagle, Byte, Lizz, Pork, Krev(if you're lurking the EGB), Fro, Ismael, hell the whole EGB. Who's doing what TURKEY DAY?

I'll be eating thanksgiving dinner at more then one place I'm pretty sure. I'll be eating at my house with my parents, at my aunt's house where my mothers side of the family goes to eat while my father goes and eats with family, and then with my girlfriend's family.

So three days of thanksgiving dinner. Doesn't really change my eating habit calorie wise, but just what I eat I guess.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 14:53:40


Ouch, sorry to hear that Lizz. Man y'all have no clue what you're missing. Thanksgiving, Christmas, and the 4th of July are the 3 major holidays that give everyone an excellent excuse just to gorge themselves on delicious om noms!!!!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 16:04:41


At 11/18/09 12:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Who's doing what TURKEY DAY?

A whole week off from school = playing some video games I should have picked up years ago, and maybe getting a particular new one set in Renaissance Italy that interests me. And since I'm pretty much a pagan deity of gluttony, even I don't know how much I'm going to eat on the big day... We got a 21-pound turkey, actually, biggest one we've ever had. I don't like the white meat, too dry for me, but as long as there's leg, thigh, and wing meat, and some delicious whole-wheat/cornbread mixed stuffing and gravy, I'll probably set and break all-species records for eating.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 17:00:12


At 11/18/09 12:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, tis that time of year again, what's everyone's menu for next Thursday?

I'm looking at you Eagle, Byte, Lizz, Pork, Krev(if you're lurking the EGB), Fro, Ismael, hell the whole EGB. Who's doing what TURKEY DAY?

My sister will be hosting Thanksgiving this year. We'll have about 28 people in the house, and we will be eating from 10:00 AM until we all pass out from tryptophan overload. It will start with antipasto and salad, a meat and cheese platter, then lasagna and homemade meatballs; then some Italian soup, then a 26+ lb turkey with homemade stuffing, cranberry sauce, yams, sweet potatoes and potatoes (mashed and baked) , corn, carrots, and various other veggies, homemade gravy, loaves of Italian bread and enough wine, beer and soda to float a small aircraft carrier.

Afterwards, we will have homemade pumpkin pie, cheesecake, apple pie and tapioca, as well as numerous flavors of ice cream and jello, followed by three or four trays of Italian pastry (like cannollis, petit-fours and neopolitans) and chocolate-dipped cookies.

It will be a veritable orgy of food. I'll be wearing stretchy pants that day, that's for sure! And after we wake up in the late evening after passing out from gorging ourselves, we will shamelessly wander through the kitchen and pick the meat off the carcass with out fingers.

We have officially made Thanksgiving an Olympic event!

At 11/18/09 10:58 AM, EagleRock wrote: I'd like to interject a completely irrational note here...

The horse has amazing powers that allow it to turn into a plane by a stroke of its mane, correct? Therefore, assuming TheWeebl (I'm assuming that was supposed to be him) does in fact stroke his mane and turn him into a plane, he would transform into one right on the spot. The horse would now, in fact, be an airplane, wings, metal, fuselage and all.

Here's my concern: you transform the plane back into the horse by tugging on its winky. However, where does the winky go, exactly? Does the airplane just happen to have a large penis flapping by as it flies through the air? Or is there a hidden compartment that you need to open to access said winky? I mean, the logistics just seem...weird.

So, don't ask yourself if you hate horse winky...ask yourself if you hate airplane winky... :-)

Duh! If you're going to look for a plane's winky, just check the cockpit!!!!

And generally, I don't hate winkys - just the idiots they may be attached to, is all! (And, no, not all men are idiots. Most of you guys here in the EGB are actually pretty decent folk. But I have known my share of troglodytes that barely pass for men - and it's a shame I just can't seem to get a hunting license for that. Could you imagine that? If a woman ran the NRA, you'd be able to get a permit to kill stupid men during football season - but they'd have to limit it to 10 head per permit, or else there would be no men left for next year!)

Okay, I've ranted enough - I'm getting back to my story now... hopefully the next chapter will be out by the weekend!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 17:00:31


Sure Christmas is fine, but here in the US, we have 3 holidays to gorge. Y'all only have the one or maybe more, I'm not exactly sure.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-18 18:20:44


At 11/18/09 12:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, tis that time of year again, what's everyone's menu for next Thursday?

I'm looking at you Eagle, Byte, Lizz, Pork, Krev(if you're lurking the EGB), Fro, Ismael, hell the whole EGB. Who's doing what TURKEY DAY?

This Thanksgiving we're over at the in-laws. My parents are coming too, so it's like a big hybrid-family feast...thingy. With food. Lots of it.

also, thanks for getting The Duck Song stuck in my head Eagle, it's so damn catchy I just watched it again!!!! damn you!!!!!!!!!

Hey! Got any grapes?

At 11/18/09 12:46 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Turkey day? You mean thanks giving? Hehehehe. We don't have that over here, so possibly just egg chips and beans for me :)

The NOMitude is much larger in the states I see. I just wish turkey day wasn't continually engulfed by the urge to start selling Christmas shit the friggin day after. I refuse to leave the house on Black Friday.

At 11/18/09 05:00 PM, byteslinger wrote: My sister will be hosting Thanksgiving this year. We'll have about 28 people in the house, and we will be eating from 10:00 AM until we all pass out from tryptophan overload. It will start with antipasto and salad, a meat and cheese platter, then lasagna and homemade meatballs; then some Italian soup, then a 26+ lb turkey with homemade stuffing, cranberry sauce, yams, sweet potatoes and potatoes (mashed and baked) , corn, carrots, and various other veggies, homemade gravy, loaves of Italian bread and enough wine, beer and soda to float a small aircraft carrier.

Sounds like a true Italian Thanksgiving. That's basically what we do at the in-laws', except smaller turkey...:-)

Afterwards, we will have homemade pumpkin pie, cheesecake, apple pie and tapioca, as well as numerous flavors of ice cream and jello, followed by three or four trays of Italian pastry (like cannollis, petit-fours and neopolitans) and chocolate-dipped cookies.

Yum. We tend to do more traditional Thanksgiving desserts, such as apple and pumpkin pie (my wife makes the pumpkin pie, which is superb, might I add :-).

We have officially made Thanksgiving an Olympic event!

Bring home the gold!

Duh! If you're going to look for a plane's winky, just check the cockpit!!!!

***STABBING PAINS IN BRAIN WON'T GO AWAY***

:-)

Okay, I've ranted enough - I'm getting back to my story now... hopefully the next chapter will be out by the weekend!

Great to hear! It's also great to hear that not all men are stupid. By the way, I saw you connected on IRC yesterday...sorry for not responding in time. I was around, but not looking at the screen. Besides, #debian on FreeNode was taking up my screen with stupid arguments about whether to use apt-get or aptitude, so I missed your post. :-)

Hope to see more members on IRC tonight! :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-19 04:21:23


At 11/18/09 05:00 PM, byteslinger wrote: Duh! If you're going to look for a plane's winky, just check the cockpit!!!!

Or this.

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At 11/18/09 10:58 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 11/18/09 07:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: Overall, the flash portal is pretty well moderated by Wade and it's kept controlled by the users who patrol it.
Wade Fulp is an Internet Badass, that's why. He handles the whole damn Portal by himself.

And that's why Wadolf is buff, while Adolf is skinny and pasty.

Is this a good time to post a link to "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard"
ANY TIME is a good time to link to that. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head btw... :-/

There are worse things that can get stuck in you head - javelins, for example.

Bahamut and Haggard both gave up with lists and now just lounge in there. So does gfoxcook, from time to time.
I'll have to consider it. It was a fun place to do bragging back in the day, and it might be good to just hand around the veterans once again.

Cool, maybe I'll get stuck at the character limit for a post soon :P

Here's my concern: you transform the plane back into the horse by tugging on its winky. However, where does the winky go, exactly? Does the airplane just happen to have a large penis flapping by as it flies through the air? Or is there a hidden compartment that you need to open to access said winky? I mean, the logistics just seem...weird.

So, don't ask yourself if you hate horse winky...ask yourself if you hate airplane winky... :-)

Wait a minute, that's not a joystick... Eew, I don't want to know why it's all sticky. *notices fresh breeze* WHERE DID THE PLANE GO?! *strokes mane furiously*

At 11/18/09 12:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, tis that time of year again, what's everyone's menu for next Thursday?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-19 09:25:18


I had a look on Wikipedia about Thanks Giving and it sounds great as Lizzardis says over here in England we don't have that holiday but still I like the idea of Turkey. I loved the series that you linked to Coop83 it was one of those cartoon, I loved to see back in 2001 sadly the last one was submitted in 2003. If you got to agro23 website I don't think its been updated since 2007 shame that he did not make any more they were so funny. Nice to here from you SlashFirestorm talking of links I don't like the Peta message used so much in this one but still not a bad game.


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At 11/17/09 11:50 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 11/16/09 12:24 PM, Ismael92 wrote: I also think that having an IRC server is a great idea! I have a lot of experience with IRC because I used to use it a lot in the past, and it's also very easy to use so no-one should have a problem with it.
Well, wait no longer, because the IRC server is up! Feel free to join and have fun!

Great! I'll try to be there whenever I'm online :D

At 11/17/09 12:21 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 11/17/09 11:50 AM, EagleRock wrote: I can't think of a more perfect person for the role at this time. His actions speak for himself. All that's left for him to do is accept. :-)
Thank you very much Eagle. I would like to accept this position. I think I am ready for this, since like you said....I am active in both of the clubs. Thank you very much for letting me have this position :)

I'm sorry to see you go Rohan. However, I appreciate that you chose me, and said that i would be a good replacement. Thank you very much. I won't let you down :)

Congrats! You are pretty active there so you really deserve it. And as Eagle said, you are the perfect person for the role :)

At 11/18/09 12:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, tis that time of year again, what's everyone's menu for next Thursday?

I'm looking at you Eagle, Byte, Lizz, Pork, Krev(if you're lurking the EGB), Fro, Ismael, hell the whole EGB. Who's doing what TURKEY DAY?

also, thanks for getting The Duck Song stuck in my head Eagle, it's so damn catchy I just watched it again!!!! damn you!!!!!!!!!

We don't celebrate that here. And we don't celebrate independence day either. While those dates mean nothing to me, I admit that after reading some of the posts above I'm feeling a bit jealous.

At 11/18/09 05:00 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 11/18/09 12:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, tis that time of year again, what's everyone's menu for next Thursday?

I'm looking at you Eagle, Byte, Lizz, Pork, Krev(if you're lurking the EGB), Fro, Ismael, hell the whole EGB. Who's doing what TURKEY DAY?
My sister will be hosting Thanksgiving this year. We'll have about 28 people in the house, and we will be eating from 10:00 AM until we all pass out from tryptophan overload.

28 people? Lots of food and drink? Now I really wish I lived in the States, that must be great! I hope you all have a good time, I'm pretty sure you will!

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I always thought we had plenty of holidays to stuff ourselves on. Plus days and weeks off, we do just fine :3.

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Another HoopzShort submitted by thehoopz. Possibly file-swapped.

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At 11/19/09 07:20 PM, LifeinClocktopia wrote: Another HoopzShort submitted by thehoopz. Possibly file-swapped.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 8440

This isn't fileswapped. I saw this in the portal earlier, and it looked that it might have been swapped, until I saw the actual flash under judgment. I'm guessing it was passed in the old fashion way- mass '5' voting.

No, this isn't at all a fileswap. Just another bad flash that passed in.


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I'm just stopping in to say that i am still here and watching this thread and newgrounds go by me. I have not been around much at all in the past month and i don't know when this will change. Though i do have intentions of coming around again, i don't know when. There are things that are changing, such as my free time. When i have a hour i don't feel like coming here, but sleeping.

Now i'm rambling on about nothing :::somthingi have become good at::: I will be back, just saying hi to you all.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-20 22:25:29


First off, congrats to Lizz for stepping up and taking his new role in the EGB. He will be perfect for the role of NGPD Liason Officer. Let's give him a big round of cheer!

*Crowd cheers wildly*

I'll be making the changes to the EGB website very soon to reflect these new roles - I just wanted to give it a few days to make sure everyone was okay in their positions before I changed the site.

AND...... Chapter 17 - Devil In The Details is now online.

Just when you thought you had it all figured out....hehehe...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-21 15:36:28



I'm a mod!/ Sign up for the NGPD, To Blam and Protect. Post in the thread if you want to join, all new recruits are welcome! :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-21 16:16:15



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-21 22:22:17


Isn't it annoying when you know something's been deleted before, but you can't find the eulogy for the original?

This one got mass-voted onto the top 50 a little while ago, and a thread was made complaining about the state of the top 50, so Wade deleted it. However, no link = flag at your own risk (which I'm not really expecting anyone to do, all things considered).

Man, we really need a eulogy search feature. :/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-21 22:29:08


I don't think that flash is stolen Tolietpaper if you click on his website it leads you do the games, plus he been on the site since 2005 and has won lots of 4 trophies here is the website. his http://pgstudios.org/ See the flash is there it leads to http://www.bubblebox.com/play/action/155 6.htm I'm not sure why you thought it may be stolen though. On your page when you edit comments there is now an option to delete all comments handy if you get a spammer on your page. I have played Fable 2 and its got amazing looking graphics the game looks good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-21 23:34:25


Eaglerock, request permission to enter The Elite Guard Barracks, Sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-22 00:29:25


At 11/21/09 11:34 PM, Bjfox wrote: Eaglerock, request permission to enter The Elite Guard Barracks, Sir!

Sigh....I'm not even a part of the elite guard and yet i check in it from time to time. Now seeing your level has given me so much of a facepalm that i have to even reply to this post. First thing you arent even a private so you can't join. Second you are level one signed up way to close to now and have not a lot of posts or even the few that you do have are probably not good quality. Try again when you are a police rank or with 2,499 B/P if you want a laugh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-22 01:06:35


At 11/21/09 11:02 PM, michelinman wrote: So you created an alt to get around a ban. Outstanding. You realize that that's like REALLY against the rules right?

Please remember the rules around here...no responding to trolls...thanks!

At 11/21/09 11:34 PM, Bjfox wrote: Eaglerock, request permission to enter The Elite Guard Barracks, Sir!

Thanks for showing interest in the Elite Guard Barracks! Unfortunately, you do not fulfill the requirements to join. To do so, you need to have at least 2,500 B/P points (Elite Guard Private or better). a bronze whistle, and a good posting history. If you are not familiar with blamming or protecting, you can consult the Newgrounds FAQ for instructions. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me anytime!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-11-22 21:57:36


I was just taking a gander over at the NGPD, and their posts have gotten quite lengthy since Tails wanted the rest of them to act more maturely. Since the unlocking, he's been hitting the rest of them to keep them in line, and a damn fine job he's doing.

Also, congrats to SpiffyMasta for the new job of the new Unit Ops at the NGPD. *hands a reward of some kind to Spiffy* Congrats man, you deserve it. DON'T LET KANYE RUIN YOUR SPEECH!!!!!!


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