At 11/11/09 04:59 AM, MadisonDavenport wrote: Now one thing I have al;ways wondered is... How the hell does the kitty Krew stay on newgrounds? And the clock krew is O.K... The Star Krew has good graphics some of the time... BUT THE KITTY KREW IS COMPLETLY IMMATURE! I just don't understand some of the humor that people have!

Their submissions are basically just to be ignored. Vote on them what you feel they deserve and leave it at that.

Well... Does anyone no of any other really annoying group? Because Tom Fulp deleted 100 of KK's subbmissions BTW (really!)

I'll guarantee you that Tom didn't delete any Kitty Krew flash at all. Wade deals with stuff like that ;)

Oh and by the way, most people think Spam crews are really bad any everything, Well, without them, where would we go to find abusive reviews? How would the many crews and Flash colabs ever have started? Sure, some of the spam is just plain Gay and annoying, but some of it is also epic and considered part of the portal history.

I think you're taking a dim view of the situation here - you're not supposed to go out and find abusive reviews for the whistle points. You're supposed to go out and find the abusive reviews to clear Newgrounds up. Just go and have a look, there are thousands of abusive reviews on the site. I should know, after all.

Like B for instance.

Yeah, B started a revolution, where the Clock Crew stepped up and a bunch of animators made decent flash. Watching well animated Clock Crew flash always raises a smile. Then came the Lock Legion, which was basically because of internal politics within the Clock Crew. The other 'spin off' groups that have jumped on the bandwagon just did it for the spam, which is not to be encouraged.

Any way, SPam cCrews have started many actual crews like The Garbage Whistle Crew.

Which is completely useless and a waste of time

So are there any other annoying groups that we could go and BLAM away?

We're not a blamming crew. We encourage people to vote how they think a flash deserves to be voted upon.

I know that I'm responding to a Troll here, but it does no harm in re-iterating the mission statements of the barracks every once in a while, does it?

At 11/11/09 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: I know that I'm responding to a Troll here, but it does no harm in re-iterating the mission statements of the barracks every once in a while, does it?

No, it doesn't. And IMO, as long as whoever your responding to is at least making coherent sense and not just being a complete dick in his posts, I don't see why it should even count as responding to a troll. Hell, even Levon (and a few others) has proven in this thread that he can at least string a sentence together, so as long as the point they're trying to make goes beyond "YOUR ALL GAY LOLOLOLOLOL!!1", I don't see what the harm in debating opinions on good or bad conduct around NG is.

Just as long as it stays civil, and you know when to quit arguing, I suppose.

At 11/11/09 04:59 AM, MadisonDavenport wrote: Now one thing I have al;ways wondered is... How the hell does the kitty Krew stay on newgrounds? And the clock krew is O.K... The Star Krew has good graphics some of the time... BUT THE KITTY KREW IS COMPLETLY IMMATURE! I just don't understand some of the humor that people have!

Well... Does anyone no of any other really annoying group? Because Tom Fulp deleted 100 of KK's subbmissions BTW (really!)

Sauron, if you're going to be like that, do it with something that I wouldn't recognize in my sleep. I remember WTF Kitty Krew probably as well as you do, or better. Come on, Levon and Fleek do better than that, and they write in such a butchered form of the English language that it takes an expert to decipher their posts!

At 11/11/09 09:13 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just as long as it stays civil, and you know when to quit arguing, I suppose.

Not when he copied and pasted it from at least two different anti-spam threads, one of which I remember rather well, and the other I'm sure I've seen before but I forget where.

At 11/11/09 11:04 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Sauron, if you're going to be like that, do it with something that I wouldn't recognize in my sleep. I remember WTF Kitty Krew probably as well as you do, or better. Come on, Levon and Fleek do better than that, and they write in such a butchered form of the English language that it takes an expert to decipher their posts!

49 pages. Wow. Guess the Kitty Krew has gotten a lot of hate over the years. :P

At 11/11/09 09:13 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just as long as it stays civil, and you know when to quit arguing, I suppose.

Not when he copied and pasted it from at least two different anti-spam threads, one of which I remember rather well, and the other I'm sure I've seen before but I forget where.

I think it's pretty obvious at this point that this is just some troll who copied and pasted this to try and get a reaction out of us. He's probably with some spam group. I think it's safe to say go ahead and ignore the troll. Way to be on your toes soulmaster. :P

At 11/11/09 11:04 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Not when he copied and pasted it from at least two different anti-spam threads, one of which I remember rather well, and the other I'm sure I've seen before but I forget where.

Hehe... you should change your name to Troll-Finder. It'd make a nice idiot / troll combo addition to the thread! :P

My bad for not knowing it was copypasta. If only it wasn't, it would've been a nice change from the million lines of "EGB SUCKS!!!!!!" and some random goatse picture at the bottom. Oh well... better luck next time...

Imma go shut up now.

Crebz. Need I say more?

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At 11/11/09 05:02 PM, michelinman wrote: Crebz. Need I say more?

Yeah, it would actually help if you tell us why you are posting that. By the looks of that post, someone may think that we downvote / flag something just because of the author.

At 11/11/09 05:18 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Yeah, it would actually help if you tell us why you are posting that. By the looks of that post, someone may think that we downvote / flag something just because of the author.

Sowwy. I put the effort into the post I made at the NGPD. Nothing really malicious about this flash, but if ever there was a time for you to go watch a UJ flash and vote based on its quality, now is it. I think that's fair to say, right?

I'm more interested in this:

• Unsuitable Submission

  This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.

At the very least, it's borderline racism coupled with a seemingly personal attack on Jamoke. Should this be flagged as unsuitable?

I noticed that he has hacked another account ironic that the name of that account is called Deleted .Never gives up does Crebz does or Chris Beer. I actually though his latest animation he has put more effort into it but its got a racist word in it. I saw the one about Jamoke not sure I will watch it. I was sad to see that ZONE-SAMA had to remove the latest flash because of copyright claim here is the link to her page. http://zone-sama.newgrounds.com/ I'm really mad it was I thought a cool parody I don't understand why this was removed will her other ones be next? I only saw this twice a shame i know its Hentai but she is such a cool artist. Sad but not the first time things have been removed. I saw a thread in General about it got locked but a shame.

At 11/11/09 05:27 PM, michelinman wrote: Sowwy. I put the effort into the post I made at the NGPD. Nothing really malicious about this flash, but if ever there was a time for you to go watch a UJ flash and vote based on its quality, now is it. I think that's fair to say, right?

It includes the "N" word, so you're not wholly off the mark with being wary. However, in its own way it was almost kinda funny, and very near legitimacy. Well, at least the closest Crebz has ever come to "funny", and major progress for someone who, not long ago, was little more than "i wish i were cr0m" combined with what seemed to be a wannabe Anonymous and a few pictures of Kurt Cobain.

At 11/11/09 12:16 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Hehe... you should change your name to Troll-Finder. It'd make a nice idiot / troll combo addition to the thread! :P

I just happen to have a relatively good memory for spammers, rule-breakers, and trolls at my disposal. And he's in it, with multiple references, including Kitty Krew membership (then again, even I hung out on the KK forums) and submitting two movies a day for about two months to reach the Top 10 Uploaders. Nothing too nasty though, except maybe a large number of Flash about Andrea364. I also happen to remember threads in which I posted rather often, like the one I linked. I'd actually tell FatKidWitAJetPack about this, but he left NG.

At 11/11/09 05:33 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: I'm more interested in this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7661
At the very least, it's borderline racism coupled with a seemingly personal attack on Jamoke. Should this be flagged as unsuitable?

Nah, not unsuitable. Hilarious. And hey, Jamoke even admits he likes fried chicken. See, humor in racism is about context and content. It's a lighthearted jab at a user based on a racial stereotype, not some KKK rant about "LYNCH ALL N****RS!" or anything. Nobody's sending Jamoke out to pick cotton under the threat of a whip, nobody's burning a cross in his yard, nobody's even making him sit at the back of a bus, just having him eat some fried chicken.

Resubmitted.

Resubmit:

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Obituary:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/517681

At 11/11/09 10:23 PM, michelinman wrote:

Resubmit:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7692
Obituary:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 7681

Looks like it was blammed again.

So last night Ralphie May did a comedy act at my college. I have to say that it was quite funny and wasn't like anything that you would have seen on comedy central or the last comic standing as he didn't have to go with his safe jokes. Actually, he had to be one of the dickish/dirtiest comedians I've ever seen and I quite enjoyed it. :)

The last guy was quite funny too though even though his jokes were all on the safe side. (I'm sure you've all heard of him, even though I forget his name and I'm too lazy to search it) He was the guy who made the evolution of dance youtube video.

I guess the best things about these acts are they are free.

At 11/12/09 10:23 AM, Fro wrote: So last night Ralphie May did a comedy act at my college.

Ralphie May was funny even on Last Comic Standing. He deserved to win over Dat Phan, as hilarious as that name may be. I actually got a friend who reminds me of him.

I guess the best things about these acts are they are free.

The best things in life are free

At 11/12/09 11:49 AM, TheThing wrote: The best things in life are free

Oxygen FTW! :P

At 11/11/09 09:04 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Nah, not unsuitable. Hilarious. And hey, Jamoke even admits he likes fried chicken.

Meh, some people find the mere mention of black people + KFC / watermelons / laz0rz / whatever other retarded garbage is spewed out of 4chan offensive, regardless of context or humour. Then again, most of those are the types of people who spend their whole lives in protest of one petty infraction of dignity after another, and shouldn't really be listened to.

I think the review Jamoke left for that submission says it all. He even stole the icon! XD

At 11/12/09 11:49 AM, TheThing wrote: Ralphie May was funny even on Last Comic Standing. He deserved to win over Dat Phan, as hilarious as that name may be. I actually got a friend who reminds me of him.

Dude, no way. Dat Phan was hilarious. I loved the voice he made when he was making fun of his mom. DAT PHAN NO! Haha. I forget the name of that one guy on there that really made me laugh. He had cerebral palsy or something like that. He made jokes about how he couldn't control his arm. :P That guy was cool as hell.

I guess the best things about these acts are they are free.

The best things in life are free

Except snowboarding. Resorts charge up the ass for you to do that. :/

At 11/12/09 12:01 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

I think the review Jamoke left for that submission says it all. He even stole the icon! XD

Nah, parlux stole the icon from Jamoke. :P Maybe we should flag him for that? Haha. That review is pretty much epic win though. I'm glad it's screenshotted and documented in the forums now. Can come back and grab it now if I need it. Haha.

At 11/11/09 08:49 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I noticed that he has hacked another account ironic that the name of that account is called Deleted .Never gives up does Crebz does or Chris Beer.

Just to clarify, Chris Beer, Crebz, and all other variations are all the same guy. I also can't believe that Beer has been here since 1/5/03. It's hard to believe he's been here for almost 7 years. And just recently, he's been an issue. Anyone know why?

Also, for those subscribed, you should have gotten the PMs sorry for taking so long. Also, this chapter is almost a full 14 pages in length.

At 11/12/09 01:49 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Just to clarify, Chris Beer, Crebz, and all other variations are all the same guy. I also can't believe that Beer has been here since 1/5/03. It's hard to believe he's been here for almost 7 years. And just recently, he's been an issue. Anyone know why?

I've got a theory. I did some looking around because I remember deleted from 2003 as a username that stood out. Turns out, I remember it because she was like infatuated with Bedn back in the day, and being a she during a time when she's were scarce, she was popular. So there's 2 options here. Either deleted got hacked by crebz and he's using that as a spam account, or what I personally hope.... Is that it really was crebz all along pretending to be a girl. Lmao, if crebz did this?

At 11/12/09 01:49 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 11/11/09 08:49 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I noticed that he has hacked another account ironic that the name of that account is called Deleted .Never gives up does Crebz does or Chris Beer.

Just to clarify, Chris Beer, Crebz, and all other variations are all the same guy. I also can't believe that Beer has been here since 1/5/03. It's hard to believe he's been here for almost 7 years. And just recently, he's been an issue. Anyone know why?

He hasn't been here since '03. He just got into that old account and just bragged about how he "hacked" it. He hasn't even been here for a year. So don't talk about him because all it does is boost his ego.

At 11/12/09 12:32 PM, michelinman wrote: Haha. I forget the name of that one guy on there that really made me laugh. He had cerebral palsy or something like that. He made jokes about how he couldn't control his arm. :P That guy was cool as hell.

It was like Josh or something. He ended up with a Comedy Central special, and a year or 2 ago I saw that he was doing an Atlantic City Casino show (couldn't go though). Dude was hilarious.

I guess the best things about these acts are they are free.

The best things in life are free

Except snowboarding. Resorts charge up the ass for you to do that. :/

Same thing with sex.

I find the lack of activity disturbing. Usually before I write either a continuation or a new chapter of my fic, I like to get feedback to see if any ideas crop up.

At 11/12/09 12:32 PM, michelinman wrote:

At 11/12/09 11:49 AM, TheThing wrote: Ralphie May was funny even on Last Comic Standing. He deserved to win over Dat Phan, as hilarious as that name may be. I actually got a friend who reminds me of him.

Dude, no way. Dat Phan was hilarious. I loved the voice he made when he was making fun of his mom. DAT PHAN NO! Haha. I forget the name of that one guy on there that really made me laugh. He had cerebral palsy or something like that. He made jokes about how he couldn't control his arm. :P That guy was cool as hell.

I loved that season of Last Comic Standing...the whole politics in the house with Rich Vos as "The Don" was incredibly interesting. Also, I would've chosen him or Ralphie May over Dat Phan. Dat was awesome, but his jokes were repetitive. Vos and May had much more material to work with than his mother and Top Ramen...lol

The best things in life are free

Scotch isn't free. Except at weddings. :-P

At 11/12/09 07:01 PM, EagleRock wrote: I loved that season of Last Comic Standing...the whole politics in the house with Rich Vos as "The Don" was incredibly interesting. Also, I would've chosen him or Ralphie May over Dat Phan. Dat was awesome, but his jokes were repetitive. Vos and May had much more material to work with than his mother and Top Ramen...lol

You're on crack. :P Also, does anyone remember Chris Porter? I'm pretty sure he was from that same season as all those guys we've been talking about. He was one of my favorite ones. That link is to my favorite performance by him. That costket joke had me rolling for like ten minutes. Haha.

At 11/12/09 06:50 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I find the lack of activity disturbing. Usually before I write either a continuation or a new chapter of my fic, I like to get feedback to see if any ideas crop up.

Put me in it.

Stolen Flash:

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Original:

http://www.gnorb.net/games/bloody-pengui n-baseball.html

I remember playing this game all the time as a kid. Notice how the quality is raped on the NG version. Looks like it got ripped from the site with some cheap software.

Good work it was flagged I found another author who by the looks of it has stolen two flashes .I saw some stolen reviews but checked and found one flash on this site first one

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stolen from here!

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  BlEED I

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  A Zombie Shooter that will keep getting better.

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Stolen from many sites by the look of it

http://www.playedonline.com/game/517/Sca ry-Sleep-Over.html
http://www.freegamesonline.dk/funnygames /insanegames/scarysleepover/index.php

Just type the name its easy to find on the net and look at this sign update http://warscrew.newgrounds.com/

Anyway lucky find I will PM Tom Fulp.

At 11/12/09 07:01 PM, EagleRock wrote:

The best things in life are free

Scotch isn't free. Except at weddings. :-P

The Xmas party in 2006 was when the scotch was free for me - the boss cracked open an 18 year old single malt and 4 of us sat around the fire and just blitzed ourselves slowly over the course of the evening. A wonderful way to kick off the festivities.

Yea, that's a good way to start the Christmas season, getting completely drunk off your ass. How'd the Christmas office party go Coop?

That sounds like a good time, Coop. I'm also curious as to how it went.

We need to have a Christmas meet-up one of these years.

Not sure what to think of this. When one does a first flash, it is terrible, and usually a movie. This author has submitted his "first flash", and it seems to be really good, but also on kongregate:

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  You need to send the ball as high as you can.

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http://www.kongregate.com/games/dwild/su per-rebounce

Not sure what to think of this, as this is still under judgment at kongregate, although there are oddities:
If this is this man's first flash, why not say that under the comments at kongregate?
The usernames do not match up.
This account was made 5 days ago, not sure if to trust or not.

What's your take, guys? I didn't flag, but I'm going to keep my eyes peeled.

posted in the NGPD as well