Hey guys, I just came back to Newgrounds for a while, not attempting to re-join, but stopping in to say hello. No time for posting as much as I used to, but there isn't much I can do about that until the end of this year. Hopefully everyone is doing alright here and life is going well.

On a more serious note, if you guys haven't checked out the flash portal, the Top 50 have been taken up by the clock crew and their mass voting. I suggest you vote them back down with all of your great voting powers, respectively of course. Some of them aren't that bad, however, they're ruining the positions of people who deserve those spots. Like I said, respectively (I don't want to get into any trouble because I don't mean mass downvote).

Anyways, see you all around. If it isn't a bother once in a while I was hoping to drop back in around here and say hello.

At 10/25/09 12:52 PM, AlternativaPlatforms wrote: Someone stole our fucking flash.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 5768

No need to cry about it!

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Now, the real Japanese author's actual username was "cosine", which is part of the submitter's username. However I had this Flash, among others in the set, on my computer over a year ago. Also the icon and description point to it being the Miyuki in the series (though Miyuki is misspelled), however it's another character from the show (forget her name). I'm a bit suspicious of this one, maybe it's stolen though I can't find it on h-cosine.com which is supposedly the original source.

At 10/25/09 03:47 PM, AlternativaPlatforms wrote: I have a list of pontential users that done this before.

PSPownsMeself
ANDREWC12
and MisterLevon

You know you could report it right? Assuming you're not a troll that is.

At 10/25/09 04:04 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/25/09 03:47 PM, AlternativaPlatforms wrote: I have a list of pontential users that done this before.

PSPownsMeself
ANDREWC12
and MisterLevon

You know you could report it right? Assuming you're not a troll that is.

They aren't, I remember these people from the portal. As for the imposters, that goes without saying. By the way the way, you could have done more with that bunker level, AP.

Hello AnalPenguinFarming long time no see nice to here from you even if just to say hello. Well I did notice in the portal Lock Legion flashes something to do with Ban Day, but I don't agree that they are being mass voted I did not think there were that many. Most seemed to be of good quality. I love Locks because they are close to clocks. I clicked on that page and it came up with a printer page so be careful. 50vmp I recall he used to be on Rage's thread he did have some alts shame he got locked must have broke some rules to locked. Like another user called SirCannabisClock who i think is still locked since August 2008.

At 10/25/09 06:52 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Hello AnalPenguinFarming long time no see nice to here from you even if just to say hello. Well I did notice in the portal Lock Legion flashes something to do with Ban Day, but I don't agree that they are being mass voted I did not think there were that many. Most seemed to be of good quality. I love Locks because they are close to clocks. I clicked on that page and it came up with a printer page so be careful. 50vmp I recall he used to be on Rage's thread he did have some alts shame he got locked must have broke some rules to locked. Like another user called SirCannabisClock who i think is still locked since August 2008.

I thought that Ban Day wasn't too bad. Some of the flash were horrible quality, but others were real winners. I'd say the day was not horribly overdone with mass-voting. Either way, it's all good.

Well, I am typing up on a new laptop (the Acer Aspire One) which I'm using to see exactly how well a netbook performs with B/Ping. So far, so good. At least once you plop Linux on it. I might actually consider using this machine to type up my new story instead of the MacBook, but I'm still torn. I'm still working on it, so don't think I forgot it!

OH MY GOD HE DID FORGET!!! lmao, just messin with ya Eagle. Sadly, I still have yet to read chapter 15 of BUF. That and little by little chapter 10 of my fic is coming along, slowly, but surely. Man, between funny webcomics(CtrlAlrDel-online.com/Cyanide & Happiness/Surviving The World), writing my fanfic, reading the rest of Sinners Arc 2, reading the rest of BUF, schoolwork, homework, and work, there's just too much to do, and not enough time in which tom fucking do it!!!!!

At 10/26/09 01:05 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: OH MY GOD HE DID FORGET!!! lmao, just messin with ya Eagle. Sadly, I still have yet to read chapter 15 of BUF. That and little by little chapter 10 of my fic is coming along, slowly, but surely. Man, between funny webcomics(CtrlAlrDel-online.com/Cyanide & Happiness/Surviving The World), writing my fanfic, reading the rest of Sinners Arc 2, reading the rest of BUF, schoolwork, homework, and work, there's just too much to do, and not enough time in which tom fucking do it!!!!!

Haha! I like it.

Speaking of the story, I have a little pleasantry to announce:
Back in the Barracks - Prologue

At 10/26/09 11:01 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Speaking of the story, I have a little pleasantry to announce:
Back in the Barracks - Prologue

Yes, by all means, read it now - it's a good start, right out of the gate. Looks like it takes place in "current" times, so maybe a few of us "noobs" (who didn't get killed off in the last book) could make a cameo appearance? It should be just as engrossing as the first one -I'm just not sure of the plot line yet, though. Either way, I know I'll like it.

And since great minds think alike, I am pleased to let you all know that I have just finished the next chapter of my storyline:

Chapter 12 - Let's do the time warp again

It's the beginning of the end - after the first jump back, life as we know it begins to change. But it's not quite over yet - and Murphy's law lives in the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

(and, yes, there are a few shameless references to some other movies in this chapter, just to lighten things up a bit! )

So, go ahead - there's a lot of reading to catch up on!

At 10/26/09 11:01 PM, EagleRock wrote: Speaking of the story, I have a little pleasantry to announce:
Back in the Barracks - Prologue

Nice, you made me the narrator. That's a really nice little piece you're written there and I'm going to have to find some time to get me back in the saddle to read the rest of this tale.

Thanks.

Good one Lizz. Normally Id have been home way long before now, but there was a blood drive on the main campus so I chose to donate. Also, QUIT RELEASING NEW STUFF!!!! I CAN'T CATCH THE FUCK UP!!!! lmao, I'll get around to it sooner or later.

Hey Eagle, please tell me there aren't really any connections between BUF and the sequel. If so, I'm FUCKED!!!!!

At 10/27/09 02:51 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 10/27/09 02:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: but there was a blood drive on the main campus so I chose to donate.

Awwww. Aw SC is so luffly and helps save lives!

Well, I've already had major surgery on my back for those I've told. I had to receive someone else's blood to survive. I think I have enough battle damage on my person for one lifetime. I figure that by donating blood, I don't have to donate organs. I came into this world in one piece, that's how I want to leave. Save for the back surgery. It all evens out in my opinion.

Also, I'm O POSITIVE!!! Correct me if I'm wrong, but all types of blood type O are Universal Donors, right?

Hey Eagle, please tell me there aren't really any connections between BUF and the sequel. If so, I'm FUCKED!!!!!

I think there might be. Don't forget this story is AFTER the old one. Maybe he will tie some old things up :\

That confirms it, I AM FUCKED!!!

At 10/27/09 02:59 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

Well, I've already had major surgery on my back for those I've told. I had to receive someone else's blood to survive. I think I have enough battle damage on my person for one lifetime. I figure that by donating blood, I don't have to donate organs. I came into this world in one piece, that's how I want to leave. Save for the back surgery. It all evens out in my opinion.

I hope the surgery went well. Sounds a little scary, actually...

Also, I'm O POSITIVE!!! Correct me if I'm wrong, but all types of blood type O are Universal Donors, right?

Truth be told, the universal donor is O negative - which, BTW, happens to be my blood type. I'm glad you donate blood - I've donated over 5 gallons in the course of my life (yes, 40 pints). I used to do it about twice a year - but now, my iron levels go up and down, so they sometimes tell me "not today".

Oh, if you're reading my fanfic, you'll be back soon...very soon!

Don't worry Byte, I had that major surgery 7/14/06. I'm all healed now. Though part of the original rod assembly did come loose and they had to go back in and snip it out that was 3/31/07 just before spring break. I only feel pain when I do a whole shit load of bending over and scrubbing and things of that sort.

*hugs Byte for her concern* YAY!!!

Also, I can't wait to get back and KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS!!! BOOYAH! *whips out a tri-rocket launcher with a grenade launcher attachment*

WHO WANTS SOME?!

At 10/27/09 12:08 AM, byteslinger wrote: Yes, by all means, read it now - it's a good start, right out of the gate. Looks like it takes place in "current" times, so maybe a few of us "noobs" (who didn't get killed off in the last book) could make a cameo appearance? It should be just as engrossing as the first one -I'm just not sure of the plot line yet, though. Either way, I know I'll like it.

Yep...current time. Don't have an exact time, but I will say that the EGB Roster according to the sequel is built off of LIzz's last update, with some minor adjustments to fit it into the story (Phantom was no longer in charge, I'm dead, etc.) You can expect a lot of people to get face time in this one. And the narrator will change hands almost every chapter.

And since great minds think alike, I am pleased to let you all know that I have just finished the next chapter of my storyline:

It was quite good. I unfortunately don't have much to say at this point...there is little to speculate on, as all possibilities in your story are drilling down to pretty obvious options. Now it's just a matter of waiting patiently for you to publish the next chapter!

At 10/27/09 08:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nice, you made me the narrator. That's a really nice little piece you're written there and I'm going to have to find some time to get me back in the saddle to read the rest of this tale.

Yep! The narrator does change hands, so you won't be narrator every chapter, but I am trying to make this story a little less focused towards my character. Obviously that won't be too hard, since I'm dead. :-)

At 10/27/09 08:52 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Does this mean that I can start bugging you on AIM Eagle about your story? Can I? Huh? Can I! :P

Oh dear, I created a monster!

At 10/27/09 02:48 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Good one Lizz. Normally Id have been home way long before now, but there was a blood drive on the main campus so I chose to donate. Also, QUIT RELEASING NEW STUFF!!!! I CAN'T CATCH THE FUCK UP!!!! lmao, I'll get around to it sooner or later.

Hahaha...I do promise my original story gets better as time goes on. By around chapter 20 or so it basically blows wide open.

Hey Eagle, please tell me there aren't really any connections between BUF and the sequel. If so, I'm FUCKED!!!!!

Why do you say that? Are you referring to how you get killed off in Byte's story? Well, I'll give you a spoiler, here's the first sentence of Chapter 1:

"The story begins with SlntCobra1's death."

...just kidding. But you are in the first chapter. And as far as the story connectivity, it is there, but it's not as huge as you'd think. The story happens 2 years after the events of BUF, so naturally all that died are dead, etc. Slash is in charge since Phantom ended up getting sloshed all the time, Coop is second-in-command, etc. And there are little artifacts from the story that will pop up, but they don't have a humongous impact on the current plot.

I'm working ont he story tonight, so we'll see if I can get a Chapter released! Note that the chapters in this story will be larger than BUF, so they'll take longer to write. I'm not restricting myself to such a small word count so I can let the chapters arc better.

I would go for the rocket launcher always been a fan of that deadly weapon its so powerful I used to love kicking zombies ass in Resident Evil with infinite rockets. I did not know you had surgery glad it OK now. Well some sad news I recall Tom Fulp's post about an Newgrounds flash author, I did not know who it was at first till I I saw the game called Pimp's Quest. The author died of a heroin overdose last month very sad so young too http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1116 018 I first saw a flash about it but anyway very sad I will read your story EagleRock.

Abusive review can be found here if anyone is interested. It is fairly clear once you hit the page the review you are looking for. WoodenSneakers seems to have gotton a little carried away with his copy and paste funtion.

At 10/27/09 10:33 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 10/27/09 08:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nice, you made me the narrator. That's a really nice little piece you're written there and I'm going to have to find some time to get me back in the saddle to read the rest of this tale.

Yep! The narrator does change hands, so you won't be narrator every chapter, but I am trying to make this story a little less focused towards my character. Obviously that won't be too hard, since I'm dead. :-)

This gives me an idea. TO THE BATCAVE!

At 10/28/09 12:57 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Abusive review can be found here if anyone is interested. It is fairly clear once you hit the page the review you are looking for. WoodenSneakers seems to have gotton a little carried away with his copy and paste funtion.

This is not Rage's Gift to you : Abusive Reviews. Please do not treat it as such.

Mark the review as abusive and move on. If you feel that you need to alert people to it, PM a Review Mod, like myself.

Well I've already told Eagle over AIM, but I'm halfway through chapter 27 of BUF. Quite an intoxicating read if I do say so myself.

At 10/24/09 02:53 PM, Dapper wrote: Dapper, reporting in, SIR! Requesting permission.

You need to at least be a private in your b/p rank, sonny.

At 10/28/09 07:27 AM, Coop83 wrote: This gives me an idea. TO THE BATCAVE!

?!?!? I'm confused, lol.

At 10/28/09 12:57 AM, Turkeybean wrote:

This is not Rage's Gift to you : Abusive Reviews. Please do not treat it as such.

Mark the review as abusive and move on. If you feel that you need to alert people to it, PM a Review Mod, like myself.

Agreed. Thanks for the quick response, Coop! Mods specifically locked the Abusive Review thread because they stated that "sharing" reviews on the BBS as such tend to cause more harm than good.

While TurkeyBean had the best of intentions, moderators have expressly stated that no more posting of that kind would be allowed, and no attempts at recreating the thread would be tolerated. Thanks for the understanding!

Anyway, to change the topic a skosh, I've finally released Chapter 1! You can read it here: Back in the Barracks - Chapter 1

I noticed that when I posted the Prologue I ended up answering the same questions twice here in the main thread and on our private forums. I'd recommend making responses/questions/comments/whatever in the threads devoted to the stories, as that would eliminate the confusion and probably keep the main thread cleaner overall. I answer a lot of questions and tend to give additional info/insight about the story there. I notice Byte does the same for her story, so they're good threads to check! Enjoy!

That is really good first chapter EagleRock I love how my name was used. Sounds promising I like how you have used General for the plot General can be a mess at times, but it still has good threads. I'm looking forward to reading more I like the first person style good and you a great writer. I have got the latest TheWeebl flash song stuck in my head, Get On My Horse is one of the best he has done I think since Owls the song is so catchy and funny too damn I cannot get the tune out of my head. Has anyone else seen it? Sill on front page. I also saw this flash very good here.

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At 10/28/09 11:47 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 10/28/09 07:27 AM, Coop83 wrote: This gives me an idea. TO THE BATCAVE!

?!?!? I'm confused, lol.

Then my plan was successful!

At 10/28/09 12:57 AM, Turkeybean wrote:

This is not Rage's Gift to you : Abusive Reviews. Please do not treat it as such.

Mark the review as abusive and move on. If you feel that you need to alert people to it, PM a Review Mod, like myself.

Agreed. Thanks for the quick response, Coop! Mods specifically locked the Abusive Review thread because they stated that "sharing" reviews on the BBS as such tend to cause more harm than good.

While Rage's Thread was established with the most honourable of intentions and at first worked, the meaning was lost and people became whistle-whores and just flagged indiscriminately. Now, it's best if we don't go there.

While TurkeyBean had the best of intentions, moderators have expressly stated that no more posting of that kind would be allowed, and no attempts at recreating the thread would be tolerated. Thanks for the understanding!

While we're not going to get the post deleted and a ban issued by speaking to mods, we'll just accept that it was done with well intentioned innocence

Anyway, to change the topic a skosh, I've finally released Chapter 1! You can read it here: Back in the Barracks - Chapter 1

Talking of which, I have my newest chapter out:

Blammer 23

Anyone mind if I write a story that covers the last month of Ben Spurgin's life?

Basically it's a one-shot story.

Anyhoo, my few weeks of hiatus have finally come to an end.

Anime villain's been mentioned along with a sad sports event that just occurred...

Well I have some news, chapter 10 is still in the works, it's gonna be a long one. I may have to break it up into two posts what with the character limit and all. Sometimes I wish it were more of a word limit. Anyway, I'll be reading the rest of BUF soon and getting to the sequel. Also, because I've spent so much time on the internet, my folks turn off the internet at 7 PM NG time.

Also, if anyone is wondering, the reason my B/P has been kinda low this week, it's because I've been reading CtrlAltDel which is funny as hell!!

If you like gaming, internet, etc. you'll enjoy this comic, a lot. It's best to read it from the beginning. Sure there are a bunch of one-shot strips, but those are merely filler. Also there are mini-series within the whole comic.

At 10/29/09 10:47 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: That is really good first chapter EagleRock I love how my name was used. Sounds promising I like how you have used General for the plot General can be a mess at times, but it still has good threads. I'm looking forward to reading more I like the first person style good and you a great writer.

Thanks for the great comments. :-) The story will take longer to update because the chapters are ending up twice the size of the first story. I should get Chapter 2 out soon, so keep checking the forums.

I have got the latest TheWeebl flash song stuck in my head, Get On My Horse is one of the best he has done I think since Owls the song is so catchy and funny too damn I cannot get the tune out of my head. Has anyone else seen it? Sill on front page. I also saw this flash very good here.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 6211

I saw all three flash...damn are they funny! TheWeebl has a perfect talent for making insanely catchy music. I remember when Badger Badger came out and we first saw it at the CS department at my college. First off, it was on half the computers there at any given time, but I remember one guy was so crazy over it that he actually recorded a 40 minute loop of the song onto minidisc so he could listen to it while walking between classes and stuff. I wish I was kidding.

As far as the Owl Song, it's funny as hell, but I dunno if I'd call it catchy. Get on my Horse, however, is plain ol' classic Weebl and damned if it isn't funny. The best part is where the horse starts playing the electric paino with his hoof.

"I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything."
"SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE!"

XD

At 10/29/09 11:55 AM, Coop83 wrote: Then my plan was successful!

*sigh* Punk'd again.

While Rage's Thread was established with the most honourable of intentions and at first worked, the meaning was lost and people became whistle-whores and just flagged indiscriminately. Now, it's best if we don't go there.

My spidey senses detect a sore point there. But yeah, so goes the way of the Rage's Gift thread. Anything can ultimately get out of hand and basically implode itself, no matter how noble the cause at the start.

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YAY IT GOT FLAGGED!!! Just an update, chapter 10 is still in the works. It's over the 5 page limit I gave myself because of the character limit in our news posts. Also, when can we expect chapter 13 Byte? And when can we expect chapter 2 Eagle?

*bugs Eagle just for the lolz* Ain't I a stinker?